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"It's appreciation." Li Yu interrupted Qu Ziguan, and pushed back the evil spirit's head with his hand, "Sit down and don't move around."

"That woman is very beautiful?" Bi Xie continued to poke his head over, his eyes were always rolling on Li Yu's face, and he asked tentatively, "Is that kind of like wanting to have a baby together?"

Qu Ziguan was amused by the words of exorcising evil spirits, he shook his head and said, "As expected of Mr. Exorcising Exorcisms, you really hit the nail on the head. Everyone is aiming to have monkeys with the goddess."

Bi Xie's face became serious now, "Give birth to a monkey? Could it be that the goddess is a female monkey?"

"..." Li Yu stared at Qu Ziguan speechlessly, and then explained to Bi Xie, "That's not what it means. Giving birth to a monkey means giving birth to a child. As for Qu Ziguan's words like this, it is entirely because of his own dirty thoughts. dirty."

"What do you mean my thoughts are dirty?!" Qu Ziguan immediately rolled his eyes in dissatisfaction, "I am exposing the most fundamental needs of human beings. Isn't the ultimate goal of those who go after goddesses is for human reproduction?"

"Reproduction..." Bixie looked at Li Yu thoughtfully, with a very tangled expression, "So you want to find someone to reproduce!"

Li Yu didn't know where Bi Xie was going, and before he could deny it, Bi Xie muttered to himself again, "No, absolutely not, I don't agree!"

Bi Xie was a little annoyed, as long as he thought that Li Yu would be with a woman, they would have sex, and they would have a baby together, he would feel inexplicably anxious.

Seeing Bixie's dissatisfaction on his face, Qu Ziguan trembled in his heart. The person in front of him was an ancient auspicious beast. No matter in terms of seniority or status, he and Li Yu were not worthy of respect.In case he offends him somewhere, his life may be over at any time.

Qu Ziguan anxiously winked at Li Yu, signaling Li Yu to appease the great god quickly.As a result, Li Yu turned his head and said slowly, "Now that I think about it, it's quite normal for Qiu Ru to be called a goddess. She has a gentle and generous personality, a beautiful appearance, and the best voice I've ever heard. And very hot, I think any normal man will like her style."

Li Yu's words undoubtedly added fuel to the fire for the evil spirit, and the evil spirit was instantly ignited like a firecracker, "You actually moved on when I was not around!"

Qu Ziguan looked at Li Yu and Bi Xie in shock, "Why do I feel that I heard something I shouldn't have heard?"

"...You heard it wrong." Li Yu really didn't want to hear Bi Xie say those misleading words again, a straightforward person like him cannot be influenced by that guy.Although I was not interested in this party at first, but thinking about it now, maybe this is an opportunity.It's time for him to find a girlfriend. During college, he had a good impression of Qiu Ru. If he could find a girlfriend like her, that would be pretty good.

Afterwards, Li Yu ignored the noise of the evil spirits on the way, but fortunately there was Shuhu Lake, and he could still look at him and evil spirits, but Qu Ziguan began to look at him and evil spirits with abnormal eyes, sighing from time to time, shaking his head from time to time, with a look on his face. He looked like a concubine in mourning, so Li Yu wanted to beat him up.

The meeting place was set at a well-known local five-star hotel, and the organizer was Pan Ze, the monitor of their class.As soon as Li Yu got out of the car, he saw Pan Ze standing at the door waiting for someone. Their squad leader hadn't changed much. He was still thin, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and looked gentle.It's just that the hair is obviously well-groomed, neatly combed behind the head, and he is also wearing a very formal suit, the leather shoes are shining, and he looks at the watch on his hand from time to time, looking like an elite.Compared to Pan Ze's grand attire, Li Yu's and the others' attire seemed much more sloppy.

Because their group was more eye-catching, Pan Ze saw them at a glance, and waved to greet them, "Qu Ziguan, Li Yu, you are here, and there are quite a few of you here." On Yuhu, he couldn't help but feel a bit more conflicted in his eyes, "Who are these two?"

"Friend." Li Yu, as the "caretaker", briefly introduced the two of them. He could see that Pan Ze didn't welcome them.

Bi Xie and Shu Hu have their own special auras, and they will be surrounded by people wherever they go. Originally, this class reunion was a matter of Li Yu and Qu Ziguan, but when they met their old classmates, everyone turned their attention to Bi Xie and them. body.A table of people asked questions, women asked gossip, men asked about their careers, and they wanted to dig out all their family fortunes.

Obviously, the appearance of evil spirits and them made all the men present have a strong sense of crisis.Originally, everyone came here to recall the past, and secondly, to show off today's achievements.Who would have thought that their limelight would be taken away by two unrelated men?

The women were much happier. Some people who were not very close to Li Yu, in order to learn more about Bixie and Shuhu, came over to talk to him. As a result, Bixie's complexion became worse and worse.

"Li Yu, I heard that Pan Ze often mentioned you. Now that I have met a real person, you really have a temperament. I don't know where you two friends are. To be honest, my company lacks talents like you. This is my business card. , if you are interested, how about taking these two to the company to have a look?" The woman who spoke was named Xia Shuzhen, the current girlfriend of Pan Ze, the squad leader, who was said to be the lady of xx Group, and it was this "delicate flower" that Pan Ze had climbed. , Only then has a flourishing career.

Xia Shuzhen seems to be in her 30s, much older than Pan Ze. With her interest in gnawing fresh meat, she must have taken a fancy to Bixie and Shuhu. Judging from her preferences, her eyes are particularly focused on Bixie. , Occasionally raise your head to take a sip of wine, and bite your lips lightly, all with ambiguous hints.

For this reason, Li Yu felt Pan Ze's piercing eyes.He is also very painful, but if the evil spirit can be interested in women, he will deal with them like a wolf, he may... really push them out_(:3ゝ∠)_

In order to divert his girlfriend's attention away from the evil spirits and them, Pan Ze first stood up and played the eloquence he was proud of in school, expressing that it is not easy for everyone to get together, drank a glass of wine, and quickly mobilized the people on the table. atmosphere of.At this moment, the men seemed to be connected with each other. After a few words, the topic suddenly turned to the goddess, "Why hasn't Qiu Ru come yet? Pan Ze, you personally said that she was invited by you. If you can't invite her Man, we will never forgive you!"

Hearing the men mentioning Qiu Ru, the women finally took their eyes away from Bixie and Shuhu. Some women who have opinions on Qiu Ru have a chance to be sarcastic at this moment, "Qiu Ru is too busy Very, how is it possible to come to such a small party?"

"That's right, when she was in school, when was she not with a man by her side?" The other woman chuckled, "You men, don't want to eat swan meat anymore!"

"You can't say that." Xia Shuzhen raised her finger and shook it, "Sister, look at the men at our table, whether in terms of quality or appearance, what's the difference?" She pointedly threw away the evil spirit. Winkingly, "If toads grow like this these days, I think all swans will chase after you."

The women suddenly let out a burst of coquettish laughter.

Maybe he had endured the evil for a long time, so he took Li Yu's hand directly on the table, and said with a bored face, "How long are you going to stay here? Should we go?"

Li Yu twitched his hand, and found that the evil spirit's grip was too tight, and he couldn't pull it away at all.Coupled with the fact that Bixie said in a loud voice just now, everyone at the table looked at it, and the scene was extremely embarrassing.Li Yu lowered his voice, and whispered next to Bi Xie: "Everyone had a good chat, if you are not used to it, how about letting Shuhu accompany you home?"

"I don't want it!" Bi Xie snorted coldly, "You think I don't know you just want to send me away, and then go to meet that goddess?"

"..." Li Yu said with a shy smile to everyone at the table, "Don't mind everyone, he's drunk a little too much."

Qu Ziguan silently looked at the wine glass in front of Bixie, um...it contained pure orange juice, which Li Yu poured for Bixie himself.

"And this woman!" Bixie raised his hand, pointed at Xia Shuzhen, frowned and said, "It's so annoying to stare at me with a face of heat!"

With a "slap", she slapped the wine glass in Xia Shuzhen's hand on the table, and half of the manicure she had just finished was broken on the table because of her excessive movements.The expression on her face was quite distorted. It should be the first time she was satirized face to face, so that she couldn't control her emotions well, and shouted sharply: "What are you talking about!!"

He glanced at her disgustedly, then quickly withdrew his gaze, looked at Li Yu and continued, "Are you going? If not, I'll take you away."

"Tell me clearly, who do you think is in heat?!" Xia Shuzhen stepped on high heels, and walked towards the evil spirit, Pan Ze hurried forward this time, stopped Xia Shuzhen, and walked in front of the evil spirit. Said: "Please apologize to my girlfriend."

Bixie has lived for countless years, and this is the first time he has encountered such a thing. He stared at Pan Ze with the eyes of an idiot, "She is so disgusting, you want me to apologize?"

"I said, you have to apologize to my girlfriend!" At this moment, Pan Ze felt that he was a man. Even if Xia Shuzhen had humiliated him, he still wanted to get his dignity back for the sake of his future.

Qu Ziguan stepped forward at this time, patted Pan Ze's arm, and comforted him, "It's okay, let's get together after a long time, why bother to make such an unpleasant scene, calm your temper, and bring your girlfriend to the Let me comfort you next to me. Tell me, what's the matter with your girlfriend not looking at you, but staring at others hard? Don't suffer from boredom in the future. "

Qu Ziguan's words undoubtedly hit Pan Ze's weakness, but it also annoyed him even more. Xia Shuzhen behind him was still stamping her feet aggrievedly, and he had to express something.

"Get out of the way." Pan Ze pushed Qu Ziguan away, and cursed at Bi Xie, "I've never seen a person like you with no taste, who do you say is disgusting?" His eyes were on Bi Xie and Li Xie Yu turned around and sneered, "A big man is still holding hands with another man. You are the one who is disgusting, you are gay!"

As soon as Pan Ze said this, Li Yu couldn't sit still.He originally thought of apologizing to others on behalf of evil spirits, but it turned out that this person scolded him directly, and the words were harsh no matter how harsh they sounded. He was not without a temper, so he said directly: "Pan Ze, my friend is You're not good at talking, but I don't think your girlfriend is very good! How long have you been dallying around the table just now? You always bend over, do you want us to watch the ball in a civilized manner? The skirt is so high that your thighs are all open. I'm afraid that others won't see what she's wearing. It would be great if she's really attractive, so I'll give it to her without saying a word..."

"What?" Bixie dragged Li Yu to his side, frowned and shouted: "You said you want to give me to her?!"

"For example, didn't you miss her?" Li Yu rolled his eyes guiltily.

"Okay, you not only want to see the goddess yourself, but also push me to the female nerve!" At this moment, Bixie was really angry.

Xia Shuzhen, who was standing by the side, was attacked again. She picked up the wine glass on the table and wanted to splash it on the faces of the two of them.In the midst of this chaos, a soft voice like the sounds of nature came.

"What's the matter with everyone? Isn't it a class reunion? Could it be this special way to welcome me?" The woman's voice was more beautiful than Qin Se's, and quickly calmed down the noisy emotions in everyone's hearts.

Whether it was persuading or arguing, everything was quiet at this moment.Li Yu knew that only goddesses had such charms, no matter how jealous those women were, Qiu Ru could let everyone appreciate the beauty of the voice, and thus calm down.Li Yu suddenly got a little excited, long time no see, how is she doing?

With a little affection, Li Yu turned sideways and looked in the direction of the voice.

And then... no more.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Who can tell him who is that woman with the head of an eel? This is definitely not a goddess, absolutely not!

The eel head opened its mouth, and there was another series of beautiful voices in its mouth, "Everyone, for my sake, sit down, how about we have a good meal?"

"This is your goddess?" Bixie tilted his head and touched his face, "I think I'm better than her."

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