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Sun Wukong collected good wines from several fairy mansions, but when he returned excitedly, Yang Jian was gone, and Miao Zhichen was depressed.

Monkey King asked, "Where is Erlang God?"

Miao Zhichen said, "He returned to Jiangkou."

Sun Wukong asked: "Why did he return to Jiangkou?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Because I'm a mortal."

Sun Wukong failed to understand the causal relationship, and said: "If he returns to Guanjiangkou, you will no longer be a mortal? Yes, I will take you to Guanjiangkou."

Miao Zhichen waved his hand and said, "Forget it, let him be quiet."

Sun Wukong opened a jar of wine, took a big sip, and said, "Hey, I don't understand your love affairs."

Miao Zhichen said yes: "Hey, there is nothing to understand."

Miao Zhichen and Sun Wukong quickly wiped out the jar of wine, and both of them couldn't help sighing that the wine in Tiangong is good, and the smell of the wine makes people feel ecstatic.

Sun Wukong said: "These gods will enjoy it, second brother, do you think Taibaijinxing also has a private possession, why don't we go find it?"

"Taibai Jinxing... Ah, by the way, big brother, do you know where Taibai Jinxing is?" Miao Zhichen is an employee of Taibai Jinxing, and Taibai Jinxing once promised that he would become a fairy after delivering the courier, so, he It is most appropriate to ask Taibai Jinxing whether there is a fairy fate!

Sun Wukong said: "Let's go outside, I didn't see him in Taibai."

Miao Zhichen said, "I'll go find him."

"Go, go." Sun Wukong pulled out a monkey hair and gave it to Miao Zhichen, "I won't go with you, if anyone in the Heavenly Palace troubles you, just blow on the monkey hair, and I will do it myself." to save you."

Miao Zhichen was so touched, he put away the monkey fur with great care, and said, "Thank you, big brother."

The Tiangong is too big, and the scenery is similar everywhere, and it is all white at a glance.

Miao Zhichen walked for a long time and met some gods on the way. He asked the gods about the whereabouts of Taibai Jinxing, but the gods all ignored him arrogantly, as if he, a mortal, was not worth the gods' delay.

Miao Zhichen thought about pulling his ass in his heart, but he also understood that this is the attitude that gods should have.Immortals live long, have magical powers, and are high above them. Mortals want to worship them and kneel down to pray for blessings. As long as they are willing, they can easily let a mortal live a life without worrying about food and clothing, and they can also pinch a mortal to death with just a few fingers. in the palm of your hand.

Although Miao Zhichen went to the Heavenly Palace, he is only a mortal in the final analysis, which god would look up to him?

Miao Zhichen has a good memory of roads. After finding Taibai Jinxing to no avail, he returned the same way, but met an acquaintance on the way—Nezha.

Nezha hung on Miao Zhichen bouncingly, and said, "Zhichen, we will meet again so soon."

Nezha used to call Miao Zhichen his father in "Nezha Nao Hai", but now he called Miao Zhichen by his first name. Call me by my name, I am older than you."

"That's not true." Nezha raised his chin and said, "I just look young, but I'm actually quite old."

Miao Zhichen asked, "Then how old are you?"

Nezha counted on his fingers, and the counting became chaotic, and he said dejectedly, "I don't know."

Miao Zhichen said amusedly, "Who taught you mathematics?"

Nezha said, "Master taught me."

Miao Zhichen said: "It seems that your master can only be a physical education teacher."

A question mark popped up on Nezha's head.

Nezha made a special trip to find Miao Zhichen. He heard that Sun Wukong from Huaguo Mountain went to the Heavenly Palace to become a great sage equal to heaven. Luckily, luckily he was lucky.

Nezha sat on Miao Zhichen's arm, leaned on Miao Zhichen's shoulder and looked around, finally pursed his mouth in disappointment.

Miao Zhichen clamped Nezha's lips, making Nezha a duck mouth, "What are you doing with your mouth? Who made our little one unhappy?"

Nezha said: "Well, Zhenjun Erlang is not here, I want to ask Zhenjun for some advice."

Miao Zhichen said: "Zhenjun Erlang is not here, Great Sage Equaling Heaven is here."

Nezha said: "I don't like stinky monkeys, I just like Zhenjun, Zhenjun is amazing."

Miao Zhichen wanted to ask Yang Jian about Nezha, but he couldn't find the time. Now that Yang Jian returned to Guanjiangkou, he couldn't ask, so it would be better to ask Nezha as the next best thing.

Miao Zhichen said, "You admire Zhenjun Erlang a lot?"

Nezha said, "Yes, he is the person I admire most."

Miao Zhichen asked, "Why?"

Nezha said: "Well, because the true emperor is good-looking and powerful in immortality."

Miao Zhichen said, "You superficial child."

"It's not superficial." Nezha wrinkled his nose cutely, "Zhen Jun saved me during the Battle of Conferred Gods."

The intersection between Nezha and Yang Jian only happened during the Battle of the Conferred Gods. They belonged to Jiang Ziya's camp and were comrades who fought side by side.But because the battlefields of the two are far apart, they don't meet many times.

In the Battle of the Conferred Gods, Yang Jian shined brilliantly, his illustrious reputation spread throughout the three realms, people from the enemy camp would wither when they met Yang Jian, even those who would surrender without a fight.

Once Nezha was ordered by Jiang Ziya to help Yang Jian defeat the enemy, but he didn't want to fall into the enemy's trap instead. It was Yang Jian who tried his best to save him, so he didn't let him die again.From then on, besides admiring Yang Jian, he also developed a sense of intimacy, and always wanted to get close to Yang Jian. When Yang Jian stroked his head and praised him for a good job, he would jump up excitedly.

After the Battle of the Conferred Gods, Yang Jian settled down in Guanjiang Estuary, while Nezha was made a marshal, and often represented Tiangong in the north and south to fight against demons. The number of times he met Yang Jian became less and less, but his admiration for Yang Jian The love has not been reduced by half.

Nezha said: "Zhichen, let me tell you, I suspect that my feelings for Zhenjun are the love that ordinary people talk about."

Miao Zhichen's feet slipped, and he staggered and threw Nezha flying. Nezha spun 360 degrees in the air, and flew back to Miao Zhichen's arms like a meat ball to sit upright, and said, "Zhichen, are you okay?" ?”

"No, it's okay." It's no wonder it's okay!Miao Zhichen's mind exploded, ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped by, and thousands of words were turned into a single sentence, what kind of magical development is this? !

Nezha was unaware of Miao Zhichen's turmoil in the wind, and said to himself: "I once peeked at the scriptures of the mortal world, and the scripts say that when a person falls in love with another person, he will often think of him. I want to share all delicious and fun things with each other, and that’s how I feel about Zhenjun! I often think of Zhenjun when I am out in battle, and when I kill a big monster, I especially want to share my joyful mood with Zhenjun Zhichen, you are a mortal, do you think this is love?"

Miao Zhichen said: "No." A wanderer who goes out will often miss his mother. When a person has made progress, he will want to tell his mother to get his mother's affirmation.Nezha, you still think of Yang Jian as your mother subconsciously, you are a purely natural mother-child relationship, don't incest casually, okay!

"Why not?" Nezha puffed up his cheeks.

Miao Zhichen said with a slumped face, "If I say no, I am not. I am a mortal, and I know more than you."

Nezha's cheeks became even more bulging.

Miao Zhichen poked Nezha on the cheek, and Nezha let out a long fart with his mouth, and he said, "Don't think about it when you are young, Zhenjun Erlang is me. people."

Nezha asked naively, "What is your person?"

Miao Zhichen said: "Zhenjun Erlang is my wife."

Nezha understood.

Nezha was sad, his first love was strangled in the cradle, this world is too unfair.

Nezha's short legs kicked and kicked, and kicked Miao Zhichen several times. Miao Zhichen endured the pain, pinched Nezha's swollen face, and said, "Aren't you happy?"

Nezha tilted his head and said, "No."

Miao Zhichen said with a smile: "Little guy, you should be happy when I'm with Erlang." No child in any family would want their parents to divorce.

Nezha asked, "Why?"

Miao Zhichen said: "Because I am your father and Erlang is your mother, of course father and mother should be together."

Nezha said: "Talking nonsense! My father is Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota, hum! And Zhenjun Erlang is a man, how can he have children."

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang is an omnipotent man."

Nezha worshiped Yang Jian somewhat blindly. When Miao Zhichen said that Yang Jian was omnipotent, Nezha was shaken for a moment.

Miao Zhichen laughed silly immediately, how can a child be so easy to deceive!Only then did Nezha realize that he had been fooled, and angrily struggled to jump off Miao Zhichen's embrace, but Miao Zhichen hugged him even tighter and kissed him on the cheek.

Miao Zhichen said, "Hey, baby, you are so cute."

"Don't call me cute!" Nezha was very unconvinced, "I'm an adult."

Miao Zhichen said: "That's right, that's right, Nezha is an adult, come, come, come, baby, come and listen, Daddy, I haven't heard it for a long time."

"No." Nezha flatly refused, "You just want to take advantage of me, so don't call me."

"You called me Daddy, and I will ask your mother to kiss you." Miao Zhichen tricked the child with a mean smile, "Zhenjun Erlang's kiss is unique in heaven and earth."

Nezha imagined Yang Jian giving him a goodnight kiss before falling asleep, happiness became a flower, he gave in without principle, and called sweetly: "Daddy!"

Miao Zhichen cheerfully responded, "Hey, baby~"

Miao Zhichen coaxed Nezha to call him father, as if he was not the only one with those memories.

In fact, Miao Zhichen is not as indifferent as he appears on the surface. Every reunion with Yang Jian is a new acquaintance. They have known each other for so long and know each other well, but they always act as the most familiar strangers. people.

Miao Zhichen really wanted to chat with Yang Jian, talk about the things they experienced together, and the people they knew together, such as Liu Chenxiang, such as Huang Daxian, but he couldn't, because in Yang Jian's memory, he never existed.

Miao Zhichen is also tired, every time he comes to a new story, he has to try his best to get close to Yang Jian, pestering him with shamelessness, but Yang Jian has so many questions, but he can't answer them.Even in Yang Jian's mind, he is a liar with too many secrets.

Miao Zhichen couldn't bear it anymore, he asked Taibai Jinxing to give him a promise, whether he can ascend to the immortal, and whether he can tell everything to Yang Jian!

Miao Zhichen asked Nezha, "Do you know where Taibaijinxing is?"

Nezha said, "Well, he seems to have gone to Pantaoyuan."

Miao Zhichen said, "What did he go to Pantaoyuan for?"

Nezha said: "In a few days, there will be a peach feast in Tiangong, and Taibai Jinxing is the person in charge."

Miao Zhichen said: "Lead me the way, I have something to ask him."

"Okay." Nezha acted as a human navigator and verbally instructed Miao Zhichen to go to Pantaoyuan.

The people outside the Pantao Garden are not only Taibai Jinxing, but also Marshal Canopy and a group of beautiful fairies.

Marshal Tianpeng yelled loudly: "Taibai Jinxing, do you still want to cover up this monkey who did such a bad thing?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "The great sage doesn't know the importance of this flat peach. Those who don't know are innocent."

"Oh, those who don't know are innocent?" Canopy was so angry that smoke came out of his nostrils, and the image of the romantic scholar was ruined, "This flat peach only blooms and bears fruit every 6000 years, and the flat peach feast only happens once every 6000 years. It's all pre-determined, and each peach corresponds to a god. Look how many peaches are left in this peach garden? How do you divide up so many gods? This year's peach banquet coincides with the Queen Mother's birthday. The most grand event in history, even the Tathagata of the West was invited, this monkey who destroyed the peach feast is slapping the face of the Queen Mother and all the gods in our Heavenly Palace!"

The canopy made sense, but Taibai Jinxing couldn't refute it for a while, and his face was very embarrassed.

The cause of this incident was that the Seven Fairies came to the Pantao Garden to pick peaches, and they ran into Tianpeng on the way.All the fairies in the Canopy and Tiangong could talk, and after being rejected by Chang'e, he took the initiative to accompany the seven fairies to Pantaoyuan, and joked with the fairies to change his mood.Tianpeng and his party came outside the garden, and Taibai Jinxing also came. He was the person in charge of the peach banquet, and he was responsible for sorting the peaches picked by the fairies and dividing them into plates one by one.Unexpectedly, when they entered the flat peach garden, they found that there were not many flat peaches on the flat peach tree. All the big and good flat peaches were gone, and only a few small immature ones were scattered on the tree.

The seven fairies cried immediately, and the canopy is the most hated to see women cry, not to mention these seven beautiful women, all of them were crying like pear blossoms and rain, his heart almost melted.He saw the flat peach pit on the ground sharply, and suddenly realized that it must be Monkey King who stole the flat peach!

Therefore, Tianpeng blamed Monkey King, and Taibai Jinxing defended Monkey King.

The two gods fought in this flat peach garden.

Miao Zhichen said to Nezha, "It seems like we came at the wrong time."

Nezha said, "It seems so, so do you still want to find Taibai Jinxing?"

Miao Zhichen said, "I have to wait and see."

Nezha said, "Ah, the canopy is coming at us."

Miao Zhichen said: "Damn it, I forgot that Tianpeng has an old feud with me!"

Nezha said, "Don't be afraid, I will protect you!"

When Miao Zhichen was talking to Nezha, Marshal Tianpeng noticed them, and he immediately gave up Taibai Jinxing to arrest Miao Zhichen.Because of Chang'e, Tianpeng complained about Miao Zhichen, and when he proposed a duel to Miao Zhichen, it was Monkey King who fought for Miao Zhichen, which shows that Monkey King values ​​this mortal very much.Tianpeng's plan is to capture Miao Zhichen and force Monkey King to confess his guilt!