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Even though he knew that Bi Xie was deliberately looking for trouble, Li Yu still seriously raised his hand and unbuttoned his clothes one by one.Li Yu felt like he was comforting a child, and couldn't help but find it funny.

"Bend a little, or it won't be easy to take it off." Li Yu watched Bi Xie take off his shirt under his instructions, and when he was about to unbutton his pants, the guy stood motionless, without any intention of doing anything.

"Can you take off your pants by yourself?" Li Yu asked.

Bi Xie shook his head, "No, if you don't help me take it off, then I won't wear any clothes in the future."

"..." Okay, in a short time, they will be threatening people.Li Yu squatted down speechlessly, touched the zipper of the evil pants, thinking that the prototype of the guy in front of him was just a gray and white beast, don't treat him as a man, he slowly pulled the zipper after he had mentally prepared .

A long time ago, Li Yu had seen Bixie's figure. Now that he is so close, he can see the strong and beautiful abdominal muscles of the other party in front of him, and there is a beautiful mermaid line downward. This is undoubtedly his favorite figure. Too strong, but also the beauty of lines.Seeing such a body, Li Yu also became a little envious. He is not a person who likes to exercise, so the flesh on his body is still a little soft.

"Have you seen enough? Can you take it off?" Bi Xie stood straight, squinting at Li Yu.

Li Yu raised his eyes and stared at Bixie, and pulled his trousers down with a "crash". Who knew that as soon as the trousers fell, an indescribable thing from the neck down suddenly popped out, and poked straight in front of his eyes. As soon as Yu saw that thing, his face suddenly turned white and red, very hot.

"You, this, rascal!" Li Yu stood up abruptly, raised his foot and kicked at Bixie.

Bi Xie grabbed Li Yu's arm, pressed him into his arms, and frowned in confusion, "Why are you angry again! This time I didn't say anything and you are still angry! You didn't know that when you were young. so!"

Li Yu chuckled, "Will you poke me with this thing when I was young?"

"That won't happen."

"If you can do this in front of children, you are simply a beast!"

Bixie looked down helplessly, "But I don't know what's going on, I can't help it when I see you recently..."

"..." Li Yu clenched his fists, feeling the urge to slap someone, "What did you say?"

It might be that the aura on Li Yu's body was terrifying, so he swallowed his thoughts into his stomach, and cast his eyes around, "It's nothing, it's a natural phenomenon, so what's so strange about it!"

Bi Xie felt that he couldn't be so weak, he was already angry with Li Yu, and Li Yu was still flattering him just now, why has the situation changed now?After thinking about it for a while, he decided to take back the initiative.

"What's wrong with me like this? Huh?" The evil general tightened his arms around Li Yu, raised his head, and snorted arrogantly, "When you were with Shuhu earlier, he was naked, and you still stared at him. I've been with him for a long time, the two talked and laughed, and had such a good time!"

"...you've been peeking from behind!" Li Yu leaned half of his face held by the evil spirit against the other's chest, his nose was full of the evil spirit, although it wasn't unpleasant, but it was strange that he felt The body felt a little hot, and even the strength to push people lost a lot.

"I don't call it peeping." Bixie found a reason, "I looked openly, but no one noticed."

"...The situation is different!" Li Yu felt that he was really going to be crushed by evil spirits, "Yuhu will not hold people like you and never let go, nor will he use the things below to hold people! I warn You, you will be caught in prison for such behavior, let me go!"

Hearing what Li Yu said, Bixie came up with a playful heart, hugged Li Yu left and right, buried his head in the socket of Li Yu's shoulder, and muttered: "I don't care, whoever wants to catch me, just catch me." , I'll see who dares to touch me! And it's so comfortable, last time I wanted to rub more, but you refused to let me get rubbed, and you won't lose a piece of meat, why are you so stingy!"

Li Yu gritted his teeth, "Are you stingy, find another generous person to rub against you!"

"No." Bi Xie refused without hesitation: "I don't want to rub against others, it's boring, it's better to rub against you, it feels comfortable to hold."

"Hehehehehehehehe."

"Why are you laughing like that?"

"I want to slap you."

"..."

(Legs rubbing in harmony...)

No matter how much Li Yu wanted to erupt, his body was against his will, and he couldn't use any strength. I don't know how long it took. When the frequency behind him was obviously accelerated a lot, and the hands that Bixie held him tightened again, He knew...it was too late.

"Hehehehehehe." Li Yu looked down at his damaged pants and sneered.

I don't know if it's comfortable enough, but Xie Xie's head is still arched at the back of Li Yu's neck, and his words are obviously much warmer than before, "Why are you still laughing like this, it sounds a little scary."

"Because my pants are ruined."

"It's okay, I'll buy it for you."

"...You stretch out your face."

Bi Xie quickly shook his head, "No, you didn't slap me just now, and you can't slap me now."

Li Yu looked at the sky speechlessly, closed his eyes and murmured, "I'm dead."

"Don't make trouble, even if you are really dead, I will drag you back." Bi Xie still replied quite seriously.

At this moment, Li Yu had mixed feelings in his heart. He hadn't had a girlfriend for so many years, but now there was an inhuman guy who was interested in him, which made him feel that something was wrong with him.I always feel that if we continue to develop like this, the future will be very bleak.

"Li Yu, talk to me, don't ignore me." Bixie blew into Li Yu's ear from behind.

Li Yu glanced at him, and asked weakly: "Can you properly put on the clothes I chose for you?"

"No problem!" Squinting his evil eyes, he put down Li Yu with a satisfied face, and obediently wiped his pants, then quickly changed into a suit of clothes, and his movements were very agile.

The clothes that Li Yu chose for Bixie fit well. Putting on the clothes, Bixie threw his long hair back, looking like an artist.It's just that Li Yu now sees evil spirits, no matter how he looks at it, he feels annoyed, and the smile on the corner of the other party's mouth also makes him very upset, and he wants to stab him at any time.

When Li Yu drove Bixie out, he quickly rubbed his stiff waist, wiped the marks on his trousers with the clothes that Bixie dragged down next to him, and felt that it was almost done, so he packed up his things and slowly opened them to try. Walk out of the clothes room.He didn't know if it was his own psychological effect, but he always felt that the people around him were observing him intentionally or unconsciously.

"Look, Li Yu, how about I pick out this dress for you?" Bi Xie happily shuttled by the hangers, picked up a T-shirt with Snoopy printed on it, and looked at him, his head still spinning around. "By the way, it also needs to be paired with these pants."

The pants that Bixie said were narrow briefs similar to children's clothing. When Bixie picked up the underwear, all the people who were watching them in the mall let out a suppressed laugh.

Li Yu blushed, feeling that his whole life was lost today, so he scolded in a low voice: "I don't need it!"

After finally dragging the curious Bixie back, Li Yu took out his bank card and was about to pay the bill when he was stopped by Xiexie.I saw Bi Xie speak righteously and said: "I don't want to use your money to buy me clothes. This is an act of soft food in the eyes of you humans. I want to buy clothes for you."

"Didn't I rely on you to earn my money?" Li Yu was puzzled for a while, "It's completely normal to spend money on you."

"No." Bixie seemed to be determined, and he rejected Li Yu's proposal quite decisively. He took all the clothes in Li Yu's hand, put them on the checkout counter, turned around and swayed among the crowd. Circle, and soon settled the bill with a lot of paper tickets in hand.When he carried his pockets in his hands, there was still that indelible smile on his face.

"Where did you get your money from?" Li Yu didn't even get the clue.

"It was given by others." Bixie raised the corner of his mouth, "Don't worry, with me here, we can't lack money."

Why do you want to beat someone up so much?Li Yu attributed it to the anger of the people at the bottom.And then the more he thought about it, the more strange he felt. He opened the pocket in Bixie's hand, and saw the childish underwear and clothes that Bixie had chosen for him. He felt powerless and couldn't even speak.

"How about it, aren't you very moved?" Bixie raised his eyebrows proudly, "From now on, you can wear the pants I bought for you. It doesn't matter how dirty it is, I bought you a lot."

"...Don't talk to me, I want to be quiet."

Fortunately, the other pocket in Li Yu's hand told him that there was another person who was locked in the fitting room. When he brought Shuhu out together with evil spirits, the women in the women's clothing area seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood. A probe looked at them.The staff member who helped him guard Shuhu looked around the three of them curiously, and kept muttering, "This relationship is a bit complicated. One attack and two attacks? Or one attack and two attacks?"

Li Yu decided to pretend that he didn't hear anything, but when Zhuhu came over and sniffed his nose non-stop, and said, "You have the smell of evil spirits on you, it seems that he is not bad, so I can rest assured" , Li Yu, who had endured for a long time, finally broke out.

"Me and Bixie didn't do anything, we are very pure, and my sexual orientation is very normal! As for Bixie, he must have reached the estrus period, you should quickly find him a female animal, the dragon's sex is inherently obscene, it is true!"

Shuhu looked at Bixie, and silently gave a thumbs up to his friend. The two people before were still quarreling, but now their relationship has improved a lot, and mobility is the last word.

Unfortunately, Yuhu underestimated the duration of Li Yu's anger. When they returned to the place where they lived, Li Yu drove Bixie and Yuhu aside, and ran to Li Zhen's room. He felt that he was full of words. He wanted to talk to someone, but when he saw Li Zhen reading quietly with the bedside lamp on, he didn't know what to say.

"That monster didn't do anything to you, did it?" Li Zhen patted the side of the bed, motioning for Li Yu to sit down, "Both Bixie and Shuhu came back just now?"

"Yeah." Li Yu faced Li Zhen, and couldn't help feeling a little guilty, "Brother, I'm sorry."

Li Zhen frowned, "Why do you have to apologize?"

"I think it's unfair that I'm the only one who forgot those things." Li Yu scratched his head in distress, "I don't remember that you were hurt because of me, and I don't remember the hurt that Qiongqi brought us. The most important thing What's more, Bi Xie slandered you like that, saying you were lying and deceiving others, but I couldn't hate him. Not only couldn't I hate him, but I also..."

Li Zhen put the book in his hand aside, raised his hand, and put it on the back of Li Yu's hand, with a little tiredness in his eyes, "Do you feel happy being with him?"

"..."

"You were like this when you were a child." Li Zhen tightened his hands, his voice was a little dry, "You also said that you wanted to go to the world in "Shan Hai Jing", and that you would be accompanied by evil spirits, so you can go anywhere."

"Did I really say that?" Li Yu was very surprised. Did he trust evil spirits so much when he was a child?

"Now, do you still have this idea?" Li Zhen stared at Li Yu closely, and said in a deep voice, "Tell me."

Li Yu shook his head subconsciously, "No, how could I go to "Shan Hai Jing", this is impossible."

"That's good." Li Zhen showed her old smile and patted Li Yu's head, "Okay, go to bed, it's getting late."

Li Yu nodded, before leaving Li Zhen's room, he couldn't help but look back at Li Zhen, and asked softly, "Brother, you haven't lied to me, have you?"

Li Zhen smiled back, "Of course."

The next day, when Li Yu packed up his mood and was about to go to pet work in good condition, there were two more guys around him.Yuhu and Bixie were wearing newly bought clothes, and they turned heads 100% while walking on the road. Li Yu's head grew twice as big just for them to deal with and strike up a conversation along the way.

Needless to say, when we got to the store, the customers kept pouring in. We made a lot of money, but it also made Li Yu exhausted.As soon as Qu Ziguan saw Shuhu and Bixie, and after hearing Li Yu's identities of the two, he spent the whole day as if making offerings to the Buddha, busy before and after, for fear of offending his ancestors.Sometimes when they saw Li Yu ordering them around, they were still nervous, and they were afraid that they would be dissatisfied with Li Yu and plant some trouble.

After finally getting off work, Li Yu and Qu Ziguan received a call at the same time. The former college classmates invited everyone to have a party, because the other party was too enthusiastic and couldn't refuse.Li Yu had to drag his exhausted body again, bring evil spirits who would never go home, and Shuhu who was curious about all kinds of worldly things, and the few of them went to the meeting place together.

"It's been a long time since everyone got together, and this time I heard that the goddess is here too." Qu Ziguan drove the car and blinked at Li Yu, "I heard from the gossip that everyone has a chance during the goddess' recent vacancy period." Yo."

"Goddess?" Upon hearing this word, Bi Xie, who was sitting in the back seat, poked his head over, secretly observed Li Yu's expression, and pretended to ask casually, "Is Li Yu familiar with the goddess?"

"Hahahaha." Seeing Bi Xie asking this question, Qu Ziguan laughed immediately, "Of course we are familiar, we are all in the same class, and he sat at the table behind the goddess, which made many people envy and hate at that time. The key is Yuyu I also like the goddess..."