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It is well known in Tiangong that Marshal Tianpeng is pursuing Chang'e, and it is also tacitly known that Chang'e likes Yang Jian.Therefore, as soon as Yang Jian arrived at Tiangong, Chang'e came to find Yang Jian, and Tianpeng came to find Chang'e.

Canopy is romantic by nature and often misses the flowers, but after becoming infatuated with Chang'e, she seldom provokes other fairies. Whenever she has free time, she runs to the Moon Palace, expresses her heart to Chang'e, and speaks sweet words, which annoys Chang'e to death. As a result, Chang'e ran away as soon as she saw the canopy, and the canopy persistently chased after it.

After Miao Zhichen walked away, Chang'e saw the canopy approaching, and she decisively used Miao Zhichen as a shield.However, this trick didn't work. Tianpeng didn't turn around and leave as Chang'e expected, but angrily demanded a duel with Miao Zhichen.

Miao Zhichen: "..." He is innocent.

Miao Zhichen is too lazy to care about the love and hatred between Chang'e and Tianpeng, all he cares about is Yang Jian's feelings.

Yang Jian is usually expressionless, but after he witnessed the ambiguous scene between Miao Zhichen and Chang'e, Miao Zhichen keenly caught the gloomyness that flashed in Yang Jian's eyes.

Miao Zhichen also didn't care that Chang'e was a woman, and struggled to push Chang'e out to get rid of this situation, but the position of his shot was not very good, he pushed it to Chang'e's chest, and then subconsciously grabbed two, Grabbed Chang'e's chest.

Everyone present: "..."

Chang'e screamed, snatched back her chest, and ran away on the cloud.

Marshal Tianpeng made a "wait" gesture to Miao Zhichen, and went after Chang'e.

Miao Zhichen was caught in the huge shock of "I ripped off Chang'e's chest" and couldn't recover for a long time. He stared at his hand in confusion, "Oh my God, I just tore off a woman's chest!" , Did I practice some evil kung fu?"

Yang Jian said, "No."

Miao Zhichen said, "What is that? Could it be that Chang'e's breasts are fake?"

Yang Jian said, "Yes."

Miao Zhichen's world view was subverted in an instant. Are fake breasts popular in Tiangong?The quality of Chang'e's breasts is too poor, so ask the doctor in charge to refund the money.

Yang Jian doesn't know much about Tiangong's gossip, but Taibai Jinxing is the gossip king of Tiangong. No matter who's gossip, he can find it from Taibai Jinxing.

Taibai Jinxing explained the origin of Chang'e's fake breasts to Miao Zhichen.

Chang'e was originally a man, but he loved dressing up as a woman. He met Hou Yi before he became a fairy, fell in love with Hou Yi at first sight, and tried his best to marry Hou Yi as a woman, but Hou Yi didn't like him very much because he had no breasts. .In order to win Hou Yi's favor, Chang'e stuffed things on her chest every day, pretending that she was a beautiful woman with big breasts. Since he had big breasts, Hou Yi really treated him a lot better, and wanted to get along with him all day long.No matter how much she looks like a woman, Chang'e's body is a man after all, so he shirks Hou Yi's courtship in various ways, and as time goes by, Hou Yi neglects Chang'e.

Chang'e was not reconciled after being left out, and went to tease Houyi every day. After all, Houyi couldn't stand Chang'e's seduction, changed his mind, and fell in love with Chang'e every day. Except that the two had no night projects, they could be regarded as a harmonious couple .But both of them are middle-aged men with needs, holding back for a day is holding back, don't hold back for a month, holding back for a year will make them saints.

So on a dark and windy night of one month, after drinking, Hou Yi ignored Chang'e's obstruction and slept with Chang'e.At that time, Hou Yi was in a state of frenzy, and he didn't even bother to check whether he was sleeping with a man or a woman. He only knew that his desire | fire had been vented, and he felt relaxed and comfortable.Chang'e's state is completely different. Houyi is too rude, which makes him in great pain, but he has no courage to confess to Houyi that he is a man—even though he thinks that Houyi will be strong-bodied and simple-minded even if they are both asleep. It's time to know his man's identity - but being discovered by Hou Yi is different from saying it on his own initiative.

Chang'e's buttocks were in pain, so she wanted to find some medicine that could relieve the pain. He happened to find a bottle of medicine that he didn't know what to do. After taking the medicine, he became immortal.

Miao Zhichen asked blackly: "Before you told me the story of Chang'e flying to the moon, it was caused by Chang'e taking the wrong medicine after falling asleep?"

Taibai Jinxing said, "That's right."

"That's not what it says in the myth." Miao Zhichen said, "It's all messed up, and this reason for flying to the moon is too casual!"

Taibai Jinxing said: "Most of the myths circulated in the world are originally imagined by ordinary people."

Miao Zhichen said, "Well, what happened to Chang'e's breasts?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "Don't worry, just listen to me."

Chang'e became immortal because of taking medicine indiscriminately, so the Jade Emperor sent Chang'e to the Moon Palace to study medicine as a warning, telling him not to take medicine indiscriminately.Chang'e, who was just promoted to immortality, has low mana and cannot freely go in and out of the mortal world, even if she wants to return to Houyi's side, she sheds tears every day.However, time is the best healing medicine. Day after day, when Hou Yi died, he entered reincarnation, and when Hou Yi reincarnated, he entered reincarnation again. Hundreds of years of cold and heat slipped through his fingers. Chang'e's longing for Hou Yi It faded away, after all, the Houyi he loved had already turned into dust.However, even though Chang'e's love for Houyi had passed, he kept Houyi's hobby, which was big breasts.

Chang'e is not in vain in the Moon Palace. She is familiar with all kinds of strange medicinal materials, so he made a kind of medicine and added some other materials to create a perfect artificial breast. It will automatically fit, making Chang'e's breasts seem to grow from the sky, without any flaws.But this chest also has a disadvantage, that is, it must be replaced after a long time of use, otherwise it is easy to be torn off.

Miao Zhichen was dumbfounded by this logic-dead story, and gained a lot of insight, "In summary, what I pinched was not Chang'e's breasts, nor did I actually tear off Chang'e's breasts."

Taibai Jinxing said, "That's right."

Miao Zhichen hurriedly ran to express his loyalty to Yang Jian, "Erlang, believe me, I have nothing with Chang'e, you see, he is a man, and his breasts are all fake, I didn't even touch his breasts!"

Yang Jian said with a slightly strange expression, "I'm also a man."

"You are different." Miao Zhichen took Yang Jian by the hand, touched Yang Jian's thumb with his own thumb, "Whether you are a man or a woman, the person I like is you."

Monkey King chimed in and said, "Shen Erlang, my second brother is infatuated with you, don't let me down."

Yang Jian:"……"

Yang Jian had to admit that the scene of Chang'e throwing Miao Zhichen down made him feel a little uncomfortable. He knew very well that these two people didn't know each other at all, and there must be a reason for such a look, but for a moment his emotions overcame Being rational made him almost want to beat the two of them with a three-pointed two-edged knife.Fortunately, his self-control stopped him, otherwise a Tiangong tragedy would have been inevitable.

Yang Jian broke away from Miao Zhichen's holding his hand and said, "It has nothing to do with me."

Miao Zhichen said: "How can it be irrelevant? I like you, and my business is your business."

Yang Jian said: "Your business is your business, and mine is mine."

Miao Zhichen said, "We are a family, why should we divide so lightly?"

Yang Jian said, "There is no such thing."

Miao Zhichen said, "Why not? Then your breasts..."

Yang Jian said, "Shut up!"

Miao Zhichen stopped talking with a grin.

Miao Zhichen's trousers were stained with the saliva of Xiaotiangou. After comforting Yang Jian, he had an attack of cleanliness and hurried back to change his trousers. , A beam of light shot at him quickly, Sun Wukong saw it, and scattered the beam with a golden cudgel.

Sun Wukong picked up the golden cudgel and said loudly: "If you dare to attack my second brother, you are making me your enemy!"

Tianpeng pointed at Miao Zhichen with a rake, and said, "I want to fight you!"

Tianpeng was going to chase Chang'e, but after he caught up with him, Chang'e refused to face him because one of his chests was broken, and Chang'e was so gloomy that he almost turned into a mushroom.He squatted on the ground and cried loudly, rubbing his dropped breasts back and forth while crying. His pair of breasts have not yet expired, and new breasts are still being made, which means that he has no breasts for a period of time available, which made Chang'e extremely sad.

Tianpeng said: "Chang'e, don't cry, I won't dislike you even if you have no breasts."

Chang'e said, "But I despise you!"

Tianpeng said: "It doesn't matter if you dislike me, one day you will fall in love with me, let me accompany you through the days without breasts."

Chang'e hit the canopy with her broken chest, and said in a straight voice, "Get lost!"

Canopy has pursued Chang'e for many years, but has never touched Chang'e's breasts. He caught the breasts that Chang'e threw at him, and couldn't help playing with them twice. The feel was no different from real breasts. He squeezed his breasts back and forth, and by the time he finished, Chang'e had long since disappeared.

The canopy flew to the Moon Palace, and the gate of the Moon Palace was closed tightly. A large group of jade rabbits guarded the outside of the Moon Palace, and no outsiders were allowed to enter.The canopy wanted to force its way in, but the jade rabbits wanted to bite people when they became fierce. Hundreds of jade rabbits flooded the canopy like fleas, biting the canopy so much that they had to leave angrily.

Tianpeng understands how much Chang'e attaches importance to her breasts. Miao Zhichen ripped off Chang'e's breasts in full view, which must have hurt Chang'e's self-esteem. A person who is as proud as Chang'e, how could he bear such humiliation? Will hide in the moon palace for decades without seeing anyone!In order to protect Chang'e, in order to save Chang'e's face, Tianpeng turned back with a carbine and demanded a duel with Miao Zhichen.

Miao Zhichen shrugged and said, "Marshal Tianpeng, I'm a mortal, isn't it too much for you, a god, to fight a duel with me, a mortal?"

Tianpeng said: "I don't care whether you are a mortal or a dead person, if you make Chang'e sad, I will make you hurt yourself!"

Sun Wukong laughed wildly and said: "It turns out that this is how the gods bully people. Zhichen is my second brother, and I will fight for him as the eldest brother!"

Taibai Jinxing, the peacemaker, persuaded: "Marshal Tianpeng, Your Majesty, using force in Tiangong is against the rules of heaven, you two calm down."

"Tiantiao?" Sun Wukong said contemptuously, "My old grandson doesn't even pay attention to the Jade Emperor, how can he be afraid of this Tiantiao?"

"Pohou, how brave you are, how dare you insult the Jade Emperor!" Tianpeng made an attacking gesture, "You stand up for that mortal, and I'll make you a steamed monkey brain!"

"What a big tone!" Sun Wukong's golden cudgel became several times bigger, and one end of the stick hit the canopy like a rocket, "Today, my grandson will let this Tiangong have one more death god!"

Monkey King jumped off the somersault cloud and fought with the canopy.

Since Sun Wukong was born, he has been undefeated for more than 300 years, and Tianpeng is also the winner of Tiangong. The two were inseparable for a while.

Miao Zhichen asked Yang Jian: "How does the canopy compare to you?"

Yang Jian said: "After another stick of incense, Monkey King will win."

Miao Zhichen said, "Brother is too loyal."

Yang Jian said, "Yes."

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang, are you not angry?"

Yang Jian said, "I've never been angry."

Miao Zhichen took advantage of other people's attention on Sun Wukong and Tianpeng, and secretly kissed Yang Jian sideways.

Yang Jian glared at Miao Zhichen vaguely, and Miao Zhichen just giggled.

The battle between Sun Wukong and the canopy attracted many gods, and everyone formed a big circle, some stepped on the clouds, some stood on the top of the building, all watching with relish.

Tianpeng’s popularity in Tiangong is good, and many gods are cheering for Tianpeng. Miao Zhichen, not to be outdone, waved his arms and shouted to cheer up Sun Wukong. However, his cheering was overwhelmed by other gods. passed.

As Yang Jian expected, after a stick of incense, Sun Wukong knocked down the rake of the canopy with a stick. The canopy without weapons was no match for Sun Wukong. He was quickly defeated, and there were boos from all around.

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said, "It's boring and boring. Compared with Erlang God, your strength is too weak. You can't even fight against my old grandson."

Tianpeng lost face and trembled with anger, but his skills were inferior to others and he had no choice. He said: "Pohou, don't be complacent. You have robbed the Dragon King's Dinghaishenzhen needle and tampered with the book of life and death. All of them are serious crimes. The Jade Emperor will not." Let go of you!"

"Tch, I came to Tiangong this time because the Jade Emperor invited me here." Sun Wukong spun the golden cudgel 360 degrees, "He wants to give me an official title."

Canopy said, "Daydreaming."

Sun Wukong said: "Then you can ask old man Taibai if old Jade Emperor wants to make me an official."

Taibai Jinxing murmured: "My lord, I'm not an old man, I'm the wife now."

Sun Wukong said: "Boy Taibai."

Taibai Jinxing: "..." This title is not very nice.

Tianpeng felt that all kinds of anger were not going his way that day. The person he liked was bullied, and he was also bullied.

Tianpeng suddenly turned to Yang Jian and said, "Zhenjun, we are friends after all, won't you help me?"

Yang Jian said coldly, "It's none of my business."

Tianpeng said: "You help me, and I will take you to drink flower wine."

Yang Jian said, "I won't drink."

Miao Zhichen said: "Marshal Tianpeng, Zhenjun Erlang doesn't need to drink flower wine."

Canopy said: "You know what a fart."

Miao Zhichen said, "You only know shit."

The two sides couldn't stop arguing, and Sun Wukong, who had always been impatient, was about to hit the canopy with his stick again.

At this time, a celestial general glowing with golden light brought the Jade Emperor's oral order, declaring Sun Wukong to go to the Lingxiao Palace.