Reborn the Hermit of the Future

The on-site director didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional. The director's "can" was not only heard by the contestants and the host with miniature headsets.

Instead, it was broadcast directly, and the cheering audience on the scene also heard it.

There was thunderous applause for a while, and the whole world celebrated together. Everyone shouted that the director is wise, and the director is long live.

While Jerry looked pale, he also started to feel depressed... Is his character and popularity so bad?

Isn't he the most popular reality TV host of the year?He also won the Golden Microphone Award two months ago!

Poorly facing the audience: "Don't you love me?"

The audience responded enthusiastically: "Love~~"

Well, it's a sad world indeed.

Turning around and declaring war on the contestants, it is not certain who will win.

The scene immediately changed from five groups of families competing to each other. Everyone must unite to cheat Jerry.The program team said... This kind of unity atmosphere is exactly what the Spring Festival needs.

Jerry: == (Obviously you guys came up with bad ideas.)

Minister "hehe" took a step forward and discussed life with Jerry. The key point was to remind Comrade Jerry that although he is not his direct subordinate, according to Shun Luo's system, the media is under the control of the Ministry of Culture.

And my humble self is the Minister of Culture.

"There are no fathers and sons on the show." Jerry firmly withstood the pressure from his superiors, not afraid of power.

"I didn't ask you to release the water." The minister expressed his innocence, and he was serious about the game. "I'm just expressing that I might give you small shoes afterwards."

"You actually said that in front of the camera!!" It will be on air, Minister!What about the image of Shun Luo!Are you blew yourself up in the official circle? !

"Yes." The minister smiled. "Do you think I would actually do that?"

"..."

"Don't be nervous, I'm just here to add a little mental pressure to you." Pat comrade on the shoulder. "Someone has done the analysis and layout over there, and I'm still idle when I'm idle."

The idle and idle minister returned to the group leisurely after releasing his mental attack.

Professor Ores is in charge of cultural analysis, General Alexander is in charge of strategic thinking, the Goddess family is in charge of analyzing details from the artistic level to check for gaps, and the Uncle Ban family is in charge of developing intuition from the perspective of outsiders.

In this way, the minister is indeed idle, no wonder he went to tease Jerry.

In the end, the division of labor between the five groups of families was clarified. First of all, for the Thousand Lantern Festival, no matter what the hidden conditions are, they all made the lights.

There are plenty of materials, and everyone started to make lamps together.

Kongming lanterns are not difficult to make, as long as the materials are not used wrongly, or made too crooked, they can basically fly.For Kongming Lanterns, the weather limits the flying conditions.

And local control of the weather will be easy in the future.

By the way, today is windless and sunny.Even the effort of manual intervention is saved.

After making a few lamps, the general immediately began to issue orders, calling out the best and fastest ones to stay and continue making lamps, and each family sent a person to find hidden clues.

If you can't find it within half an hour, then change people and look for it in a different way.

Such a clear division of labor and orderliness made Jerry break into a cold sweat.

Silently went to the side and made a Kongming lantern, and let it fly secretly - he also wanted to pray for blessings.

And the director team is also really ruthless, directly temporarily depriving Jerry the host of the right to walk, let him circle at the rest point, and prevent him from seeing everyone's search process.

And the audience can clearly see everyone's hard work.

They considered where they stood when the Kongming lanterns were set off, the clothes worn by the Kongming lanterns, whether they wanted to accompany the music, and the gender of the person who put the lanterns.

They even used unconventional means to investigate, such as...

Daughter-in-law of Junshen's family: I just wore Hanfu to express my excitement in front of the staff member. His micro-expression is not the expression of the correct answer, but the kind... close to correct.

Audience: (⊙o⊙)

That staff member:! ! ! !

Cousin of Goddess: Yes and no?By the way I just saw an interesting thing.

At night, thousands of Kongming lanterns, including the audience and the program crew, were ready.Everyone put them in the center of the square together, waiting to make a wish and let them fly together.

Jerry turned and made his debut.

After he glanced at everyone's attire, his eyes lit up impatiently.Pointing directly at the camera starts with announcing the answer.

Obviously, he couldn't wait for the slow release to end, but at this moment, Jerry didn't notice the sympathetic eyes of the staff behind him.

"You lost?"

"Young man, don't worry too much, you haven't seen our preparation yet."

"No, no, it has nothing to do with your seat occupation." Jerry took out the manuscript and pointed it at the contestants. "The Thousand Lantern Festival is a religious festival of the Mongolian and Daur nationalities, so the hidden management card this time is that you have to wear the costumes of these two nationalities! Huaxia is a multi-ethnic country. In addition to the Han nationality with a large population, there are many ethnic minorities, among them…”

"Jerry." Everyone collectively called Jerry's name.

"???"

"I said, you didn't see our preparations." The minister clapped his hands.

A group of adults in Hanfu popped out from behind a little girl in Mongolian costume—the seven-year-old daughter of the minister's family.

"There are a lot of clothes in the clothing store." The cousin of the goddess said, "All kinds of clothes for adults, children, Chinese, foreign, everything, even swimsuits. You have prepared enough."

"But we still hit the spot in a bunch of costumes."

This is the credit of the Goddess's family. They immediately analyzed that this is the XXX brand, the XXX style, the old XXX new model, and finally there are only a few sets left.

By the way, let the miraculous emoji reading expert go to the staff to make a cutscene.

Well, but the program team has strictly banned this special skill after discussion.

The daughter-in-law of Junshen's family also said that she originally played quietly and casually. Isn't this... a collective request.

Under the smiling attack of the little loli in Mongolian clothes, Jerry's blood tank was emptied and he was punished.

Let’s not talk about the Spring Festival travel box.When everyone saw the topic the next day, they fully understood what was the point of Jerry's ugly face before.

"Kill...it?"

"Yes." The weak host.

In the future, there will be a similar breed of pigs. Of course, the appearance is quite different from the pigs on the earth.

However, the bulging body and good taste are the same.

And now the challenge for the five groups of families is... "Kill alive"

Everyone looked at Uncle Ban in unison.

Uncle Ban kept shaking his head. He is a chef, but he always uses ready-made meat.

Then, what to do.

Want to use points?Because of the outstanding performance of the Thousand Lantern Festival, the network of the program is open, and everyone will get a point.The most households now have three points.

However, does it seem embarrassing to use the points to avoid killing pigs?

If you don't have to...

In the end, all of them exchanged one point for the instructions on the anatomy process.

General You knocked the six pigs unconscious with force like a magic needle, and everyone followed the picture.

Jerry was especially miserable as everyone started to get busy, and he was alone.

While everyone was in a hurry, the director who played a guest role in the air continued to ruthlessly broadcast everyone's mistakes.

Director: 【Blood and intestines are useful. 】

"what!?"

Director: [blood sausage is a famous dish in China, there are also hot and sour fatty intestines, dry fatty intestines, sauce-roasted fatty intestines, nine-turn large intestines...] "Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Everyone rushed to rescue them.

The intestines are still there, and the pig's blood has been poured out long ago, but even if the intestines are already thrown in the garbage dump, it is very difficult to find them.

Director: [These are difficult to do, so we won't make it difficult for you, the follow-up programs don't need it. ] "Then what are you talking about!"

Director [useful rather than necessary.I'm just introducing the name of the dish. When I got the menu, I wanted to try it. It's a pity.Oh, by the way, the pork liver is really necessary, don't throw it away. ] Looking at the garbage dump again, which one is the liver?

"Now you know that it's good that I'm hosting." Jerry silently lay down on a bloody pig and pretended to be dead (exhausted), trying to find some sense of existence for himself.

Director: [Among the things you just threw away, you also want the pig's head, pig's feet and pig's tail. 】Everyone: @#@￥%￥%

The bloody task is finally over. Looking at the messy finished product, the program team finally made a "difficult" decision. In order not to affect the progress later, everyone's finished product should be withdrawn.

Crowd: ...

Director: Send it to let the robot handle it, don't waste it.

Looking at the meat, bones, skins, edible offal, etc. that have been processed in exchange for various parts.

Recalling the various afterthoughts of the previous director, it is a pity that the director is not Jerry, so it is not so easy to get into trouble.

This knowing blow can be regarded as completely suppressing the inflated self-confidence caused by the smoothness of the previous few days.But it seems to hit too much.When I learned that I only need to do laundry on the 27th of the twelfth lunar month.

"Really?"

"No!"

"OK?!"

"There is no trap!"

Director: Did you bully too much yesterday?

"It's not going to be easy in the future. You know December 28, let me see... oh, my God." Jerry, who returned to the host role, was doing all kinds of funny things, and he still had that devilish smile on his face.

But this time, surprisingly, I felt a lot more at ease in my heart.

When recalling it afterwards, even the little girl from the minister’s family would say: the director is the worst, and Uncle Jerry is stupid.

The small boss in front of you is far more cordial than the faceless big boss behind the scenes.

On the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, there are decals for making cakes and steamed buns.

The program team has another moth.

This time what they asked was to do it together.

Make dough and cakes to make steamed buns, and paste window grilles.

All the families were divided into two groups, and one group was led by the nose again by the program game to find flour and the steps of making Huamo.

This is actually not difficult, after all, it is pasta, and the first thing Ning Hua released was making various pasta.Everyone who came to participate in the competition has done their homework, but pasta is the most difficult thing for everyone.

The focus is another group, window grilles...

Regarding the reminder of the window grilles, the program team actually only gave one sentence: "Cut out auspicious patterns with paper and paste them on the glass."

It's just blah blah blah.It also said that the use of points to reduce the difficulty is not allowed in this round.

You can skip directly, but unfortunately, none of you have accumulated enough points to skip.

The program team is obviously embarrassing people.

Contrary to everyone's expectations, the one who stands out is the goddess family who has been a little bit unlucky in the previous competitions.

The Art House finally exploded with amazing creativity, artistic talent and dexterous hands.

Not only did it cleverly cut out the "recruiting wealth and treasure" mentioned in the space, but also cut out the word "Fu".

I cut a lot of beautiful, beautiful and auspicious flowers in the universe.

What's more, the two are combined, and beautiful flowers are cut into the characters of blessing and fortune.

The cousin of the Goddess is even more skilled at carving knives. He drew on the red paper the appearance of everyone putting up Kongming lanterns to make a wish the day before yesterday, and carved them carefully with a knife.

There is also a scene where everyone makes flower buns together outside the window.

Record the beauty, record the happiness, and leave your heart on this red paper.

Is it worthy of being an artist?In the technology of igniting the soul to express emotions, the advantages are unparalleled.

Unique ingenuity and exquisite window grilles conquered everyone.

Even if he was tricked by the program group, he doesn't know what auspicious patterns are in the traditional Chinese sense?

This kind of work is definitely overfulfilling the goal. If you want to know with your toes, such a work will not be unqualified.

The goddess family also generously asked everyone to follow suit.

The championship was locked in advance, which caused the program group's previous calculations to be completely defeated.

When they saw the program team embarrassingly come over and take out the commonly used patterns given by Ning Hua (they planned to watch them make a fool of themselves, and then let everyone get the templates through a difficult game), everyone collectively felt... secretly Cool.

Jerry: "Ahem, don't be like this, don't be like this, we should be peaceful, friendly and friendly, we can't be hostile, right?"

Everyone: Cut.

Jerry: "Okay, okay, how about this, on behalf of the program team, let me tell you a good news in advance? On the night of the New Year's Eve, we have a big gift."