Reborn the Hermit of the Future

Jerry flicked his finger smartly, and a projection appeared out of thin air in the open space in front of everyone.

Lines of clear text are displayed in front of everyone in an instant.

The Spring Festival is the most important, grandest and most distinctive traditional festival in China.

On the day of the Spring Festival, people try their best to return to their homes to reunite with their relatives, expressing their earnest expectations for the coming year and their best wishes for life in the new year.

The Spring Festival is not only a festival, but also an important carrier for Chinese people to release their emotions and satisfy their psychological demands. It is the annual carnival and eternal spiritual pillar of the entire nation.

And now we have to spend a complete Spring Festival within the specified time.

All contestants live in the entire simulated game community. In order to reduce the difficulty of the first program, the program team chose a modern background.

The camera followed the gazes of the five participating family members and gave a large panorama of the small town behind.

A small town with residential houses, hospitals, police stations, and shops.

All the houses, streets, and roads are beautifully upturned. The only special feature is that this small virtual city lacks a sense of technology.

According to Ning Hua's visual inspection, it looks like a small town in the 21st century.

This is something the program team specifically asked Ning Hua to discuss.

Originally, they planned to completely die from ancient times.But for the future people who are used to robots taking care of everything, they are used to opening their mouths, and the computer will be ready for everything.

This kind of semi-automated technology has made it difficult for them.

If it is all antique, the difficulty is too high, and there are too many sufferings in the picture, which will weaken the "festive" feeling of the Spring Festival.Let everyone live a better life, anyway, the tasks and game difficulty are placed there.

This kind of reality show with modern technology will also be commonplace in the future.The audience didn't think about the issue of festive feeling for a while, and simply felt that Shun Luo chose the modern environment instead of the ancient environment because of the consideration of the contestants.

You know, with the family as the unit, there are old people and children.

The camera turned to the game description again.

The Spring Festival in China lasts for 22 days, from the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month to the 15th of the first lunar month.

Based on archaeological data, we chose a planet that is currently closest to the Chinese New Year temperature as the venue for the reality show.

Every day from now on, you have to complete the tasks of the Chinese New Year.

Have a full Spring Festival.

Every time you complete a task, you can get corresponding merit points according to the degree of completion.The difficulty of each task is different, and the advantage point is also different.

After 22 days, whoever has the most winning points will win the final victory.

Judging from the urgency of this type of program, usually the winning points in the last few days will be quite high, leaving suspense for a comeback.

In addition to the merit points as markers, the best and most complete family for each task can get a point.

Points can be used to buy various props to help you get through the next difficulty. Accumulated points can even directly buy gold medals for customs clearance.

It sounds simple.

The five participating families couldn't help but nod their heads, but there are rewards and punishments.

Every time the last player in the game will be punished by "Spring Festival Transport".

Although I don't understand what the Spring Festival travel is, I understand the punishment.

"The first task, today is the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, and tomorrow is the 24th. These two days are also called Xiaonian. These two days officially start preparing for the New Year. Let's see what to do in the Xiaonian."

Jerry showed off the big banner handsomely.

【Worship to the Kitchen God】

The three Chinese characters have no translation.

All five groups of families→＿→this expression.

And peeked at Kakater's house out of the corner of his eye.

"What are your expressions? I really don't know the inside story." Kane turned around and found that his wife and children had the same expression. "Hello!"

Jerry over there took advantage of the situation to add insult to injury, "Did Minister Kane go through the back door? Do you know the inside story? Welcome to use the following methods at the bottom of the screen to interact enthusiastically with us. We care about your suggestions."

"..."

Even knowing that this is more or less for the effect of the program, the minister's expression still amused the public.

"The last word of God, the first one is the sacrifice of the sacrifice." The knowledgeable Professor Ores revealed half of the answers to the riddle, but it is useless not to know the word in it.

And the sacrifice...would it be difficult?

"Don't worry everyone, how to pronounce these three words, its meaning, and the origin of this custom are all hidden in your home..."

Before Jerry could finish speaking, everyone quickly dispersed.From the perspective of Jerry, it can be clearly seen that there are two floating cameras floating around everyone, closely following their shooting targets, and shooting in all directions.

But before the camera cuts to their home, I didn't forget to give Jerry one last close-up-a smirk hanging around the host.

After returning home, everyone immediately rummaged through the boxes and cabinets, and found all the pieces of paper they could find.Unsurprisingly, the general's family had a clear division of labor from the very beginning, without interfering with each other, and being patient, they found all the paper clues as quickly as possible, and the house didn't look like a mess like a thief.

Legend has it that the kitchen god is in charge of the kitchen fires of each family and is also the god of supervising goodness. On the 23rd day, he will return to the heaven to report the good and evil in the world to the Jade Emperor, as well as the punishment that should be given to this family, and return after seven days.

Therefore, offering sacrifices to the Kitchen God is when people send the Kitchen God on the road and pray for the Kitchen God to speak well of themselves.

It expresses the good wishes of dispelling evil spirits, avoiding disasters and praying for blessings.

Everyone clearly understood.It's not enough to understand, the despicable and insidious program group added a sentence at the end of the clue they found.

The first step in worshiping the Kitchen God is that you must find a portrait of the Kitchen God, but there are only 4 portraits of the Kitchen God.

What are you waiting for here?run chant.

The general's family immediately rushed towards a building marked as an art center.

As soon as they set off, several other companies also found the answer one after another, throwing them over to find the portrait hidden in the art center.

When everyone held the portraits and returned home to unfold them, the audience who were watching burst into laughter.

Because the portraits obtained by the five families are different.

"It was agreed that there were only four copies, so how can you lie." Jerry narrated to the camera with compassion, "Since we found all of them, there must be a fake one... Since there are fake ones, how could there be only one fake one? .”

At this moment, he is literally the mastermind behind the scenes, the evil devil, the final boss, and the close friend who stabbed the protagonist.

Come on, it's a reality TV show.What you want is competitiveness.

Otherwise, they just find a group of families to come and make a documentary.

At the same time as Jerry said "Oh hehehe", someone in the five groups of families also discovered this problem. It was the group of the Goddess's family.

How could this Chinese god look like a pot?

It is also a kind of luck to take a painting that is too fake.

So the goddess cousin said on the spot to go back and look for it again, and the rest of the family began to prepare for the next stage according to the process.

Offering sacrifices to the Kitchen God is not all about just one portrait.

The second task has come. They need to prepare candies, water, beans, fodder, and altars, incense burners and incense for worshiping the gods.

These all need to run around the city according to the clues.

The Goddess's cousin sneaked back to the art center not very covertly. The general's family was the first to discover the "enemy situation" sensitively. Professor Ores, who has a lot of research on ancient culture, also discovered that the things he brought back were wrong.

"This shape is ingots and money in China. Although it is right to pray for wealth in the New Year, it is not the god who manages the kitchen, so it should be a fire-attributed god."

Kakat is worthy of his title of going through the back door, and denied the picture of a beautiful woman cooking in front of him.

"Ning said that there are very few female gods in China. According to the practice of reality shows, there must be something wrong."

When everyone gathers in the art center again, it won't be the sneaky pursuit of speed.It's about grabbing as much as you can.The intense scenes made the audience very satisfied.

After the looting was over, everyone followed the camera to think about which one is the Stove King.

The progress of the Ores professor's home is the fastest. Under the guidance of the professor who fully understands the ancient culture, the altar of the professor's home is well placed.

In the later edited video, the details of the professor's home were constantly checked.

In contrast, other schools feel like negative teaching materials.Especially Minister Kakat, who is known as having a back door and an inside story.

Because I thought too much, I was the only one among the five groups of families who didn't paste the painting on the wall but on the induction cooker—tiling.

The camera gave a close-up of the worried expression of the minister's youngest daughter.

I don't know if the Minister's right to speak at home will plummet after this huge mistake is finally revealed.

Everyone found other sacrificial utensils quite neatly. The red paper lanterns with the words "God said good things, and the next generation will be safe" were written on the side, and the altars and sacrifices were all set up.

Then stick the Stove Lord's mouth with sugar, which has two meanings, one is that after eating the sugar, the words spoken are "sweet words", and the other is that the sugar sticks to the teeth, so the Stove Lord can't speak ill.

If the meaning is hidden, there is also "cannibalism, short mouth, soft hand"

Everyone played with this detail very vigorously, and a few children even wiped it over and over again.

After the incense is burned out, the idol is removed and burned together with the paper and smoke, which is to send the god to heaven.

After completing the details, everyone quickly returned to the square at the entrance to gather, looking forward to the announcement of the results.

But what Jerry gave them was a recipe.

"..."

"This thing is called stove candy, and you have actually seen it. It was included in the tribute just now. In addition to sacrificial supplies, it is also a kind of food for the New Year. Your next task is to make it. According to the traditional In order to prevent you from making things that are too exaggerated to be seen or eaten, we still provide the finished products first, so that the sacrificial activities will not be hindered by the success or failure of the stove."

This time, everyone's eyes were not on Minister Kakat, but on the squad leader's uncle's family.

Everyone knows that this is the owner of the first Huaxia gourmet restaurant, and the craftsmanship must be very good...

Uncle Ban's status among a group of celebrities and high-ranking officials is simply not worth mentioning, but at this moment he is very proud to show his beautiful big white teeth to the big names, expressing his goodwill.

Everyone is itchy, and the first thing Huaxia shows is "food". In this Spring Festival, there must be many items that involve food.

It is always a great convenience to have professionals around.

Can they form an alliance?

That's exactly what Uncle Ban meant.

For a while, the atmosphere of making kitchen candy and the atmosphere of offering sacrifices to the kitchen god had a 180-degree change, harmonious, friendly and lively.

That's what reality TV people want to see, too.

There is competition, mutual assistance, humor and warmth, and the show is good.

Soon the finished product came out, and everyone enthusiastically invited all crew members and the masses to taste the fruits of their labor.

With their mouths glued together, they heard the results of the game.

In the first round, the winner of offering sacrifices to the Kitchen God is...Professor Ores!

Applause, cheers, sighs, and after seeing the correct version, Kakater was grabbed by his little daughter and bit down.

In the second round, the winner of Zao Tang was, obviously, Uncle Ban's family.

One point each for the two winners.

The bottom of the two rounds were the Kakater family and the general family.

"Now the Spring Festival travel punishment."

"I wanted to ask before, what is Spring Festival travel?"

"The Spring Festival is a day for family reunion. Many people who are usually away from home will rush home at this time. In modern civilization, the huge flow of people and the lack of transportation will cause... As shown in the picture, this situation."

Scene maps of railway stations, scenes on trains, scenes of long-distance bus stations, etc.

The faces of all the future people were pale, and even the general's family, who had always kept their faces unchanged, looked a little unhappy.

"Usually it takes a few hours to dozens of hours."

"what!"

"Don't worry, we won't let you experience it for so long. This is a symbolic punishment."

Jerry motioned everyone to look back, and saw the robot pushing two black boxes as tall as a person to everyone's face.Depending on the size, each box can stand for two people.

"Now take the family as a unit, let's go in."

The family unit means...

"That's right, one box per family, please."