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Li Jing had experienced what it means to have a sudden disaster. He came to Miao Zhichen's yard to look for his son, but before he saw his son's shadow, a large black object flew towards him and hit him in the face.

The black lump was so heavy that Li Jing was knocked down before he even had time to scream, the back of his head hit the stone, and he fainted.

Two days after Nezha was born, he fainted twice.

Miao Zhichen called his servant and carried Li Jing back to his residence. Mrs. Yin hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

Miao Zhichen said calmly, "This was an accident."

The servant put Li Jing on the bed and backed away. Mrs. Yin saw the two bruises around Li Jing's eyes and asked in surprise, "Someone beat my husband?"

Miao Zhichen explained: "No, it was Nezha who was playing with Xiaotiangou and accidentally... Well, it was really an accident."

Miao Zhichen kicked Nezha with his toes without any trace, and Nezha took a step forward, shaking his little hands, his big watery eyes were full of pity, and he pursed his mouth, wanting to cry or not, and said: "Mother, I'm sorry, it was Nezha who was playful and hurt Dad, Nezha didn't do it on purpose, mother forgive Nezha, okay?"

Mrs. Yin has been pregnant with Nezha for three years and six months. Although the pregnancy process is very painful and makes her worry, but the feelings of a child who has been pregnant for so long are incomparable to others. She hurriedly hugged Nezha and comforted her. : "Nezha is good, don't cry, mother doesn't blame you, and dad doesn't blame you either."

Nezha smiled through his tears and said, "That's great, Nezha likes mother the most."

Madam Yin laughed from ear to ear, forgetting her husband who was still unconscious.

Nezha quietly made a victory gesture to Miao Zhichen, and Miao Zhichen secretly blew a kiss to Nezha.

Li Jing woke up after being unconscious for half an hour. When he woke up, his head was still dizzy. Mrs. Yin rubbed his temples several times before he recovered.

Li Jing asked, "What's that black one?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Shouting Tiangou."

Li Jing said: "What? You said that I was hit by a dog..." He recalled the situation when the Xiaotian dog hit him, and something from the dog hung down next to his face, and his face became very exciting, " No, I was hit by a black unknown object."

Miao Zhichen: "..." There is a limit to self-deception, Mr. Zongbing.

Li Jing shook his head, determined to forget about being hit by a dog as soon as possible.

Li Jing called Nezha to come over and scolded, "Nezha, why did you run around without telling your parents?"

Nezha said: "I didn't run around, I went to find my father...well, Brother Miao and Brother Erlang." Miao Zhichen specially told Nezha not to call him and Yang Jian in front of Li Jing or Mrs. Yin. Father and mother, Nezha didn't want to, but when Yang Jian said that to him, he had to agree, who made his mother look good and powerful, no matter what the mother said, he had to agree with both hands !

Li Jing said: "No matter who you go to, you have to tell your parents first, do you know?"

Nezha said, "Oh."

Li Jing said to Miao Zhichen: "Mr. Miao, both of Nezha's elder brothers have worshiped their masters and are cultivating Taoism. I want to give Nezha a master as well. temper."

Miao Zhichen said, "Oh, when do you plan to make Nezha apprentice?"

Li Jing said: "The sooner the better, Madam once said that an old fairy came to her in a dream and mentioned something about my husband. If you dare to ask me, do you know who this old fairy is? Maybe it would be best for Nezha to worship under this old fairy. "

The old fairy that Li Jing mentioned was Taibai Jinxing, Miao Zhichen thought, if Taibai Jinxing is so unreliable as Nezha's master, then Nezha will not be as simple as making troubles in the sea in the future, and it is estimated that it will happen in a few minutes. Join the ranks of Havoc in Heaven.

Miao Zhichen said: "There is no rush to apprentice, everyone has their own fate, just wait a little longer."

Li Jing said: "In that case, then listen to the master."

After talking with Li Jing, Miao Zhichen didn't go back to his yard, but hid in a corner where no one was around, and filled a teacup with water to contact Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing wore a peaked cap and was very hip-hop, just like a young rapper, he made a "love" gesture with his index finger and little finger up, and said, "Yoyo Chuck, Zhichen, what's the matter with you? "

Miao Zhichen was so startled by Taibai Jinxing's painting style that he spilled the tea, took a long time to get another glass of water, and said before Taibai Jinxing wanted to make trouble again: "Talk to me!"

Taibai Jinxing said, "I'm just speaking well."

Miao Zhichen said, "I'll let Erlang beat you up."

Taibai Jinxing took off his hat and said, "Don't keep threatening me with Zhenjun, it will be useless after too many times."

Miao Zhichen said: "Then I will use this skill as much as possible before it is useless."

Taibaijinxing: "..."

Miao Zhichen said: "Li Jing asked me to introduce a master to Nezha, tsk, who is Nezha's master?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "It's Taiyi Daoist, he's going down the mountain soon."

Miao Zhichen said: "Okay, what will happen after Daoist Taiyi picks up Nezha? What should I do?" This is the key point.

Miao Zhichen's main purpose of contacting Taibai Jinxing is to determine what Taibai Jinxing's arrangement will be for Nezha after he goes to practice Taoism with Daoist Taiyi. A business trip is inevitable, but when will he leave "Nezha's Mind"?How long will you be away?He has to know in advance.He doesn't want to leave without saying goodbye like in "Lotus Lantern" and "Catching the Sun on the Mountain", which is too unfair to Yang Jian.

Taibai Jinxing said: "Nezha will practice Taoism with Daoist Taiyi for seven years, and he will not go down the mountain again until he is seven years old. During this period, I will arrange a few easy delivery tasks for you, and the timeline of this story will be accelerated. .I will come to pick you up after Daoist Taiyi picks up Nezha, ahem, please communicate with Zhenjun.”

Miao Zhichen said, "You haven't told me what the timeline principle of these fairy tales is?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "Ah, the real king is here!"

The water mirror technique failed, and the water in the cup turned back to ordinary tea. Miao Zhichen drank the water in one gulp, destroying the corpse.

Yang Jian stood behind Miao Zhichen and asked, "Who are you talking to?"

"There's no one." Miao Zhichen hid the quilt in his sleeves and said with a smile, "Erlang, why are you here? You just missed me after a stick of incense?"

Yang Jian said, "No."

Miao Zhichen said, "Oh, don't deny it, it's not something to be ashamed of."

Yang Jian was too lazy to talk to Miao Zhichen, strode away, Miao Zhichen hurriedly followed, hung on Yang Jian's back and let Yang Jian drag him away, Yang Jian dragged him all the way back to the room without changing his face.

Three days later.

When Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian came back from the outside, Nezha rode on the back of Xiao Tiangou towards them.

Nezha had a rare panic on his face, he grabbed Miao Zhichen's belt and took Miao Zhichen like a tree, and crawled into Miao Zhichen's arms.

Miao Zhichen picked up Nezha and asked, "What's the matter, baby?"

Nezha said, "Daddy, some bad guys want to arrest Nezha."

"Bad guy?" Miao Zhichen asked, "What kind of bad guy?"

Nezha said: "I don't know, there is a strange old man who wants to lock Nezha up!"

Nezha's so-called weird old man is really Taiyi.

Daoist Taiyi calculated the number of days, and calculated that he was destined to have an apprentice, and this apprentice was in Chentang Pass, so he went down the mountain to Chentang Pass to find someone.As soon as he entered Chentang Pass, he saw the shining light in the General Military Mansion. There must be an immortal in the mansion, so he went straight to the General Military Mansion.

Daoist Taiyi didn't restrain his immortal energy, he sat in the hall shrouded in clouds and mist, his whole person was hazy, which added a sense of mystery.

Li Jing loves to establish relationships with gods, and his greatest wish is that someone in his family can be among the immortals to protect his family. He immediately asked for the name of the real Taiyi, and the real Taiyi signed up. Real people take the seat.

Daoist Taiyi is one of the Twelve Golden Immortals, with a lofty status and powerful mana, which is comparable to ordinary gods.

The real Taiyi explained to Li Jing the purpose of his visit, saying that he was here to accept disciples, Li Jing knew that this was the opportunity for Nezha, and asked Mrs. Yin to bring Nezha to the real Taiyi for a look.

Nezha was taking a nap, and was very unhappy when he was interrupted midway. He puffed his cheeks and sulked, and no one responded. Li Jing called him three times, but he pretended not to hear him, and he didn't give Daoist Taiyi a good look.

Li Jing said embarrassingly: "Don't blame the real person, Nezha is too young and ignorant."

Master Taiyi said: "It's okay, from today onwards, I will accept Nezha as my disciple."

Li Jing was overjoyed and asked Nezha to visit his master.

Nezha asked, "What is Master?"

Li Jing said: "Master is the one who teaches you skills."

Nezha asked, "Then what is this old man capable of?"

Li Jing said: "Nezha, stop talking nonsense!"

Nezha said: "Huh, Nezha is not talking nonsense. If you want me to be a teacher, then I must first know what my master can teach me."

Li Jing said, "You..."

Nezha stuck out his tongue at Li Jing.

Li Jing was so angry that he was about to have a heart attack.

Daoist Taiyi didn't take it seriously, and let Nezha come forward, he touched Nezha's sky cannon, and said: "The two treasures on your body, the Huntian Ribbon and the Qiankun Circle, I can teach you how to use them correctly. When you become a teacher, I will teach you other magic weapons such as the Nine Dragons God Fire Shield, Fire Point Spear, etc., with these magic weapons in hand, you will go to heaven and earth without fear."

Nezha was moved when he heard this, and said, "That means I will become even stronger after I take you as my teacher."

Daoist Taiyi said, "Yes."

Nezha said, "Then can I be as powerful as my mother?"

The mother that Nezha mentioned was Yang Jian and not Mrs. Yin, but Master Taiyi didn't know it, he only thought that parents are the most powerful people in every child's heart, and replied: "Of course."

Nezha clapped his little hands and said, "That's great, then I'll take you as my teacher! Hehe, when I become good, I can play with mother every day, and I can also play cockfight with mother."

Master Taiyi said: "Cultivating the Tao is not something that can be accomplished in a day. If you follow me to practice the Tao, it will take at least seven years. During these seven years, you can't go down the mountain, and you can't meet outsiders. You must devote yourself to the Tao."

Nezha had no idea about seven years, so he asked, "How long is seven years?"

Taiyi real person said: "Two thousand five hundred and fifty five days."

Nezha counted with his fingers, but he got confused after counting twice. He was only born five days ago, which is already a long time for him. How long is more than 2000 days?

Nezha pursed his lips and quit. If he had to practice for seven years, then he would not be able to see Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian for seven years. By then, the two of them must have given birth to another child.Although he doesn't know much, he also knows that when parents have a new child, they will love the younger one more, and he will fall out of favor!It's tragic just thinking about it.

Nezha said, "Then I don't want to be a teacher."

Daoist Taiyi was dumbfounded. Although he had confiscated apprentices before, he had seen other gods accept apprentices. Those who were accepted as apprentices were not so excited to dance and thank God, but this Nezha actually died immediately after worshiping him. I regretted it.

Daoist Taiyi said: "Nezha, you can be a master if you have to endure hardships."

Nezha said, "No."

Daoist Taiyi said: "You have promised to be a teacher, you cannot go back on your word."

Nezha said: "What is regret? I just don't want to be a teacher. I want to follow my parents."

Li Jing wanted to reprimand Nezha for not knowing the seriousness, but after hearing Nezha's words "follow parents", his heart softened. After all, he is his own flesh and blood, and it is human nature to stick to himself.He was about to put on the airs of a good father to persuade Nezha, but Nezha ran away like a wind.

Li Jing: "..."

When Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian went out to play, they didn't take the Xiaotian dog with them. The Xiaotian dog was playing with rocks in the yard boredly, so Nezha took the Xiaotian dog as a mount and went to find his father and mother.

Xiaotiangou wanted to throw Nezha away, but Nezha was holding on to the tail of Xiaotiangou. If it threw Nezha away, it would also fly away with him, so he had to carry it reluctantly. Nezha ran away, but fortunately, he met Miao and Yang before he ran out of the General Military Mansion.

Nezha wrapped his arms around Miao Zhichen's neck and said, "Daddy, the bad guys said they would take Nezha away for seven years. It's so scary."

Miao Zhichen raised a black line on his forehead and said, "The villain you are talking about is Daoist Taiyi, right? The person who came to take you as his apprentice is not a villain, okay?"

"But he wants Nezha to stay on the mountain for seven years and not go down, so Nezha will never see his father and mother." Nezha counted to Miao Zhichen seriously, "It's strange that the old man said that seven years is 550 Five days, then there are one five days, two five days, three five days... Hey, what is behind the three? Well, there are many, many five days."

Miao Zhichen scratched Nezha's nose and said, "Seven years have passed in a flash, how will you learn skills if you don't learn from a teacher?"

Nezha said, "Mother can teach me how to do it."

Yang Jian said, "I don't accept disciples."

Nezha said: "I am not mother's apprentice, I am mother's son."

Yang Jian said: "...you are not my son either."

Nezha pouted, mother doesn't love him, but he still likes mother very much, because mother is so good-looking!

Nezha buried himself in Miao Zhichen's arms and said, "No, Nezha just doesn't want to be separated from his parents."

Nezha's childish words made Miao Zhichen a little moved when he couldn't laugh or cry. This little guy was relying on him and Yang Jian wholeheartedly.

Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian looked at each other and asked, "What should I do?"

Yang Jian said: "Reverend Taiyi and my master Yuding Reverend are both twelve golden immortals, so they have some friendship, let's go and meet them first."

Miao Zhichen said, "Okay."

Miao Zhichen hugged Nezha, led Yang Jian, followed by Xiao Tiangou, and went to meet the real Taiyi in a mighty way, really like a family.