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The young man enthusiastically explained to Miao Zhichen that the so-called Huang Daxian is a weasel who has cultivated to become a master, and this Huang Daxian lives in this mountain.

The boy said: "Recently, many wild rabbits and pheasants in this mountain have been taken away by Huang Daxian. They only pick up those with smooth fur and big roundness. No, I haven't caught two rabbits for a long time on the mountain." Rabbit Liang showed Miao Zhichen, and said, "There are only old, weak, sick and disabled left on the mountain. Do you think Huang Daxian likes beautiful people?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Are you sure the aesthetic standards of humans and rabbits are on the same line?"

The boy said: "There is no certainty about this. If you are pleasing to the eye, you are good-looking. If you are pleasing to the eye, then you are beautiful!"

Miao Zhichen said that he was speechless.

Miao Zhichen bypassed the topic of beauty and asked the boy, "What's your name?"

The boy said, "I am Chen Xiang from Liujia Village."

Miao Zhichen's eyes lit up as soon as he brushed it. This is like stepping on iron shoes and finding nowhere to find it. It doesn't take much effort to get it!

Miao Zhichen immediately stood up straight, showing eight teeth, and put on a formulaic smile. He said in standard Mandarin, "Hi, your courier has arrived, please check."

Miao Zhichen handed the storage bag to Liu Chenxiang, Liu Chenxiang shook the storage bag in confusion, and said, "What did you give me?"

Miao Zhichen said: "The things in this bag are very important. Someone specially entrusted me to give it to you. As for the usage and function of this item, I don't know. It's all up to you to figure it out. Come on, boy! Hope Your legend will be heard in future generations."

Miao Zhichen wanted to leave after finishing his lines, but as soon as he turned around, Liu Chenxiang grabbed his collar, Miao Zhichen staggered and almost fell.

Liu Chenxiang stuffed the storage bag into Miao Zhichen's collar, and said: "There is nothing in this bag, don't try to deceive me, my uncle said, you can't take other people's things casually."

Miao Zhichen took out the storage bag and said, "No, this is not someone else's, it's yours."

Miao Zhichen wanted to give the storage bag to Liu Chenxiang, but Liu Chenxiang refused to accept it, and the two sides couldn't stop arguing.Just at this moment, a black wind blew past. After the wind passed, Liu Chenxiang suddenly felt that his hands were empty, and Miao Zhichen had disappeared!

Liu Chenxiang yelled: "Hey! Hey!" But no one responded to him, he pouted, put the ax on his shoulder, and said to himself, "Is this man really captured by Huang Daxian?" Well, tsk tsk tsk, I just said that Huang Daxian likes good-looking people and doesn't believe me, and he will suffer a disadvantage if he doesn't listen to the old man!" When he said this, he never thought that Miao Zhichen was actually older than him of.

Just as Liu Chenxiang guessed, Miao Zhichen was indeed kidnapped by Huang Daxian.This Huang Daxian has sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, and because of his lack of practice, he still has a long tail behind his buttocks.

Huang Daxian bound Miao Zhichen's hands and feet, and smiled maliciously.The feng shui of this mountain is not good, and the spiritual energy is insufficient. Looking at the entire mountain, he is the only monster who has cultivated to become a master, so he is the boss of this mountain.Since he is the boss, he must have a beautiful daughter-in-law to live in the place.

Huang Daxian followed Liu Chenxiang at first. He thought Liu Chenxiang was good-looking, but he looked good at fighting with a big ax on his back. What if he resisted and hurt him?Then the loss outweighs the gain.And when he saw Miao Zhichen, he was sure that his daughter-in-law was this person!

Miao Zhichen's facial features are exquisite, especially those peach blossom eyes, which are ruthless and affectionate. When he smiles, those eyes are like crescent moons, as if they contain endless affection, which are particularly attractive.

Huang Daxian's soul was hooked away at that time, he thought, this person is no worse than the fox spirit he saw on other mountains when he was young!

Miao Zhichen couldn't move, smiled habitually, and asked, "Who are you? Why did you tie me up?"

Huang Daxian said: "I am Huang Daxian, I am not binding you, I am marrying you."

Miao Zhichen: "..." Liu Chenxiang has a crow's mouth!

Miao Zhichen straightened his chest, showed Huang Daxian his chest that was flat enough to fly a plane, and said, "I'm a man."

Huang Daxian said: "What does it matter if it's a man or a woman? It's just good-looking. Those who want to become immortals...cough cough, monsters don't stick to trifles."

Miao Zhichen: "...No, this is a big festival."

Huang Daxian said: "We monsters are not that particular."

Miao Zhichen said: "I am a human being, and human beings have many things to pay attention to."

Huang Daxian said: "Monsters don't need to reason with humans."

Miao Zhichen said: "...then why don't we talk about human rights?"

Huang Daxian asked: "What is that?"

Miao Zhichen said: "Human rights refer to the rights enjoyed by individuals or groups because they are human beings."

Miao Zhichen spent 10 minutes explaining the importance of human rights to Huang Daxian. Huang Daxian fell asleep after listening to it. After Miao Zhichen finished speaking, Huang Daxian said: "Okay, I respect your human rights, I will give you The right to choose, do you want to wear the bridal attire or the groom attire when you get married?"

Miao Zhichen: "..." You didn't listen at all, did you?

Huang Daxian was determined to marry Miao Zhichen, and he was extremely vigilant, even when Miao Zhichen wanted to relieve himself, he didn't let Miao Zhichen loose.What he meant was for him to support Miao Zhichen and help Miao Zhichen hold the bird to let him release the water. Miao Zhichen couldn't stand the scene just thinking about it, so he had to continue holding back.

Miao Zhichen said: "You are a great immortal with magic power, and I am a mortal, are you still worried that I will run away?"

Huang Daxian said: "The most cunning people are ordinary people, I will not believe you."

Miao Zhichen said flickeringly: "But since you want to marry me, you must trust me."

Huang Daxian is just a little monster who has just cultivated human form, how can he understand the relationship between human husband and wife?What Miao Zhichen said aroused his curiosity, and he asked, "Why?"

Miao Zhichen said: "Because only when two people trust each other, they will be happy as a husband and wife. Just imagine, if you worry about me running away all the time after the two of us get married, then you have to worry about me day and night. Are you all tied up with me? If you tie me up, we can't do anything, but if you don't tie me up, you are afraid that I will escape. This is a vicious circle. If things go on like this, your suspicions will become worse and worse, and I will become more and more The weaker you are, the final outcome is that I die and you go crazy, is this what you want?"

Huang Daxian was imagining that scene and was about to shed tears. He married a wife to show off and to pursue happiness. He didn't want such a bleak ending!

Huang Daxian stared at Miao Zhichen, this human being looks so innocent and sincere, he shouldn't be lying to me!No, he will be my wife, I have to trust him, otherwise we won't last long!

Huang Daxian resolutely untied Miao Zhichen with the feeling of a saint of love, and Miao Zhichen jumped up and ran around in Huang Daxian's cave with his hands covered.

Huang Daxian asked: "What are you looking for?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Toilet!"

Huang Daxian said: "The latrine is going straight out of the cave, turn right and then turn left."

Miao Zhichen went crazy, "Why did you build the toilet so far away!"

Huang Daxian flicked his tail, blushed suspiciously, and said, "We monsters have a good sense of smell, so we don't smell bad if we stay far away."

Weasels are animals with smelly glands. When they are attacked, they use their farts as weapons. One can imagine how smelly it is.

Miao Zhichen figured this out, and rushed out of the hole with a look of indignation.

After all, Huang Daxian didn't have 100% confidence in Miao Zhichen. As soon as Miao Zhichen ran out, he chased after him, but he couldn't catch up with Miao Zhichen because someone blocked his way.

No, it should not be said that this is a person, this is a god.

The appearance of this fairy is so handsome that it is almost impossible to describe it in words. He stood there coldly, like a painting treasured in the ice and snow.He was wearing coarse linen clothes, but that couldn't conceal his aura of being out of the world at all. He was like an emperor who ruled the world. Just standing there, people couldn't help but worship him.

Huang Daxian was trembling, his legs were weak, and he clamped his tail reflexively. This person frightened him, but the vicious big dog next to this person scared him even more!

This big dog has a black back, but a white neck and belly. Its head is tapered, its back is arched, its tail is slender and slightly curled at the bottom, giving it a terrifying aura.

Although Huang Daxian is a bumpkin monster who has never seen the world, he knows a thing or two about those popular fairy tales.The appearance is impeccable, the temperament is so cold that it can freeze the surroundings, and who else is the god besides Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian who is accompanied by a big dog all the year round?

Huang Daxian held on for a while, but when he couldn't hold on, he knelt down as soon as his knees were bent, "My God, please accept my little one's worship."

Xiaotiangou approached Huang Daxian, sniffed him, and said, "Zhenjun, this is a weasel."

Yang Jian said, "Yes."

Xiaotiangou stuck out its tongue and licked Huang Daxian's face, "Hey, weasel, you look human, where did the person you just captured go?"

Huang Daxian shook like a sieve, and said: "That that... That person is my wife who has never been married. He has gone to the toilet."

Xiaotiangou said: "Bah! You, a monster with low magic power, can marry a wife? Stop making trouble, sir, I haven't married a wife yet!"

Yang Jian scolded softly, "Shouting Tiangou."

Xiao Tiangou rubbed Yang Jian's thigh and said, "Okay, Zhenjun, I won't go to a bitch before you get married, and I won't let you be lonely!"

Yang Jian:"……"