Diary of the poisonous brother

Put a soft, cuddly, timid little Zhengtai into a group of future Ximen Chuuxue.

For the "good intentions" of the head, let's not mention whether Qian Qingchen will be misused, but for the little Ximen Chuuxue who teach this group of future Ximen Chuuxue, this is only a little love in the eyes of the general public. Crying, but simple, kind, innocent and well-behaved, a soft bun who smiles all day long, but in front of Ximen Chuuxue, an iceberg of human flesh from the future, he really doesn't want to be that rat shit in the porridge.

The three views are inconsistent, the aura is inconsistent, and the personality is inconsistent.

In addition, Ruan Baozi is a mortal from the mortal world, not only soft but also very ignorant, he is a standard bumpkin, but such a bumpkin has become the direct disciple of the head of the sect.

Just like almost every rural child would be excluded by the urban children when he went to study in the city, the bumpkin was also excluded by his little friends.

The bumpkin is a broad-minded bun. Although his friends don't like him very much, but relying on nerves thicker than table legs, or pure and innocent thoughts, of course you can also directly say that the bumpkin lacks IQ. He didn't understand that the other party was hurting him, anyway, the bumpkin endured all the sarcasm and sarcasm towards his little friend.

The bumpkin persisted in getting along with his friends, seeing that the story was about to turn into "Use my sincerity to melt your indifference—the most touching and heartwarming literary blockbuster of Tibetan Sword Gate this year", the bumpkin was dying when he was learning art Bushi added a few more words, "My little sister Qiandie, she is very good at swordsmanship, even better than Senior Sister Qingle and Qingyan."

When the little friend asked the bumpkin who "Sister Qiandie" was, the bumpkin not only praised the swordsmanship of "my sister Qiandie" in very long sentences, but also emphasized her wisdom, beauty, kindness, and ability to write. Advantages such as being able to fight.

To sum up, most people, after hearing Qian Qingchen's description of "my sister Qiandie", can only label this little girl with an unknown but serious title - Su.

Although the bumpkin thinks he is telling the truth, apart from being smart, cute, intelligent, beautiful, and kind-hearted, his sister Qiandie also has excellent swordsmanship. There is absolutely no falsehood in the authenticity of real people.However, for a teaching disciple who used to think that "strength is the boss, and I am the boss", it's okay to compare yourself with a beginner disciple who has just started, and that beginner disciple is still a person who has no spiritual roots at all, can't cultivate at all, and walks through the back door Mortals who come in.

This is really unbearable!

Because of the above three reasons, Xu Qingle used the opportunity of teaching him how to practice swords to repair Ruanbaozijiatubaozi.

Xu Qingle felt that this kind of old people educating newcomers is a common occurrence in any place. Even Qian Qingchen can't go to the head of the sect to sue himself because the senior sister didn't withdraw the sword in time. A little loli came out.

"What? You dare not compete with me?" Little Loli put her hands on her waist, looked up at Xu Qingle, and said arrogantly and proudly: "Are you afraid of me? You are afraid that I will defeat you!"

"Hmph! Who would be afraid of such a thing? A mere mortal!" Xu Qingle's words made Qi Qiandie feel like "Oh my god, labor and management have come to pay off".

Unexpectedly, I also have the opportunity to be despised as a mortal!

"What? You don't dare to compare with me. Could it be that you are afraid of losing to me, a mere mortal?" Qi Qiandie's small face was raised high, the corner of her mouth was smiling, and her big beautiful eyes were full of contempt.

"I'm afraid of you? I'm afraid that after I win you, you will cry." As a sword repairer, Xu Qingle has her own pride, "My sword is not used to deal with ordinary people. You go, I don't want to insult you." my sword."

"People with fish lips... mortals!" Swallowing the word "class" abruptly, Qi Qiandie sneered, and said, "Did you forget that Ye Shaobai, the patriarch of my hidden sword sect, was killed when he was young. The spiritual root is completely destroyed, so you can't cultivate, but in the end you entered the Tao with a sword?"

Seeing Xu Qingle's face with a slightly changed expression because of his own words, Qi Qiandie continued to speak: "Although I am not talented, I don't expect to be able to enter the Tao with the sword like the patriarch. But swordsmanship, swordsmanship, naturally The sword is the foundation. In order to prevent others from saying that I am bullying the small and bullying you, a child, we only compare sword skills, not spells, how about it?"

Upon hearing Qi Qiandie's words, Xu Qingle's originally smiling face suddenly collapsed.

What is "bullying the small with the big"?What is "bullying children"?

Glancing at Qi Qiandie, who was just as high as her chest, Xu Qingle couldn't help feeling angry, and flashed her natal fairy sword with a "shua", "Sword cultivator and sword cultivator, then today we will speak with swords, only talk about The sword does not practice the law."

Feeling the anger in Xu Qingle's words, Qi Qiandie was not as excited as she was at the beginning, but tilted her head and scratched her head innocently.

I...did I say something I shouldn't have said just now?no?It seems that what I said is the truth, right?But to be honest, why is she so angry?Hmm...it must be because the G and points are too low. I heard that the G and points of sword repairers are basically low.

That being the case, brother forgive you for being unrestrained and uninhibited all your life.

Qi Qiandie, who consciously found the answer, nodded silently in her heart, and then slowly revealed her weapon.

"What do you mean?" Seeing Qi Qiandie's displayed weapon, Xu Qingle became even angrier. Is this insulting herself?

"What do you mean? Swordsman love, yellow, I think it is especially suitable for hiding swords." Qi Qiandie tapped on the umbrella, opened it with one hand, held the umbrella in one hand, held the skirt in the other, and turned around. , smiled and said: "Senior sister Xu, is the little girl good-looking?"

On the yellow paper umbrella, there is a tree of white plums printed on it, which is very graceful and quiet, not like a quiet and elegant rich lady like Jianxiu.

"What's the use of looking good? Ordinary people are ordinary people! Women are women!" Xu Qingle said with a sneer.

In the world of sword repair, and even the whole world of self-cultivation, in order to pursue more powerful power, everyone will devote 12 points of effort to fight, regardless of gender and age. After all, there is no such thing as the "Law on the Protection of Women and Children" in the world of self-cultivation .I have been used to fighting for everything by myself all the year round. Naturally, Xu Qingle looked down upon a "delicate" little girl like Qi Qiandie.

"Aren't umbrellas the same thing? Why do you need such a good weapon to fight swordsmanship?" I will tell you that in the 50s I held an umbrella and ran naked in Dihua Palace, but I accidentally attracted Wei Qiwu, the last person Use a paper umbrella to read about Si Xianglun's death?

Qi Qiandie raised her head, pointed at Xu Qingle contemptuously, hooked her fingers, and said with a smile, "I think an umbrella is enough to deal with you."

An umbrella is enough!

Qi Qiandie dared to say such words arrogantly, not because her cultivation was more joyful than Xu Qingle, but because...

Why do hidden swords in this world only know how to use light swords but not heavy swords?

When Qi Qiandie stepped into the hidden sword gate for the first time, when she saw a group of children who could only chop around with light swords, she thought it was because the epee was too heavy and they were too young to lift it, until later they waited It took a long time to know...

Ye Shaobai, obviously you know how to turn a windmill, but why do the disciples and grandchildren you teach all know how to ask questions but not to live in mountains?

Qi Qiandie doesn't know what kind of wonderful experiences the Tibetan Sword Sect has gone through in the past thousands of years to become what it is now?

It's fine if you're poor, you don't know how to forge a sword, it's fine if you don't know how to make a sword, you don't know how to use an epee.

Maybe it's because he doesn't know how to forge swords, and there is no suitable heavy sword to use in the cultivation world, so over time...

What can I do to save you, the hidden sword that only asks water!

A Tibetan sword who can only ask water, and a Tibetan sword who can't know one or two tricks, but has absolutely no problem with his mentality. Boring civil wars such as "Shang vs. Iron Prison", "Mingzun vs. Washing the Marrow", "Mending the Sky vs. Leaving the Scriptures".

"It's so boring! Aren't you tired from fighting?" Looking at Xu Qingle who has entered the mad dog run, no, it should be Mengquan tiger run state, Qi Qiandie is familiar with the tricks such as creeping cloud, back jump and Yuquan Yuyue. Skills, to widen the distance between the two sides.

So what if Mengquan Hupao enters the invincible state?There is no crane, no windmill, no sunset, what do you use to smash people to death?

No wonder there are rumors in the Yunyang Spiritual World that the combat power of the Tibetan Sword Sect is getting lower and lower. Then again, have you ever seen someone killed by the Tibetan Sword who only used the water questioning formula?This is going to be killed, so the dead man's micromanagement is too watery?

"Human wisdom!" Seeing that Xu Qingle was still chasing after him non-stop - well, the reason why Mengquan Tiger Pao was hacked as "Hu Pao" or "Dog Pao" was because of this skill, as long as one When cast, it will move quickly and launch a continuous violent attack among random targets within 15 feet.You are not affected by any control effects during this move.

Please note that after the word "random target", there is another word called "between", which means that as long as this skill is used, although you will not be affected by any control moves during the casting of this move, you will not be affected by it. Ways to control this move.

When there are multiple enemies, you have no way to decide which enemy you want to stab according to the actual situation, and often you can only watch helplessly. This move automatically takes you into the ditch.

Although you can put incense on the enemy and let the moves only chase the person who was incensed by you, who knows if the change will be faster than planned.

Silently complaining about the skills of hiding swords, after confirming that the invincibility effect of Mengquan Tiger Run had disappeared, Qi Qiandie flipped her wrist, put away her umbrella, and cut out the epee, "It's my turn next, let you Look at my big pork leg skills."

Carrying the big pig leg that Sancai hit Aoyou Fatty, Qi Qiandie swung the pig leg into the cloudscape, and kicked Xu Qingle, who had already chased in front of him, flying out. It was a Crane Returning to Gushan that smashed towards Xu Qingle.

To be honest, Qi Qiandie is just a second player when playing Tibetan swords. Since the second teacher was abolished by the town faction in the 80s, and then he was completely unable to learn second skills, except for leading apprentices and groups of mobs, he has basically never used Tibetan swords. Sword of the heart.

Therefore, he is really not very good at this kind of competition. The reason why he can become so sharp all of a sudden is because the skill description of the hidden sword is too sharp.

Cloudscape at the Peak - Consume 10 points of sword qi, strike the target with the epee blade, and knock it back 15 feet.Use on melee enemies that are attacking you, allowing you to gain distance.Usually immediately after using this move, he returns to the lonely mountain to chase the enemy.

If you don't see it, let you use the crane to return to the lonely mountain to chase the enemy directly.

鹤归孤山——消耗20点剑气，跳跃至正前方15尺处并以重剑猛击地面，对半径6尺范围内的最多10个目标造成201-222点外功伤害并使其晕眩，对周围4尺内的目标造成额外的200%武器伤害。该招式受额外的外功攻击加成。

Beating people can also make people dizzy, and you can do whatever you want after you get dizzy.

Although the five poisons are sharp, but because it is long-distance, and the skills are mainly based on poisoning and poisoning, when beating people, there is really no pleasure when a little yellow chicken swings an epee and smashes people. The feeling is really great.

In the future, whoever says that Jian San has a bad sense of attack, I will beat him up.

Qi Qiandie enjoyed the beating, but the one who was beaten was not.

Among the thousands of cultivators in the comprehension world, sword cultivators are the most aggressive.

It's hard to say what a fighter will do if you lose face to him.

For example, this one, in front of a group of new juniors, was beaten by a mortal with a strange sword move. She almost gave him her knee. She was so angry that she couldn't care less about what she had said.

"enough!"

boom!

Accompanied by Xu Qingle's roar, Qi Qiandie only felt her body's aura surge, and then the natal sword in her hand - the Bishui Sword, pierced straight at Qi Qiandie's vitals like lightning.

"Go! Why do you still have this trick? GWW, you are hiding your secrets!" Although this move was beyond Qi Qiandie's expectation, seeing that he was not in a panic, he flew back a few steps, switching the heavy sword for light The sword, the horizontal sword is in front, and the umbrella is opened, like a shield, blocking the attack of the Bishui sword.

Qi Qiandie's face brightened, and he was about to say a few more taunting words, when he suddenly felt another strong attack from the Bishui sword, and then he flew out like a sandbag.

In order not to fall too badly, Qi Qiandie forcibly backflips when landing to reduce the impact, but she still feels numb in her right wrist, almost unable to hold the sword stably.

Is this the gap between NPCs and players?interesting.

"Come again!" Qi Qiandie put away the umbrella and said, pointing at Xu Qingle.

Xu Qingle flicked the Bishui sword, the tip of the sword trembled slightly, several auras gathered on the tip of the sword, and then the Bishui sword turned into dozens of light blue sword shadows, facing Qi Qiandie's body from an extremely strange and tricky angle Every vital point of the body rushed straight away.

If these dozens of sword shadows were replaced by others, even if they could handle it, they would definitely lose each other.

But for Qi Qiandie who has the red name auto-lock function and target line, the auto-lock function will automatically lock the nearest sword shadow, and the target line will tell you the direction of this sword shadow in the most crude and simple way , distance, or even the flying route, trying to shoot down or dodge these dozens of sword shadows is no more difficult than dodging the sword rain of the sixth son of Tianzi Peak.

Dozens of cyan sword shadows danced in mid-air with extremely brilliant aura sword shadows, and the girl in yellow clothes with an umbrella dexterously shuttled among the sword shadows, adding a touch of warmth to this piece of green.

The perfect combination of the sword shadow and the human figure, the afterimages of the roads are shining with spiritual light, it is so beautiful that others are mesmerized by it, and almost mistakenly regard this scene as a beautiful picture to watch.

It looks beautiful to outsiders, but to those who are deeply involved in it, it is very distressing and disturbing.

It's okay to be so excited to compete with a mortal, but the worst thing is that you haven't compared with this mortal in the sword competition; It's not just a simple competition of swordsmanship anymore; it's okay to go back and forth, after all, the winner in the cultivation world is the king, but the worst thing is that I have already put in all my cultivation, but I still can't beat this guy completely, and I was also defeated by the opponent. Pulled into the swamp.

I don't have much aura left!

Xu Qingle gritted her teeth, absorbed a piece of spirit stone to supplement the little spirit energy left, and then desperately urged the clear water sword in her hand.

The cyan sword shadow flickered and danced rapidly in the air. Not only did the flying angle become more and more strange and tricky, it even showed an instant function.The sword shadow that seems to be flying towards Qi Qiandie's head can often appear at Qi Qiandie's feet after a flash.

Obviously, the sword shadow has gone so strangely that Qi Qiandie had to speed up his dodge, but from the afterimage of Daoming's yellow human figure in the sword array, Xu Qingle found that not only Qi Qiandie was not injured by himself, but More and more more than enough.

"How... is it possible?" Xu Qingle was almost dumbfounded seeing Qi Qiandie who was so fast that she couldn't see her face clearly.

This is impossible!This cannot be the speed that mortals can achieve!

Before Xu Qingle recovered from Qi Qiandie's speed, she suddenly felt a coolness coming from her back. A sharp and cold thing had already pierced her broken body Qi, pierced her clothes, and in her heart.

Along with the coolness came Qi Qiandie's pink and tender voice, "You lost."

how can that be?

Xu Qingle's expression froze, then her body turned stiffly and she turned her head, holding a sword behind her back, looking at her with a bright smile, whoever it was if it wasn't Qi Qiandie.

"How... how did you... come here?" Xu Qingle felt that her voice was a bit dry. Today's blow was too great. A disciple of the tenth floor of Houtian actually lost to a mortal. This... this is simply ...

"You won." Xu Qingle dropped the Clear Water Sword in her hand with a look of despair, so what if she knew the reason?If you lose, you lose, and if you lose, you have to admit it.

"Hee hee...Actually, you are very powerful, but I am even more powerful." Qi Qiandie retracted her sword, looked at Xu Qingle who suddenly looked much older and said with a smile.

You are great, but I am stronger.

The reason is that simple.

Xu Qingle was defeated, and he was so convinced.

"Okay, the martial arts competition is over, I should go back to eat." Qi Qiandie glanced out of the corner of her eye, obviously not in the mood, Xu Qingle who stayed by the side in a daze, ignored the admiration or surprise of the newcomers next to him He didn't talk about Qian Qingchen anymore, he patted the ashes on his body, turned around and walked towards Lunxiantai.

Seeing his figure flying away, this group of young chickens who watched the competition, for the first time, had a theory of spiritual roots in the cultivation world, and even for many years, this theory that a person's future is determined by spiritual roots began. doubt.

Maybe...human beings...can really overcome the sky?

So regardless of the group of little chickens who were deceived by Qi Qiandie's pretense, they bounced all the way back to Changsheng Peak, and Qi Qiandie, who went to the Zhengyang Peak cafeteria to touch two chicken legs, just stepped into Changsheng Peak. In the courtyard, even before the courtyard door was closed, he immediately knelt down on the ground with one waist, and then red stains began to ooze from the bright yellow clothes.

Qi Qiandie tore off the outer clothes casually, took out the mirror and looked at herself in the mirror, her fair skin was covered with scars, the flesh was flying, and the bones could be seen deep, and the blood couldn't stop flowing out. The floor was stained red.

"The blood of the poisonous corpse is so much! How can a normal person shed so much blood? This must be the weight of several people!"

Qi Qiandie was teasing, while cutting up the sky to heal herself.

Following purple and white rays of light lit up on his body, scars disappeared instantly like a video tape played backwards.

After the health bar was filled up, the self that appeared in the mirror was still a pink and delicious big white bun.

"Hmph! I'm so miserable today, that guy shouldn't be any better than me." Thinking of Xu Qingle's lost soul, Qi Qiandie couldn't help but feel a burst of joy in his heart.

Some people love money, some people love sex, and some people want nothing, but they just can't stand having a few pig teammates.

To deal with different enemies, there must be different attack methods.

For people like Xu Qingle, it is useless to hit them physically, the only thing that can work is to hit them psychologically.

The simplest and most brutal method of psychological blow-take away his most beloved thing, and then ruthlessly destroy it for him to see.

What Xu Qingxin loves the most is her confidence in her sword skills.

And what Qi Qiandie wanted to do was to destroy her self-confidence.

Knock her down!Beat her hard again!As a mortal, drag her down from the aloof position of a cultivator, and use your own strength to tell her that you... are just a waste that is not even as good as a mortal.