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Hun Tianling and Qiankun Circle have been sent out, and Miao Zhichen has completed the first phase of the mission of "Ne Zha Nao Hai", and there is still a long story to go before sending out Hot Wheels and Linglong Pagoda.

As soon as Ether Platinum Star is free, Miao Zhichen will be sent to the scene, and before the second phase of the mission, he will definitely be sent to other fairy tales for a short trip, so Miao Zhichen must make full use of the time before the business trip He and Yang Jian get tired of each other, and try their best to impress Yang Jian so that he can't forget it even if he wants to.

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang, take me to Wushan."

"Why?" Yang Jian wiped his silver gun. "There are no villages on Wushan, only monsters and elves, which are not suitable for human habitation. What are you going to Wushan for?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Go and pay homage to your mother."

"No need." Yang Jian paused as he wiped his gun, "You and my mother have never met before, so there is no need to worship."

Miao Zhichen said, "But I know you."

Yang Jian said, "That has nothing to do with worshiping my mother."

Miao Zhichen always misses Yang Jian's promise to go back to Wushan to pay respects to Yaoji with him before the separation of Dragon Palace. Although Yang Jian has long forgotten about it, Miao Zhichen still remembers it fresh.

He has never been a person who keeps his words. He wants to keep his promises, even if he does it unilaterally.

Xiao Tiangou was gnawing at the bone, and interjected: "You are so annoying, why do you have to go to see the master's mother? Hmph, only the master's future wife is eligible to see Fairy Yaoji."

Miao Zhichen said, "I am Erlang's husband who has never been married."

The Xiaotian dog ate up all the meat and spat out the bones, which hit Miao Zhichen's trouser legs, leaving a greasy mark, "Hmph, the master's future wife is Chang'e, you and the third princess have nothing to do with it."

"Chang'e?" Miao Zhichen asked Yang Jian, "Do you like Chang'e?"

Yang Jian said, "No."

Xiao Tiangou said: "Chang'e has big breasts, and she often gives me delicious food. If the master wants to marry a wife, he should marry Chang'e."

Miao Zhichen said, "Being kind to you is the key!"

Xiao Tiangou raised his chest and said, "Yes!"

Miao Zhichen snatched away the remaining meat and bones in the bowl of Xiaotian dog, and Xiaotian dog became impatient, and went to rush at Miao Zhichen, Miao Zhichen threw the meat and bones into the yard, and Xiaotian dog chased after reflexively, He quickly closed the door to prevent Xiao Tiangou from entering.

This stupid dog actually urged Yang Jian to marry someone else, it's simply incompetent!

Miao Zhichen leaned close to Yang Jian, and hugged Yang Jian in a bear hug. The distance between the two was extremely close, and each other's breathing could be heard clearly.

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang, tell me honestly, what is your relationship with Chang'e?"

Yang Jian said, "It doesn't matter."

Miao Zhichen said, "Then what about me?"

Yang Jian said, "It doesn't matter."

Miao Zhichen was unhappy, "Hey, why am I on the same level as Chang'e, I'm better than her anyway."

Yang Jian said, "You have nothing to do with me."

"Stop making trouble." Miao Zhichen smiled, "We've both kissed before, so how can it be okay?"

Yang Jian said, "What have you kissed..."

Miao Zhichen didn't wait for Yang Jian to finish speaking, and imprinted a kiss on the corner of Yang Jian's lips. This was not a superficial kiss, because Miao Zhichen quickly shifted his position before Yang Jian could react, and met Yang Jian squarely. They pressed their lips together, and licked Yang Jian's lips with their tongue in a mean way.

The slippery touch brought Yang Jian back to his senses, and he slapped Miao Zhichen on the chest, sending Miao Zhichen flying backwards, knocking open the door and falling into the yard.

Miao Zhichen grinned from the fall, he dared to bet that his back would be bruised, but he was not angry at all, anyway, he earned it by kissing Yang Jian!

Yang Jian wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb. He should have been angry, but his anger disappeared without a trace when he met Miao Zhichen's smiling face.

This is a very strange thing.

Although Yang Jian can't be said to have a bad temper, let alone a good temper, if someone else takes advantage of him, he's afraid he'll send him directly to Hades to report.However, when facing Miao Zhichen, he was always unable to make a move. He had only met this person not long ago, and they were not familiar with each other, but Miao Zhichen gave him a sense of intimacy, as if the two were old acquaintances, so he Can tolerate Miao Zhichen's overreaching again and again.

Just as Miao Zhichen was about to get up, the Roaring Dog stepped on Miao Zhichen with a bone in its mouth. Such a big dog weighed at least a hundred catties, and Miao Zhichen was trampled until his internal organs were all squeezed into a ball.

Miao Zhichen complained: "Erlang, your stupid dog murdered me!"

"Bah!" Xiao Tiangou opened his mouth like a dog, and the fleshy bone smashed on Miao Zhichen's head with a "bang", "You mortal is too much, you actually lost my fleshy bone, I will not let you go! "

The hair was stained with the oil of fleshy bones and the saliva of the Xiaotian dog. The cleanliness patient Miao Zhichen suddenly felt that there was nothing to love. He opened his eyes and said dejectedly: "You can eat me up."

Xiaotiangou said: "You don't taste good."

Miao Zhichen said: "Anyway, I'm about to be trampled to death by you. After I'm dead, you can stew, boil, fry, fry, or fry me. Add some seasoning and it'll be delicious. Don't waste it."

Roaring dog doge face, this human being is so insane!

Yang Jian slipped away the roaring dog, and Miao Zhichen reached out to Yang Jian.

Yang Jian:"?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang give me a hand."

Yang Jian shook hands with Miao Zhichen and pulled him up, and then Miao Zhichen didn't let go. Yang Jian failed to pull his hand several times, so Miao Zhichen let him go.

Miao Zhichen smiled and said, "Erlang, I like you, really."

Yang Jian didn't even look at Miao Zhichen.

Miao Zhichen said, "I've confessed my love to you many times, you should respond to me anyway."

Yang Jian responded, "Yes."

Miao Zhichen said, "Are you agreeing or not?"

Yang Jian asked, "Promise to what?"

Miao Zhichen said: "Be my unmarried wife...cough, husband!"

Yang Jian: "..." How did their topic jump to this point?

When Miao Zhichen pestered Yang Jian to make fun of him, Nezha came running.

As soon as Nezha came, he jumped on Miao Zhichen, like a little monkey, he regarded Miao Zhichen as a tree, and held on tightly.

Miao Zhichen was bent over by the sudden weight, patted Nezha's butt with his backhand, and asked, "Nezha, what are you doing?"

Nezha said, "Daddy, don't give me to others."

"Who did I give you to?" Miao Zhichen said, "I told you I'm not your father, Li Jing is your father."

Nezha said, "Li Jing is not as handsome as you."

Miao Zhichen smiled, "Is the standard for you to recognize your father and mother based on your appearance?"

Nezha said, "Yeah!"

Miao Zhichen: "..." This child is born with an association with appearance!

Nezha, the youngest member of the Appearance Association, threw himself into Yang Jian's arms after playing with Miao Zhichen for a while, wanting Yang Jian to hug him.Yang Jian had never been with such a small child before, and he was afraid that he would crush this fragile little life to death, and Miao Zhichen would force Nezha into his arms and be unable to move.

Miao Zhichen said: "This brat is tough, he won't die."

Nezha asked, "What is a bear child?"

Xiao Tianquan said: "A child as mighty and majestic as a bear! Hehe, I am a bear child."

Nezha said: "Oh, oh, then I am the king of bear children, and I am the most powerful one."

Xiaotiangou said unconvinced: "I am much more powerful than you, I am the king of bears."

Nezha said, "You are not a child, you are a dog!"

Xiao Tiangou said angrily: "Hmph! You are the child of a stupid mortal like Miao Zhichen!" Dogs have dignity too, why do you keep emphasizing that it is a dog? You are unhappy!

The fight between Nezha and Xiaotiangou made Miao Zhichen laugh out loud. He touched the heads of one person and one dog, and said affectionately, "Good boy, you are all excellent brats."

The two brats held their faces proudly.

Nezha sneaked out of Mrs. Yin's room. He said Mrs. Yin was too sentimental and cried at every turn, which made him cry too, and his eyes were swollen from crying.How could such a lovely child have swollen eyes, it's too spoiled the beauty.

Miao Zhichen thinks that little Nezha is too much fun, and the little kid who was born not too long ago knows a lot.

Nezha grabbed a strand of Yang Jian's hair, and said softly, "Mother, Nezha will follow you from now on, okay?"

Yang Jian said, "No."

"Why?" Nezha blinked his big eyes, "I am mother's child, so I should follow mother's."

Yang Jian said, "I have no children."

Nezha said: "Mother is so good-looking and I am so cute, we must be mother and son."

Miao Zhichen thumped the table and laughed wildly.

Yang Jian:"……"

Both Li Jing and Mrs. Yin watched Nezha closely, and when Nezha disappeared, they sent Jin Zha and Mu Zha to look for him.

The two brothers love the younger brother Nezha very much, because Nezha looks different from them when they were young, so Nezha will definitely not have the same face as them when he grows up. Congratulations.

Jin Zha said, "Brother Miao, we are here to pick up Nezha."

Miao Zhichen said: "Hurry up and pick it up, my laughing nerves are almost dead."

Nezha said, "I don't want to go, I want to stay with my parents."

Mu Zha said: "Our parents are in the hall, brother will take you to meet them."

Nezha said, "No, they are my parents."

They were naturally referring to Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian.

Jin Zha said: "Brother Miao and Brother Yang are both men, how could they be father and mother? Brother, don't be naughty, let's go with brother."

Nezha said, "No!"

Nezha threw the Qiankun circle at Jinzha. The Qiankun circle is a magic weapon, which can rotate freely in the air and become bigger and smaller. Once it locks on the target, it will chase after it. The victim will either die or be injured.

Jin Zha didn't dare to be negligent, and leaned back to avoid the Qiankun circle, but the Qiankun circle turned around again, and went to hit Jin Zha's leg!Jin Zha drew out his sword and blocked the circle of heaven and earth. However, how can a mortal's sword compare with the magical weapon of the immortal family? When it hit the collision, Jin Zha's sword broke in two, and the half of the blade flew straight towards Mu Zha. go.

Mu Zha drew out his double swords and flew Duan Ren, and with a flying pounce, Jin Zha fell, avoiding the circle of heaven and earth.

Nezha withdrew the Qiankun circle, flicked the Huntian Ling, and the Huntian Ling drew a red arc, rushing towards Jin Zha Mu Zha like a spirit snake, and tied Jin Zha Mu Zha together!

Nezha put his hips on his hips, laughed loudly, and said, "You guys are so useless."

Jin Zha said: "Nezha, we are your elder brothers, you can't treat us like this."

Mu Zha said: "Brothers should love each other. What you do is not conducive to internal unity and stability."

Jin Zha said: "That's right, if brothers want to decide the outcome, they should rely on cockfights."

Nezha asked, "What is a cockfight?"

Jin Zha said: "You untie us and we will teach you."

Nezha said, "Okay, okay~"

Nezha untied Jin Zha and Mu Zha, and the two went to the courtyard to demonstrate how to play cockfights. Nezha followed to learn the movements of the two of them, but he was too small and too short. He was only as long as someone else's thigh. You can't play cockfight with your knees crossed.

Jin Zha and Mu Zha reenacted the scene of demonstrating cockfighting to Miao Zhichen. The two of them lost themselves in the fight and went to the sky.

Nezha looked up at the distant figure of the two of them, cried, babbled, agreed to play together, brother or something is too unbelievable!

Miao Zhichen leaned on Yang Jian and said, "Erlang, this family is too funny."

Yang Jian also smiled and said, "Yes."

"Hey, Nezha is the king of bear children, and he will get into trouble sooner or later." Miao Zhichen said, "I beat my father when I was still a meatball, and now I beat my brother again. He will itch if he doesn't beat anyone every day." .”

Yang Jian asked: "What the hell is a bear boy?"

Miao Zhichen said, "It's a child who is especially capable of causing trouble and annoying people."

Yang Jian said: "Nezha is not very annoying."

Miao Zhichen said: "That's because his appearance is too deceiving!"

Nezha looks soft and cute, like a small meaty bun, but the mustard sauce inside this bun can make people cry when you peel off the skin.

Yang Jian said, "Why are you so sure that Nezha will cause trouble?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Well... you'll understand later."

Yang Jian stared at Miao Zhichen for a while, and stopped talking.

He knew that Miao Zhichen was hiding something from him. This person had many secrets, and many of these secrets might be related to him. He wanted Miao Zhichen to be honest with him, but he thought again, Miao Zhichen didn't want to He said he must have his own reasons, he didn't want to force Miao Zhichen, not to mention that the two of them didn't seem to be familiar enough to be honest with each other.

Nezha had no one to play cockfights with him, so he went to play with Xiaotiangou, but Xiaotiangou walked on four legs, so he couldn't do cockfighting movements at all.Nezha stopped playing cockfighting, and played Xiaotiangou instead.

Nezha went to grab the tail of the Xiaotian dog, but the Xiaotian dog refused to let him catch it, but Nezha wanted to catch it anyway, so Nezha squatted down facing the Xiaotian dog's buttocks, like a small animal waiting for its prey, quietly The best time to catch the tail.Finally, the Xiaotian dog got tired of wagging its tail and paused for a while, so Nezha looked for the right moment and grabbed the Xiaotian dog by the tail.

Nezha shouted, "Oh, I got it!"

Xiaotiangou said: "Childish."

Nezha said, "I want to play with you!"

The roaring dog lay on the ground covering its ears in horror.

Nezha dragged the Xiaotian dog by its tail and threw it into the sky, circling wildly with himself as the center. The roaring dog screamed and was spun around at high speed by Nezha, and the whole dog was going to die.

Xiaotiangou shouted: "Master, help... Aww!" The wind was so strong that it flashed its tongue.

Yang Jian and Xiao Tianzhu have loved each other for many years, so he couldn't just sit and watch Xiao Tiangou being bullied. As soon as he stood up, Nezha shook his hand and threw Xiao Tiangou away.Although Yang Jian has restrained most of his immortal power now, he was shocked by Yang Jian's vigorous immortal power once when he was born last night, so he dare not confront Yang Jian.

Nezha ran towards Yang Jian with short legs, "da da da", and said, "Mother, I'm sorry, Nezha doesn't play with dogs anymore."

Yang Jian looked at Nezha with a complicated expression, and then looked into the distance.

The Xiaotian dog's hair was so disheveled that it seemed to have experienced a big explosion. It was lying on its stomach in the shape of a "big", with Li Jing under it!