Jellyfish

Monk Yuan was greatly frightened.

Jellyfish is discussing the Diamond Sutra with Monk Yuan.

"All appearances are illusory. What is existence and what is non-existence? Existence and non-existence have nothing to do with emptiness, but have a great relationship with prajna."

Monk Yuan's attitude changed very quickly from the beginning of his argument to his respectful listening, which only took about 10 minutes.

Hua Ji rolled his eyes while listening, but he couldn't understand a word.

Finally, he simply got up and opened his cabinet, took some high-quality tea leaves, brewed them and brought them over.

At this moment, the jellyfish stretched out its tentacles to pick up the tea bowl, and asked crisply, "What is this?"

Monk Yuan said: "The tea bowl."

"What's in it?"

"Tea."

"No, there is nothing in it." Jellyfish Da Dao: "Everything is false."

Monk Yuan frowned, then let it go for a while, and said with admiration: "Thank you for your advice, senior."

Then he took his leave respectfully.

Hua Ji looked at the jellyfish in awe, and asked cautiously, "What were you talking about just now?"

The jellyfish turned its head slowly, revealing the notebook behind it.

"Nothing to say."

Hua Ji looked at Du Niang's refutation items of the Diamond Sutra on the laptop screen speechlessly, and said in disbelief, "You, you, you... Did you read it from the back?"

Jellyfish seems to have completely given up hope on Hua Ji's IQ.

"Using the words of your flower growers, I am a monster, and he is a demon master. Why should I study the Diamond Sutra?"

The jellyfish shut down the Diamond Sutra page that Du Niang came out, and picked up the materials and forms left by Monk Yuan.

"Your management here is very strict, unlike before."

Hua Ji said dryly: "The founding of the country..."

The jellyfish waved its tentacles and made a gesture of hugging its chest, saying: "It is possible to build a country often before. The previous imperial court did not count monsters."

Another tentacle flipped through the form, Jellyfish Avenue: "I still need to take the exam."

"Yes, after all, the flower-planting monsters are living hidden among the crowd now. If they want to live in the human world, they must pass the exam and not cause panic among ordinary people." Speaking of this, Hua Ji hurriedly said: "During my interview before, your water I almost exposed my secrets in front of Director Yu."

The jellyfish nodded the small umbrella cover: "Okay, I understand, next time I won't let other people see me."

After a pause, he said: "The one playing with you seems to be different from ordinary people, his life is much more vigorous than ordinary people."

Hua Ji waved his hand: "It doesn't matter to him, he is a monk of the Taoist sect, and he is a member of the spiritual world just like us."

Jellyfish Grand Avenue: "He is hostile to you, can I eat him?"

"..." Hua Ji swallowed, and he shook his head: "This is also one of the reasons why the exam is required. Monsters must abide by the laws stipulated by the country, which are laws specially formulated for us monsters."

The jellyfish greatly understood: "I will study hard."

After the conversation that day, the jellyfish occupied Hua Ji's notebook all the time. Four tentacles were clacking and typing on the keyboard to flip through pdfs. Four tentacles were flipping through the materials left by Monk Yuan. See Explore and Discover.

Hua Ji watched this scene, not knowing what was going on.

The next day, Yan Die called him and told him that the script had been emailed, and asked Hua Ji to check it carefully.

Hua Ji asked: "It's really strange, usually you send it directly."

Yan Die said, "Hehe, no one dares to go to your place now."

Hua Ji is particularly proud, the jellyfish are so famous!

"That's right, this senior is amazing." Before he could show off to Yan Die that the jellyfish greatly frightened Monk Yuan away, he heard Yan Die say: "Yesterday Director Yuan from Shenbao Club (Club for the Protection of Magical Creatures) went to Are you at home? After he went back last night, he called the director of the Supernatural Administration Bureau to ask for leave to return to a certain forest temple, and news came today that it is said that he has raised a small realm."

Hua Ji was dumbfounded.

"Now it's rumored that you went abroad and invited a Bodhisattva back." Yan Die's tone was slightly joking: "It's still a big Bodhisattva who can help people improve their realm."

Hua Ji hurriedly said: "But you also saw it with your own eyes, he is a monster, a monster!!"

"What's wrong with monsters? Sun Wukong is still a monster, and he still fights against Buddha." Yan Die didn't take it seriously: "You Bodhisattva is said to be the protector of a famous master in the history of Huahua Kingdom. Now everyone is betting on which master it is. .”

Hua Ji was completely speechless.

He said, "Who is the banker?"

Yan Die said: "Meng Huohu, you know, he has a casino in Macau, and the plates are very big."

Hua Ji immediately said: "What options are there?"

"Relax, there's an option for 'This is total bullshit.'"

"OK, very good, help me bet on this nonsense option, what are the odds?"

"One to one."

"... Huh?" Hua Ji was surprised: "It's not a profit or a loss at all!"

"Yes, because everyone knows it's a joke, and only Taoists believe it, but they don't gamble."

Hua Ji was dumbfounded.

The sources of funds of the Daoist sect are legitimate, and every disciple of the Daoist sect has to record their money. It's really pitiful. It's not as free as the monsters. At least they can gamble and whore.

……What?The country bans prostitution?No, no, no, for some foxes who specialize in Huanxi Dafa, it is fatal not to allow papapa, so for monsters, certain prohibitions can be ignored.

Ahem, of course, Hua Ji does not take the path of joy, but takes the path of subterranean cultivation by sucking the essence of the moon. Even though the cultivation is slow, it is solid enough. This is why the Daoists tried to trouble him several times, but they couldn't kill him.

One of the codes of Taoism after the founding of the People's Republic of China is not to harm Qingxiu monsters without reason, and all life is born equal.

Oh, and thanks for the Declaration of Independence of the American Empire.

After hanging up the phone, Hua Ji went to the desktop computer in the study, opened the mailbox and began to search for emails.

Yan Die passed the script to him, Hua Ji downloaded it, printed it out, bound it into a thick book, and read it carefully.

The title of the TV series is tentatively named "Merry Pretty Girl".

It's vulgar.

The name is vulgar, and the plot is also quite vulgar. The story in one sentence is that a little girl in a certain mountain gate met a handsome guy after she went down the mountain. End of play.

...This kind of shabby script has already started to prepare for filming?

Hua Ji shook his head, how could it be popular with the vulgar setting and the vulgar story content?

Depends on how the story is told and the blush of the actors.

Director Yu has the ability to make a classic love story out of vulgarity.

Hua Ji glanced at the content of the story roughly, and began to focus on his own part.

His name is Feng Huixue, and he is the general manager of the leader of the demon sect in Jianghu. The heroine goes down the mountain and meets the hero who is a prodigal son. The hero is framed by his friends and falls into the cliff.

And just when the heroine was about to jump off the cliff, the chief executive, Feng Huixue, took this opportunity to secretly ambush the newly rising rookie in the arena. The man killed the woman's captive, and then the first good show came.

The heroine stepped forward and helped those who betrayed Nanzhu.

She said that even if these people betrayed Shao Ting (Nanzhu's name), they would not be guilty of death, let alone die at the hands of the Demon Cult for no reason. Let's rush together...

So these friends who betrayed Nanzhu were shocked by the heroine's performance, and they all bowed down under the pomegranate skirt of the heroine, and then...they abandoned the heroine, and when the heroine was entangled with Feng Huixue, they quickly Run away quickly.

So the heroine fell into Feng Huixue's hands.

Feng Huixue taunted the heroine, but she still firmly believed in justice. The little friend went back to summon the seniors, and they would definitely rescue her.

Facing such a female protagonist of the Holy Mother, Feng Huixue simply detained her all the way back to the Demon Cult.

Because of the hostess' interference, Feng Huixue did not complete the task. In order to explain clearly to the leader, he let the leader meet the hostess.

As a result, the originally wise and wise leader suddenly lost his mind after seeing the heroine.

The leader of the demon sect was shrouded in the halo of the virgin of the heroine, and he thought how could there be such an innocent, pure and beautiful woman in the world. He wanted to... slap the heroine to see how the heroine treats the situation of being bullied.

Unexpectedly, when the heroine was treated roughly by the leader of the demon cult, she would say with a look of compassion: So-and-so, you treat me like this, you, you, you, have you never had a woman?

The heroine looked at the leader of the Demon Cult with a pitiful look on her face, and then decided to feed the demon with her body, so that the leader of the Demon Cult could understand what a man and a woman are.

At this moment, he had been listening to Feng Huixue from the corner breaking into the door, and he shouted: Let go of the leader and let me come! !

"Pu—~!!"

Hua Ji spit out a mouthful of water and tore up the script directly.