English teacher is also very annoying today

15

"Wow!...cough cough cough cough cough!!"

Heimlich's first aid method is quick and effective.

After repeating the impact several times, Ying Yu successfully spit out the barbecue stuck in his throat, and regained fresh air from the danger of suffocation. There was a stabbing pain in the throat at the first sound, and the nasal cavity seemed to explode.

People who are unlucky can choke on their saliva when they speak.

Wu Li didn't know how lucky Ying Yu was, but from his point of view, Ying Yu just turned his head and spat at him.

Wu Li: ...

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As a result, in that embarrassing situation, Ying Yu's words of thanks did not come true, but instead turned into an apology.

Embarrassed and annoyed, and unable to take care of the unfinished barbecue, Ying Yu flung the duty notes and rushed out the door, leaving Wu Li alone in the office to clean up the mess.

Meeting Wuli again in the office the next day, Ying Yu obviously felt that he was not in a good mood.

Shen Wu also noticed that the atmosphere between the two was a bit strange, so he stretched out his hand to block Ying Yu's sight: "Why are you looking at Wuli like that?"

"What, what?" Ying Yu frowned.

"Looks like a young girl." Shen Wu laughed at Ying Yu's abnormality, "Stuttering."

"Some stupid things happened on duty last night." Ying Yu told Shen Wu what happened.

Shen Wu thought for a while, "I may know that he is upset."

"What is it?" Ying Yu asked humbly.

"You didn't pay him back for the supper!"

Ying Yu was shocked: "So he is such a money fanatic!"

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Under Shen Wu's erroneous analysis, Ying Yu felt that repaying the money could be used as an opportunity to strike up a conversation, and then thank him properly.

"No need to give it." Wu Li waved his hand in boredom, not caring about the supper money.

Ying Yu thought he was just being polite, and insisted on getting an Alipay friend seat.

It was the first time that someone chased after him to add Alipay as a friend, Wu Li was very confused, and felt that Ying Yu was more and more wonderful. "Why did you add me as a friend?"

"Make money." Ying Yu suddenly realized when he saw the mixed-race face of Shang Wuli, "Do you not have Alipay? It's the same for scanning WeChat."

Wu Li was still full of question marks. "Didn't everyone say that you don't need to pay me back for my supper?"

"No, no, I have to pay it back." Seeing Wu Li was indifferent, Ying Yu decided to thank him first and then pay back the money. "Last night I was a little embarrassed and left first... Actually, I wanted to thank you, otherwise I might have choked to death..."

Wu Li put on a wooden face: "Oh."

"In short, thank you." Ying Yu said solemnly, his eyes full of sincerity.

There are too many occasions where Wuli can hear "thank you".He said "Auntie, I want tiger skin and green peppers thank you" in the cafeteria and "please let me thank you" when getting off the bus. He has said and heard it countless times. "Thank you" has become a common sentence suffix.

But it was the first time for Ying Yu to express his gratitude formally.

I don't know how to react.

While Wuli was still immersed in refreshing Ying Yu's impression, Ying Yu quickly changed the subject, "Quickly scan your QR code for me."

"..."

Although he was speechless, Wu Li still accepted Ying Yu's friend request, but politely rejected his rude behavior of directly sending money, "It will be fine if you just ask me back next time."

Hearing this, Ying Yu exited the transfer interface, still impatient to pay off the favor: "Then let's go now."

"……I just finished lunch."

"Then tonight?" Ying Yu retreated and chose the next best thing.

"Lesson preparation."

"Tomorrow afternoon?"

"I don't have class tomorrow morning, I'll come back to school after lunch."

"Tomorrow night?"

"The physics team has a meeting."

"..."

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"Do you think he did it on purpose?" Ying Yu was indignant, "It's harder to date than a girl."

"I think... you'd better wait for him to ask you out." Shen Wu couldn't bear to see Ying Yu's troubled expression, and really didn't want to complain about his communication skills. "Did you have no friends since you were young?"

"I have a lot of friends." Ying Yu opened the phone photo album, "Let me show you a group photo of my friends."

Shen Wu leaned over curiously, saw a large bookcase, and reminded him: "You clicked the wrong picture."

"No," Ying Yu began to introduce, "This is the fairy tale book that accompanied me in kindergarten, and here are the comic strips of the four famous novels..."

It can be said that he has made a lot of friends.

19

"Teacher, why is the composition title 'My friend'?"

The usual practice in the English classroom is that there are always some strange questions, what is super-class, cross-field is the most embarrassing.

Ying Yu has gotten used to it, and gave the answer without blinking: "Because the teacher who set the question made the question like this."

"Is this to test our vocabulary and sentence making ability?"

"Correct."

Hua Tong shook the draft paper, and there were dense English words and sentences written on it: "Then I can write that my friend is mean, ugly, can't look at people, is he an annoying guy?"

"No." Ying Yu replied calmly.

"Why not!" Hua Tong was not convinced, "Is there a standard answer for the composition? Who stipulated that I must say that my friend is cute, loves learning and is willing to help others?"

Ying Yu saw her stern words, and knew that this was another usual argument.

"Because that's not a friend."

Hua Tong was speechless.

Ying Yu continued, "She has such a bad image in your mind, how could you become friends with her? In other words, you don't consider her a friend at all." After sweeping around the students who had nothing to say, "The composition can be played freely. I don't mind if you only describe the appearance of your friends, and I don't mind if you talk about things with your friends. I don't want to verify whether the content of the composition is true, but please pay attention to realistic logic when thinking about problems."

"Then can't we write about the shortcomings of our friends?" Some students immediately questioned.

"You can write, but you must be objective." Ying Yu originally wanted to talk about Chinese knowledge, but he remembered that this is what he and Wu Li had a grudge against. It's like that, English composition is the same, but the way of expression is different. When your Chinese teacher is in composition class next time, you should ask her carefully."

The Chinese teacher who is in class one: "Ah Choo!"

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In order to repay the money and favor as soon as possible, Ying Yu sent Wuli messages one after another.

"Dinner?" "Are you free?" "I treat you to dinner!"

A suffocating trio of straight men.

Shen Wu patted him on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "You want to make friends, not for him to block you, don't push people too hard."

Ying Yu understood.

After class, Wu Li opened WeChat and saw three reminders that "the English teacher withdrew a message".

Wu Li: "???"

21

Ying Yu received a notice from the teaching director and asked him to go to the office for an interview.

"Do you know why I came here for you?" The dean sat on the swivel chair, leaned his elbows on the table, and crossed his fingers with a serious expression, looking pretentious and secondary.

The dean likes to use this trick to cheat people.

Ying Yu never made up his mind, "I don't know, please tell me."

Seeing that he didn't take the bait, the dean opened his mouth and asked another question: "Ying Yu, what do you think is the most important thing as a teacher?"

This question has been asked countless times in college, and Ying Yu has long been mentally prepared.

"Comprehensive quality." Ying Yu gave a foul answer.

Anyway, answering anything will be pointed out as ill-considered. Being a teacher should not be so one-sided. Ying Yu simply answered "comprehensive".

"No." The dean shook his head and smiled.

Ying Yu listened attentively: "What does the director think?"

The dean clenched his fists sincerely and passionately, and said in a firm tone, "It's a bond! It's a bond with the students!"

...sorry to interrupt.

22

Having received many complaints from the parents of the students, Ying Yu began to feel that the dean's words were reasonable.

Getting along with the students is the most important thing at this stage. If he can't handle it well, he will be beaten into pieces by his parents.

"Shouldn't we smile more to get closer?" Ying Yu raised the corners of his mouth in distress at the dark screen of his phone, revealing eight teeth according to the standard.

Very stiff.

What Ying Yu is best at is to smile like a fox with squinting eyes and smile like a sly one. This kind of bright and cheerful smile is obviously not suitable for him.

He focused on practicing his smile on his phone.

"Wow!" The English class representative stood a few steps away and saw Ying Yu's expression. His body was as stiff as if covered in a plaster cast. His hands loosened, and the exercise booklets he held in his arms were scattered under his feet.

Ying Yu raised his head to see him, decided to start with the most common student, and showed the result of the practice - a smile like a spring breeze.

The representative of the English class felt that his back was soaked in cold sweat, so he quickly told the whole class what he saw in the office, and everyone got together to discuss and come to a conclusion.

Ying Yu must have come up with some crooked idea to punish them!

The students in the second class of the second grade of junior high school are facing a big enemy.

Ying Yu didn't know what they were thinking, but he could clearly feel that the arguing link in the classroom had almost disappeared.

Ying Yu has a new understanding of the strength of the dean's Secondary School.

"It turns out that laughing like this can really influence students!"