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Not long after Li Jing led the heavenly soldiers and generals to retreat, Taibai Jinxing came to Huaguo Mountain again.

Taibai Jinxing clasped his hands to Sun Wukong and said, "Great Sage, the Jade Emperor welcomes you."

Monkey King said: "No."

Taibai Jinxing said: "The Jade Emperor will appoint a high-ranking official to the Great Sage this time."

Sun Wukong said: "The old grandson will not believe in the Jade Emperor, he is just playing tricks on me."

Taibai Jinxing said: "The official that the Jade Emperor wants to grant to the Great Sage is the Great Sage Equaling Heaven!"

"Oh~" Monkey King twirled the golden cudgel and said, "It's interesting."

Monkey King did not agree to Taibai Jinxing for the time being, he asked Taibai Jinxing to go to Shuiliandong to drink with him, Taibai Jinxing couldn't shirk it, so he followed.

Inside the Water Curtain Cave, Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian were also there.

Miao Zhichen said, "You're making trouble again."

Taibai Jinxing said, "I'm here to deal with business."

Miao Zhichen quietly gave Taibai Jinxing the middle finger.

The four of them sat around the table, and Sun Xiaohou came to pour wine one by one.

Yang Jian stared at the wine in the glass, hesitating whether to drink it, Miao Zhichen thoughtfully helped him drink that glass of wine, and refilled a glass of water for him with water dragon balls.

Sun Wukong said: "Didn't the old Jade Emperor send Li Jing to arrest me? Why are you making me an official again?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "The great sage has great powers, even the third prince Nezha is not your opponent. The Jade Emperor does not want to lose such a talent as you, and hopes that the great sage can serve Tiangong."

"Haha." Sun Wukong laughed loudly, "My grandson is a stone monkey bred by heaven and earth, transcending the three realms, no one in heaven and earth can control me, and I don't have to work for anyone."

Taibai Jinxing said: "The Great Sage is right, but think about it, the world needs order. If there is no order, it will be a chaotic world. In a chaotic world, no paradise can survive alone. Neither can mountains. The Jade Emperor is the person in charge of order, and the Great Sage became an official in the Heavenly Palace, not to serve the Jade Emperor, but to maintain the order of the three realms."

Taibai Jinxing is a well-known lobbyist in Tiangong, coupled with his fairy-like old man appearance, he is quite credible.

Although Sun Wukong is an arrogant person, he has pity for the common people and sympathy for the weak in his heart, which is his innate quality.

Seeing that Sun Wukong was shaken, Taibai Jinxing made persistent efforts and said: "Great Sage, you proclaim yourself the Monkey King, but many gods don't actually recognize your title. When the Jade Emperor grants you the title, then you will be called the Monkey King." It spreads throughout the Three Realms, and everyone will agree."

Monkey King said: "You old man can talk."

Taibai Jinxing said: "The great sage is overwhelmed."

Sun Wukong said: "How about this, I have ten altars of good wine, if you drink all the wine, I will go to the Heavenly Palace with you."

Sun Wukong's ten altars of wine are all spirits, and each jar is as big as a water tank. After drinking so much wine, even a thousand cups of alcohol will make him drunk.

Taibai Jinxing turned into a gentleman in a second, and said cowardly: "Great Sage, I haven't reached the age of weak crown yet, so I can't drink."

Sun Wukong said: "If you can't drink it, then the old sun will stay here in Huaguo Mountain."

Taibai Jinxing couldn't do it, he gritted his teeth and fought hard.

Taibai Jinxing's drinking capacity is very good. After two jars of wine, he can still talk and laugh freely; after four jars of wine, he talks nonsense; after six jars of wine, he is unconscious; He played drunkenly.

Taibai Jinxing walked around the table, squeezed Yang Jian away, hugged Miao Zhichen's arm and said, "Zhichen, is your courier delivered?"

Miao Zhichen saw Sun Wukong and Yang Jian looking surprised, and wanted to slap Taibai Jinxing with a slap. He had lied to them about Nezha. Could it be possible to make up another lie because of Taibai Jinxing?

Taibai Jinxing said: "I invented a new thing called an orderer, and it is still being perfected. I will give it to you when it is finished."

Miao Zhichen supported his forehead, he didn't want to see the expressions of Monkey King and Yang Jian anymore.

Taibai Jinxing said: "With the orderer, you don't have to memorize the express delivery to those people. The orderer will send you all the express list and conditions, and it will be updated at any time. Buyer positioning device, it is very useful.”

Miao Zhichen couldn't bear it anymore, lifted a jar of wine, opened Taibai Jinxing's mouth, and poured it wildly, until Taibai Jinxing couldn't speak a word, and the spilled wine was poured into Taibai Jinxing's nostrils, making Taibai Jinxing very uncomfortable. A pair of round and big pupils were filled with tears, just like a young lady who was bullied miserably by the strange sorghum.

Miao Zhichen felt a little bit guilty, but as soon as he stopped drinking, Taibaijinxing would talk nonsense and drag Miao Zhichen to dance. Just stop.

After drinking ten altars of wine, Taibai Jinxing's rationality had already flown out of the nine heavens, and he still vaguely remembered Monkey King's words, saying: "The great sage keeps his word, hiccup, come with me to be an official." Then he said The people lying on the stone table were unconscious.

Sun Wukong was also fuming, raised his wine glass and clinked it to the air, and said: "My old grandson always keeps his word."

Two of the four fell down, Taibai Jinxing and Monkey King were both drunk, and only Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian looked at each other in dismay.

Miao Zhichen scratched his face in embarrassment, and said, "Erlang..."

Yang Jian said, "I won't ask you."

Miao Zhichen was stunned, and asked, "Why?"

Yang Jian said: "You don't want to tell the truth, and you won't tell the truth even if I ask, why bother to ask."

"I'm sorry." Miao Zhichen apologized, "It's not that I'm not telling you the truth, but I don't know if I can tell the truth."

Yang Jian said, "Yes."

Miao Zhichen said, "Erlang, one day I will confess everything to you."

Yang Jian said, "As you wish."

Miao Zhichen hugged Yang Jian and apologized again: "I'm sorry, I won't lie to you again."

Yang Jian fell silent.

Taibai Jinxing fell asleep for three days, and the first thing he did after waking up was to ask Monkey King to go to the Heavenly Palace with him.

Since Sun Wukong had promised Taibai Jinxing, he would not break his promise, so Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian also went together.

Knowing Sun Wukong's ability, the Jade Emperor didn't dare to neglect any more. As soon as Sun Wukong arrived at the Heavenly Palace, he was summoned to the Lingxiao Palace, where he sealed Monkey King Equaling Heaven in front of all the gods.

The gods congratulated one after another, smiling all over their faces. As for what they think in their hearts, it has nothing to do with Monkey King.Among the group of immortals, Tianpeng didn't even do superficial work, and spoke sarcasticly to Monkey King, and threatened that one day he would defeat Monkey King and walk away.The true temperament of the canopy made Sun Wukong look at him twice, but he still didn't take the canopy seriously.

The Great Sage Equaling Heaven is just a name, not a real job, so Sun Wukong has no specific duties, so the Jade Emperor sent him to Pantaoyuan.

Taibai Jinxing said: "The flat peaches in the Heavenly Palace bloom once every 3000 years and bear fruit once every 3000 years. They are very precious. There will be a peach banquet in a few days, and the invited gods will gather together to taste the flat peaches."

Monkey King asked: "What is the effect of eating this flat peach?"

Taibai Jinxing said: "Immortals eat it to improve their cultivation, and mortals eat it to ascend in the daytime."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, I'll take care of this peach garden."

The flat peaches in the flat peach orchard are all ripe, and they all exude bursts of fruity fragrance, which is refreshing.

Monkey King picked a flat peach, lay on the branch, wiped the peel, and took a bite.The flat peaches in this fairy world are really different from the fruits in Huaguo Mountain. They are fragrant and full of water. After one bite, the fragrance will remain on the lips and teeth.

Sun Wukong said to himself: "This is a good thing."

After Sun Wukong ate a few flat peaches by himself, he picked a large pile and put them in a storage bag. Once he returned to the White House, he went to Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian's room.

Miao Zhichen said, "Brother, are you done working in Pantaoyuan?"

Sun Wukong said: "What's the matter? Is Lao Sun a person who can sit still? I'm here to deliver good things to you two."

Monkey King took out all the flat peaches he had picked and put them on the table.

Sun Wukong said: "Second brother, it takes 6000 years to eat this flat peach. You can eat it soon, and you will live forever." Diligence, unfortunately, it is useless to eat after reaching a certain level of diligence, you eat two quickly, and have a competition with me after eating."

Yang Jian said: "There are always a number of flat peaches in the flat peach garden. When the flat peach feast arrives, if the number is wrong, the Jade Emperor will definitely blame you."

Sun Wukong crossed his legs and said with a contemptuous smile: "The Jade Emperor really thinks my grandson is a fool. He made me the Monkey King, but he didn't give me a single soldier and let me guard the peach garden. How different is Bi Mawen? He is just afraid that I will become bigger and threaten him, so he uses an empty name to curry favor with me."

Yang Jian said: "This statement makes sense."

Sun Wukong said: "It doesn't matter whether I am right or not, you two should eat flat peaches quickly."

Miao Zhichen had heard the name of flat peaches for a long time, but now that he saw them with his own eyes, he felt that the flat peaches were no different from ordinary peaches in appearance.He picked up a peach and turned it around to look at it. Sun Wukong looked impatiently and patted Miao Zhichen's hand, and the peach automatically jumped into Miao Zhichen's mouth. Miao Zhichen conditioned reflexively. One bite and swallowed the peach.

Miao Zhichen said: "Hey, big brother, what if the peach will explode and die if ordinary people can't eat it?"

Yang Jian replied for Monkey King: "It's your bad luck."

Miao Zhichen: "..." Can we stop having the same conversation again!

Now that he ate one, Miao Zhichen broke the jar and ate a few more until his stomach was full, and Yang Jian ate the rest.

Miao Zhichen said, "It's delicious."

Sun Wukong looked at Miao Zhichen for a while, and said: "It's strange, Taibai Jinxing said that this flat peach can make people ascend in the daytime, why is it that you eat it, my second brother, and it doesn't work?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Maybe I'm slow to react?"

Sun Wukong said: "It shouldn't be. It is good for me and Erlang God to eat it. Why is it useless to you, a mortal? Erlang God, what do you think?"

Yang Jian murmured, "Maybe he doesn't have a fairy fate."

Sun Wukong said: "It's a pity, if the second brother is not destined to be immortal, how can you two stay together for thousands of years? Ordinary people can live for dozens of years."

This topic is a bit heavy, Yang Jian was silent, Miao Zhichen said: "Oh, why bother to think so much, if you have wine today, you will be drunk now."

Sun Wukong clapped his hands and said: "You're right, I'm not as open-minded as my second brother, I'm going to get some wine, let's have a good drink!"

Miao Zhichen and Yang Jian: "..." Can you stop drinking?

Monkey King did it when he thought of it, and really went to collect Tiangong wine.

Miao Zhichen lay down on the table in pain, "I don't want to drink anymore."

Yang Jian said, "You don't need to drink."

Miao Zhichen said: "I don't want to spoil the fun. If I don't drink, my brother will definitely drag you to drink, and you can't drink."

Yang Jian said, "Who said I can't drink?"

Miao Zhichen said, "Then who got drunk after taking a sip of wine?"

Yang Jian opened his eyes and said nonsense, "It's not me."

Xiaotiangou supported his master unconditionally, saying: "You are not the real king, you are the one who got drunk."

Miao Zhichen, who was beaten up, said: "You bully more people than you do."

Xiaotiangou rolled its tail into a flower and said, "I'm not human."

Miao Zhichen: "..."

After rambling a few words, the atmosphere suddenly fell into embarrassment, and there was nothing to say between the two of them.

No matter what topic Miao Zhichen wanted to start, Yang Jian responded with silence.

Miao Zhichen is a keen person, he can sense that Yang Jian is in a bad mood, and he is the source of Yang Jian's bad mood.

It's not that Miao Zhichen has never thought about his and Yang Jian's identities. One of them is a mortal with a short lifespan, and the other is a god with a long lifespan. This means that they can last only five or sixty years together.Of course, because of the special nature of Miao Zhichen's work, he has crossed several time and space. Strictly speaking, he and Yang Jian met thousands of years ago, but within these thousand years, he and Yang Jian spent less than a year together.They lived their own time. For Miao Zhichen, one or two days of effort was equivalent to one or two hundred years for Yang Jian.

Sometimes Miao Zhichen would feel rejoicing that Yang Jian had no memory of him in every story, otherwise Yang Jian would miss him and wait for him all the time in the days without him, how hard it would be.

The God of Thunderbolt said that although Miao Zhichen was mediocre, he was destined to be a fairy. He originally thought that this fate meant that he would become a fairy one day. Although he had no interest in becoming a fairy at first, he fell in love with Yang Jian. Afterwards, he actually looked forward to the day when he could become a god. Only in this way can he and Yang Jian last forever.But after eating the flat peaches, Miao Zhichen didn't feel any special feeling other than refreshment, which showed that the flat peaches were useless to him, and Yang Jian even judged him as "no fairy fate".Probably his so-called fairy fate is to become a Tiangong courier and deliver packages everywhere.

Miao Zhichen went to hold Yang Jian's hand, but Yang Jian avoided it.

Yang Jian said: "Everyone will grow old."

Miao Zhichen said, "Yes."

Yang Jian said, "Everyone will die."

Miao Zhichen said, "Yes."

Yang Jian said, "You can't become a fairy."

Miao Zhichen said, "Maybe."

"Then you shouldn't provoke me." Yang Jian stood with his hands behind his back and said, "I'm going back to Guan Jiangkou."

Miao Zhichen's heart sank, and just as he was about to reach out to arrest someone, Yang Jian and Xiao Tiangou were already ten miles away, hidden in the sky filled with white clouds.