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The quarrel between Sun Wukong and Marshal Tianpeng was stabbed in front of the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor, who didn't want to go to court, had to go to court in advance.If you don't give Sun Wukong a position to let him stay quietly, there will be no peace in this Tiangong.

Only gods of high rank can enter the Palace of High Heaven. Although Miao Zhichen really wanted to see and see, he was a mortal and didn't even have the qualifications to step up the steps of the Palace of High Heaven.

Sun Wukong said: "Second brother, if you want to go, go, I will cover you."

Miao Zhichen said, "No need, I'm just waiting for the good news from Big Brother."

Sun Wukong said: "Then I will go!"

Not only Sun Wukong went to Lingxiao Temple, Taibai Jinxing, Marshal Tianpeng and many other gods also went.Yang Jian was also on the list summoned by the Jade Emperor, but he never dealt with the Jade Emperor, he listened to the instructions and did not listen to the announcement, ignored the Jade Emperor's orders, and the heavenly general did not dare to offend Yang Jian, so he left when he saw that he would not move.

All of a sudden, the people around walked away cleanly, in stark contrast to the excitement just now.

Miao Zhichen stretched his waist and said, "Finally, there are only two of us left."

Xiaotiangou said, "There's still me."

Miao Zhichen added: "With a dog."

Yang Jian said, "Don't you want to change your pants?"

"That's right!" Miao Zhichen hugged Yang Jian and said, "Erlang quickly take me flying!"

Yang Jian:"……"

Yang Jian took Miao Zhichen back to the White House, Miao Zhichen took off his pants in front of Yang Jian, Yang Jian blushed and turned his back.

Miao Zhichen said, "Tsk, what's there to be shy about, we're going to get married sooner or later, you should inspect the goods first."

Yang Jian asked: "What kind of goods are inspected?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Turn around and face me, and I'll tell you."

Yang Jian said, "Forget it."

But Miao Zhichen didn't let Yang Jian forget it. If the mountain is not the only one, I will go to the mountain. He walked around in front of Yang Jian in a pair of shorts, stretched his stride, and said, "Check here."

Yang Jian almost slapped Fei Miao Zhichen.

Although Miao Zhichen really wanted to continue teasing Yang Jian, he knew that too much was too much, so he changed into his pants after a few words of teasing.Then the two had nothing to do, and Miao Zhichen asked Yang Jian to take him to the Tiangong.

Yang Jian said, "There's nothing to visit."

Miao Zhichen said: "Do you understand my curiosity about the daily life of gods as a mortal? Didn't you say that the sky has 33 levels? What level should we be on?"

Yang Jian said, "The Ninth Heaven."

Miao Zhichen asked: "Then are other days the same as this day?"

Yang Jian said, "There is not much difference."

Miao Zhichen asked: "Then what about the 33 layers of extraterrestrial? What is extraterrestrial? Is it the vast universe?"

Yang Jian was stopped by this question, he shook his head and said he didn't know.

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor sits high on the throne, the Monkey King stands in the center of the hall, and the gods stand on both sides. The one on the left is Taishang Laojun, and the one on the right is Taibai Jinxing.

The Jade Emperor looked at Monkey King and said, "Are you the Monkey King?"

Sun Wukong said: "It is my grandson."

The Jade Emperor said: "I recruited you to give you an official title."

Sun Wukong said: "Boy Taibai has already told me about this matter."

Taibai Jinxing whispered: "I am an old man now, not a boy."

Sun Wukong made a face at Taibai Jinxing, and didn't bother to pay attention to this changing guy.

The Jade Emperor asked someone to bring a roster, which recorded the official positions corresponding to the gods. He had to check the vacant official positions first and ask Monkey King to fill them in.

The canopy in the immortal team was very upset, just about to go out to tell the Jade Emperor about Sun Wukong's evil deeds, he heard the Jade Emperor say to Sun Wukong: "I will make you a Bi Mawen." Canopy took back the foot he stepped out. , put on a gloating smile.

Sun Wukong knew nothing about the official position in Tiangong, so he asked, "What kind of official is this?"

The Jade Emperor said: "Bi Mawen is the war horse that manages the Quantian Palace."

Monkey King said: "Why do I care about those beasts?"

The Jade Emperor said: "War horses are a very important part of the heavenly palace's military power. If you become a Bi Mawen, you will always be in charge of a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals."

When Sun Wukong heard this, he suddenly felt that the official position was majestic and domineering, and he accepted it cheerfully. Many gods suppressed their laughter and watched Sun Wukong's jokes. Only Taibai Jinxing sighed and looked at the Jade Emperor, but the Jade Emperor pretended not to see it, Taibai Venus has nothing to do.

After Sun Wukong became an official, he had a new residence. A heavenly soldier took Sun Wukong to the racecourse, and the house assigned to him was right next to the racecourse. It was a small empty room, accompanied by the smell of horse dung in the racecourse. People almost fainted.

Sun Wukong pinched his nose and said angrily: "What kind of broken place did you give me? How can people live in such a smelly place?"

Tian Bing said: "In order to take care of the horses conveniently, Bi Mawen lived here all the time."

"Hey! I can't live in this crappy place." Sun Wukong said to the soldiers, "Go and tell the Jade Emperor to change me to a better house. My second brother and sister-in-law want to stay with me. I will live with my son, and my monkey and grandson will also come in the future, and I want a big, big house."

Tian Bing said, "It can't be done."

Sun Wukong kicked the soldier over and said, "Since you can't do it, I'll go find Taibaijinxing myself."

Monkey King turned somersault to Taibai White House, Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian were waiting for him at the door.

Sun Wukong said: "Second brother, I am now an official."

Miao Zhichen and me: "What official?"

Sun Wukong said: "Bi Mawen is a very dignified official, who can control hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers and generals!"

Miao Zhichen: "..."

Miao Zhichen has read "Journey to the West", so he knows the story of Monkey King's havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

Bi Mawen is the most insignificant and humble official in Tiangong. In short, he serves the horses. Not to mention commanding the heavenly soldiers and generals, even a small soldier has the right to command Bi Mawen.The Jade Emperor bullied Sun Wukong because he didn't understand the affairs of the Heavenly Palace, and deliberately sealed a bimawen to Sun Wukong, making him a laughing stock among the gods.

Miao Zhichen was conflicted, not sure whether to tell Monkey King the truth.If you don't tell Monkey King, wouldn't you be helping the gods to deceive your sworn brother?If you tell Monkey King, the Havoc in Heaven will be staged earlier, and Monkey King will be crushed under Wuzhi Mountain earlier.

Sun Wukong waved his furry hand in front of Miao Zhichen's eyes, "Second Brother, aren't you happy for me when Eldest Brother becomes an official? Don't worry, even if Eldest Brother becomes an official, no matter how big an official is, the treatment for you will not change."

Miao Zhichen said, "Brother, I..."

When Miao Zhichen hesitated, Yang Jian pointed it out first, "Bi Mawen is not a high-ranking official."

"Why not?" Sun Wukong was displeased, "The Jade Emperor said that I am in charge of one hundred thousand war horses, and I will also be in charge of the one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals."

Yang Jian knew the Jade Emperor too well, and said coldly: "He lied to you. You are a stone monkey bred by heaven and earth. You were born with a thousand years of Taoism. Later, you worshiped the Bodhi ancestor and learned boundless mana. However, you have a stubborn personality. , Disobedient discipline, trespassing into the Dragon Palace, trespassing into the underworld, already made the Jade Emperor feel that you are a threat, but he dared not touch you, so he pretended to give you an official position, just wanting to put you under his nose and supervise him."

Sun Wukong said: "You mean that the Jade Emperor is fooling me?"

Yang Jian said, "Yes."

Compared with the Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong certainly believed in Erlang God more. He was so angry that he rushed back to the Lingxiao Palace to question the Jade Emperor with a golden cudgel in his hand.Taibai Jinxing rushed out halfway, stopped Monkey King, and tried his best to persuade him to calm down.

Sun Wukong said angrily: "How do you want me to calm down? I didn't come to this Tiangong to let the old Jade Emperor play around."

Taibai Jinxing said: "The Jade Emperor has his own considerations."

"Bah!" Sun Wukong spat, "The Jade Emperor looks down on me, and I don't care about this shit, Bi Mawen!"

Sun Wukong stepped on the somersault cloud, stopped talking nonsense with Taibai Jinxing, and went straight to the Nantian Gate.

When the gatekeeper of Nantianmen saw Sun Wukong, he sneered and said, "Hey, isn't this the newly promoted Bi Mawen? Why don't you stay at your horse farm and come to Nantianmen? Don't you want to buy a brush to brush the horse's fur?"

Monkey King shouted: "Mice, dare to talk to your grandpa like this?"

Sun Wukong didn't give the goalkeeper a chance to answer, he hit the goalkeeper with a stick, hitting the goalkeeper with his head in his arms.The goalkeeper pulled out his long spear and wanted to fight with Monkey King, but the difference in strength was too great. The goalkeeper was beaten to death before he even made two moves under Monkey King's hands.

The goalkeeper was sweating profusely, and said, "Do you know how big a crime it is to attack the goalkeeper of the Nantian Gate?"

Sun Wukong sneered and said, "No one in the world can convict my grandson!"

Sun Wukong was puzzled and gave the goalkeeper another stick, which made the goalkeeper pass out and went straight to the lower world.

Once Sun Wukong left, Miao Zhichen couldn't stay in Tiangong anymore. He was Sun Wukong's sworn brother after all. At this time, he must unconditionally support Sun Wukong to stand on the same side with him.

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang, why don't you send me to Huaguo Mountain?"

Yang Jian said, "Okay."

Taibai Jinxing grabbed Yang Jian and said, "Zhenjun, you can't leave, the Jade Emperor wants to see you."

Yang Jian said, "No see."

Taibai Jinxing said: "It's been so many years since Yaoji happened. The Jade Emperor is your uncle, and he is always related by blood. You can't live with the Jade Emperor forever."

Yang Jian said: "Oh, if I knew today, why bother?"

Yang Jian hugged Miao Zhichen, waved to Xiaotiangou, and went to chase Monkey King.

When Sun Wukong came back, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain were all overjoyed. They spontaneously went to hunt and pick fruits, and they wanted to use delicious and delicious food to clean up their king.

After returning to his monkey nest, Monkey King immediately relaxed. He sat down on the throne, took a bite of a peach, and said, "Huaguo Mountain is still more comfortable."

Miao Zhichen said: "That's right, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as my dog's nest."

Sun Wukong said: "In Huaguo Mountain, I am the king, and everyone has to obey my orders. Hey, the old Jade Emperor wants to use Bi Mawen to tie me down. He has a brain problem."

Miao Zhichen said: "It's not been a day or two since he's been out of his mind. Erlang's family..." He glanced at Yang Jian and swallowed the rest of the words. fraud."

"You're right!" Sun Wukong said, "If the Jade Emperor doesn't give me a high official title, I will give it to myself."

Miao Zhichen asked with a smile: "What kind of official do you want to be named?"

Sun Wukong thought for a while and said, "Monkey King!"

Great Sage Equaling Heaven, whose lifespan is equal to that of Heaven, and his status is equal to that of Heaven, this is a title that is so arrogant that it is frightening!But Sun Wukong, he can afford it!

Sun Wukong summoned Manshan Monkeys and said loudly: "From today onwards, you will no longer call me Great King, you will call me Equal to Heaven Great Sage."

The monkeys knelt down piously and shouted in unison: "Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Great Blessings Equal to Heaven!"

Sun Wukong looked up to the sky with a long smile, pointed to the sky, and said: "Old Jade Emperor, now I am equal to the heaven and the earth, and you are nothing!" His red cloak fluttered in the wind, reflecting the dazzling sunlight, making him a Luminous body, people can't take their eyes off.

Miao Zhichen said, "Brother is so handsome."

Yang Jian made a dispensable "hmm".

Miao Zhichen immediately changed his words, "In my heart, my daughter-in-law is the most handsome and unmatched."

Yang Jian said, "Hehe."

After Sun Wukong became the Monkey King, monsters from all over the world came to see him one after another, sending congratulatory gifts and praises, as if he was the king of all monsters.

Yang Jian wanted to go back to Jiangkou, but Sun Wukong kept Yang Jian with the reason of "you will not give me face if you leave now". Yang Jian conveniently built a wooden house on the mountainside of Huaguo Mountain and lived with Miao Zhichen. But he was driven to the yard outside the wooden house, exposed to the wind and the sun, and played with by monkeys, very pitiful.But the excitement of Huaguo Mountain is incomparable to the Immortal Mansion in Guanjiangkou. Here, Xiaotian Dog can play with monkeys, catch butterflies and rabbits, which is a lot of fun.

Miao Zhichen climbed to a tree, picked two apples, gave one to Yang Jian, and ate the other by himself.

Miao Zhichen said: "Huaguo Mountain is like a paradise, it would be nice if we could live there for a long time."

Yang Jian said, "It won't last long."

Miao Zhichen thought of what happened to Monkey King in the future, and said melancholy: "Yes."

Yang Jian asked Miao Zhichen, "Do you know anything?"

Miao Zhichen pretended to be stupid and asked, "What is what?"

Yang Jian stopped asking.

Sun Wukong was drunk with big monsters such as the Bull Demon King in the Water Curtain Cave for ten days and ten nights. Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian didn't join in the fun, and Sun Wukong didn't force him, so he only asked Sun Xiaohou to send the good wine to the wooden house.

Miao Zhichen unsealed the wine jar, and the strong and mellow smell of wine permeated the wooden house. The Xiaotian dog stood on its hind legs, with its front legs lying on Miao Zhichen's lap, and moved its nose to smell the wine.

Miao Zhichen rubbed the big dog's head of Xiaotiangou, and said, "Don't you want to talk to me because I tore off Chang'e's chest?"

Xiaotiangou said: "Hey, sister Chang'e is a hundred times more beautiful than you even if she doesn't have breasts."

Miao Zhichen said, "That's not Sister Chang'e, but Brother Chang'e."

Xiaotiangou said: "It doesn't matter, anyway, Chang'e is more beautiful than you, give me a taste of wine."

"How did you get it~" Miao Zhichen pressed Xiaotiangou's pointed ears against his head, "Lust and good wine, are you really raised by Erlang?"

The Xiaotian dog jumped up and put the big dog's head on Miao Zhichen's stomach, saying, "If you don't give me a drink, I will bite you!"

Miao Zhichen filled a small bowl with half a bowl of wine, and handed it to Xiaotiangou, so Xiaotiangou stopped making trouble with him.

Miao Zhichen took two more bowls and said to Yang Jian, "Erlang, do you want a big bowl or a small bowl? Let's have a big bowl."

Miao Zhichen poured wine for the two of them, and when he returned to the table, he saw Yang Jian lying on the table, drunk.