English teacher is also very annoying today

23

As soon as Wu Li entered the office, he bumped into Ying Yu who had a "kind smile" on his face.

Although they were not familiar with each other, Wu Li also felt that there was something wrong with Ying Yu's greasy smile, so he greeted in the spirit of friendship and mutual assistance among colleagues: "Are you okay?"

Ying Yu, who was hit, still smiled: "It's okay, and it doesn't hurt."

Wu Li was silent for a while, then spoke again: "I'm asking about your brain."

24

Friday night is especially suitable for relaxing after a week of fatigue. Ying Yu was lying on the bed reading a book when his phone vibrated. He saw that the preview showed that the message was sent by Shen Wu and ignored it. He lowered his head and turned the book again.

The phone kept buzzing and vibrating, and it was testing the edge of the bedside table.

Ying Yu finally lost his patience due to the noise, and reached out to check his phone.

"Crack!" When his fingertips were about to touch the phone, the phone fell face down to the ground.

Ying Yu dropped the book and picked up the phone. The screen was cracked, but it was still usable, and it was still vibrating.

"What are you doing?" Ying Yu couldn't bear it anymore and clicked on Shen Wu's chat box, there were as many as three screens of voice messages, each about ten seconds.

Shen Wu sent a photo of his ID and an excited voice: "Does it look like Wuli!"

Ying Yu clicked on the big picture, and he could clearly see the facial features of the person in the photo through the cracks in the glass. It was Wu Li himself who was right, but why did he have to send him the photo of Wu Li on the weekend?

"I found out that you are actually the same age!"

Ying Yu: "May I ask if you have any special skills that can tell people's age from photos?"

"Didn't you listen to my previous voice?"

"No, and you can't speak clearly, and you can't even translate the text." Ying Yu complained fiercely to Shen Wu, really not interested in the voice red dots on the three screens. "I advise you to retake the Putonghua test."

"I saw it in the past announcements of his university student union, and suddenly I got his face value!" Shen Wu originally sneered at the group of female teachers who were infatuated with Wuli's appearance. Keep the handsome value, and instantly understand where the difference in everyone's looks is.

"Are you gay enough for his looks?" Ying Yu was speechless, not knowing what to say about such a thing.

It's not a middle school girl, why discuss other men's looks.

And why do you want to dig out the photos of the other party in college like a perverted stalker...

"Don't you wonder why he, a Caltech graduate, came to teach middle school physics?"

Ying Yu replied honestly, "I'm not curious."

"But I'm curious!" Shen Wu yelled brokenly in his voice, and the inexplicable high-pitched ending made him sound like a pervert.

Ying Yu: "...If you are curious, just ask him!"

"How embarrassing it is for me to ask him, it's not good." Shen Wu said embarrassedly.

Ying Yu: "Understood."

Three minutes later, a roaring voice came from Shen Wu: "Ying Yu! Why did you tell Wu Li what I told you!"

Ying Yu, who helped to convey the doubts, sighed, "Don't you feel embarrassed, so I will ask for you."

Why is it so hard to be a good person.

"Isn't that even more embarrassing!" Shen Wu turned to deal with Wu Li's question marks, and finally stopped the voice bombardment of Yu.

Ying Yu heaved a sigh of relief, locked the screen of the phone, gently stroked the glass cracks on the screen with his fingertips, thinking that he would have to change his phone for salary next month.Just as he was about to put down his phone, a message from Wu Li lit up the screen.

"Are you free to come to my dormitory for dinner tomorrow?"

This sentence reminded Ying Yu of the dean, who always asked him on the phone, "Are you free to come to my office for a cup of tea?" every time the dean called him for an interview.

"Pfft." Ying Yu laughed unconsciously, and replied "Okay" to Li, then thought of another question, "Your dormitory? What do you eat?"

"Cook and eat by yourself."

Ying Yu was embarrassed for a few seconds, and said frankly, "I don't know how to cook."

"Then you go shopping."

"...I have never been to the market."

Wu Li didn't know how Ying Yu survived all these years. "Then how do you eat??"

Ying Yu showed a smug look on his face: "I'll order takeout and sneak away! Friends, do you want a date?"

Every cell in Wu Li's body was trying to express his refusal: "No thank you."

25

There is another subtask added to the Sunday meal project: go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables together.

"Haven't you ever bought vegetables when you grow up?" Wu Li looked suspiciously at Ying Yu who was looking around curiously in the vegetable market.

"I bought it before." Ying Yu felt novelty when he saw everything, "I used to buy salad from the school supermarket when I was studying."

Wu Li was as surprised as if he saw a prehistoric giant crocodile, "That's not what I meant when I said grocery shopping."

"What's the point of buying vegetables?" Isn't there a bunch of vegetable leaves in the salad?

"... Even buying ingredients for cooking can be called shopping." Wu Li explained what "buying vegetables" refers to.

Only this time did Ying Yu really understand, "But I don't cook, so how could I ever buy it?"

Wu Li thought that when she was a child, she should have had the experience of going to the market with her mother. "What about your mother?"

"She doesn't cook either."

It's not a family, don't enter a family.

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"Is there anything you don't want to eat?" Wu Li picked up fresh vegetables in front of the vegetable stall and asked Ying Yu's taboo food.

Ying Yu shook his head: "I'm not picky about food."

Wu Li picked up two tomatoes and put them into the basket at the vegetable stand, "Then let's make tomato scrambled eggs tonight."

"Okay." Ying Yu readily accepted.

Wu Li picked out another handful of cabbage, some ginger, onion and garlic, and was about to ask the boss to pay the bill, when he turned around and saw Ying Yu staring at the bamboo shoots on the stall, "Do you want to eat it?"

"What is this?" Ying Yu looked at the bluish-white wild rice stem, feeling like a green onion and a bamboo shoot.

"Asparagus, stir-fried meat is very good." Wu Li searched for words in his mind, but couldn't find an appropriate word to describe its deliciousness, so he could only give a dry description.

Ying Yu picked up the wild rice stem and looked at it carefully. He usually eats a lot of vegetarian dishes, but seeing this kind of vegetable for the first time felt very novel, so he put it under his nose and smelled it.

At that moment, Wu Li had the illusion of taking the child to the market, and suddenly wanted to let him taste the taste of wild rice stems, so as to satisfy his curiosity, Wu Li immediately grabbed the wild rice stems from Ying Yu's hand and put them into the vegetable basket Li, "Let's eat Zizania tonight."

Ying Yu didn't know why he changed the dishes suddenly, and was taken aback, complaining about the tomato: "Don't you eat tomato scrambled eggs?"

"..." Wu Li originally wanted to say "don't eat", but seeing Ying Yu's expectant look, he changed his words, "Eat them all, stir-fry two vegetarian dishes."

Ying Yu didn't know about Wu Li's complicated psychological process, but seeing his conflicted expression, he thought it was because he didn't have enough budget, so he patted him on the shoulder: "It's okay, I'll pay today."

Wu Li who is not on the same channel: "Huh?"

"It's up to you how many vegetarian dishes you want."

"...I can't eat some meat?"

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After strolling around the vegetable market with the curious baby, Wu Li finally bought all the ingredients for dinner, and when he turned around, Ying Yu disappeared behind him.

Going back the same way, I found Ying Yu at the aquatic product.

Ying Yu was concentrating on watching the fishmonger skillfully kill the fish, knocking it out, dissection, gutting, removing the gills and scraping the scales, all in one go.

"Wow..." Ying Yu couldn't help admiring.

Wu Li glanced at the plastic bag in his hand, and felt that there was no way to add another fish to dinner.

"Did you see it!" Ying Yu pointed at the grass carp that had been processed in the hands of the fishmonger, his eyes glowing.

"I can see it every day in the market." Wu Li has passed the age of being excited about these things, and there is no need to "admire" things that he can do himself.

Ying Yu muttered, "I'm really envious."

...Is Killing Fish an incredible performance?Why envy this kind of thing? ? ?

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What Wu Li originally thought was that Ying Yu's saying "can't cook" was a modesty, but judging from his performance in the market, that was the level of not being able to cook at all.

He could only ask Ying Yu to wash the vegetables, and he could not count on anything else.

After a while, Wu Li rescued the wild rice stem that had been peeled off layer by layer until it was only two fingers thick from Ying Yu's hands, and drove him out of the kitchen by the way, and closed the partition glass door.

Ying Yu pulled the door: "Open the door! I want to learn how to cook!"

"You learn to be an ordinary person first."

29

In order to pay Ying Yu off, Wu Li had to let him go downstairs to buy beer. "Any brand is fine."

Ying Yu went downstairs as he said.

When he finished frying the second dish and returned to the living room with the plate, he saw Ying Yu who was panting and slumped on the sofa, and a case of beer at his feet.

"How do you move this big box..." Wu Li was speechless.

Ying Yu sat up straight from the sofa: "Thank you to the person who invented the elevator."

"Can you finish your drink?"

"Didn't you drink it?"

Wuli: "..."