English teacher is also very annoying today

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In fact, in order to avoid the embarrassing situation of being alone, and also to prevent the recurrence of the mentally retarded operation that night on duty, Wu Li also asked Shen Wu to come over for dinner.

But Shen Wu was temporarily unable to come this afternoon because of something.

When talking about this with Ying Yu, Ying Yu wasn't particularly surprised either.

"He told you already?" Wu Li was not surprised by this, Ying Yu was alone in the office, as if Shen Wu was the only one who could talk to him.Combined with his wonderful personality, it can be seen that Shen Wu is also a great talent.

Ying Yu said flatly: "A parent of a student is chasing him, so he dare not leave the house."

Wu Li frowned: "Is she such a passionate lady?"

"He's a passionate man." Ying Yu corrected, "He moved next door to his house. He started applying for the teacher's dormitory last week."

There are too many slots in this paragraph, Wu Li didn't know which part to express surprise, and finally stuffed a mouthful of food into his open mouth, and suddenly thought of a blind spot, "Student's parents? The student is a divorced family?"

Ying Yu thought for a while, "It doesn't seem to be, it's that student's uncle, the parents will get to know him after the midterm exam."

Wu Li saw that Ying Yu's expression was normal, and it seemed as normal for him to have this kind of thing happening around him as eating.

"Don't you find it incredible?" Wu Li asked.

"It's a bit." Ying Yu nodded. "I didn't expect that it was uncles and not parents who came to the parent-teacher meeting."

Wu Liji talked to Duck, wondering how he could stay in this kind of private school with his emotional intelligence, "...Why did you become a teacher?"

"It depends on the relationship."

This is really unacceptable.

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Wu Li is a very casual person in all aspects, except for eating.

Like the barbecue before, you must eat hot food. He has his own requirements for the taste of the food. The chicken wings are marinated with seasoning half an hour in advance, and the seafood can only taste the original sweetness of the ingredients.

So he would rather cook a meal at home than go out to a restaurant.

"How do you know how to cook?" Ying Yu was amazed after tasting a mouthful of asparagus, and had to admit that people with obsessive-compulsive disorder do things well.

"I learned it before I knew it." Wu Li moved a bench and sat opposite Ying Yu, seeing that his expression after eating wild rice stems did not seem to be unpalatable, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Ying Yu didn't understand how to learn a certain skill "unknowingly", and couldn't help sighing: "In the world of top students, everything is easy."

Even though it's just a common sigh, it's sarcasm when it's said in a nonchalant tone.

Wu Li has heard this kind of talk too much, and he has long been immune to its harm, and he can even ask back: "Are you envious?"

"Of course I'm envious." Ying Yu looked sincerely, "If everything I do is so effective, I can change my bed in the future."

"Ah?" Wu Li didn't know what this had to do with the bed.

"The bed at IKEA is really too difficult to assemble." Ying Yu watched the online buyer's show and planted grass frantically. He rushed to IKEA to buy an assembled bed. As a result, the assembly from the beginning to the abandonment is still haphazard. Put it in the garage.

What the hell is going on in this guy's mind?

Wu Li couldn't help complaining about his life: "Actually, you don't have any troubles in your life, do you?"

Ying Yu thought for a while, and retorted unconvinced: "How can you look down on my troubles, apologize to them quickly."

...I'm really sorry.

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"Why are you like the eldest lady who was raised in the deep boudoir." Wu Li opened the fourth bottle of beer, and Ying Yu hadn't finished the second glass yet, "Drinking beer is so slow."

"I'm not used to this kind of wine glass." Ying Yu looked at the ripples on the whiskey glass in front of him in embarrassment.

This wine glass was bought by Wu Li for drinking water. Because he didn't sell it separately, he bought a set of four. When guests came to the house, he also used these glasses to pour water. He didn't think there was anything wrong with this glass.

"Then what kind of cup do you usually use to drink beer?" Wu Li asked with a smile.

"I don't usually drink beer."

"..."

Fine.

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After drinking half of a case of beer, Wu Li felt a little drunk, got up and was about to wash his face to sober up, when he looked down and saw Ying Yu fell asleep leaning on the sofa.

Wuli: "..."

Why don't you get drunk so silently!

Wu Li hurriedly washed his face, went back to the living room and saw that Ying Yu was sleeping soundly, and ignored him as it was still early.Resigned to his fate, he cleaned up the messy table, and after he washed all the pots and pans, wiped the table three times, and took a shower, he found that Ying Yu, who was supposed to be on the sofa, had disappeared.

"Going back? Don't tell me a word?" Wu Li wiped his wet hair with a towel around his neck, went back to his room and picked up his phone strangely, and found that the notification bar was silent, so he couldn't help sending a message to ask Ying Yu Not sober.

When the transmission was successful, he heard a message notification tone from the living room.

Have you left your phone behind?

Wu Li went back to the living room and approached the sofa, and found that Ying Yu didn't leave his phone behind, but the whole person.

Ying Yu lay in the gap between the sofa and the table, his eyes were tightly closed, and he took a long breath.The redness on his face due to the effect of alcohol gradually faded away, but due to his fairer complexion, a residual light pink can still be seen.

"Hey, wake up, don't sleep on the floor." Wu Li bent down and held Ying Yu's arm and shook it gently. Ying Yu frowned and turned his shoulders, but his eyes still remained open.

It seems that I can't wake up.

Since Ying Yu was able to roll off the sofa without waking up, he can't be allowed to sleep on the sofa tonight. It would be bad if he fell off and hit his head.

Wu Li decided to kindly give up his bed to this drunken guest.

He leaned down again to help Ying Yu up, the towel hanging around his neck dropped down to caress Ying Yu, Ying Yu's face itched when he was sleeping, he suddenly reached out and grabbed both ends of the towel and pulled it down.

The rough towel was pulled suddenly, and Wu Li felt the burning pain in the back of his neck. In order to avoid being hanged by a drunkard, he lowered his head and lowered his waist in coordination with Ying Yu's movements.

But the center of gravity was out of balance, and Wu Li's weird posture failed after less than half a minute, almost falling to the ground at the speed of "smashing"... Oh no, it fell on Ying Yu.

Wu Li's nose hit Ying Yu's shoulder straight, his vision went dark instantly, and a sour fishy smell filled his nostrils.

"……Um?"

Although the nose hurts, the good news is that Ying Yu let go of the towel.

The bad news is that Ying Yu woke up, and Wu Li couldn't explain why he was pressing on him and his nose was bleeding.

No matter how you look at this scene, it is very bad!