English teacher is also very annoying today

"Please concentrate on physics class in the future, and don't interfere with English learning." Ying Yu didn't want to be so merciless, but Wu Li was so weak. "I am the English teacher."

After Wu Li heard this sentence, he fell into a long silence.

Seeing that he pursed his lips and said nothing, Ying Yu couldn't help but recall what he said just now, and began to examine which word made Wu Li shut himself off suddenly.

When Ying Yu was about to ask Wuli if there was any serious problem, Wuli spoke up.

"Then why don't you teach them well?"

Ying Yu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Brother!I have been teaching well!It was you who turned out to stir up a pool of muddy water! !

"Wu Li is a person who can't communicate!" Ying Yu, an English teacher in the second class of the second grade of junior high school, said.

"Ying Yu is a cheapskate with no responsibility or ability." Teacher Wu Li, a new member of the physics group, expressed his disappointment.

10

"Teacher, teacher! I have a question for you!"

Ying Yu was very pleased that the students in the second class of the second grade of junior high school finally stopped asking questions around the physics teacher.When he took the book, he realized that this question...was beyond the outline.

Obviously not in the scope of English in the second grade of junior high school, and certainly not in the third grade of junior high school.

Either high school questions or competition questions.The student made it clear that he was here to punish him.

Just wait for Ying Yu to be unable to answer or answer incorrectly, so as to make a fuss about it.Ying Yu glanced at the question and knew the difficulty, and his ability was more than enough to deal with it.But this time they solved it, they will definitely not be convinced, and will gradually find more and more difficult questions until they really stump Ying Yu.

Ying Yu responded with a kind smile to the student's sly expression, "This topic is somewhat difficult, let's go to the office and talk about it slowly."

Embracing the student's stiff shoulders, Ying Yu took him to the desk and talked carefully for half an hour, telling this "serious and eager to learn" in detail from grammar tenses to various common test questions and practical applications. classmates.

"Do you know how to do this kind of questions now?" Ying Yu asked with a smile.

The students who couldn't wait to leave nodded their heads. "I understand everything!"

"Very good." Ying Yu searched a few questions from the Internet, pressed down on the student who was about to leave first, "let's do a few questions of the same type, it's okay, don't be nervous, if you have any questions, the teacher will tell you .”

Student: QAQ

11

Once the mid-term exam is over, the evening self-study teacher's duty schedule needs to be rearranged.

Ying Yu got the newly printed duty list, frowned and looked at the name of his partner on duty.

"Wu Li?"

"You called me?" Wu Li passed by behind and stopped when he heard his name.

Ying Yu didn't expect Wuli to be nearby, and felt embarrassed to be caught on the spot for speaking ill, so he retorted with a cold face: "Who called you, don't be too sentimental."

Wu Li could vaguely sense that Ying Yu's tone was not kind, but he didn't pay much attention, shrugged and left.

Ying Yu breathed a sigh of relief, looked at the duty list again, and thought about how to get along with Wu Li alone in the future.

The sexual smell between them could be smelled across the two desks. Shen Wu, who was watching his words, suddenly rushed up, and patted the desk in front of Ying Yu, "Hey!"

Ying Yu was really taken aback.

"What are you doing?"

"I just want to ask you, why do you have trouble with Wuli?"

Ying Yu looked at Shen Wu unreasonably, "Which eye did you see?"

"This pair," Shen Wu pointed to his own eyes, and then took off his glasses to signal, "There are still these pairs."

Ying Yu felt speechless at Shen Wu's childish behavior, and pushed him away, "I don't have time to play tricks on the office with him, it's because he has no vision."

"Are you blaming him for not taking the initiative to give you the back seat in the second class of the second year of junior high school?" Shen Wu's eyes lit up after hearing the word "gong scheming", and he was instantly excited.

"I blame him for not letting you do the props for the physical flat throwing experiment."

12

Even though he said it was okay, Ying Yu still couldn't understand Wuli.

But he still had to pretend that nothing had happened when he was on duty in the evening study. Ying Yu went back to the office after visiting the second grade and sat down in the office. He opened the English magazine and read it before the clock was too early.

Wu Li was not in the office, and he was probably surrounded by students in the second class of the second grade of junior high school asking questions.With one person missing, Ying Yu felt that the air flow was smoother than usual.

Ying Yu was fascinated by the magazine, and he didn't notice when Wu Li came back.

"Hey, do you have supper?" Wu Li was ordering food on his mobile phone, but the starting price and delivery fee at night were ridiculously high, "Do you want to make up the order?"

Ying Yu remembered that after school, he only remembered to give exercises to the students, forgetting to eat dinner.

Hesitating whether to make an order with Wu Li, Wu Li has already stuffed the phone into his hand, "You can order another 17 yuan to get a full discount."

Ying Yu swallowed his saliva at the barbecue skewers posed by the store, and decided to temporarily abandon his prejudices to fill his stomach. After a dozen seconds, he finished ordering and returned the phone to Wu Li to place the order, "Here."

Wu Li was surprised by Ying Yu's order at the speed of light, "Are you really hungry?"

"Aren't you hungry!" Ying Yu reflexively choked back.

As soon as the words came out, Ying Yu began to feel annoyed that he couldn't hold back his temper.

"I'm not hungry, I just want to eat barbecue."

You don't need to accept your temper, just take back your annoyance.

13

Wu Li called Ying Yu to go to the back door of the school to get a barbecue on the grounds that "there are a lot of things".

Although the school prohibits food delivery, there are often students who secretly take food from the back door and return to the classroom to eat. If they are caught, they will write a review. Ying Yu turns a blind eye to this. He never thought that one day he would be like the students Takeaway boxes are connected from the gaps in the iron fence.

After stuffing seven or eight boxes and two bottles of drinks, the takeaway guy kindly handed them a few plastic bags.Seeing Wu Li's proficient bagging, he knew that he had done this kind of thing a lot before.

Ying Yu just wanted to take it away quickly, but Wu Li squatted on the ground and carefully packed the lunch box, carefully knotting the mouth of the bag.

"Hurry up, or someone else will see it." Ying Yu urged him.

"It has to be tied tight or it's hard to hold." Wu Li packed the last bag, got up and handed a bag of drinks and a bag of barbecue to Ying Yu.

As soon as Ying Yu took it, his hand was illuminated by a beam of light. In the dark, the barbecue in the plastic bag became the center of the stage. Along with the light of the flashlight, there was also the shout of the security guard piercing the eardrum: "Who is that over there?" !"

Originally worried about being discovered, Ying Yu was scared out of his wits under the yelling of the security guard, so he quickly grabbed Wu Li and ran away.As soon as they ran, the security guard felt strange and chased after them with a flashlight.

"Don't run! Stop!"

"Run, ah, ah, ah!" Ying Yu screamed all the way, dragging Wuli into the woods to hide, until the security guard wandered away for a few weeks before he dared to gasp, and glared at Wuli, "Call you Hurry up, and you are still thinking about tying some bows."

Wu Li was very puzzled: "We are not students, why should we hide?"

Ying Yu, who was suddenly awakened, just realized it.

He graduated long ago, why should he be afraid of that security guard!

14

By the time we got back to the office, the BBQ was cold.

As the heat dissipated, most of the aroma of the barbecue disappeared. Wu Li stopped eating after eating a few skewers, and threw the pot to Ying Yu, "If you weren't so cowardly and insisted on running, this barbecue wouldn't be so bad."

Ying Yu felt that he was particularly ashamed just now, but after thinking about it carefully, it was indeed his fault, and Wu Li's blame made him more angry and not easy to attack.

Cut happy, eat skewers angrily.

Ying Yu chewed the meat in his mouth angrily. He was analyzing his mentally retarded behavior just now. He accidentally choked on the barbecue meat. His face turned red and he wanted to vomit but couldn't. Accelerate swallowing.

A bottle of Coke had bottomed out, but the meat was still stuck in his throat. Ying Yu coughed a few times, but it had no other effect except to force out physiological tears.

Wu Li noticed his big movement, came over and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Ying Yu raised his head, the corners of his eyes were red, looking straight at Wu Li, wanting to cry.

Time seemed to freeze.

It was supposed to be a picturesque scene, but the protagonist of the painting suddenly raised his hand and was about to reach into his mouth and pick his throat.

Wu Li: "...put down your hands."

Wu Li saw that he was choking, and held his hand, "Stand up."

Although Ying Yu was puzzled, he still obeyed him obediently.As soon as he got up, he was hugged by Wu Li from behind. Ying Yu rarely had intimate contact with people, let alone being held in his arms by a man.Before he could panic, he was hit hard in the abdomen, "Oh!"

...Ah, he remembered, the Heimlich first aid method.