Diary of the poisonous brother

Tianlei, Gemini, Dimang, Sixiang, Five Elements, Liuhe, this, this...

This subtle sense of familiarity made Qi Qiandie feel a little sad.

Why does my brother even travel through time, and still want to [war!Sweet Sweet Room] Huh?Eating too much sugar will cause a toothache, okay?

The Heavenly Thunder Formation is so perverted, how annoying are the other four formations?That's not the same as saying yes!

Qi Qiandie sniffed, raised the sword in her hand, and cut off the two heads of the two-headed snake neatly.

By the way, it is a two-headed snake, and the two snake heads must be cut off together, otherwise the snake head will regenerate immediately, and it will not kill you no matter how you beat it.

So which formation to proceed now, everyone knows.

Qi Qiandie looked at the densely packed double-headed snakes rushing towards her, and felt goose bumps all over her body. Who will tell brother why poisonous corpses also have dense object phobia?

According to the settings in the game, if the twin monsters of the twin array are beaten by them for a long time, the negative state that reduces the amount of healing will appear on the beaten one according to time, and the negative state will be stacked up layer by layer. Once the negative state If the stack is too high, the treatment other than the five poisons will not be able to add blood, so when Qi Qiandie saw that the sky was full of twin snakes, he could only strike thousands of miles and fight with them.

Commonly known as "hit and run", run away and take the opportunity to give yourself a couple of milks.

What?You said that brother is also the five poisons, brother should be able to add blood?Have you ever seen the temptation of the five poisons to yourself?

Qi Qiandie relied on this to fight and run, ran to brush, brushed and then went back to fight. He felt that he was not just a five-poison, but the husky he hated to meet in the wild.

"One set of two hundred pills, um...five sets of one thousand pills, finally enough for a thousand demon pills." Qi Qiandie briefly counted the demon pills in his backpack, and took a last look at the monster that was rushing towards him. The two-headed snake turned around and flew towards the island.

As soon as Qi Qian's butterfly feet landed, she was overwhelmed by the scene on the island.

I saw King Liang lying comfortably on a jade bed, surrounded by ten beauties who were waiting for him.

There are those who hold umbrellas, those who play fans, those who feed water, and those who beat their feet. Yingying Yanyan is so lively.

"Uncle really knows how to enjoy it." Qi Qiandie snorted coldly, threw the storage bag full of demon pills to King Liang, walked over to pick up an orange, peeled it open and ate it, "I don't even think about your niece and me ... dense object phobia committed."

The so-called dense object phobia is to associate dense objects with humans or other organisms, and impose dense objects that do not conform to the normal human body laws on humanoids and human bodies.For example, lotus milk, empty fingers, tick dogs, patients with pustules all over their bodies and so on.

But occasionally there will be serious cases, as long as you see objects that are densely piled up and look exactly the same, you will feel strange.

"Phobia of dense objects?" Bright Demon King sat up, waved away the group of women, and stretched out his palms to Qi Qiandie, only to see that his palms, which were originally as white as a woman's, were completely festered, big and small. The pustules oozing pus, the pustules cracked, like a gaping mouth, the smile was full of malice, just like the expression on the face of the Bright Demon King at this time, "How is it? Is it scary? ?”

Bright Demon King spoke in a malicious and abductive voice.

"Uh..." Qi Qiandie just glanced at it, then immediately shook her head. It's not too scary to say it, but goosebumps kept falling down, and at the same time, her heart was terrified.

"Then what about this?" Bright Demon King shook his hand, a flash of light flashed in the palm of his hand, and the pustules that were spitting out pus just now immediately turned into high-grade spirit stones.

They were densely piled up in the hands of the Bright Demon King, piled up high, like a hill, overflowing with aura and emitting a faint light.

"Is it still scary?" Bright Demon King tilted his head and asked Qi Qiandie with a smile.

"Then what..." Qi Qiandie raised her head, looked at the Bright Demon King with Xingxing eyes, and said flatteringly: "Lord, can you be friends with me?"

Demon King Liang smiled, and then threw all the spirit stones in his hand to Qi Qiandie, and seeing how happy he was holding them in his hands, he clapped his hands and said, "So I say, there is no fear of dense objects in this world at all. , It’s just that they are beautiful and ugly.” After the Demon King finished speaking, he glanced at Qi Qiandie again, seeing that he was still happy that he had won a lot of money for nothing, and snorted coldly, “Hmph! A little bit of Lingshi will make Qian's eyes open? I really don't know how your father taught you? Your father is really an idiot! A big idiot!"

"Yes! You are right. My father is a big fool. He doesn't know the truth that girls should be rich." Qi Qiandie raised her head to look at the Bright Demon King, blinking her eyes and said, "So uncle, you ...Should we raise our niece richly?"

"It's about raising a rich niece, this problem... I'll talk about it later, I'd better cure your other problem first." The Bright Demon King looked at Qi Qiandie, with a malicious gleam in his eyes.

"What... what... what's wrong?" Qi Qiandie instinctively took two steps back, looking at King Liang in horror.

"Of course you said it. As for the problem, such as dense object phobia." Bright Demon King said with a sinister smile, pointing at Qi Qiandie.

"No... don't need it? I can overcome this small problem." Qi Qiandie scratched the back of her head with her backhand, and said with a dry smile: "But if you say uncle, how do you overcome it? It's..." Give me a pile of high-grade spirit stones, densely packed for me to look at?

Before Qi Qiandie could say anything, the Demon King impatiently waved his hand, and a black mist sprayed out from his sleeves, and the black mist came straight to Qi Qiandie, covering Qi Qiandie in a short while .

When the black mist dissipated, Qi Qiandie stood there with her eyes turned white and her face dull, her body motionless, like a wooden stake.

"Hee hee, good niece, I don't know good niece, you are so cute, what are you afraid of? Let me see... What does your dream look like? It's countless white, fat, alive and kicking maggots, Crawling on you, or something else?" Bright Demon King smiled sinisterly, lay back on the jade bed, and stuffed demon pills into his mouth.

Watching a play, of course, must be accompanied by good wine and delicious candies.

One, two, three... so delicious.

After eating the candy, have a fragrant and sweet dream.

Bright Demon King waved his hand, and a small wooden house appeared beside him.

Enter the door, go up the ban, exercise skills, and heal the wound.

It's just that as soon as the Demon King entered the door, Qi Qiandie, who was originally demented, immediately rolled his eyes, then waved his hands, and rubbed his face vigorously, "I knew you had no good intentions. Fortunately, brother was on guard..." Qi Qiandie muttered softly.

It's one thing to be on guard, another thing to be on guard but not to be on guard, and another thing to rely on the demon corpse's lack of five senses and ability to dream in the end.

"I'm still too weak." Qi Qiandie learned from the painful experience.

Now that the Bright Demon King has gone to practice in closed doors, he can't fall behind, otherwise who knows what this guy will do to him when he comes out?This demon is too evil, no wonder his brother doesn't like him.

With a flash of Qi Qiandie's figure, she also got into her own space, entered the house and closed the door. As for the prohibition, she didn't bother to have it. With the Bright Demon King, the only one who can move her is the Bright Demon King.

Sitting on the futon, Qi Qiandie took out the demon pills in his backpack, and treated him as a virtuous poisonous corpse. If he didn't go too far to pluck his hair and get some demon pills, would he be worthy of his integrity?

Sorry!

Qi Qiandie sat quietly. He was very aware of his situation. Without spiritual roots, he could not absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. If there were no great opportunities, he could only rely on killing monsters to improve.

In the cultivation world, there are no macros and button sprites to hang up. If you have to manually spawn monsters by yourself, you have to brush until you die. Therefore, absorbing the energy in the demon core has become the fastest way.

Qi Qiandie threw a demon pill into her mouth, and the true energy in her body began to circulate slowly.After a while, a warm spiritual energy emanated from the demon core, mixed with the original spiritual energy in the body, and after traveling around the meridians in the body, it was finally sucked into the dantian.

Repeating this constantly, Qi Qiandie quickly absorbed nine out of ten of the thousand demon pills, and the dantian once again faintly showed signs of breaking through.

Qi Qiandie was overjoyed, and hurriedly took out the last hundred or so demon pills to absorb, but after absorbing it, she suddenly felt severe pain in the meridians all over her body.

The aura in the demon core absorbed before was still slowly flowing through the body bit by bit, but now it rushed into his veins like a turbulent and out-of-control river, rushing wildly everywhere.Rao Qi Qiandie's meridian had been transformed and widened, and now she is suffering from the same pain because of the loss of aura.

Qi Qiandie's body muscles tensed because of the out-of-control aura crashing in her body, and blue and purple meridians emerged all over her body, giving her a hideous and terrifying look.

But Qi Qiandie has no time to care about this, he has to work hard to control those auras, otherwise it is no joke that the meridians are damaged because of this. Don't let the dead body pass?

Qi Qiandie carefully controlled the aura in her body, wandered through her body and entered the dantian, just about to take a long breath, but found that the pain in the meridians did not get better, but became more and more severe.

not good!This is……

Body quenching again?

This familiar pain made Qi Qiandie both happy and angry.

The good news is that I can grow up a little bit.

What's angry is that I'm going to hurt someone to death again, who can knock me out?

The last time he tempered his body, with the help of Demon King Yi, he was able to immobilize himself so that he didn't do things like bumping into walls, biting people, or other things that hurt others or himself under pain.

It's not important to harm others, the key is if you can't bear the pain, how can you break it if you hit your head to death?

Qi Qiandie thought for a while, endured the severe pain all over her body, and took out a monster corpse from her backpack.

Although these monsters are dead, their skins can be used as armor, their meat can be used as food, and their tendons can also be pulled out to make ropes.

He ordered the puppet to pull out the tendons from the corpse of the monster, tied himself up, and stuffed himself with a piece of cloth to prevent himself from biting his tongue because of too much pain... Well, as a poisonous corpse, even if you bite your tongue Turn into slag, and you won't die.

But biting your tongue hurts.

Qi Qiandie originally thought that he was fully prepared, but when he saw pustules suddenly appear on his originally white skin, he almost collapsed.

The pustules changed from small to large, each about the size of a soybean, densely packed all over the body, although the face could not be seen, but there was at least two catties of pus on the face, which could be felt.

What are you really afraid of?

Yami Butterfly!No!Labor and management have dense object phobia!

The pain is still within the tolerable range, but the level of nausea... Even if Qi Qiandie is not a real woman, she still cares about her appearance, okay?

Don't ask for a handsome guy, at least he is a normal person.

There are abscesses all over the body, what is this?

In order not to affect everyone’s appetite for eating, I won’t write in detail how the pustules turned from small soybeans to small peaches one by one, how they exploded one by one, and how they were like a rotten grape, with the skin cracked and the juice flowing horizontally , the flesh exudes a stench, no matter how full of maggots, no matter how fat and white maggots are crawling around on his body, and finally the flesh of the whole body rots into slag little by little.

Looking at his youthful body, it first turned into a mass of stinky meat, and then turned into a pile of white bones.

The change of bones and beauty, this kind of test is not acceptable to ordinary people.

In short, for the specific situation, you can refer to "Girl Bathroom Suicide 21". After reading that post, just think that if you die, you will become such a mess. It is estimated that it can dispel the suicidal tendencies of many suicides.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Qi Qiandie wanted to cry, but she couldn't shed any tears from her rotten eyes.

But such mental torture is not for nothing.

When the second body quenching was over, Qi Qiandie broke free from the rope that bound her for the first time, got up from the ground and jumped twice, happily leaned to the wall, and compared the top of her head with the wall. After a while, he drew a white line on the wall, and took another look at the white line drawn last time. Sure enough, he was at least three centimeters taller.

"Although this development speed is a little urgent, it is still acceptable." Qi Qiandie ran to the mirror and looked at herself in the mirror. The skin that comes out seems to be whiter and more tender, "What a beauty!"

If it were before today, Qi Qiandie must be very disappointed with her more beautiful face, which is not manly at all, but after experiencing such horror, Qi Qiandie feels that her requirements have suddenly become lower. It's enough to look like a person, and being beautiful and beautiful is just an additional condition.

And don't think he's immoral, just change someone, even if it's a woman, even if this woman looks like Bai Zhi, if she had to choose between a rotting corpse face and Guan Xi's face, she would still have no regrets. Do not hesitate to choose the latter.

Brother Guanxi is at least a handsome guy, he looks like Brother Guanxi, and in the end he was praised as "the little girl is so handsome". If he looked like a rotten corpse, he would have been head-on to death if he was weak.

"But..." Qi Qiandie narrowed her eyes, leaned in front of the mirror, and compared her face with her hands, as if it was not an illusion, "Have you gotten fatter?"

In the past, only when I changed to the steamed bun face in the system, would I feel the fleshy cheeks. Now, looking at it this way, not only the cheeks look like two flour sacks showing the joy of harvest, but even the double chin is showing.

"What's going on here?" Qi Qiandie scratched her head, a little puzzled.

But it doesn’t matter if you don’t understand, if you are fatter, you will be fatter. It’s nothing more than changing from a melon-seeded face to an apple face, full of collagen, youth, vitality, and... wait...

Qi Qiandie took off her pants and looked at her little penis, which finally changed from a little finger to a thumb. The pink is as soft as QQ candy, and it feels good to the touch.It seems that it is possible to become a big cucumber one day. I don’t want to be as thick and straight as feared by Yi Mowang. I just want to have the effect of the black uncle in the small porn. Don’t become Japanese and Korean, global length countdown nation.

Full of confidence and longing for the future, Qi Qiandie jumped out of the space. Seeing that the Demon King hadn't come out of the house, she ran to the woods and slapped a big tree.

With a sound of "Boom", following a sharp palm wind from Qi Qiandie's hand, the invisible energy spread to the surroundings in an instant, leaving deep marks on the entire row of trees.

What's even more frightening is that every trace looks like it was carved out by a knife and axe, with no difference.

"Hmph! It's much stronger again!" Feeling the change in the strength in her body, Qi Qiandie smiled.

The increase in the level is probably pleasing, but having a level without skills is just as scumbag, just like before Jiansan opened to level [-], the first thing after leveling up is not to go back to the sect to learn skills?

Qi Qiandie glanced sharply at the nearby sea, and said "Drink!", he slapped the sea, which was stronger than before.

Immediately, a wave with a height of more than ten meters appeared on the originally calm sea.

Qi Qiandie moved her palms again and again, and saw that the sea immediately became choppy, with one wave higher than the other, just like the so-called "the front wave of the Yangtze River pushes the back wave, and each wave is bigger than the last wave".

"Hahahaha..." Qi Qiandie laughed wildly.

Surging waves beat against the shore in front of him, and the red light behind him is like the treatment only the protagonist in a stallion novel has.

It would be even better if... this wave didn't wet his clothes.

Wearing wet clothes, no matter how you look at it, you almost look imposing.

After catching a fish that fell on her head, Qi Qiandie finally felt that she was still far away from the protagonist after taking a look at the lively fish all over the ground.

When King Liang came out of the house, Qi Qiandie roasted dozens of small fish just cooked.

Golden on the outside, tender and crisp on the inside, the grilled fish exudes a charming aroma, neatly inserted on more than a dozen wooden poles, making it impossible to hold back.

People can't grasp it after seeing it, and the poisonous corpse whose instinct is to eat is of course even more unable to control it. As for the devil...

"Beast! Put down that grilled fish! That's mine... woo woo..." Qi Qiandie looked at sitting in front of the fire, with a grilled fish skewer in his left hand and a grilled meat skewer in his right hand, eating happily Bright Demon King said pitifully, chewing on his little tears.

Bright Demon King tilted his head and looked at Qi Qiandie, who looked like an abandoned puppy. Suddenly, his heart, which had been extremely hard, suddenly softened, "Okay, I'll put down your grilled fish."

Bright Demon King obediently placed the grilled fish skewers in front of Qi Qiandie.

Only the fish head and fish tail remained in one string, and the other parts had been gnawed away. Only the clean fish bones can prove that this string of fish was once a complete fish, not some combination of chopped pepper fish head and green steamed fish tail. class of dishes.

"You...you...you...you are still human...no, you really are a demon!" Qi Qiandie looked at the innocent-looking Liang Demon King and was speechless, only two lines of tears could prove it His mood at this time, "How can there be an uncle like you! As soon as he came out, he would grab food with his niece! In order to grab food, he even tied up his niece!"

When the mouth was still [-] centimeters away from the grilled fish, someone tied it up with a rope and threw it aside. Then the person was lost, and the fish was gone, and it was such a shame and humiliation. It was really painful. Heartfelt thing.

This is simply unbearable!

I can't bear it... I still need to bear it!

Unable to break free from the rope of the Demon King, Qi Qiandie could only look at the grilled fish he had baked, which was eaten by the demon one by one, and this damned demon head, eat it as you like, and occasionally eat the grilled fish. Put the string in front of your nose, so that you can smell it and see it, but you can't eat it.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu<uuuuuuuuu<

Qi Qiandie couldn't think of words to describe this despicable and shameless demon, she just felt that she was really a frog in a well, and thought that her lower limit was already low enough, but she didn't expect that there were still mountains lower.

"How can I bully you! Don't you have a phobia of dense objects?" Liang Mowang gathered all the grilled fish skewers together and shook them in front of Qi Qiandie, "Don't you see densely packed things? Just right , I will help you destroy them and kill them."

"You... woo... You scum, bullying little Lolita, the bullying little Lolita is still your niece, I want... I want..." Qi Qiandie sniffed and said angrily: "I want to go home and tell my dad, let my dad avenge me, let my dad hit you."

Qi Qiandie said angrily, forgetting for a moment, if King Yi Mowang really knew the existence of his "daughter", Qi Qiandie would probably be the first to kill him.