Jellyfish

Stills.

The jellyfish stared at the picture, there were two people in the picture, one black and one red, one in front of the other, one of them... well, he didn't know him, and the other was Hua Ji.

The jellyfish threw away the textbook in its hand, tapped the keyboard with two tentacles, tapped the phone with the other tentacle, and tapped the ipad with two more tentacles, and began to check this still photo.

It didn't take him long to figure it out.

"Merry Pretty? Stills? Acting?"

The jellyfish murmured loudly: "That's right, the little fox's career is an actor, an actor... Well, the publicity in the past was all based on word of mouth. Now there is such an Internet, but it can be promoted through the Internet..."

The jellyfish looked at the notebook in front of him firmly, and said, "Internet? Maybe I can choose this major for further study."

The tentacle on the mobile phone is still searching for the stills and information of Merry Girls, the tentacle on the laptop has already started searching for Internet-related occupations, as for the ipad...

"Huh? Fourth citizen?"

When the jellyfish was searching for the latest technology on the Internet, he found a documentary. The jellyfish watched it with great interest, and then...

"Edward Snowden? Worldwide network monitoring?" There are countless light spots on the jellyfish's big canopy. Except for two of these light spots in front of the notebook and one in front of the mobile phone, the rest are all on the ipad forward.

These dots are fixed on the English word: Hacker!

"Hacker? Hacker?"

When the little girl He Baiyu was struggling under the old lady Baimei, Hua Ji was not on the set, and Boss Wu accepted a print advertisement for him. In fact, for such ghosts as them, making commercials is much easier than making TV movies. , and the time is short, the money is quick, and there is no need to toss so long.

It's just a pity that manufacturers won't find unknown people to make commercials =v=

Therefore, Huaji still needs to maintain a certain degree of exposure every year.

Hua Ji saw Yan Die, whom he hadn't seen for a long time.

Yan Die smiled and looked at him: "In view of your little red hair with transparent luster when you were in Hawaii, I recommend you to the boss, I believe you will like it."

Hua Ji had a bad premonition, and when he took a look at the content of the ad, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Yan Die accepted the underwear advertisement for him ==

Hua Ji sneered: "You have the nerve to call me? Mine is red hair, but yours is colorful hair!!"

Yan Dieyou said leisurely: "Unfortunately, I am a manager, not an actor, and the other party will not let me take the film."

Hua Ji: "..."

Seeing that Hua Ji was about to explode, Yan Diejie took away the advertising plan and gave him another one.

"That's their new seasonal underwear. Although what you made is also underwear, it's not this one, but... swimming trunks."

Yes, a sub-brand under the same brand.

Only then did Hua Ji calm down a bit, he gave Yan Die a hard look, and opened the swimming trunks advertisement plan to look at it.

A few print advertisement pages, and a ten-second video, the planning is also simple, just go swimming in the sea, and meet... Wait what the hell?Met a jellyfish! ?

The tentacles of jellyfish are highly poisonous, and other people's key parts will wither if they are poked by jellyfish! !And the underwear Hua Ji wears is particularly good for protection, even the highly poisonous box jellyfish can't do anything about it!

In the end, all the men on the beach were admitted to the hospital, and only Hua Ji walked across the beach alone, dating all kinds of beauties, and having a happy holiday... What the hell is this? !

Taking a deep breath... Taking a deep breath, Hua Ji calmed down for a few seconds, and finally maintained his composure. He asked Yan Die: "What kind of sloppy plan is this? How the hell did it pass?"

Yan Butterfly said slowly: "I think it's very good, or that sentence, your experience in Hawaii has brought me great inspiration. Although the advertisement is a bit absurd, most people may scoff at it, but what if?"

"Which man would relax the protection of the most important parts? Even if there are no jellyfish, being caught by a crab while swimming in the sea will bring disaster!"

Hua Ji: What he said is so correct that I am speechless!

Yan Die said meaningfully: "So as soon as I submitted this plan, the owner of the manufacturer immediately decided to use this."

Hua Ji pointed at Yan Diedie speechlessly: "You actually wrote it?"

Yan Die smiled and said nothing.

Hua Ji said helplessly: "The jellyfish is going to take the college entrance examination, you'd better not ask him for help."

Yan Die shrugged: "Just like what I wrote in the planning copy, crabs and shells are fine. Of course, it would be safer if the jellyfish appeared in friendship."

He looked at Hua Ji with a smile: "You don't want to be caught by a crab during filming, do you?"

Hua Ji: "..."

The jellyfish connected Hua Ji's phone.

"Jellyfish, are you busy recently?"

Jellyfish Avenue: "A little bit, what's the matter?"

Hua Ji flinched suddenly, the jellyfish is such an awesome person and said he was a bit busy in the face of the college entrance examination, so why don't he bother him?

He hurriedly said: "It's okay, Daddy Jellyfish prepares for the exam well, I wish you success in the exam!"

Jellyfish Avenue: "I saw your stills."

Hua Ji:! ! !

Jellyfish Avenue: "It's pretty good, but look at the photos, do you want to be inferior to others?"

Hua Ji instantly knew which photo Jellyfish saw, it should be the one of the Demon Cult duo.

"It's okay, big jellyfish. The senior I played with is very capable. I can learn a lot, and the script is set in the senior is my immediate boss!"

Jellyfish Avenue: "I see, are you filming now?"

"No, it's not my turn yet. It will take another week or so."

"Then what are you doing?"

Hua Ji was taken aback, and the jellyfish asked why?

"I'm shooting a commercial..."

The jellyfish said nonchalantly, "Do you want my help in making commercials?"

"Yes... um, no!" The corner of Hua Ji's mouth twitched, just as he was about to continue denying it, he heard Jellyfish Da Dao: "You are stupid, do you know that?"

Hua Ji burst into tears in his heart: "Yes, the jellyfish, I have an advertisement here, I hope you can make a cameo appearance of the jellyfish itself, but then I think you are preparing for the college entrance examination, and I am afraid you will be very busy, so..."

"Oh, use the main body, it's easy." The jellyfish said calmly, "Just wait for the delivery."

……what?

Early the next morning, Hua Ji received a text message from Jellyfish, asking him to go to the Huangpu River to pick up the courier.

Hua Ji foolishly ran to the Bund, and according to what Jellyfish said, he threw a transparent material bag into the Huangpu River, with a rope tied to the end of the bag.

Soon, he felt the bag move. He grabbed the rope and pulled up the plastic bag to take a look, only to see a transparent jellyfish the size of a palm ==

He calmly asked the jellyfish: "How did you deliver the courier?"

The jellyfish said calmly: "Split a single cell from me and throw it into the moat of the second ring road, and swim all the way to the entrance of Tianjin Binjiang Bohai Sea, just right to your place, very convenient."

Hua Ji: "..."

Considering that he would have to take the subway back later, Hua Ji first went to the aquatic product store to buy a fish tank. He put a small jellyfish the size of a palm into it. The jellyfish was transparent and almost invisible in color. The two highlights are light yellow.

One brain controls four tentacles... Hua Ji observed it, there are eight tentacles on the little jellyfish, does that mean this little jellyfish has two brains?

He was holding the fish tank, and the subway staff forbade him to enter.

The staff member smiled at him, pointing to a no-pets sign taped to the wall.

The corner of Hua Ji's mouth twitched: "The sign prohibits dogs but not jellyfish?!"

This time it was the subway staff's turn to twitch, and the other party said sinisterly: "Then go through the security check!"

... Let the jellyfish big and small jellyfish go through the security check in the bathtub?

Hua Ji took the fish tank and left silently, he should take a taxi honestly.

After hanging up the phone, Jellyfish continued to search for hacker information, and finally came to the conclusion that if you want to be a hacker, you must learn computer technology. After summarizing the information he found, he finally locked on... Zhejiang University!

Yes, although in the computer field, Tsinghua University in City B is the best university in the flower-growing country, but that would be too far away from the little fox. Instead of going to school in City B and traveling to the Bohai Sea all day, it is better to live in City S I am a day student at Zhejiang University.

Well, it's such a happy decision, if you major in computer science and technology, choose computer science and technology.

After confirming the exam institution, Jellyfish began to prepare for the exam with all its strength.

The college entrance examination was not difficult for him at all. It was much simpler than the imperial examinations of the Celestial Dynasty. Even if he memorized it by rote, he could get a lot of points, not to mention the jellyfish who mobilized six brains.

At the same time, Hua Ji sat in front of a woman.

She has long golden-brown hair and looks enchanting and beautiful, but there is a faint hostility between her brows, and a fierce aura is revealed all over her body.

"I heard you asked me to make background music?"

Hua Ji carefully took out a crystal ball: "Yes, I need the best music!"