Mecha and God

When I came out of Cavendish, Sha Zuo comforted me and said, "Dr. Nian is such a weird person."

Chuanbei, on the other hand, looked pensive.He also said something similar to me - what happens to you doesn't seem like a human being can do it.

And I know some things better than they do.

For example...

There is also a mech system Michael in my body, which builds an inner world in minutes, allowing me to simulate customs clearance and gain experience.

What am I?

I thought about philosophy for a while, felt a little hungry and a little cold, and put the question to the back of my mind.My concern now is: where do I live in the second half of the night?

"Can we go back to sleep now? The prison is broken."

Sha Zuo asked us with concern: "Where are you going back?"

"We all slept in warehouse dormitories."

"But the warehouses are closed now." Sha Zuo pressed Long Yin's arm, "How about we take them back to the apartment one by one?"

Long Yin remained silent.

Sha Zuo blinked and waved to me with a smile: "Mino, follow me."

Long Yin stopped and stared at him silently, Sha Zuo laughed and ran away, letting Chuan Bei follow.Chuan Bei followed with a bored expression on his face.Their backs gradually drifted away, and I stood in the big arena where there was no one in the middle of the night, and suddenly realized that I was going to be taken home by the male god today.

I rubbed my nose, "Colonel, do you have anything to eat at home?"

"Didn't you have dinner?"

I held my belly: "I'm so hungry."

"Then let's go."

I followed him, and it was so surreal that I almost called Michael out to ask if this was just my imagination.Because of the bright and quiet moonlit night in my mind, I was with the male god and walked to a random place... At that time, it was a compulsory course before I lay down and fell asleep!I have prepared 870 kinds of beginnings, but none of them has reached the end, because I have no idea where he will go.

I haven't seen his world at all.

"What's wrong with you?" He stopped and turned around.

I shook my head pretending to be relaxed and told him it was nothing, brother was just doing it quietly by himself.

"... Stomach pain? Can you walk?"

"Can move."

He stared at me for a while, then squatted down, "Come on."

"Why is that so embarrassing?" If I cut a knife in my stomach and asked him to carry it, would I still be a man?

"I'm cold without a coat, so help me keep out the wind."

Damn, in this case, if I don't lie on his back, am I still a man!So I was eager to try and leaned on his back tremblingly.

This is the beginning, a clear and silent moonlit night, and he carried me back to his home.

******

Long Yin's apartment is in Block F of Rose Knight Academy. They are all independent suites for high-ranking officers. There are balconies facing the Great Lakes, a living room where you can watch movies, and a bedroom with a Kingsize bed. Yes there's a gym, a sword room, and even a mini bar...that's beyond me.Rich people are really different from children from poor families like us who come to the village and go home to feed pigs every weekend. Living in a dormitory is the ShoppingMall that stays at home.

But when I followed the male god into the house, I saw a yellow thing rushing towards him, "Master, where are you going! I hate it! I hate it! You're not coming back at night!"

I took a closer look, "Fuck me, Erhu egg!"

Is this the rhythm of my male god raising an erhu egg?

Long Yin put the erhu egg on the ground and let it bounce around, patted his head, "Tusca, go back to your little room."

Tosca jumped up and hugged the male god's leg, and looked at me fiercely: "Who are you calling an erhu egg! You are the erhu egg"

"You are the fucking erhu egg!"

"You are an erhu egg! I am the lovely Tosca—"

"Tosca, you ghost! Erhu egg!"

Erhu Zizi and I started to fight without saying a word.My male god calmly rolled up his shirt sleeves, put on his apron, and after a while came to me holding a [-]D picture of the inside of the refrigerator, "Is there anything in it that you can eat?"

I didn't care to bite the erhu egg on my cheek, and turned over the ingredients, "I want to eat chicken legs."

"Tosca, that's enough." The male god grabbed the erhu egg from my face, I breathed a sigh of relief, and then bit the erhu egg without saying a word!Bite it up and howl!

My male god pulled the erhu egg out of my mouth: "Mino, that's enough, otherwise there will be no chicken legs."

"No!" As soon as I let go, Tosca started biting my thigh again. "Look! The erhu egg has bitten someone!"

"Don't be shameless!" the erhu egg grabbed the clothes on my chest and climbed up and hit my head hard, "Master! The erhu egg bit me and spit blood!"

My male god grabbed it and raised it in the air, "You are Tosca." He looked at me again, "You are Mino. No one is an erhu egg, okay?"

The erhu egg was quiet in his hand for three seconds, and he pouted and taught me, "Did you hear me, you little bitch!"

"You're the fucking little bitch!"

The male god locked the erhu egg into a small room, then took me to the dining room, and asked me to sit obediently and watch him cook.

I hurriedly begged for mercy: "I won't bite erhu eggs anymore, will you give me chicken legs?"

"How much do you want to eat?"

"Ten, ten will do!"

"..."

"I'm growing my body."

In the end, my male god made ten braised chicken legs for me to eat, and gave me half a basin of rice.I think I am really the happiest erhu egg in the world!No, the happiest mecha technician...

When I was eating, my male god watched me peel the chicken skin with chopsticks, took the plate and deftly peeled off the chicken skin, and ate it by myself.Later, Long Yin picked up the chicken legs with the tip of the chopsticks, "Didn't you say you want to eat ten chicken legs? What are you going to do with the remaining two?"

I dawdled on the chair: "Here, I'll eat for you..."

He laughed, and then tensed, "I've eaten."

I shyly brought the plate over and ate another drumstick, leaving the last one behind. "I want to bring it to the west building tomorrow. He is injured, and I don't know if there is food for him in the infirmary."

"Is it the kid who was with you today?"

"We're all adults."

"I have done too much, and he will have his share tomorrow."

"Then, do you save him? He will definitely be bullied if he follows Lu Qi." Little Chrysanthemum couldn't keep it.

"We have reached an agreement," he said. "No one will break it rashly. Lu Qi will definitely restrain himself during this period, and we will find a way after he is discharged from the hospital."

Whenever I have a little humanity, I will shed tears of emotion: "My husband, you are so kind... If something happens to my little girlfriend, I will die."

"What did you say?" Long Yin frowns.

I thought about it, and then said seriously: "Huh?"

"Xilou is your girlfriend?!"

"I... I just said it casually, he is a little bitch."

"Are you a pervert?"

"I'm not..."

"Don't take advantage of others indiscriminately in the future!"

"...I didn't take advantage of him, he was my girlfriend, and he was also Chuanbei's girlfriend..."

My male god took my chicken leg away.

"I won't bark, I won't bark, can't I!"

The male god finally returned the chicken legs to me, and I quickly threw the rice into the bottom of the bowl, licking and licking the chicken legs.

I burped and patted my stomach.He knocked my hand off, not letting me touch the wound, and then cleaned up the dishes and went to wash the dishes.I wandered around in the kitchen and found that his kitchen was not very high-tech, similar to the ones I saw before time travel.The heating is like a microwave oven, and the cooking is like a rice cooker, pots and pans, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, which is completely unlike the rhythm of the future.And wash the dishes by hand!Don't have a dishwasher? !What about domestic robots? !An even weirder detail is that the male god's household appliances all have buttons.

What do I think is wrong.

It stands to reason that there were touch-screen mobile phones in my era, and touch-screen, voice control, and motion capture technologies will be the development trend of household appliances in the future.Then why has it developed into the era when even mechas can be manufactured, household appliances can't even reach the level of touch screens, and the interaction method is still the most primitive button? !

As far as I know, Conqueror is not a human-computer interaction technology.The armor system "Isis" can even communicate with people like a real person.

The technical level does not match the technical use, which is a contradiction.

Or is this just an isolated phenomenon, and the male god advocates retro?

I stared at his back, staring at him and wanting to be crooked.Long Yin stood in front of the sink to wash the dishes. His hands were really good-looking. They belonged to men and were full of strength. There were slender bone lines on the back of the hands.I can't help but wonder if he smokes, if there's a cigarette between his index and middle fingers...

"What, want to wash the dishes?"

I nodded quickly.In front of him, I always intend to perform well.

But he didn't give up the sink, "Do you work at home too?"

"Well, I have to take care of the baby, plant rice seedlings, and feed the pigs."

The male god laughed.

I was a little annoyed, "Why are you laughing, my family lives in the village and they want to raise pigs because they are poor."

When I said this, I felt sad, "Every family of our untouchables is poor, and it's not because of you conquerors."

My male god answered irrelevantly, "You can't do anything here, go take a shower."

He dried his hands, led me into the bathroom, and asked if I would mind wearing his change of clothes.I almost fainted with happiness!The male god took out a pair of jeans and a white shirt and handed them to me, "I can make do with this tomorrow—what kind of pajamas do you like to wear to sleep?"

Holding the clothes in my hands, I felt my nostrils heat up, and nosebleeds flowed down, "I usually sleep naked."

The god stared at me for five seconds, then handed me a baggy T-shirt and a pair of underwear.As soon as he left, I couldn't help but grabbed the underwear and studied it carefully, and finally covered my face in fascination.

"Do you know how to adjust the hot water?" The bathroom door opened again. "Are you a pervert?"