Diary of the poisonous brother

"First, I am not a human, so I am not a scum; second, I am a devil, so if you want to call me a scum, please call me a scum; thirdly..." Bright Demon King stretched out his oily hand , grabbing Qi Qiandie's obviously fat and tender cheeks, squeezed hard, and left a yellow mimeograph on the other's fair and clean face, and then said with satisfaction: "As for your father hitting me... ...Hmph! I'm not afraid of your father! I'm his younger brother, the most affectionate among the demons, no matter what he does, he can't beat me to death, at most..."

"Beat me to death! I will let my father beat you to death! Ahhh..." Qi Qiandie shouted angrily, but before she could finish her sentence, the Demon King used a piece of fish to kill her. The bones were blocked, and I couldn't speak, so I could only yell "woo woo".

What about the silly, white, sweet and refreshing article that Nima said?Where did the dead go!The goods are wrong!

"Niece, you are so cute!" Liang Mo Wang couldn't help pinching Qi Qiandie again, the full fat pinched it as comfortable as it wanted, and it felt so good, "My dear niece, Don't blame me, your uncle, I'm here for your own good too."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? This uncle who kills thousands of knives, don't let him catch the opportunity, if he has the opportunity, he must kill him, and bite off his flesh piece by piece.

"Of course it's for your own good! Uncle, it's just to see you...you're not too young anymore, why aren't you so short?" The Bright Demon King touched Qi Qiandie's head lovingly, but he didn't look like he was smiling. An uncle who looks like a strange uncle holding a lollipop and trying to kidnap little loli.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" of " the essence that be condensed? Began to try hard to show the essence of yourself.

Aww!The little loli looks so cute when she is angry!How can my niece be so cute?Much cuter than your father!

Looking at the cute little loli, the Bright Demon King wondered if he should also find a woman to give birth to a soft and cute little loli.

Thinking of having a cute little girl with big eyes full of adoration and a small mouth that can spit out small bubbles calling herself "Dad", the Bright Demon King pinched Qi Qiandie's cheek, and couldn't help but exert more force Some.

Before I have a daughter, I will practice my father's hobby on my lovely niece.

"Do you know why you are short? It's because you haven't supplemented calcium. Do you know how to supplement calcium? You need to eat more bones, which contain a lot of calcium." Bright Demon King said, pulling out the fish bone from Qi Qiandie's mouth, and took it out. He shook his hand and said, "You kindly asked you to supplement calcium, but you still pretended to be me? You really don't know the heart of a good uncle!"

Bright Demon King said with a heartbroken expression, as if he was really a good uncle who cared about his niece but was misunderstood by her niece.

"Hmph!" Qi Qiandie turned her head to the side, this dead demon scum has no morals and no limits, talking to him is simply a waste of my expression, it's better to be Yi Demon King...

Although he threatens to turn himself into a "strong man" at every turn, he is straightforward and honest, one thing is one thing, and the other is two. directly slaughtered.

"Speaking of which, niece, have you gained weight?" Bright Demon King rubbed his chin and looked at Qi Qiandie. He didn't seem to be in retreat for long, did he?Why did my niece... say she was fat all of a sudden, but she was just swollen, okay? Her little face was full of flesh, and it was oily when she squeezed it.

"Hmph! It's not because of you that you are fat!" Qi Qiandie snorted coldly, her soul was light, she didn't know women... No, even men, they hate others to say that they are fat, okay?

Seriously say it again, brother, this is not called fat, brother, this is called baby fat, every adolescent will have a stage.

"If you're fat, you'll be fat. Anyway, if you pinch it, it will feel better." Liang Mowang said, suddenly leaned forward, his eyes were half-closed, and his face was almost close to Qi Qiandie's.

"What are you doing? What do you want to do? I'm nervous about you...whether men and women can kiss each other...I..." Qi Qiandie looked at King Liang nervously, and a big beauty suddenly came close to her, her face almost Close to the face, not only the fine fluff on his face can be seen, but also the heat from his face can be felt.

The faint fragrance can't help but make people fall asleep.

I can't hold it at all, okay?Although the other party is a man and I am also a man, for a man, or a man who has been hungry for a long time, gender is not an issue at all, but appearance is the issue, okay?

Do you really think that gay men in prisons and in the military are gay?Just need a place to vent.

"Why are you so nervous? Uncle, I won't eat you." Bright Demon King squeezed Qi Qiandie's small round face with his hands, the chubby little round face felt really good.

"Hehe..." I am not afraid that you will eat me, I am afraid that I will eat you, and then...you will slap me to death.

Qi Qiandie tried her best to turn her head away a little, and then calmly turned her eyes from Liang Demon King's face to other places, looking at the sky and the ground but dare not look at Liang Demon King.

"Hey! Look at me! What are you doing when you turn your head?" Bright Demon King stretched out his hand, trying to grab Qi Qiandie's chin, but this time Qi Qiandie struggled so hard that he even opened his mouth to bite his hand.

what the hell?Is it necessary to resist and refuse so much?It looks like a chaste and unyielding humiliated woman, which is not cute at all.

Looking at Qi Qiandie, who turned his face to the side, looking at the sky and the ground but not at himself, occasionally accidentally seeing Qi Qiandie with a disgusted look on his face, as if he saw something hurting the eyes, a sense of challenge surged in the Bright Demon King's heart, If you don't look at me, I will let you look at me. I am so good-looking, yet someone despises me.

"Speaking of which, why do I feel that you have grown old overnight, niece." Bright Demon King said suddenly.

Generally, daughters care most about their appearance, and if they say that he is getting old, they will definitely be angry.

"People are always getting old day by day. If they don't get old, isn't that a monster?" I really can't speak, I have grown up, but my brother said that I am getting old, I am really... doomed to a lonely life, I deserve it You don't have a girlfriend.

"You, such a small mouth...why is it so annoying?" Bright Demon King stretched out his finger, pressed Qi Qiandie's lips, and quickly withdrew his hand before Qi Qiandie could react, with a smile on his face She looked at the tearful Qi Qiandie who wanted to bite someone, but didn't want to accidentally bite her own tongue.

It feels good in the hand, but it's a pity that you can't press it too much. Although it's fun to tease, it's really crying, it's really a little tear bag.

"If you think I hate you, let me go. I'll leave immediately, and I won't stay." Qi Qiandie twisted her body tightly bound by the Demon King, and said with a stubborn face: "What kind of life-saving grace! , What kind of uncle and nephew meeting for the first time, what kind of grilled fish, my niece just pretends that nothing happened, only that she accidentally saved a bad uncle who didn't know what to do in return."

"Tsk tsk..." Bright Demon King smacked his lips, seeing that Qi Qiandie, who had tears of grievance in his eyes but still had a stubborn expression, silently gave 32 praises to the other party's acting skills in his heart.

Or "just pretend nothing happened"?As long as nothing happened, don't you need to emphasize the words "I don't know what to get back", right?Forget about the kindness of life-saving and the love of uncle and nephew, even eating his grilled fish is so stingy.Do you need to pay for grilled fish?Labor and management have never given money since they were young and cannibalized.This dead girl, really... If it was my brother, maybe this calculation would work out, but it would be me.

At this time, as long as "hehe", all the demons in the devil world don't know, and their famous hob meat-it can't be cut, cooked, or chewed.

Seeing the bright demon king who suddenly laughed happily, Qi Qiandie felt a furious feeling in her heart, and her body began to move back involuntarily.

"What are you running for?" Bright Demon King leaned forward and grabbed Qi Qiandie's feet.

Everyone knows the urine of Jiansan loli suit. The pants have no appearance, and the appearance of the shoes is nothing more than switching between no and open toes. I never consider whether the floor is dirty or not. Will Lori's bare feet hurt when she steps on the ground?

The suit that Qi Qiandie wore today was a pair of shoes without uppers and soles, and only tied with a few ribbons, so the bright devil king grabbed Qi Qiandie's pink and tender feet, not the shoes.

"Your feet? How could it be..." So small and exquisite, tender and tender, white and fragrant, it makes people reluctant to let go.

Although the world of self-cultivation doesn't respect mortal rituals such as women's chastity, for ordinary women, feet are more important than breasts. Breasts can be shown to husbands, but feet are something that can only be seen by themselves.

It's a pity that for Qi Qiandie, he has never heard of this. In summer, the streets are full of women with bare feet. Who knows this?

"What's wrong with my feet?" Hearing what the Demon King hesitated to say, Qi Qiandie felt anxious, and didn't care that he said he was ignoring the Demon King just now, so he looked at the Demon King eagerly and asked .

Stop talking halfway, it's just trying to drive people crazy, big villain.

Half of what he said was intentionally trying to drive people crazy?Then go crazy for a while, eldest niece.

Grasping Qi Qiandie's feet, the more the Demon King grasped, the more reluctant to let go. I don't know if all women's feet are like this, or only the eldest niece's feet are like this.

"Let go of my feet without talking! I hate it!" Qi Qiandie angrily pulled her foot out of the hands of the Demon King, taking advantage of the fact that the Demon King was not paying attention.

Looking at the hand that was suddenly empty, the Bright Demon King suddenly felt that his heart seemed to be empty. He raised his head and looked at his arrogant face, completely unaware that his actions just now hurt Qi Qiandie, who had hurt his weak heart. Feeling a little upset in my heart, I said with a cold smile: "My health is not good yet, you still need to hunt some more demon pills."

"Ah? Still want to hunt for pills? Isn't it?" Qi Qiandie looked at King Liang with a surprised face. Does anyone treat his niece like this?I have only hunted so many demon pills for him, and I still have to do coolies by myself?Person in charge?

"Snake spirit disease! I'm not human!" Bright Demon King glared at Qi Qiandie with a gloomy face, asking her to hunt a demon pill. Is there any need to be so surprised?This king is such a man, and he has always been such a real demon—brother is in trouble, brother will not give it to others, and he will never do it himself unless he has no choice but to do it himself, "I can tell you, what about my injury?" , if you don’t use the demon pill, you have to raise it for at least a few hundred years. I am a demon, and my life is very long. In addition to the harsh environment of the sealing magic stone, I can survive. There are mountains, water, food, and Drink, I'm not afraid anymore, you... If you think your life is long enough, and you are not afraid of being alone here alone, you can wait slowly."

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Huh! Little naughty!" Bright Demon King snapped his fingers, and with a "snap", the rope that had been firmly tied to Qi Qiandie's body immediately flew into the hands of Bright Demon King. The same thing also flew into the hands of the Bright Demon King.

"Hey! That's my sword! As an uncle, it's fine if you don't give my niece a little gift, but you even snatched my sword!" Qi Qiandie reached out to grab the sword from Liang Mowang's hand, it was Yi Mowang How can you give to others what you give to yourself?

"Go! This is my brother's sword!" Bright Demon King hugged the sword in his arms, and looked at Qi Qiandie whose face was about to change from a steamed bun face to a steamed bun face because of her swollen cheeks, feeling a little uneasy in his conscience. He added another sentence: "Don't worry, I didn't intend to ask for your sword. It's useless for me to take it. My brother has injected a lot of spiritual energy into this sword. I just use this sword to absorb spiritual energy and heal injuries. Wait for you to come back , I'll give it back to you."

After finishing speaking, the Bright Demon King didn't wait for Qi Qiandie to react, he ran into the house holding the sword, closed the door and set a prohibition.

"Cure your wounds! Cure your sister's wounds! A good horse with a good saddle, a good weapon, and no sword, how can I kill monsters!" Qi Qiandie was almost pissed off by Liang Demon King's domineering behavior, "I still use you Brother’s sword absorbs spiritual energy? How do you inhale it? Do you hold it in your mouth as a lollipop?”

Qi Qiandie's mind turned, and he immediately remembered that when he used his sword to save the Demon King, he let himself stick the sword into the sealing millstone.

It turned out to be plugged in, but where should it be plugged in?Well, there seem to be two holes on the man's body, not the one on the top, but naturally...

Thinking about it this way, Qi Qiandie suddenly understood why Yi Mowang always used the words "strong man" to threaten him. It turned out that he missed his brother.

"Cut! Think of it as charging your mobile phone... plug it in."

Thinking about the scene of being attacked by Yi Gong in his heart, Qi Qiandie, who was in a slightly better mood, turned around and went out to hunt the demon pill unwillingly.

The sky outside the island happened to turn into a quadrilateral formation, and dragons of four colors, black, white, red, and green, were churning in the sky, and each type of dragon had a BUFF on it.

Black Dragon—Reduces 50% damage from external skills.

White Dragon—Increases the damage of external attacks by 30%.

Red Dragon—Reduces 50% damage from internal energy.

Green Dragon—Increases the damage of internal attacks by 30%.

This dragon is not very difficult to fight when it has Yi Demon King's sword, and it can cut off several dragon heads with a light sword.But now...

Without Yi Mowang's sword, Qi Qiandie had to use the weapon she used at the Hidden Sword Gate. Although it was also a spirit sword of extraordinary quality, it was not enough for such a high-level dragon.The three kinds of dragons, white, red and green, are okay, and they can barely kill them at once with all their strength, but when they encounter black dragons that can reduce the damage of external skills, they are extremely crazy. Injured by the transformed black dragon.

"hateful!"

Once again being shot by the black dragon, Qi Qiandie flew in the air, her hands clenched into fists, her face was gloomy, and a small flame called "anger" danced in her blood-red eyes, staring at the dragons in front of her.

Unknowingly, a cloud of black mist floated out of his body, surrounding his body.

As a poisonous corpse, he lived by absorbing the negative energy between heaven and earth, but this was the first time he used the negative energy in his body as an attacking force.

Qi Qiandie raised his palm, and a ray of negative energy mixed with spiritual energy drifted silently from his hand towards one of the black dragons, and then the scope of the negative energy became larger and larger, and finally wrapped the entire black dragon silently up.

"Take it!" Qi Qiandie clenched her fists violently.

At this time, the negative energy surrounding the black dragon immediately rolled up, following the black dragon's air holes, and desperately drilled into the black dragon's body.

The black dragon wrapped in the negativity also struggled desperately, but he couldn't change his fate of being swallowed by the negativity.

Gradually, the black dragon stopped struggling in the negativity, and the negativity dissipated. It turned out that the flesh and blood of the black dragon had only a white bone and the red shiny demon pill on top of its head.

This demon pill was deliberately left by Qi Qiandie, otherwise it would have been swallowed up by the negativity.

"It's okay like this?" Feeling the power coming from her body, Qi Qiandie couldn't help laughing out loud.

Compared with only taking the demon pill every time you kill a monster, and having to reluctantly give up other parts, this feeling is really great.

Seeing that killing monsters can not only gain experience, but also improve cultivation, Qi Qiandie began to wantonly use negative energy to hunt and kill monsters.

At the beginning, due to immature technology, he could only kill one monster at a time, but after gaining experience in killing, he could easily take down a row of monsters every time he released negative energy, which was easier than killing with the sword of Yi Demon King. be quick.

Just like that, after an unknown number of days, Qi Qiandie collected a thousand demon pills again.

"La la la! I'm back!" Qi Qiandie ran all the way and landed on the beach, but as soon as he landed, he was stunned by the situation on the beach.

What is the situation?When he came back last time, this guy was surrounded by a few beauties, with a depraved appearance. How could he directly become a poor and kind-hearted child of the working people this time.

Qi Qiandie looked at Liang Mo Wang who was smiling and greeting her in surprise, why did this guy smile so happily?If you don't have anything to show your courtesy, you can either rape or steal.

"Niece, you're back? It's really hard work for you, come here, come and sit here." Bright Demon King pointed to a small maza beside him, with a loving smile on his handsome face.

Mercy you ghost!A person who can only mistreat his niece, suddenly showing this kind of elder expression, either has ulterior motives, or rapes or steals, or simply a combination of both.

Qi Qiandie looked at the Bright Demon King with a strange face, bent down cautiously, stretched out her hand and touched the Maza violently, and then swept the Maza with her divine sense to make sure that the Maza was just an ordinary Maza, and it was definitely not raped. The man moved his hands and feet before he sat down with confidence. Even if he sat down, he only dared to sit on a third of the Maza.

"Uncle, the demon pill you want." Qi Qiandie handed the storage bag full of demon pills to King Liang.

The Bright Demon King didn't even look at it, he just threw the storage bag aside, then picked up a grilled fish with a smile on his face, handed it to Qi Qiandie, and said in a coaxing tone of a child: "Come on! Daddy!" Niece, Uncle specially made it for you, try it quickly."

eccentric!Really weird!It's fine if you don't play with those beauties, but you are still here to grill the fish yourself, and even if you bake it, you say it's for yourself, he won't...

Qi Qiandie looked at Liang Mo Wang in horror. Could it be that this guy poisoned the fish and wanted to poison himself to death?

"What are you thinking? Why would I want to poison you to death? I just..." Bright Demon King looked at Qi Qiandie's flattered appearance, and he couldn't get angry. Could it be that he was like this in his heart? Devil?

"Whatever the devil does is normal." Qi Qiandie sniffed and said with an aggrieved face: "You are an uncle, I am a niece, you are a high-level player, and I am a low-level player. In terms of seniority and strength, I am not your opponent, you can kill if you want, and cut if you want, is it interesting to use this method of cat and mouse?"

"I didn't intend to kill you, I just... just..." Bright Demon King blushed, and there was a hint of embarrassment and shyness in his eyes, but before Qi Qiandie saw it, he disappeared quickly and turned into a proud face. With a charming look, "It's just too much baking, I can't finish it, I'm afraid it will be wasted, so I give it to you, don't be ignorant of good people."

"Really?" Qi Qiandie looked at Bright Demon King suspiciously, even though this guy ate fish so fast just now, there were times when he couldn't eat too much?This is too unscientific.

"Of course, you think everyone is you, eating so much, like a pig, and then getting fat like a pig." Bright Demon King turned his head to the side angrily, but he hasn't been in ten days, and he is still so fat , but he is so fat and cute, so cute that someone can bite him hard on his mouth and face.