Mecha and God

My first reaction was to explain clearly to my male god: "Honey, don't get me wrong, my friend and I are innocent!"

My male god's nictitating membrane flickered violently, his pupils constricted: "What did you say?"

I knelt down and hugged my head under his chopper's eyes.I was also angry, shouting in my heart: Mino, you useless thing!How could such a thing be said so frivolously!Damn, if my male god knew that I was secretly calling him husband... He would be so embarrassed if he married me.

At the critical moment, Xilou ran back with wet eyes and saved my life: "Yan Ke refuses to give me the energy module, let us wait."

My male god frowned: "What the hell are you doing here?"

The three of us felt a little guilty for a while.We're here to help him, but here's the situation: the shin plate of the mecha is wide open, a toaster is still attached, still sparking, and the power module has been sucked out.And according to what my male god said, Chuan Bei still held me here and cut me with knives and licked his lips. How can I think of it as a group of perverted criminals!

In a hurry, I brought out Lu Qi: "Colonel Long Yin, that shameless Lu Qi has tampered with your mecha! He cut off the N34 line of the memory module and used up all your energy modules. It's shameful, show me!" Face!"

Xilou smiled and stood side by side with me, blocking the toaster behind her.

Long Yin checked the mecha and found that the wiring problem was solved perfectly, but there was no energy left at all, so he asked Yan Ke to apply for a new energy module.As soon as the male god ordered, Yan Ke delivered it with his own hands, and told him about the energy leakage incident in the warehouse, while speaking, he glanced at me meaningfully.

My male god turned a blind eye to his hint: "Notify the laser guards (note) and let them do a fault inspection."

I finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Everything was settled and we were about to leave when Long Yin stopped us, "Who made that mech scanner?"

I was so scared that the hairs all over my body stood on end.

Because the mecha was reinstalled with the energy module, the "Flamingo α Mecha Scanner & Toaster" restarted with a drop, projecting a three-dimensional perspective view of the mecha in the air.

And my male god looks serious.

As a pariah mecha master, it is against the law to make this kind of thing.

I hurriedly smiled all over my face: "This is... the toaster we picked up!"

"I made it. It's not called a toaster, it's a Flamingo α Mech Scanner & Toaster." Chuan Bei pushed me aside, his nose was swollen and high, and he spoke in a low voice.

Long Yin turned a blind eye to Chuan Bei's burning eyes: "You should know that this violates military regulations, why do you still do this?"

"Are you asking me why I admit it, or why I made it?" Chuan Bei threw the cigarette butt on the ground, twisted it contemptuously, and moved closer to Long Yin, "I made it because, as a mecha technician, I Need it. The law states that we pariahs can't use any digital tools to repair mechs. It's ridiculous. How can work be done without efficiency and quality? As far as I admit it, it's because I don't need to be ashamed of my excellence and excellence , and there is no need to hide it."

Xilou and I rushed over to pull the two of us apart.I tried my best to block the berserk Chuan Bei with my body: "Colonel Long Yin, my friend is very dissatisfied with the system because the inflatable doll was confiscated by the dormitory supervisor a few days ago, but he has no malicious intentions, please don't get angry with him .”

"Before the military court tries you, you will be locked up." Long Yin said to Chuan Bei.

"I overhauled your mech, but I was sent to jail; you beat me up for your unreasonable jealousy, but you didn't even apologize. This is your justice." Chuan Bei pointed a stick at him middle finger.

I stopped Chuanbei behind me, "You are enough! Buy another one and it's over..."

"She's my wife!" Chuan Bei roared with red eyes. "And I'm poor!"

Long Yin accepted Chuan Bei's accusation almost calmly, and called the military police over to take Chuan Bei down. Xilou hid behind me trembling with fright, and I was a little sullen, feeling that Long Yin was unkind.Although Chuan Bei was mad, he was right. What is unfair is the law imposed on us untouchables.I am faintly disappointed.

At this moment, Long Yin stepped forward to whisper a few words to Chuan Bei, Chuan Bei gave me a sly look, and was escorted away.

This scene happened to be bumped into by Lu Qi who rushed over, he glanced at me, his expression darkened, "Oh, Mi Nuo Nuo, you are very shameless, come here, you can't wait to climb up to Colonel Long Yin Is the bed broken? It’s not that easy! Who will win, you’ll only know if you beat him!”

I was about to rush up and hit him right away.Long Yin picked up the toaster and stood in front of me intentionally or unintentionally: "I just invited my mecha technician to help me install a part."

Lu Qi was choked, and sneered, "I've become your mecha technician so soon." He pronounced "your" word by word.

"I have to have a mecha technician to help me." At this point, he turned his head and asked me, "Wait, can you sit on my right hand?"

I really feel bad.My male god...he is so kind to me!In an instant, the national hatred and family hatred were left behind, and I was almost moved to tears.

I'm such a principled person.

Lu Qi was even more annoyed.At this time, he found the West Building behind me and dragged him to his side: "Since Colonel Long Yin chose Mino to sit on the right, then I will also choose one—it's you! If I lose, you want Prepare yourself for punishment, Mech Technician."

I was furious: "What's the matter with Guanxi Building, come to me if something happens!"

Lu Qi grabbed the struggling Xilou and proudly said, "Now that you have a backer, how dare I, a little officer, go at you? It would be nice to have a spare tire." A handful of Xilou's face.Xilou's face was flushed with embarrassment, and she didn't dare to look me in the eye.

Lu Qi, a bloody bitch, will be dragged on his back when he dies!Now if he wins, I will be unlucky; if he loses, Xilou will be unlucky.Why is this little bitch so cheap!No, I really want to stab him with a watermelon knife.

Long Yin pressed my shoulder from behind, "If he lost, he wouldn't dare to do anything to your friend, I promise."

I barely suppressed my anger.

"But the lottery has to be changed." Long Yin walked in front of me and said to Lu Qi, "I won, and I want you to help persuade your top peak, Daedalus, to agree to the No.20 three-catch-law draft."

Lu Qi wondered, "What draft?"

"Bill to eliminate a series of unequal laws and allow the natives of the earth to receive military school education."

Me, Xilou, and Lu Qi were all stunned!

Chuan Bei violated the military regulations, and Long Yin wanted to punish him, but it did not mean that he thought the military regulations were reasonable.He is willing to abolish military regulations and give us natives of Earth the necessary civil rights.

When I came back to my senses, I was already kneeling on the ground and hugging his thigh!

"After the duel, take this mech technician down together and put him in confinement." My male god ordered the surrounding military police.

Eh?Me?

The military police on the side were equally surprised: "Colonel, in what name?"

My male god said indifferently: "Indecent officer."

******

After such a fuss, the time for the duel was almost approaching. Yan Ke directed us to put on black tight-fitting combat uniforms and take the elevator to the boarding platform.The mechs used for training are generally humanoid. The core cockpit of the mech is located at the head of the mecha, and the boarding platform is flush with the cockpit.My blood boils at the thought of going straight into battle as a mecha mechanic, and then beating up that little bitch Lucky like crazy in the arena.

As a result, Long Yin told me: "Don't touch any buttons later."

After being splashed with cold water, I was very happy: "Then why am I, a mech technician, going up there?"

"Have you been up there before?"

"I've been there! I've been there! I've been there many times! I'm very experienced!" I gave a thumbs up.

"What did you go up there before?"

I thought about it carefully, I only followed Lu Qi on the mecha, and he was the one who wanted to mess around in it. I grabbed his collar and beat him, so I couldn't help blushing: "Do, do some pornographic things ..."

The yellow one is Lu Qi, and the violent one is me.

My male god stared at me calmly until I petrified, then swiped his wristband to open the boarding gate, and left.

He has tall legs and long legs, and when I came to my senses, I had been left far away, and I was so anxious for a while, "Honey, wait for me! I'm a pariah and I don't have an ID!"

My male god turned around: "What did you just say?"

Yada!

I slipped up again!

I tried to calm down: "This is a local dialect, it means wait."

My male god's expression became very subtle: "Wait, the pronunciation is husband?"

"...Yes. If you need it, I can teach you our words in the future. I teach quickly and well!" I gave a thumbs up.

The male god stopped talking and let me into the co-pilot.I breathed a sigh of relief and patted my chest, my skin is really thick and good!Since I deceived male gods and so on, the pronunciation is husband, so can I be called husband in the future if I have nothing to do?

"Please don't drool on the console."

"Oh oh oh..."

"Because my husband is going to fight, the wetness on the console affects the feel of the hand." He was doing the adjustments before the battle, and said calmly.

"Oh oh oh..."

Wait!

What did my man just say? !

Seeing my frightening face, my male god showed his first smile since I knew him. Although he is extremely handsome, it really makes people feel creepy and shuddering.

He raised his eyebrows, "Didn't my husband mean to wait, huh?"

I feel that my male god has seen through everything, and now he is forcing me to surrender to a military court for the crime of molesting an officer.

The author has something to say: Laser Defense: One of the four major academies of the White Rose Military Academy.The setting of this college in the article is mainly engaged in engineering, which belongs to the category of logistics and defense.

In fact, this is a LOL China server, a tribute from Lugou.