Diary of the poisonous brother

In the Hupao Courtyard beside the West Lake at the foot of Zangjianmen Mountain, there lived a group of little yellow chickens who had just started, and a group of aggressive little yellow chickens.

This group of little yellow chickens who are referred to as "fighting chickens" or "teasering chickens" by Qi Qiandie for short, has a nice name in Tibetan Jianmen, "New Entrant Disciples".

"Did you know? Fighting chickens are not only rich in nutrition, but also because of the long-term exercise, the meat is firmer and more elastic than ordinary chickens, and the dishes they make are also more delicious, making people unable to control it...provoke... ...Uh...Little Dianxin, what are you doing?" Qi Qiandie looked at the missing chicken wings in her hand, tilted her head and looked at the smiling boy sitting beside her.

Qian Qingchen, who is 15 years old this year, can no longer see the bumpkin appearance when he first started three years ago, let alone the thin, small and sick poor boy in Lidu City four years ago.At this time, he fits every young girl's reason for the dream lover - handsome, gentle, elegant, kind and considerate, sincere and humble, with a bright future, very proud but not too earthy.

But in fact, only Qi Qiandie knows that although this guy has grown a lot, his spells have improved a lot, and his alchemy skills have shown extraordinary qualities, but because of the strange flower cultivation system of the head, his mind is very weak. It hasn't increased at all, and it's still the same soft, white, cute and stupid.

It belongs to the kind, if I were his relative, I would be afraid that he would be kidnapped even if I asked him to go out to buy a bottle of soy sauce.

"Sister Qiandie, you don't want me anymore?" Qian Qingchen looked at Qi Qiandie who was a little angry and silly because of the chicken wings being robbed, and said with aggrieved face.

"Why don't I want you? How could I not want you!" After so many years of snacks, it seems that they are almost ready to eat, how can they just say no?Mouth-to-mouth snacks, how can they fly?

"Then why did you tell Master Changsheng that you want to travel alone?" Qian Qingchen looked at Qi Qiandie with red eyes and a look of grief and indignation.

"Uh..." Qi Qiandie rubbed her forehead with her hand feebly. She really didn't know how to explain this kind of thing to others. How could a mortal with fish lips understand the troubles of gods?Could it be that brother can tell you that because brother doesn't go out to travel anymore, you should find out that brother doesn't grow up?

In the past three years, Qi Qiandie stayed at the Tibetan Sword Gate every day because she wanted to learn the advanced sword skills that were not taught in the game, learning the sword very seriously. Occasionally go to Yangzhou City to sell medicine and hunt game.

Seeing that it was impossible to get the chicken wings back, Qi Qiandie took out a package of marinated and dried meat strips from the bag, and began to eat them with relish.

Who is the owner of this bag of meat strips?Is it the monk who wanted to steal brother's prescription, or the dude who specially molested women from good families?Well, I don’t remember, I just remember that his vitality was longer than ordinary people, he was cut into more than 1000 slices by my brother, and he didn’t die. Later, I watched myself being bitten to death by Ah Da, Ah Er, Ah San. He also yelled "As a disciple of the Tibetan Sword Sect, you eat people outside, does your master know?"

What a fool!I eat people outside, of course my master doesn't know!My master only knows that I am a chivalrous man outside, who hates evil like an enemy, punishes rape and eliminates evil, and maintains the kind atmosphere in the cultivation world.

Isn't it strange to have a master who loves to be chivalrous and a disciple who loves to be chivalrous?

These days, there is still a future for being a good person. It is also murder and arson. When a good person does it, he is a chivalrous man.

This double-standard play is really... It seems that after the good guys are done fighting for righteousness, they won't take away the bad guy's universe bag.

Brother just took away the body bag when he took the Qiankun bag, and he didn't do anything immoral other than that. On the contrary, it made the law and order environment in Yangzhou city much better.

I don't know where those bad guys have died. Recently, it has become more and more difficult to hunt game. If you don't come to buy some game, you will stop cooking.

"I hate it! I'm in a daze again! Who are you thinking about?" Qian Qingchen fell into deep thought when he saw Qi Qiandie. Immediately, he tugged at the corner of his clothes unhappy and said, "Are you missing those... little chicks of yours again!"

The "little chicken" in Qian Qingchen's mouth is a registered disciple who belongs to the same Changsheng Peak as Qi Qiandie.Although the relationship between him and Qi Qiandie has been very good for three years, it can't stand that he is a disciple of Zhengyang Peak and a direct disciple of the head of the sect. He is still a mortal without spiritual roots, their status in the sect is very different, and they have their own learning tasks to complete, so they often don't see each other for several days, and they can only communicate through sound transmission symbols.

But the registered disciples of Changsheng Peak are different. Although they are not as high status as themselves, nor have their future prospects, they are in the same peak as Sister Qiandie, eat and sleep together every day, and practice martial arts together. It can be said that they have been with Qiandie for three years. They are the ones Sister Die gets along with the most.

Hate it!Sister Qiandie is so cute!She is mine alone!You are not allowed to covet!

Qian Qingchen looked at Qi Qiandie, who was laughing heartlessly, with a slightly sad expression. It would be great if he hadn't come to the world of cultivation back then. If he hadn't come here, would sister Qiandie always be his alone?I really miss the days in Lidu City, although those days were bitter and dangerous, but now I think of them so nostalgic.

"What's wrong with you? Are you jealous? Don't be jealous! You don't know about our sect. The ratio of male to female is two to one. A rotten girl is a pair of homosexuals. I'm not interested in them." The woman in the hidden sword gate , no matter young or old, they are all like fighting cocks. They can only practice swords all day long, and they can't even cook a meal. It's better to find Qian Qingchen than to find them.

Good-looking, good aptitude, can practice alchemy and has a future, can do housework and cook, and most importantly, soft and cute can make herself look like a female man.

As Qi Qiandie said, she stuck out her tongue and licked Qian Qingchen's white and tender face. It's still the same formula and the same taste. It's the best to relieve oil and greasy after eating jerky.

"Qian... Sister Qiandie... I hate..." Qian Qingchen was shy and looked at Qi Qiandie in bewilderment, his handsome face was flushed, as if he had applied a layer of high-quality rouge.

"Ah...hahaha! As expected, my dim sum is the cutest! Don't worry! You taste so good! I won't abandon you!" Qian Qingchen reached out and touched Qian Qingchen's face, flirting with a good woman with a standard bully He said with a smile on his face, "You taste better than them all! How could I be willing to abandon you?"

"Really? I really taste better than them!" After three years of being together and brainwashing, Qian Qingchen no longer wants to and is too lazy to struggle with the nickname "Little Dim Sum". A person whose food is nicknamed.

Or to put it another way, compared to other people who must have the word "chicken" in their nicknames, my own "Little Dim Sum" is considered an extrajudicial favor, and it sounds like it is not a product of a style of painting.

And why their nicknames and the food they refer to are so clear, and they are all the meat that Qiandie's sister likes, but I am just a dim sum that I don't even know whether I should support the salty party or the sweet party?

Forget it, let's not pursue this for now, the key now is whether I am the food that Sister Qiandie thinks is the most delicious and favorite.

"Of course you are the best! You will never get tired of eating dim sum, but chicken will." Qi Qiandie burped, looking at the soft cheeks of her dim sum, couldn't help poking her.

Fish lip snacks!Of course you are the best!How can those fast food chickens compare to your delicious snack?

"Really?" Qian Qingchen raised his brows high, his brows and eyes were full of joy.

"Of course it's true! No KFC or McDonald's tastes as good as yours."

Yes, Qi Qiandie's nicknames for her classmates are all based on their characteristics, named after the recipes of KFC and McDonald's.

For example, the one with yellow skin is called "Golden Crispy Chicken", the one with cheerful personality is called "Mai Le Chicken", the one with long legs and hot personality is called "Spicy Chicken Drumstick", the one with long legs and good smell is called "Spicy Chicken Drumstick", The ones with long legs and strong strength are called "Jin Crispy Chicken Legs", the ones with strong thighs are not long, the ones with shorter stature are called "Poppy Chicken Popcorn", the ones with heavier body odor are called "Finger Sucking Original Chicken", the ones with crispy words, and those who live in the countryside It's called "Pastoral Crispy Chicken Burger" and so on, anyway, it has blackened the Yellow Chicken Villa all over.

"In reality, someone like me will get bird flu!" Qi Qiandie took out a packet of human meat in sauce from her bag, and gnawed it silently.

As a poisonous corpse, the daily food consumption is huge. Qi Qiandie usually doesn’t have much time to show up to hunt wild game, but he has to hang out with a group of delicious chickens all day long. Beware of suffering from bird flu, he can only choose to eat processed human flesh instead of bloody and steaming fresh human flesh.

"Then you still have to abandon me!" After a circle, the question returned to the old question.

Qian Qingchen was very worried about Qi Qiandie going out to practice alone. If he didn't have a little sense, he would have rushed to the Changsheng Peak, pointed at the nose of the real Changsheng and asked, "Are you dead?" The relationship has been too long, so you can't see him becoming a CP?"

"Oh! This is really not the same thing!" Qi Qiandie turned her head and looked helplessly.

In the past three years, Qian Qingchen has changed from being a male god to being a male god, but his height and appearance have not changed at all, and he can't even explain the reason of using Zhuyan Pill-after all, who would be hurt by embarrassing himself? Yan Zai is ten years old?No matter how much you love beauty and how you like to pretend to be tender, you can't do this.

"Then tell me! Tell me why?" Qian Qingchen said angrily.

If he hadn't received the news in time, this guy might have slipped away by himself.

I also like "little snacks" the most, but before I left, I didn't even tell me. Instead, I came to see the group of junior brothers and sisters. What's so good about them?I look good?I am handsome?I have a future?It's really maddening!

"It's so mad!" Qi Qiandie said with a serious face.

It's not good to be too familiar with each other. They both know what each other is thinking.

"You...you..." Qian Qingchen blushed, looking at Qi Qiandie, his eye circles turned red all of a sudden.

"Why do you cry so much? Really..." Qi Qiandie looked helplessly, and Qian Qingchen, who started to cry non-stop because of her own words, looked around unconsciously.

Fortunately, there was no one, otherwise others might not think of me... No!Brother is a woman now!

Qi Qiandie is very helpless, except for his immature snacks, there is nothing worth keeping in Zangjianmen now, he doesn't know what else he can do if he stays here.

In this case, it can only be...

Qi Qiandie touched the insect flute hanging on her waist with her small hand, and called out to Qian Qingchen, "Sleeping Gu!"

Sleeping Gu - harmless to the human body, it just makes people drowsy.Moreover, people who are in a coma will wake up as soon as they are hurt, and they will not worry about falling asleep.

Qi Qiandie hugged Qian Qingchen who was lying on his side, put him under the tree, covered him with a blanket carefully, and kindly placed a small magic circle around him to prevent snakes, insects, rats, ants and animals , just turned and left without hesitation.

Of course, leaving with Qi Qiandie is also Qian Qingchen's Qiankun bag - I have done so many things, I have to get some rewards.

Qi Qiandie walked for half an hour before he left the mountain where the hidden sword gate was located and came to a remote deserted forest. Then he checked the surroundings with his spiritual sense, and after confirming that there was no one there, he opened the easy access system in the system. The capacity change system, without hesitation, changed her cute loli appearance with double ponytails into the No. 13 cinnabar face with shoulder-length hair.

Different from the cute and soft shape of double ponytails, NO.13's face is a very glamorous type that is already mature even though it is young.With a beautiful face and snow skin, good features, and a little face with a little cinnabar between the eyebrows, it is as delicate as a flower, which is just convenient for him to do the next thing.

Sitting on the flying magic weapon "Qingluopa" given to him by Lei Jun, Qi Qiandie looked at the map of Yunyang Spiritual World, and silently calculated in his heart how far he was from his destination, Baihuaji.

The Baihuaji is near the Baihua Palace. Although it looks the same as the usual monk town on the surface, it is actually a transit point for the people of the Baihua Palace.

But where is Baihua Palace?The Baihua Palace is a well-known evil sect in the Yunyang spiritual world. It is famous for practicing the art of harvesting tonics, and it specializes in kidnapping female monks into the palace to harvest tonics.

Although no one has said what happened to these female monks, judging from the record that none of them left the palace, one can imagine what happened to these female monks in the palace.

"For the sake of justice and cute girls, I want to destroy these evil flower-pickers." Qi Qiandie half-lyed on the cushion she placed on "Qing Luopa", holding a fresh meat bun in one hand and a glass of bright red in the other. Drinks, one sip of the drink and one sip of the steamed stuffed bun, talking vaguely.

If the evil power is not very strong, I will destroy these evil flower picking thieves for the sake of these cute girls; if the evil power is too strong, I will save my useful body, and I will find a chance to save you next time.

Qi Qiandie was thinking all the way, flying all the way, flying all the way, eating all the way, and after flying for three or four days, she finished all the spare jerky, her eyes glowed green with hunger, and she wanted to eat it raw when she saw someone At that time, relying on the extraordinary eyesight of a practitioner, he finally found traces of a market town in front of him, and this market town must be Baihuaji.

You ask Qi Qiandie why he is so sure that the front is Baihuaji?It's very simple, as long as you look at the monks you meet nearby, you can guess what is going on in front of you.

It is not certain who will die!

Because she was afraid of revealing her true strength, she had to give up "Qing Luopa" early in the morning, and Qi Qiandie, who was riding a horse, was riding a pony, holding a small fan, fanning around, looking leisurely, look Looking at the town gate ahead, he grinned a sweet smile.

Whether you look at it from the inside or the outside, Baihuaji is a very ordinary and ordinary small market town. The town is full of vicissitudes of life and old houses. An avenue divides the market town into two halves from south to north. There are various of small traders.If Qi Qiandie hadn't checked the information early in the morning, he would have been confused by Baihuaji's peaceful appearance, which was even more peaceful than the mortal world.

"True fish lip! Don't they know that the more it looks real, the more peaceful and quiet it looks, the weirder it is? How can there be such a harmonious, loving and peaceful place in the cultivation world?"

Qi Qiandie sneered in her heart, and walked into a well-decorated inn on the side of the road.

"Guest officer! You are here!"

Although Qi Qiandie's body looks like a child's, she has good professional ethics-mainly because Qi Qiandie is young, with the identity of the acquired quadruple, and he wears gold and silver, lest others don't know the nouveau riche Dressed according to his identity, the waiter at the inn rushed over as soon as he entered the door, "Gu... girl!"

"What kind of girl, aunt! Call me auntie! Do you understand, auntie?" Qi Qiandie raised her head proudly, looked directly at Xiao Er with her nose, and screamed loudly, ignoring the eyes of other people in the shop.

Facing such a troublesome guest like Qi Qiandie, Xiao Er still didn't get angry or angry, but was very professional, and changed his words: "Isn't it... the little one should be damned! The little mouth is cheap! The little one said the wrong thing Auntie, grandma, you just..."

"It's my aunt! Not my little aunt!" Qi Qiandie put her hands on her waist, raised her chest, and said loudly like every child trying to pretend to be an adult, "Look clearly, how young am I?"

Before Xiaoer could speak, a teasing and teasing voice came from behind Qi Qiandie, "See clearly, you are so young!"

"Who? Who is talking behind me? Stand up for Miss Ben!" Qi Qiandie turned around and saw a dozen big men sitting scattered behind him. For a while, he couldn't tell who spoke just now. Who is it? I can only stomp my feet angrily and say: "Huh! A group of guys who dare to act but dare not to be! A big man, like a gossip woman, can only sneak up on people behind his back. If you have the courage to say it, you don't have the courage to admit it! Humph! It’s fine if you don’t admit it! If you admit it, I will definitely let my father beat you to death! My father is the head of the Minghai Sect! He is a very powerful Golden Core cultivator!”

As soon as Qi Qiandie's words came out of her mouth, she heard the sound of "puchi" coming from several corners of the inn.

"Who! Who is laughing secretly!" Qi Qiandie stomped her feet vigorously again, and slapped her palm on the table angrily, leaving an inch-deep handprint on the table. Sweeping around in the inn.

"Ouch! My little... no, my aunt! Auntie, I think you have come here after a long journey, and you must be tired after a hard journey. Why don't you stay in our hotel for a night and take a shower before setting off?" The second looked at Qi Qiandie, who looked like a little fried rooster and was on fire without a brain, her head hurt slightly, she rubbed her temples calmly, and said in a seductive tone: "There is also a top-notch restaurant in our store." The room is not rented out on Tianzi, it is big and comfortable, it is most suitable for a grand lady like you, aunt, I think you will like it."

"Huh?" Qi Qiandie let out a soft "Huh", turned her head to look at Xiao Er, and said happily: "I never thought that you, a Xiao Er, are so knowledgeable and know the name of our Minghai School? Not bad! Thank you !"

As Qi Qiandie said, he boldly took out a few low-grade spirit stones from the Qiankun bag, and threw them into the little second-hand with the gesture of dismissing a beggar, "For the sake of your knowledge, my aunt is forced to live alone." Come here, you lead the way quickly."

"Hey...thank you...thank you, aunt." Xiaoer touched the spirit stone in his hand and said overjoyed.

As mentioned earlier, Yunyang Spirit World is just a low-level map, with low-level NPCs, little aura, and low rewards for doing tasks.Although a few spirit stones are not too much, for a waiter in an inn, he can receive so much as a tip for a few kind words, which is definitely a big fortune.

Xiaoer looked at Qi Qiandie excitedly, at this time he didn't feel Qi Qiandie's smile, nor was he as arrogant and domineering as before, with a hideous face, but no matter how he looked at it, he thought it looked good.

stupid!speed!many!Ouch!Come on guys!There's a rich fool here!

"Cut! No knowledge! A few spirit stones will make you happy like this!" Qi Qiandie waved her hand indifferently, and casually grabbed a handful of spirit stones from the Qiankun bag, this time it was no longer a low-grade spirit stone , but a middle-grade spirit stone of excellent quality.

Hearing the sudden heavy breathing behind her, Qi Qiandie smiled slightly in her heart, ignoring the hot feeling on her back, looked at Xiaoer with glowing eyes and said, "How is it? Do you want it?"