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Rouqiu flew out of Chentangguan with Miao Zhichen on his back, and put Miao Zhichen down by a small river.

Miao Zhichen got a stomach ache from being hit by the meat ball, lay down on the ground and pretended to be dead, and the meat ball poked Miao Zhichen with the hilt of his sword, and when he poked his ass, Miao Zhichen quickly rolled away.

Miao Zhichen asked, "What do you want?"

Meatball swung the sword left and right.

Miao Zhichen asked: "Do you want me to draw the sword for you?"

Meatball swung the sword up and down.

Miao Zhichen grabbed the hilt of the sword and pulled it out. After pulling it out for a long time, he couldn't pull it out. He guessed the surface of the meat ball, kicked the meat ball hard with his legs, and stepped on the smooth surface of the meat ball. Even after exhausting all the strength of breastfeeding, he couldn't draw out the sword.

Miao Zhichen said: "You loosen it, how can I pull it out if you don't loosen it?"

The meatball bounced.

Miao Zhichen said, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

The meat ball jumped to the river, took a picture of himself with the river water, half of his body fell into the river, and did not move.Although Miao Zhichen couldn't communicate with the meat ball, he understood that the meat ball was awkward without a teacher.

It was originally an unattractive ball of meat, but after a sword was inserted, it looked like an oversized barbecue skewer, which was even more unsightly.

Miao Zhichen is an ordinary person, how can he make a moving meat ball, not to mention that this meat ball contains Nezha, the king of bears.

Miao Zhichen in the wilderness could not find his way back to Chentangguan, and Li Jing had already been beaten to the ground by the meat ball. The two brothers, Jin Zha and Mu Zha, were not up to anything, even if they were found to ask for help, there would probably be nothing. great effect.

Miao Zhichen squatted by the water and used the water mirror technique.

The meat ball jumped out of the water and leaned on Miao Zhichen's back, curiously watching what Miao Zhichen was doing.

Miao Zhichen said: "Hey, can you lean against me in the other direction, your sword hilt hurts my back."

The meat ball obediently turned half a circle, and leaned against Miao Zhichen with the other side.

Miao Zhichen originally wanted to summon Taibai Jinxing, but after a second thought, he changed to summoning Yang Jian.

Miao Zhichen laughed when he saw Yang Jian, "Erlang, do you miss me?"

Yang Jian:"……"

Xiaotiangou said: "You are really stinky and shameless, the master doesn't want you."

Miao Zhichen said, "Oh, then you miss me."

Xiao Tiangou said: "Bah! I don't miss you either. Hey, what is that meat ball? It looks delicious."

"This is not for food." Miao Zhichen pushed the meat ball back, and the meat ball would have squeezed him into the river, "This is the third son of Li Jing, the general soldier of Chentangguan, and his wife is pregnant It took three years and six months to give birth to it, and this guy beat his father as soon as he was born, well, the sword stuck in his body belongs to Li Jing."

Yang Jian said, "This matter has nothing to do with me."

"It doesn't matter, I want to ask Erlang to help me." Miao Zhichen held the hilt of the sword, "I can't draw this sword, Erlang, come and help me draw the sword."

Yang Jian asked, "Why?"

Xiaotiangou said: "I won't do it, unless you ask the master."

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang, I beg you."

Yang Jian said: "...OK."

Yang Jian arrived in no time, Rouqiu felt Yang Jian's vigorous immortal power, and jumped back in fear, Miao Zhichen grabbed the hilt of the sword to keep it from moving, but his strength was inferior to Rouqiu, and he was dragged staggeringly by the meatball took several steps.

Yang Jian used a body-fixing technique to freeze the meat ball, and the meat ball couldn't move anymore, trembling into an oval shape.

The Xiaotian dog ran to smell the meat ball, and said, "Wow, the smell of meat, master, can we roast this meat ball and eat it." It drooled when it said so.

The meatball trembled even more.

Miao Zhichen grabbed the Xiaotian dog by its tail and pulled it away from the meat ball, "This is not for food, there is a person inside."

Xiao Tianquan said: "Human children don't look like this, don't lie to me."

Miao Zhichen said, "You won't grow fat if you lie to me."

Xiaotiangou opened Miao Zhichen with its claws, raised its hind legs to dig out its ears, "You are so annoying, you can't eat your best friend, you can't eat meat balls, why can't you eat anything."

Yang Jian asked: "Good friend?"

Xiao Tiangou said: "Yes, he said he is the master's best friend, and he only eats for the master."

Yang Jian:"……"

Miao Zhichen smiled dryly and looked up at the sky.

As soon as Yang Jian made a move, it took only a few minutes to draw the sword.

As soon as the sword was pulled out, the meat ball stopped shaking, and Yang Jian also unlocked its body-holding technique. It jumped up and down happily, then jumped towards Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian, and rubbed against them to express its affection. intimate.

The Xiaotian dog slapped the meat ball with one paw, and the fleshy meat ball sank into a pit. The Xiaotian dog bared its teeth and said, "Give me a bite."

The meat ball hid behind Yang Jian in horror, and the Xiaotian dog also circled behind Yang Jian to catch it. The meat ball quickly jumped away, and the roaring dog chased after him. One meat ball and one dog played along the river bank. I catch the game.

Yang Jian handed the sword to Miao Zhichen, but Miao Zhichen didn't pick it up. He said, "Erlang, you can do me another favor."

Yang Jian asked, "What are you doing?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Split that meat ball open."

Yang Jian said, "Won't you die?"

Miao Zhichen said, "I can't die."

"Okay." Yang Jian nodded in response, and asked again, "Who are you? You don't have immortal power, you are not a god, and you are not a cultivator, but why can you use the technique of water mirror?"

Miao Zhichen said, "There is a story in it."

Yang Jian said, "All ears."

"Well..." Miao Zhichen didn't know if he could tell Yang Jian about "Baolian Lantern" and "Danshan Chasing the Sun". Before he was sure, he didn't dare to speak casually to Yang Jian, for fear that it would disrupt the order of the story, "Can we talk about it another day? Let's chop the meat ball first. It would be bad if the child smothered to death in the meat ball." gone."

Yang Jian said, "Okay."

Xiao Tiangou drove the meat ball back to Yang Jian. Yang Jian took a sword flower and slashed downwards. The sword cut the meat ball in half.

The meat ball burst, golden light radiated, and a child wearing a red bellyband emerged from the meat ball.This child is six or seven years old, with hair tied in a bun, chubby, like a doll carved in powder and jade.

The child stretched himself, hugged Miao Zhichen's thigh, and shouted childishly, "Father!" Then he hugged Yang Jian's leg, and shouted, "Mom!"

Miao Zhichen: "..."

Yang Jian:"……"

Miao Zhichen pulled the child away from Yang Jian's lap and said, "I'm not your father, and he's not your mother."

The child asked, "Then who are you?"

Miao Zhichen said: "I am Miao Zhichen, he is Yang Jian, your father is Li Jing, the general soldier of Chentangguan, and your mother is Mrs. Yin."

"Then why were you the ones I saw when I was born?" The child pouted cutely, "Didn't it mean that the first people I saw were my parents?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Your situation is special."

"I don't care." The child hugged Miao Zhichen's neck, and burrowed into Miao Zhichen's arms. I had no choice but to pick up the child and let him sit on my arm, "The first people I saw were my parents, and you are my father." He pointed to Yang Jian and said, "You are my mother." Looking at the roaring dog, "Well, you are...you are a black and white dog!"

Miao Zhichen was overjoyed, and lightly pinched the child's lotus root-like arm, "Hey, Nezha, how do you judge your parents?"

"Did my father give me the name Nezha? Then I will be called Nezha from now on!" Nezha agreed with his name and said, "The one who looks better is mother!"

Miao Zhichen looked at Yang Jian and sighed in his heart, it really looks good!

Yang Jian was about to leave after helping, but Miao Zhichen kindly asked him to stay.

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang, don't leave."

Yang Jian said, "What am I staying here for?"

Miao Zhichen said righteously, "Come with me."

Yang Jian immediately turned his head around, Nezha's mouth shrunk, big and big tears rolled down like dropped pearls, he rubbed his eyes with his little hands, and said, "Wuuuuuu, mother, don't go, if you After leaving, Nezha is a child without a mother."

Yang Jian said, "I'm not your mother."

"Wow, mother doesn't want me anymore!" Nezha cried so hard that his nose and tears wiped Miao Zhichen's clothes, "Daddy, mother doesn't want me anymore!"

Miao Zhichen suppressed a smile, freed a hand to hold Yang Jian, and said, "My dear Erlang, don't leave."

Yang Jian looked at Miao Zhichen holding his hand, somehow felt that this scene was very familiar, and felt a little more at ease in his heart. He lowered his eyes and said, "Okay."

Miao Zhichen and Nezha high-fived.

After Miao Zhichen cleaned up Nezha's snot that got on his clothes, he gave Huntianling and Qiankun circle to Nezha, and Nezha couldn't wait to play as soon as he got it.

He unfolded the Huntian Ling, rolled the Qiankun Circle from one end of the Huntian Ling to the other, and then recalled the Qiankun Circle. After that, he wrapped the Huntian Ling and danced, throwing and catching the Qiankun Circle like acrobatics.

Nezha said, "It was fun, thank you Daddy."

Miao Zhichen said: "You should play more carefully." Sooner or later, the life of the third prince of the East China Sea and his own life will be finished.

Nezha said, "I will take good care of what Daddy gave me."

Miao Zhichen said, "Good boy."

Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian sent Nezha back to Chentangguan General Army Mansion.

Both Li Jing and his wife woke up, and both of them were very anxious. The child they gave birth to was a meat ball, and the meat ball even caught someone. If rumors of this spread, he would not be able to sit in the position of chief soldier.

Li Jing sent Jin Zha and Mu Zha to look for Miao Zhichen, and the two took orders to go, but before they returned, Miao Zhichen came back first.

Li Jing rushed up to meet him and asked, "Mr. Miao, are you alright?"

Miao Zhichen said, "It's okay."

Li Jing's hanging heart finally fell to the ground, and then he noticed Nezha and Yang Jian, and asked, "Are these two..."

Miao Zhichen said: "He is Yang Jian, my friend, and this child is Nezha, the child of you and Mrs. Yin."

"What?" Li Jing was surprised, "Madam Ke gave birth to a meat ball."

Miao Zhichen said, "The one in the meatball is Nezha."

Miao Zhichen hugged Nezha all the way, his arms were sore, and he was about to hand over Nezha to Li Jing, but Li Jing didn't reach out to pick him up, and Nezha was unwilling to be hugged by Li Jing, so he hugged Miao Zhichen and gave his little face to Li Jing. blocked.

Miao Zhichen patted Nezha on the back and said, "Nezha, this is your father."

Nezha said, "No."

Li Jing said embarrassingly: "Mr. Miao, why don't you take Nezha to see his wife first."

Miao Zhichen carried Nezha into the inner room, and Mrs. Yin leaned against the bedside, crying like rain when she saw Nezha.

One is to be scared; the other is to be scared.

The first scare is that it is unreasonable for a child to be six or seven years old when it is born; the second scare is that the child disappears as soon as it is born. Parents are naturally afraid.

Mrs. Yin wanted to hug Nezha, but Nezha twisted his ass and climbed onto Miao Zhichen's shoulder, stepped on Miao Zhichen's shoulder and jumped into Yang Jian's arms, saying, "This is my mother."

Yang Jian held Nezha's bellyband expressionlessly, and threw Nezha onto Mrs. Yin's bed regardless of Nezha's tearful gaze.

Mrs. Yin hugged Nezha and said, "Good boy, I'm your mother."

Nezha said, "My mother is the best-looking one."

Mrs. Yin said: "You stayed in my stomach for three years and six months, do you think I'm not your mother?"

Mrs. Yin was so sad that she cried until she was in tears. Nezha bit her finger, looked at Yang Jian, then at Mrs. Yin, then at Miao Zhichen, and said hesitantly, "Mother."

"Hey, good boy." Mrs. Yin laughed through her tears and kissed Nezha on the forehead.

Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian left the inner room without disturbing Mrs. Yin's mother-child reunion. After Li Jing said a few words to them, he went to accompany his wife.

Miao Zhichen hooked Yang Jian's finger and went back to his room with him. Of course, Xiao Tiangou couldn't leave behind.

After returning to the room, the two sat quietly relative to each other, having nothing to say for a while.

Yang Jian is a person who doesn't talk much, and Miao Zhichen is also used to the silence between the two of them. He doesn't want to talk too much with Yang Jian. Words are enough.

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang, give me your hand."

Yang Jian asked, "What are you doing?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Nothing."

Yang Jian's palms were facing upward, Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian sat on the same side, covered Yang Jian's hand with his own, and their palms touched.

The palms of the two were about the same size. Miao Zhichen bent his finger and inserted it into Yang Jian's, interlocking his fingers.

Yang Jian has never been so intimate with anyone before, he wanted to pull his hand away, but Miao Zhichen clenched his hands a little more.

Miao Zhichen leaned against Yang Jian and said, "Oh, Erlang, isn't this good."

Yang Jian asked: "What's good?"

Miao Zhichen said, "I'm here, and you're here, both are fine."

Yang Jian didn't understand, but in the end he let Miao Zhichen hold his hand.

The atmosphere is very good, romantic in the quiet.

Miao Zhichen was about to take the opportunity to talk sweetly, trying to get more points for himself, when Xiao Tiangou, who was unwilling to be lonely, came to break his plan.

Roaring Sky Dog put its black paws on the back of Miao Zhichen's hand, and sneered: "Hmph, stupid mortal, are you comparing your master with whose hands are bigger? Although my hands are not as big as yours, my hands are bigger than yours. It is darker in color than you, and has more hair than you!"

Miao Zhichen raised his forehead, "Which eye of yours sees that we are bigger than our hands?"

Xiaotiangou said: "I can see it with both eyes, otherwise why would you hold on to the master's hand?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Because I like your master."

Yang Jian tilted his head and frowned slightly, as if someone had said this to him.

Xiao Tiangou said: "Bah! I am the one who likes the master the most!"

Miao Zhichen said, "You are not a human being, you are a dog."

Xiaotiangou said: "Oh, you are so annoying!"

The Xiaotian dog stepped on Miao Zhichen and brushed his tail against Miao Zhichen's nose, making Miao Zhichen sneezed.

Miao Zhichen: "..." When will this stupid dog stop being such a flashing light bulb? !