Jellyfish

The jellyfish is transparent when it's big and still, and it seems to be quiet as if it doesn't exist, but when it moves, it drips water all over.

Since Hua Ji was facing Director Yu sideways, in Director Yu's eyes, Hua Ji, who was playing Feng Huixue, was sobbing with his head down. The tears from the corners of his eyes were extremely transparent, but strangely radiant. The confidant seems to be made of colored glaze, which is extremely beautiful.

Director Yu slapped the table excitedly: "That's the feeling!!"

If you want to increase the ratings these days, you need extremely controversial characters, such as this Feng Huixue. The setting requires Feng Huixue to speak a little bit of a woman, and her face should have a touch of charm that men don’t have. The Lord finally died tragically in the male second hand.

The lovable characters set up in this way will definitely cause topics when they are broadcast, and as the topic maker, Hua Ji will definitely become popular.

In fact, at the beginning, Director Yu wanted to give this role to a young man who sang Peking Opera. Who knew that Vanguard Entertainment suddenly called and asked for this role, and the immediate boss, Chuangxia Media, also agreed, and even the investors had no objection, so Director Yu had to disagree. opinion side.

He solemnly stated before that if the other party does not meet his wishes, he has the right of veto.

No matter if it was Everu Entertainment, Chuangxia Media, or even the investors, they all agreed to Yu Dao's request.

Because they all know that if a vixen is allowed to act as a vixen, if he is not qualified, that vixen will become the biggest laughing stock in the Huahua non-human circle this year. Just because of this, Hua Ji will work hard to act.

Sure enough, Director Yu praised Hua Ji: "Very good, you can go back and think about it."

Hua Ji smiled stiffly, his hair was a little wet, and he wanted to use demon power to evaporate the water, but he was afraid that the jellyfish would be unwilling, and Li Shunhua next to him also had a stiff expression. At that moment just now, he seemed to be stared at by an ancient beast. Just like that, you will die in the next second.

If Director Yu had a video recorder to play it back, he could see that Li Shunhua, who was facing Hua Ji, had a terrified and desperate expression at that time, and at the same time, the little girl in a white skirt beside Director Yu was also preparing to violently save others at that moment, with an expression flustered.

Fortunately, Hua Ji's performance at that moment greatly conquered Director Yu, causing Director Yu, the screenwriter and assistants to focus on Hua Ji instead of Li Shunhua and the little girl in the white skirt.

Director Yu signaled Hua Ji to leave, Hua Ji saluted stiffly, then turned and left without looking at Li Shunhua, who had a cloudy expression.

There was a puddle of water on the ground after he left for no reason.

Li Shunhua silently tapped the ground with her toes, and the pool of water disappeared instantly.

All this happened so silently that ordinary people like Yu Dao didn't notice it at all.

Director Yu lowered his head and wrote down Hua Ji's name in his notebook, then turned to the little girl in the white skirt beside him and said, "This Hua Ji's performance feels very good, you can learn more."

The little girl in the white skirt smiled dryly, and said cautiously, "Director Yu, I want to go to the bathroom."

Director Yu looked at his watch and nodded understandingly: "You go, I happen to have some ideas, let those interviewees wait for 10 minutes."

Director Yu turned his head to discuss the plot of Feng Huixue with the screenwriter. Judging by Hua Ji's performance, it seems that some more pleasing settings can be added, such as like embroidery or something?hehe.

The little girl in the white skirt turned around and went to the bathroom, and Li Shunhua silently followed her.

The little girl grabbed Li Shunhua's hand and said in horror: "Senior brother, you lied to me! The monster is so scary!"

The murderous aura released by that transparent monster at that moment was so terrifying that the little girl felt as painful as if she had died once.

Li Shunhua comforted the junior sister: "Ahe, don't worry, I'll ask someone to check it later."

The little girl's surname is He, and she is called Ahe in Taoism, and her first name is He Baijin. She is a fledgling, and she heard that acting can experience the prosperity of the world the fastest, so she wants to be the heroine again.

Ah He grabbed his senior brother's sleeve and said worriedly: "Senior brother, is it all right? That senior is so powerful, why don't you go."

Li Shunhua proudly said: "It doesn't matter, this is a formal procedure, the country stipulates that monsters who go down the mountain must be registered, and the limp senior on the dead fox's head must not have registered, otherwise we will be notified!"

Only then did Ahe let out a sigh of relief: "That's good, don't drag senior brother down."

"You should read the script carefully!"

Hua Ji returned to his apartment as quickly as possible.

"Jellyfish, are you awake?"

The jellyfish came down from Hua Ji's head, with four tentacles as limbs, and looked at the apartment steadily. After looking around, the jellyfish asked Hua Ji, "You were so sad just now, why stop me?"

Hua Ji tried to explain clearly: "I'm acting in a play, you know? It's just the actor on stage!"

The jellyfish understood immediately: "Oh, I understand! Those are all staged, right?"

Hua Ji nodded again and again: "Yes, yes."

The jellyfish asked greatly: "Then how can I tell that you are acting?"

Hua Ji thought for a while and said, "Well, if I'm not acting, I'll beg you to hug my thigh, is that okay?"

The jellyfish strongly agreed.

It said again: "Are you free?"

Hua Ji thought for a while, apart from retreating to ponder the new script, there was nothing else to do.

"Until the role of the film is determined, there should be nothing wrong with me."

By the way, I still need to call Yan Die Die, Hua Ji took out his mobile phone, and sent a text message to Yan Die Die while saying: "Why, what's the matter with the jellyfish?"

The jellyfish came closer, carefully looked at the iPhone in Hua Ji's hand and said, "Yes, teach me how to use all human supplies, and I need books."

As a senior latent party, the jellyfish will go out to sea to bubble every few hundred years to learn planetary culture and make up for his own progress. Now its progress bar is still stuck at 300 years ago, and it is in urgent need of tutoring.

Hua Ji froze, thinking carefully and fearing.

This jellyfish is far more powerful than those goblins on the mountain.

The goblin who just came down from the mountain is as simple as paper, but what about this one?They can also sing Peking Opera!

Thinking of this, he didn't dare to play tricks, and directly introduced the best learning tool to the jellyfish: a notebook.

"I'll give you a laptop!"

Hua Ji sneered: "Of course, which one do you want, let's talk about it after you know more about it. This is my notebook and you can use it first."

Then he taught jellyfish how to switch on and off, how to use the search engine, as for the text and so on, jellyfish can barely recognize traditional characters, at worst, use online translation!

The only serious warning is...

"Jellyfish, you must be careful, don't drop water into the keyboard, this thing can't get wet."

The jellyfish took a big look at its tentacles and assured, "Don't worry, I can control it."

Hua Ji went to the bathroom to take a bath step by step, and the jellyfish learned pinyin quickly, and began to clatter on the keyboard to use Du Niang and Google.

Jellyfish first searched for the word "education", then understood the current national education system, and then released the pdf files of primary school textbooks for grades one to six, downloaded them and read them with gusto.

Half an hour later, Hua Ji came out of the shower, he walked behind the jellyfish, and was horrified to find that the jellyfish was reading a middle school textbook.

His voice swirls.

"Are you reading your textbook?"

The jellyfish nodded, and the pdf of the middle school textbook in front of her was flipping through the pages.

Hua Ji said in disbelief: "You read so fast? Do you understand?"

The memory of monsters is not human, but remembering does not mean understanding.

The jellyfish turned its head and gave Hua Ji a stingy look. There were light spots on the small milky white canopy. Hua Ji remembered that these were the big eyes of the jellyfish.

The jellyfish repeated greatly: "Four tentacles belong to one brain tube. I don't even know how many brains I have. These things are very simple, just glance at them."

Hua Ji walked away with a wooden face.

As a scumbag, he didn't want to talk to the bully.

Hua Ji played with his mobile phone silently, and the jellyfish flipped through the book to study at the speed of light. An hour later, someone knocked on the door.

Hua Ji went to open the door, he thought it was Yan Die, but when he opened the door, his expression changed instantly.

"I'm the director of the National Club for the Protection of Magical Beasts. I heard that another one came down from your mountain? Why didn't you take the exam?"

The visitor was wearing a suit, speaking in an official accent, with a big belly and a hypocritical smile.

This is the Fantastic Beasts Protection Club under the National Supernatural Administration. You can tell by the name, and it specializes in managing the ghosts down the mountain.

Hua Ji twitched his lips, this guy's surname is Yuan, he is a great monk in a certain forest temple, he is best at distinguishing spirits and monsters, so he returned to the state department as a clairvoyant.

He let Monk Yuan in, pointing at the big road of jellyfish clacking and typing on the keyboard inside: "Senior just went down the mountain, I just taught him how to use a notebook, even if he is going to take the exam, he has to wait."

There was a different meaning in Monk Yuan's smile: "Wait a little longer? How long will it take? The longer you stay in the world, the longer you will have to pay the detention fee."

Hua Ji sneered inwardly. Before he could speak, these vampires touched Monk Yuan's forehead with a transparent tentacle.

Monk Yuan was stunned.

As soon as Hua Ji lowered his head, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion, he really deserves to be the giant jellyfish with the most transparent, longest, softest and silent tentacles!

The tentacle song turned around three times and ran to Monk Yuan's forehead, but it didn't frighten Monk Yuan to jump!

Small milky white tentacles fell from Monk Yuan's forehead, facing Monk Yuan's big eyes.

There is a small canopy on the small tentacles, and the canopy is very humane, with a big black mouth full of barbs.

He said: "When is the test? What is the test? Is there a scope of the test? Are there specific test mock questions? Do I need to pay? What is the test time? What can I bring? Are there any tutorial books? When will the results be released? How to guarantee the results? Can I supervise your grades? How many points are considered qualified? Do you have a pass rate? Who corrects the exams? How do you answer to qualify? According to the standard answer or the subjective answer of the corrector blabla..."

Monk Yuan and Hua Ji were dumbfounded at the same time.

The jellyfish thought proudly, a group of cubs, is it as difficult as the scientific examination?