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Miao Zhichen trotted all the way to the latrine, pulled the zipper when he got there, and let the water go. Because he was too anxious, two drops of urine accidentally hit his hand, and he collapsed immediately.

Fortunately, there was a well next to the latrine, and Miao Zhichen went to the well to fetch water, but the well had been unused for a long time and was in disrepair. He fell straight into the well and hit the water.

Miao Zhichen thought painfully, he is too unlucky!He just delivered a courier, what's wrong with it?Not to mention being sent to a different dimension, and being caught by monsters, it’s fine if you get caught by monsters, and there’s no water to wash your hands!

The point is that you can't wash your hands, how can a clean freak live!

Miao Zhichen thought that he could just jump into the well, but if he jumped in, how would he climb up?Hey, who cares, washing hands is more important.

Miao Zhichen stepped into the well with one foot and was about to jump down when suddenly a strong force hit him on the back and sent him flying three feet away, hitting a big tree Then it stopped.

——Holy shit, what's going on?That weasel is going to kill someone?

Miao Zhichen shrank into a shrimp in pain, he struggled to stand up, and when he looked up, he saw a handsome man standing by the well.This made him gasp, who is this person?Where did he come from?With such a look that makes one want to commit a crime, could it be that he is a lonely ghost from somewhere?

But when Miao Zhichen's gaze shifted to Xiaotiangou, he knew who it was, it was Liu Chenxiang's uncle Erlangshen.

In the story of Chen Xiang saving his mother, Er Lang Shen played a villain from the beginning to the end. It was he who trapped the Sanshengmu under Mount Hua and separated Chen Xiang's mother and child. He watched coldly and ignored his nephew's pain, which made it worse.Erlang God is even the ultimate boss in this story, Chen Xiang finally defeated Erlang God to save the Three Virgins.

Of course Miao Zhichen has heard more than the fairy tale about Chen Xiang saving his mother. In other stories, the image of Erlang God is very stalwart, and he is the only god in the heaven who listens to the tune and doesn't listen to the announcement. Even the Jade Emperor doesn't treat him The method, I think, is also an awesome character.

Such an awesome character, why is he here?

Miao Zhichen tentatively opened his mouth and said, "Hello."

Xiaotiangou grinned and said, "Zhenjun, the Lotus Lantern is on this man."

Yang Jian said, "Yes."

Miao Zhichen thought it was terrible, why did Erlang God come to grab the Lotus Lantern as soon as he appeared on the stage?At least wait until he gives Liu Chenxiang the Lotus Lantern before grabbing it!

You know, if you lose the package during the express delivery, you have to pay for it yourself. How can he, a poor and white mortal, get a second lotus lantern?

Miao Zhichen smiled and said, "What is the Lotus Lantern? I've never heard of it."

Xiao Tiangou sneered: "Mortal, don't pretend anymore, I can smell the scent of the Lotus Lantern on your body every hundred feet."

Miao Zhichen said: "Oh, I must have smelled it wrong. It's the smell of my perfume. I use CK men's fragrance, and the fragrance lasts for up to twelve hours."

Xiaotiangou doesn't know what CK men's fragrance is at all, and upholds the principle of asking Zhenjun what it doesn't understand, it said: "Zhenjun, what is this person talking about?"

Yang Jian didn't understand either, so he cleverly started another topic and asked, "Who are you? Why did you jump into the well?"

"I didn't..." Miao Zhichen immediately changed his words and said, "Because I don't want to marry a monster. For my own innocence, I would rather die. In the same way, I am a person who loves money very much. If anyone steals from me, I will die."

Yang Jian would ask Miao Zhichen why he jumped into the well, which means that he mistakenly thought that Miao Zhichen was going to commit suicide, and he opened Miao Zhichen to save Miao Zhichen, a god who can save people, most likely because he didn’t want to see others In vain.

The subtext of Miao Zhichen's words is: If you snatch my lotus lantern, then I will die for you every minute!I am such a person who has the backbone to dare to die!

Miao Zhichen's approach is quite risky, if Yang Jian comes to you, it's none of my business whether you live or die, then Miao Zhichen will have nothing to do.

Fortunately, Yang Jian's temper was different from his aggressive Roaring Dog, and he did not attack Miao Zhichen.

Yang Jian said: "It's not easy to live a lifetime, why bother to seek life and death for trivial things?"

Miao Zhichen said: "In the eyes of the gods, it is a small matter, but in the eyes of me and other mortals, it is a big matter."

Yang Jian was noncommittal, he asked, "Are you sure you won't give me the Lotus Lantern?"

Miao Zhichen pretended to be stupid, "What is that? I can't understand what you are saying."

Yang Jian said, "That's all."

Miao Zhichen smiled politely at Yang Jian, turned around and left, and was grabbed by the collar.Hey, why does this scene look familiar?

Do these uncles and nephews like to grab other people's collars?

Miao Zhichen asked, "What's the matter with the gods?"

Yang Jian said, "Nothing."

Miao Zhichen said: "Since there is nothing wrong, why don't you let me go? Could it be that the gods want me to be Mrs. Yazhai?"

Xiaotiangou spat and said, "I am! Do you, a mortal, really think that you are beautiful and beautiful? My family's real king can't look down on you!"

Yang Jian said: "You have what I need, you can't leave."

Miao Zhichen asked, "Then what do you want to do to me?"

Yang Jian took Miao Zhichen's collar and threw it to the side, and threw it on the back of Xiaotiangou. Xiaotiangou reluctantly hunched up and flew into the air. Miao Zhichen was unprepared and screamed in fright. As soon as the screams fell, Liu Chenxiang's voice sounded.

Liu Chenxiang put her hands in front of her mouth like a trumpet, and shouted loudly: "Hey! Who is that, where are you?"

Miao Zhichen wanted to call for help, but when Yang Jian moved his finger and made a gesture of sealing his mouth, he fell silent.

Liu Chenxiang yelled a few times, got no response, and went to the next place, while Yang Jian waved his hand, and a gust of breeze sent them away, one person and one dog.

God Erlang's residence is ten thousand times more luxurious than that of Huang Daxian, with glazed tiles everywhere, resplendent and resplendent.

Xiao Tiangou threw Miao Zhichen off his back, shook his hair, walked to Yang Jian's side, and rubbed him flatteringly.

Yang Jian stroked the hair on the back of the Xiaotian dog's ears, and the Xiaotian dog whined comfortably.

Miao Zhichen picked up his nose and complained: "You are kidnapping! It is immoral."

Yang Jian acquiesced and said, "Yes."

Miao Zhichen said, "It's useless if you tie me up, I don't have what you want."

Yang Jian ignored him, hooked his finger, and the storage bag flew from Miao Zhichen's pocket to his hand.

Miao Zhichen said guiltily, "This is the bag my mother sewed for me before I left, you can't snatch it."

Yang Jian turned the bag over and embroidered the words "Taibai Jinxing" on the bottom with gold thread.

Miao Zhichen: "..."

Xiaotiangou laughed and rolled on the ground, "Hahaha, so the old man Taibai Jinxing is your mother!"

Miao Zhichen said calmly, "No, you got it wrong, I didn't say anything."

Xiaotiangou said: "Don't lie to me, my hearing is good! Zhenjun, this mortal doesn't tell the truth, so just leave him alone."

Miao Zhichen said: "Immortals cannot kill innocent people indiscriminately."

Yang Jian said, "I won't kill you."

Yang Jian was fiddling with the storage bag. He injected immortal power, and the storage bag suddenly inflated to twice its size, and the bag opened wide, as if an astrolabe was spinning inside.

This scene was so miraculous that Miao Zhichen stared at it intently, but his eyes were tired from staring at it, and he couldn't spit out anything from the storage bag.

Miao Zhichen joked: "This thing can't be constipation."

The Xiaotian dog showed its sharp mouth, and said, "If you dare to speak rudely to Zhenjun, I will bite you to death!"

Yang Jian said, "Don't mess around."

The Xiaotian dog shut up resentfully, and shook his tail.

Miao Zhichen found it interesting, so he went to tease Xiao Tiangou, saying: "God, you should hang a sign outside your cave, which says that vicious dogs are not allowed to enter."

Roaring Sky Dog was furious and roared at Miao Zhichen, who subconsciously took a step back.

Yang Jian said coldly, "Shut up too."

Miao Zhichen: "..."

The storage bag given to Miao Zhichen by Taibai Jinxing is the owner's, that is to say, only Miao Zhichen can open this storage bag, but Miao Zhichen himself doesn't know how to open the storage bag.

Miao Zhichen spread his hands to Yang Jian and said, "Immortal, Zhenjun, since you can't open this bag, you can return it to me. It's useless for you to hold it anyway."

Yang Jian said, "No."

Miao Zhichen is angry, the person who steals from the courier is the most hateful person!

He said: "Zhenjun, even if you are a god, you can't rob, especially if you rob a courier's goods, it is very immoral! Because it will lose two people. First of all, my customer can't get his own things." He suffered a loss, and the courier responsible for the delivery has to pay for the loss out of his own pocket and accept the company's punishment, which is very unfair to us."

Yang Jian listened quietly, and asked after listening, "What are you talking about?"

Miao Zhichen: "..." That's right, how could he expect a god to understand the meaning of express delivery!

Although Yang Jian didn't fully understand the gist of Miao Zhichen's words, he grasped the main point and said, "Someone asked you to give the Lotus Lantern to Chen Xiang? Who is this person?"

Miao Zhichen said with professional ethics: "It is the basic principle of our couriers not to disclose customer information."

Yang Jian said in a declarative sentence: "This bag is embroidered with Taibai Jinxing's name, which means that Taibai Jinxing asked you to give the Lotus Lantern to Chen Xiang."

Miao Zhichen opened his eyes and said nonsense, "As I said before, this bag is a family heirloom left by my mother."

Yang Jian put the storage bag in his sleeve and said, "If you want to get the storage bag back, let Taibai Jinxing come and get it in person."

Miao Zhichen's smiling face turned into a crying face, and said, "You can't do this! If you delay the delivery time of the courier, you will also be deducted from your wages!"

Yang Jian turned a deaf ear and walked away with his hands behind his back. The Roaring Dog gave Miao Zhichen a disdainful look, and followed Erlang Shen in a desperate manner.