Reborn the Hermit of the Future

"Don't worry, everyone, with fully ventilated materials, you don't have to worry about breathing problems."

"..." This is still a ventilation problem!It's a matter of size, okay?

Minister Kane took the lead in trying to stand in the box, and with a wry smile said that luckily he didn't gain weight.But it's useless if you don't gain weight.

There are five people in the minister's family.

The minister, the minister's wife, the elder daughter, the elder son, the younger daughter.

Except for the youngest daughter who is only seven years old and can hang it around her neck, the remaining four adults have to squeeze the space of two people...

Should we be glad that the minister's wife and daughter are both tall and tall?

The family squeezed hard into the small box.Experience the crowded feeling for the first time in your life.However, it was finally hard to get in, and now it is necessary for someone outside to close the box.

But Jerry smiled and walked to the box that was about to close, holding two quite heavy packages.

"what are you going to do?"

"Don't hate me, Minister. You always have to take your luggage when you go home." Continue to be compassionate.He turned around and pressed the package on the Kane family who were almost immobile.

Then came the family's collective call from the box.

It's not how heavy the package is, but... it smells too bad.

"Don't be nervous, Minister, this is a harmless smell to the human body."

"It seriously hurt my sense of smell."

"There is still a heart." The eldest daughter of the Minister's family said weakly. "Can you put it off your head?"

"This is already my lowering the requirements for you. If you hold these between you, can you go in?" Jerry commanded the robot to forcefully close the box.

The start could not have been announced more grimly.

start?What to start with?

Do you think you can just stand still during the Spring Festival?The train can move, the car can shake, but considering that we are experiencing a simplified version this time, so...

All the audience looked at the box shaking irregularly in pity.

Ning Hua judged from the objective point of view of a traveler, whether it is a train or a car, it will never shake like this.The abbreviated version they are talking about... is actually the accelerated version.

Luckily it was only 10 minutes.

Ten minutes later, the Minister's family escaped from the box almost collapsed.Everyone cast awe-inspiring gazes at the black box.

"Why don't you go in?" The minister looked dissatisfiedly at the general's family next door who should be punished as well.

The god of war is amazing, everyone is equal before punishment, the willpower of soldiers should be stronger.

"How to get in?" The unsmiling general finally spoke silently to several cameras.

The box can just stand two adults.

If Minister Kakat is considered a standard adult body, the general is not an exaggerated version like an orangutan.But people can play Pangu.

Naturally tall and burly, the minimum strategy is at least half more than Minister Kakat.

To make matters worse, there were quite a few people from General Alexander's family.

The general, the general's wife, the general's two cousins, the general's son and daughter-in-law, and the good guys are six people.

And two of the women are not as slender as the Minister's family.

The general's wife completed her husband's words with a smile: "Even if we smash all six of us into meat sauce, it won't fit in this space."

The boxes have a certain height, so the ministers can stack them up one by one.But their family really didn't even use the height enough.

This conclusion is easy to calculate. The general's house really cannot enter, so the program adjustment requires that three people can enter the general's house, but the time is three times that of others.

What batch?Don't mind, it's boring for everyone to sit and wait and watch you shake. Come, come, choose three people.

If you still lose next time, there will be a rotation, right?

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December 23 has passed, and the task of December 24 seems to be very simple, just cleaning is enough.

The five groups of families woke up early in the morning and found out that the corners of their mouths were twitching.

The house that was clean and tidy yesterday became full of dust.Both inside and outside the house.

It's not just a simple meeting, all kinds of spider webs, scattered hair, wool, etc...

The inconvenient modern stove that was used yesterday has oil stains on it.

It's not messy and bad, but it's definitely dirty.

It has to be said that in the future, it will be a miracle to be able to become so dirty.

With robots as a convenient cleaning tool, some people with good living conditions may have never seen what dust is in their entire lives.

But even if life is not very good, this is the first time I have seen such... a scene.

Should it be said that the program group is not easy?

The two families who were punished yesterday felt that the program team was lenient, at least keeping the guest room and bathroom to prevent them from having problems with washing up early in the morning.

"The 24th of the twelfth lunar month, sweep the dust, as you can see." Jerry appeared on the stage, his expression still a bit like a demon king, "This is the job everyone needs. The most important festival of the year, of course it must be clean Yes, the whole family will do it together to welcome the new year with a clean new look. At the same time, Chen and Chen are the same pronunciation in Chinese. There is a good intention to get rid of the old. Oh, Miss Alyssa, is there any problem?"

The goddess sister raised her hand with a cold face, and asked the question that all the contestants wanted to ask the most, "Huaxia people...do they only clean once a year?"

"of course not."

Jerry took out another document and gave a serious explanation to the camera.

"Huaxia is a huge and ancient nation. During the period of primitive civilization, sometimes there were huge differences in customs when you were tens of kilometers away. The same is true for the Spring Festival. In China, it is not completely unified and unchanged. And for us For the effect of the program, certain choices have been made.”

Facing the camera is serious, facing the contestants, the devil's smile appeared again.

"Unfortunately, there is a little less content on the 24th. For the duration of the show, we can only make it a little dirty. Oh, by the way, during the gathering period, we also finished cleaning up your bedrooms and bathrooms."

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This is the collective expression.

"The points you got yesterday..." The eyes of the two families lit up, "It's not enough to buy a robot, you can only exchange it for a better cleaner, do you want to exchange it?"

Even if it is really a robot exchange, it is estimated that it will not be exchanged.

Today's task is just to clean up, so it will use up the points, which is too wasteful.

"Then... let's get started." Jerry gave the family cleaning tools, which are completely in line with the cleaning tools of the 21st century.

In the eyes of future people, it is simply an antique that cannot be more antique.

At any rate, everyone has watched various TV dramas and reality shows, and can understand the instructions for use.

From a little stumbling at the beginning, everyone began to be agile later on.

The scene of the whole family working hard to clean up together is warm and interesting, interspersed with various challenges arranged by the program group.

For example, what additional games can be completed, what discounts can be obtained, and so on.

Cleaning up such a dirty house is pure manual labor.

The final result of the game was also quite obvious, and the general's family, which had a complete advantage in physical strength, won.

The family of the Goddess and the family of Professor Ores are tied for the bottom. For the sake of fairness and justice, both parties have 5 minutes to experience the Spring Festival travel.In addition, Professor Ores can not participate.

24 of pure physical strength passed.

The busy twelfth lunar month 25 is coming.

In the same morning, everyone looked at the clean and tidy house with satisfaction.

The house I cleaned with my own hands feels different, and everything looks pleasing to the eye.

"The festivals on the 25th day of the twelfth lunar month are grinding tofu, meeting the Jade Emperor, chasing the old year, illuminating silkworms, and the Thousand Lantern Festival."

five! !

All the family's faces turned pale.

The first thing everyone thinks is...why not get along with the 24th.Although cleaning on the 24th was tiring, these five items...

Jerry immediately explained the pick-up of the Jade Emperor and the chaos-year-old.

The blessing ceremony for receiving the Jade Emperor is basically done by Taoist temples, and the common people are more demanding to be cautious in their words and deeds on this day, because the Jade Emperor will come to inspect.

The chaotic year means that during the period between the Kitchen God's ascension to the New Year's Eve, without the supervision of the gods, everyone can marry more without any taboos.

"So, the main thing to do today is to grind tofu, photo silkworm and the Thousand Lantern Festival. Are you ready?"

"Ask a question." It's still the goddess sister, but unlike yesterday's insinuation that the program group went too far, today the goddess sister asked a question that instantly changed Jerry's face. "It seems that there is no need to participate in the chaos, but to meet the Jade Emperor...be cautious in words and deeds is also today's invisible assessment item."

"...Yes." Jerry's unwilling expression entertained the contestants + audience + live production team at the same time.

The chief director seems to be considering whether to add some more scripts that make Jerry suffer.

Anyway, the game begins.

Everyone once again went on a treasure hunt and looted the ingredients for grinding tofu. If you are lucky, you can get an electric soymilk machine. If you are unlucky, you will get a stone mill, and you have to find a way to carry it back.

The squad leader's family once again won the first place as if they were cheating, and they couldn't do without cheating. Tofu is their main product.

They are the ones who know the most detailed about the ratio formula.

Although the program team requested that it only be done, no matter the time, the finished product, or the results, the squad leader and his family won the final victory without exception.

They even mixed a portion of bean curd directly to reward everyone.

So far, the squad leader's uncle's family is the only one that has won two rounds of the competition. This made the audience watching the show instantly realize that this seemingly ordinary family has... unimaginable golden fingers and luck.

In such a comparison, the minister's family, who was optimistic about opening the back door before, almost... lost the face of the word "back door".

The next event, Zhaotian Silkworm.

The long poles bound to the torches are erected in the fields, and the flames are used to divination for the New Year, and a strong flame indicates a good harvest in the coming year.

It sounds so simple.

And the materials that can be burned to make the torch are piled up where they can see with naked eyes.

Just when everyone was ready to start...

Wait, what about Tian! ! !

The fields burned in the fields! ! !

Hey, I don't want them to reclaim it now, they don't bring such things.

In the end, the program team said...it's not that scary, the arranged farmland is nearby, but if you want to get the map, you have to play a game.

So an examination paper on the Huaxia issue was handed out to everyone.

If you answer all the questions correctly, you can move forward. If you make a mistake, replace the wrong question until you answer the correct position.

The last program is the Thousand Lantern Festival.

"The Thousand Lantern Festival is to go to the temple to light it. We don't have temples here. We make Kongming lanterns instead." Jerry briefly introduced the making of Kongming lanterns, its origin, and the meaning of blessing.

And played a small computer-generated short film.

A series of beautiful and simple lamps slowly rise into the sky, occupying the tranquility of the night sky, and dispelling the darkness with the most simple light.

It gives people a feeling that light, beauty and happiness can fill the real world.

Hold the Kongming Lantern that will fly to the sky, silently make a wish for peace and blessings, and then let go devoutly, watching your blessings and dreams fly to the sky.

What a unique and simple joy that is.

Thousands of good wishes with sincere hearts are floating in the air, and it is beautiful to think about it.

"You will like it. We can play it again during the Lantern Festival. Now here comes the problem. There is a hidden point in the Thousand Lantern Festival. If you can do it when you put the lights on. Me!" Jerry looked serious, and then A tragic announcement of chips. "As long as some of you meet the hidden conditions..."

"Speak quickly"

"hurry up."

"You what? Will you reward us?"

"I entered the Spring Festival travel box experience."

Jerry sadly found that the eyes of all the participating families were bright. Without such a belt, everyone lived in peace and friendship for three days.

All the bad ideas are obviously made by the behind-the-scenes team, why am I unlucky and you are so happy.

"Can I increase my bargaining chip?" The minister rolled his eyes, and subconsciously brought out his official negotiating style.But it works surprisingly well.

"what?"

"If we can't do it, the experience time of the losers will be doubled. If we can do it... you must participate in our activities tomorrow."

Tomorrow, Jerry immediately flipped through the script.

On the 26th of the twelfth lunar month, slaughter pigs and cut meat

Butcher the pig! ?

No, no!

【Can. 】The director couldn't be more ruthless voice came from the stereo.