Mecha and God

After my male god said this, he actually grabbed my underwear and whipped me for half the night!

I fucking squatted on the edge of the toilet with my head in my arms and let him smoke for half the night!

In the end, he took the underwear away, saying that a pervert like me doesn't deserve to wear underwear.

What the hell do you want me to wear, huh?What do you want me to wear? !

This person is super bad!If you don't wear underwear, you still beat people.

******

After taking a shower, the male god seemed to be writing in a diary. When he saw me coming, he quickly closed the diary, and then led me to the room where the erhu egg was closed.He knocked on the door, and the door opened with a creak, and the erhu egg opened the crack of the door angrily and looked up at us, "The master locked Tosca for 49 minutes for an erhu egg!"

The male god bent down and patted its rubbery head, "Tosca, will you sleep with the guest today?"

"No! Tosca has the dignity of Tosca! Tosca will defend his territory to the death!" Erhu Zongzi clenched his fists and burst into tears.

A trace of sadness filled my heart, feeling that I was the second mother hated by the children in the man's family I loved, and I couldn't enter the house in this life.

"Is this like this?" The male god is still negotiating with Tosca.

"Yes! Tosca is very determined! But if the master asks Tosca...to touch Tosca's head, Tosca may change his mind!"

The male god turned around and left, and opened the door next door, "Tosca, I respect your choice. Mino, you can only share the bed with me today." After speaking, he rushed into the door and dragged me too He went in and kicked the door smoothly.Sure enough, in the next second, there was a knocking sound from outside, and the erhu egg hit the door, screaming loudly. "Don't! Master don't want to sleep in the same bed with the erhu egg! Tosca is wrong! Let the erhu egg sleep with Tosca!"

The male god said calmly, "Tosca, we are already asleep, good night."

Erhuzizi couldn't stop crying, "Put Tosca in it too, Tosca don't sleep alone! Master don't sleep with Erhuzizi!"

The male god shushed me.About 10 minutes later, Erhu Zizi returned to his room, sobbing, and closed the door.

"Pets have to learn to sleep alone." The male god said seriously.

"Very good family education." I answered him seriously.

We happily got into a bed.

******

It was nearly twelve o'clock when we lay down, but I couldn't sleep at all. I tossed and turned on the bed, feeling very itchy.I'm lying on the bed of a male god!God!I really want to go home and tell my mom!Although I have experienced a lot of heart-wrenching things today, such as racial discrimination, alien invasion, being raped by a male god with underwear for most of the night, the ending is so perfect!I'm lying on the bed of a male god!What's more, the male god is also lying on his own bed, and we are only an arm's length away!oh my god!

For an innocent person like me, his mind is filled with mosaics in an instant.

I was so excited until two o'clock in the middle of the night, and suddenly realized one thing: the male god is lying next to me, as a pervert who has been watching him for three months, why should my mind be full of mosaics instead of doing what perverts should do What about things?Am I just talking but not doing this? !

So I slept on my side, planning to masturbate to the male god.

If Chuan Bei was here, he would say to me: "Crazy!"

If Xilou was here, he would say to me: "Rape him!" The so-called rape of this little bitch probably means stuffing other people's penis into her ass.

If the male god wakes up now and says to me: "Are you a pervert?" He will also put me in jail.

But for me, I'm just doing my compulsory homework every night.Think about it, every night I fantasize about stroking his side face.He was so close to me today, I just turned fantasy into reality.I'm a very active person.

Long Yin's side face is so handsome that I was blinded by crying!His eyes are closed now, and the bridge of his nose casts an ambiguous shadow. Let me not worry, he suddenly opened his eyes and found my embarrassment.I squirmed twice, sneaking my chin on his shoulder.He exudes the same shampoo smell as mine, rippling with his breath, just listening to and smelling makes me feel drunk.

After putting my head on his shoulders, I continued to squirm, and moved the rest of my body to stick to him. As I moved, I discovered an amazing thing!I was the first to touch his part, it was my little brother!I'm up before I even lick it!Now my little brother is leaning on the male god's thigh very manly, and I can see him supporting the male god's thigh with one hand, while greeting the male god's little brother coolly: "Beauty, what about it?" ?”

Then, without warning, the lights came on.

The male god propped up his upper body and stared at me. He didn't look sleepy at all, and the ratio of the white of his eyes to the eyeballs reached a terrifying 7:3.

And my little brother didn't even have to hide under the thin blanket!

I think I'm really going to die this time!

I grabbed the blanket and shrank to the corner of the bed to cover myself, trying to stay away from him: "You, aren't you asleep!"

"There is a creature in this world called a dolphin, do you know that?"

I thought of [-] possible bloody scenes, but "Animal World" never occurred to me.

"The left and right hemispheres of the dolphin can be used alternately, so it doesn't have to sleep. When it uses the left hemisphere to be active, the right hemisphere is in a dormant state, and it will be reversed after a while."

I suddenly realized: "You have dolphin genes, right?! So you don't need to sleep to see through my tricks, right?"

The ratio of the white of his eyes to his eyeballs reached 9:1 in an instant.

"Isn't that so..." I was a little disappointed, as if I didn't answer the right questions on the variety show and couldn't advance.And the point is, wasn't I caught and raped in bed just now, why did I suddenly involve dolphins!Since you are not a dolphin, the male god, why do we start to popularize dolphins after catching rape in bed at two o'clock in the middle of the night!

“…I’ve always been curious about what dolphins do when they’re supposed to be resting. Then I realized that dolphins are also very special creatures in another sense. Living things, even non-living things, have a crush on them and rub their dicks on them."

"Saoka!"

The male god raised his eyes, "Are you a dolphin?"

"I'm not."

"Then why don't you sleep and rub your dick in the middle of the night."

"I……"

"If you have dolphin genes, I will inform Dr. Nian that you should stay at the Alien Research Center in Cavendish." The male god said and picked up the bracelet, which has a communicator.

"No dolphin genes! Don't send me to Cavendish for autopsy!" I rushed forward and held down the bracelet.

"Then why are you rubbing dicks?"

"Because, because I..." I had an idea, "Dick itches!"

The corner of the male god's mouth twitched.

He continued to call Dr. Nian: "Are you treating Pierre-type infertility on the Sentinel planet?"

I wipe!This has nothing to do with Pierre-type infertility on the sentinel planet!And the Pierre-type infertility on the whistle planet is a ghost!

I rushed forward and grabbed his bracelet, "No! I'm not sick! I'm just... I'm just..."

"Just what?" He asked me as he leaned against the head of the bed holding his wristband.

"I'm just a pervert..."

I said in a broken jar.

No matter how you look at it, in the middle of the night, she straddled him half erect.

I am really hopeless.

I slumped out of bed and went to the bathroom.

"Where are you going in the middle of the night?"

"I'm sorry, let's solve it."

I rubbed my eyes, moved to the bathroom, and comforted my little brother.Neither of us was very happy. We hurriedly finished our work and were ready to go back to bed.

Then I opened the door and found Michael sitting on the edge of the bed.

"Why are you here? Did you feel better after your last breakdown?"

With his hands on his lap and the long sword leaning against the bed, Michael only answered my first question, "Stop you from having sex."

"Wait a minute... are you feeling better?"

Michael nodded uncomfortably.

Only then did I seriously criticize and educate him, "This is a matter between me and Long Yin, Michael. And no matter who I choose as a bed partner, it's none of your business."

He cut me off abruptly. "He is a depraved species, he is not worthy to have sex with you, my king."

I got angry, "You don't have the right to dictate, get out of here."

"I don't obey." He stood up, "I won't allow this to happen."

"Aren't you going out? OK, I'll go out."

I grabbed my coat and planned to spend the night in the living room.But when I turned around to open the door, I found that the door had disappeared.

I turned around and saw that there were walls on all sides, no windows, no doors.

Michael whispered: "You can't go anywhere until the sun rises."

The author has something to say: [Diary of a Male God]

The little friend who peeped at me approached me today.

I'm such a stupid Lacedaemon man thinking of asking for a phone number after the task is completed.

Because he was so poor that he didn't even have a phone.