Jellyfish

Zhu Mimi, 150 years old this year, is a bee.

She is a queen bee, she will become a human by chance, but her state is unstable when she transforms into a human form, and she cannot maintain her human form for a long time. When she is excited, she will reveal two pairs of wings on her back.

Like Hua Ji, she is also a goblin who ran rampant in the world before the founding of the country. Even if she is not strong, she can linger in the world of mortals all year round. She has rich experience in life in the world. Born in large numbers, running to save the world.

She accidentally followed a great man, and watched him fight all over the world, and finally the hero died on the battlefield.

After the baptism of blood and fire, human beings and sex, Zhu Mimi transformed from a simple bee into a queen. It was not until the founding of the People's Republic of China that the world was peaceful and the country strengthened the supervision of goblins. She lived in S City and became a queen. I'm a home girl and don't go out anymore.

Zhu Mimi has a lot of property and shares in various companies, so she doesn't have to worry about food and clothing. Even after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become spirits, let alone spirits that are not up to the standard to go down the mountain. The nameplate caused her to be often harassed by fledgling Taoist priests and monks, and she had no real legal identity to appear in front of people. Zhu Mimi lived a happy life, pretending to be her daughter in front of people every 20 years, After shaking it twice and then retracting it, after a long time, no one found the clue.

Ten years ago, the Internet was vigorously developed. Zhu Mimi was obsessed with video editing. She already has bee-like compound eyes, which is very convenient for watching movies. In addition to her rich experience, she knows some classical musical instruments. She simply opened her own studio and made some video editing. come out.

Her nickname is Queen Bee. After several years of accumulation, she has become a big name in the industry in this small circle. Even many film and television companies will ask her to edit and make music, but she never shows up and only accepts jobs online, so the outside world It is rumored that the queen bee has a cold personality and does not like to talk to others and her quotation is inflated.

But even so, there will still be people who will continue to hook up with the Queen Bee, just for the editing and soundtrack to be amazing.

The video edited by Queen Bee has a strong sense of rhythm, which makes people shake their legs when they watch it. At the same time, she is also good at all kinds of classical musical instruments. The style of music is majestic and magnificent. .

A few days ago, she received a request from Old Turtle to edit the soundtrack for a documentary. Zhu Mimi didn't want to accept it at first, but considering that most of Old Turtle's Wangu Entertainment is full of ghosts, because it's really worthless for a film to refute Old Turtle's face. Finally she agreed.

Of course, when talking about business with the old turtle, she didn't have to stay at home, even if she showed her wings in Everlasting Entertainment, no one, no monsters would make a fuss.

Mimi Zhu looked Hua Ji up and down with critical eyes, she frowned slightly, always feeling that the other party looked familiar.

Hua Ji blinked, he suddenly realized, raised his hand and tore off his face, revealing another face.

By the way, when the old turtle asked for video editing, he really didn't realize it was her, just like himself, Zhu Mimi also...

Zhu Mimi looked at the exposed face with a strange expression: "So it's you..."

"I didn't expect it to be you either. You changed your name and skin, but as soon as you opened your mouth, I knew it was you." Hua Ji smiled and said, "Long time no see, Xiao Jianhong."

Zhu Mimi looked a little dazed, and after a while she said: "...You should call me Zhu Mimi, Xiao Jianhong is dead, now I am Zhu Mimi." After a pause, she asked Hua Ji: "What about you? Who told me before? Introduce, say Shangguan Hao?"

Hua Ji touched his nose: "My name is Hua Ji."

Zhu Mimi smiled, and she said in a manly voice: "Since we are old friends, then I don't need any money. Tell me, what do you want to cut?"

Hua Ji pointed to the crystal ball on the table: "This is the memory of a senior, about...the memory of the formation of the planet under our feet, you can regard it as the opening of the sky."

Zhu Mimi was stunned, and she gasped: "Where did you get it? A certain senior? Did that senior agree to make the video public? Do you understand what this video will cause? If it is really about After reading the memory of the birth of the earth, Kunlun and the old guy on the mountain... will definitely break through."

She looked at Hua Ji fixedly: "The whole practice world will be messed up by your film."

Hua Ji smiled slightly, he stretched out his hand to feel the surface of the crystal ball, the silvery crystal ball felt cold to the touch, his tone was flat and distant: "How is it?"

Zhu Mimi was stunned for a moment, and then burst out laughing, her laughter was a bit sharp, but full of unrestrained, she nodded repeatedly: "Yes, this is you, I feel much better with a changed face, I thought Your temper has also changed!"

She asked, "I just have one question, does that senior agree?"

Hua Ji sighed deeply: "He told me this when he gave it to me..."

[I have too many brains, these two brains are my earliest memories, and they are useless now, please help me clean them up, keep the useful ones, and throw away the useless ones for me. ] Zhu Mimi: "..."

After a while, she said: "Too many brains? The earliest memory? Wait, the earliest memory is the birth of the earth?"

Zhu Mimi's expression became extremely distorted: "Shangguan, no, Hua Ji, tell me, how old is that senior?"

Hua Ji's face was deep: "He grew up with the earth..."

"Wow! Isn't he more than 40 billion years old?"

Hua Ji smiled and said: "How do you calculate? Although the earth is indeed more than 40 billion years old, life on the earth has only been born more than 20 billion years ago..."

Damn is there a difference?

Zhu Mimi was speechless for a while, looking at the crystal ball on the table, she suddenly felt extremely excited.

This is a true record of the beginning of the world and the blooming of life. What an honor to be able to edit and make music for such a memory! !

She stretched out her hand, rubbed the crystal ball carefully, and said after a while, "How old is it here?"

"The memory here is about ten thousand years old."

24 billion years ago, the jellyfish was just a small jellyfish. Even at that time, the jellyfish was still blue. The sea water in my memory was full of large patches of cyanobacteria. The sunlight in ancient times was terrifying and deadly. The jellyfish didn’t even dare Touching the sunlight falling into the sea, I can only hide behind the blue algae and watch the light from a distance.

That was the most primitive and barren era.

Hua Ji said slowly: "The senior told me that from 24 billion years ago to 6 million years ago, the earth changed slowly. He stored it in two brains at once. The special crystal he gave me The ball can be fast-forwarded, but the one I gave you can only be watched slowly..."

Zhu Mimi's expression was not good: "It's been so long, can't I finish watching it when I die?" She stretched out her hand: "Give me the fast-forward crystal ball."

"No." Hua Ji said stingily, "That's what senior gave me, so I won't give it to you."

Zhu Mimi couldn't help but laugh: "Why do you become stupid when you get younger? Don't be ridiculous, give me the crystal ball that can fast forward, otherwise I won't be able to finish it at all."

Hua Ji pouted: "...then you can stay in my apartment and do it, don't take it away."

Zhu Mimi raised her eyebrows, and she said meaningfully: "Can you tell me, who is that senior?"

Could it be a female fox?Or... across races, she-wolf?

Hua Ji thought about it, Zhu Mimi should know who the memory came from after watching the crystal ball, and he didn't need to hide it.

He said, "It's a jellyfish."

Mimi Zhu: "..."

Isn't this race too far across?

Reluctantly, he handed over the crystal ball given to him by Jellyfish Da Da to Zhu Mimi, and Hua Ji took the fish tank to shoot commercials.

As soon as Hua Ji changed into swimming trunks and came out, the manufacturer was very satisfied.

Wow, this little white face is really good, the skin is a natural and healthy wheat color (he used spiritual power to hold it back), and there is no messy hair on the exposed skin (... Can red hair be seen by people? Is it possible to have another one? Advertisement hair dyeing?), body muscles are strong and tight (the red-haired fox has turned into a prototype and even the jellyfish are mostly drooling!), raised his head and flicked his hair, with a bright smile on his face, suddenly summer, sunshine, beach and The smell of a beautiful woman hits her face.

The director is very satisfied, but the focus of this ad is not the actor, but the jellyfish.

How to ensure that this little jellyfish can kill with one hit in the sea and directly entangle a coughing position is the key point.

The director took out a... Cucumber wrapped in swimming trunks! !

He said nervously, "Let's practice first!"

He walked to the jellyfish in the fish tank.

Hua Ji: "..."