Mecha and God

Just as we were discussing the marriage issue, the ceiling of the warehouse unfolded to both sides, revealing the clear sky above our heads, and the sunlight poured into the windows.Above the mecha warehouse is a battle armor arena dedicated to military school students soloing.At a height of ten meters above the mecha warehouse, the entire college can be seen in a panoramic view, with a wide field of vision.It would have been even better if there wasn't that flamboyant gay purple humanoid mech standing across from him.

Long Yin's mecha is similar to Lu Qi's. The front side of the cockpit is covered with a 270-degree special transparent material, which serves as a window and a display screen at the same time.After turning on the machine, the gentle voice of the mech system "Isis" sounded in the cockpit, "Welcome to the Battle Armor Arena of the White Rose Military Academy. Please enter the permission code."

Long Yin swiped his bracelet on the information receiver, and the system showed that he had operation authority.At the same time, his personal information popped up on the screen.The avatar of Isis shyly said on the screen, "Colonel Long Yin, welcome to log in to the fighter system for the first time... You are so handsome, can you sign for me?"

What the hell!

I thought that anthropomorphism was just to look high-end, but I didn't expect the system to have human-like intelligence and personality.

Even with human-like intelligence and personality... that's a bit too much, huh?Too much!A mech system, chasing after a god!

I watched Isis stretch out his little white hand and put it in front of the screen. My male god calmly signed his name with his finger at the same position off the screen, and Isis's handwriting immediately appeared in vigorous and powerful handwriting.Isis held his palms and his cheeks were blushing, and the background of the screen changed from the big arena to the sky full of cherry blossoms.Isis looked at my male god tenderly with wet eyes and said, "Isis is very happy today."

My male god calmly said: "Thank you."

Having witnessed all this, I just want to say one thing——

"Colonel, I also think you are so handsome. Can you sign me too?"

I lifted up my black racerback vest and begged him with my most sincere eyes, "Whether it's signed on the chest or the back, it's up to you."

The male god turned on the communication panel and called the military police: "You should put my mecha master in jail now."

Why, why on earth is this!

I was about to cry, but I could only pull my clothes back with a forced smile: "Today's Mino, sitting in the mecha without signing, is already very happy..."

Isis squinted: "Who are you, you are so disgusting. You don't have a sky full of cherry blossoms."

Damn, is it amazing that you have cherry blossoms!I couldn't help knocking on the screen.Isis groaned and looked at my male god pitifully: "He hit me."

Little bitch!

At this moment, my male god cut off the power, Isis flickered on the screen, and the screen went black.

The male god sat there for a while, then turned to me with a serious face and asked, "Why did you hit him, huh?"

I was scared to pee, but I still stuck my neck in aggrieved way: "No, you can't hit me?"

"Compared with the mech system?"

I was even more aggrieved: "Although I know he is a mecha system, but these days, people are not as good as machines..."

"Huh?" My male god actually looked like I didn't understand anything.

I was even angrier, I was already a colonel, but I still pretended to be stupid: "You signed her and said thank you; if you come to me, you will be dragged to jail, you are a bad person..."

He thought about it for a long time, and said with a blank expression, "It's not because of the mecha system, but because of my good or bad personality. Got it."

He turned his head and calmly woke up the dormant Isis, and entered the battle panel.

If Isis acted like a baby with him again, he said flatly, "No."

Isis snorted, "What's wrong?"

"Not even with cherry blossoms."

"Ah, what...then why do you treat people so tenderly." Isis stomped his feet.

"Because I want to hear another person say no."

"It's disgusting." Isis puffed up her cheeks angrily.

I froze for about five seconds, then subconsciously covered my little heart, and then poked his elbow: "What do you mean? I understand half of it but don't understand..."

My male god is doing the final adjustments before the battle: "Don't worry, my husband is going to fight."

Damn, does he know what her husband means? How can he act so plausibly in everything? !My stomach is so dark at such a young age, I will get it again in the future!

I cooled down for about three to five minutes before cooling myself down, and glanced at the armor parameters displayed on the screen.At a glance, it was appalling. The performance of this training mecha is not even considered mid-range, and it is very reluctant to fight against Lu Qi's flamboyant gay Zi.

"His mecha is better than yours." I thought about it for a while, and then gave my advice.

"Then you slept with him?"

"I, of course I won't follow!"

"Then I won't lose."

With that said, he clicked on the skill bar.

There is only one skill in it——

Jonah's long night.

******

Conqueror genes range from level five to SSS level.As soon as each baby is born, the genetic level will be determined and entered into the citizen ID as part of the personal data.When they log into the mecha with their citizen ID, the mecha system will provide skills that match their genetic level.The genetic level of my male god is theoretically high, but the skills assigned to him by the system are so unknown.

"Is Jonah the saint in the Bible? The one who was swallowed by a giant whale for three days and three nights because he disobeyed God's command?"

"Yes."

"And what does 'Jonah's long night' mean?"

The male god explained: "The giant whale in the Bible does not refer to the whale in the sea, but refers to the giant whale that rules the sky in the northern hemisphere around the winter solstice. When the giant whale rises, other constellations will retreat, and there is nothing but it in the sky, dark There is no light, so Jonah in the myth is actually facing the dark sky that swallows everything."

"Old... Colonel Long Yin! You are really educated!"

"Is your tongue all right, Mech Technician?"

I stroked my tongue and betrayed Lu Qi without hesitation. "Lu Qi is used to invisibility. When he activates the skill, the combat mecha automatically enters a state where he cannot recognize his whereabouts. He will give you a fatal blow. Your defense system is absolutely impossible to withstand. You need a skill that can restrain invisibility .Jonah's Long Night is not one of them, as far as I know."

"People become invisible because they deceive people's eyes. What's the reason for the mecha to be invisible?" He asked me back.

I thought for a while: "It fooled the sensing and identification module of the mech."

"Then we don't need the sensing and identification module." My male god said, and equipped Jonah's Long Night in the skill column.

Isis said with a serious expression, "Skill level, SSS level, cannot be authorized. Once activated, Isis will automatically go to sleep. Are you sure to use it?"

"confirm."

"Say it again. Once enabled, ISIS will automatically go to sleep, and the mech needs to be operated manually. Are you sure to use it?"

At this time, Lu Qi's annoying voice came from the communicator on the mecha, "Colonel, your armor looks very new."

My boyfriend didn't reply.

"And it's still a training machine, so I'm afraid it won't be enough." Lu Qi sighed on the other side, "Let's do it, I'll let you."

"This is war, not a game." My male god said lightly.

"In that case, I'm not welcome." Lu Qi snorted, dived back, and the two mechs were separated by a distance of about a hundred yards, and stopped on the big arena.It looks like two martial arts masters waiting for a one-shot kill.

But I know Rush doesn't happen that way.

Sure enough, in the next second, Lu Qi's mecha flashed out of nowhere in the distance, and disappeared from the screen as if the signal was interrupted.At the same time, my male god manipulated the mech to turn to the right and retreat ten meters away, avoiding the dark purple energy beam that came from the sky.Where we were just now, the ground has been pierced by a high-heat energy beam, leaving a row of gullies one meter deep and five meters long.

"It's just started." In the communicator, Lu Qi laughed sinisterly. "The next wave of attacks, guess where it will be?"

"It's useless anywhere." My male god said lightly.

"Really?" Lucy laughed.Before the laughter fell, I heard his mech shake and the sound of the main gun barrel firing!

And I don't even know which direction he's in!

By the time I realized the wind pressure was coming from overhead, it was too late.The stray bullets from the mech's main gun were so close that the long white tail formed by the evaporated air could be seen!

At this critical moment, my male god decisively pressed the button, "Jonah's long night, open."

The roar that could not be ignored when the mecha was turned on fell to the minimum in an instant, the screen was completely dark, and the console buttons were illuminated with red backlights.Very close, I heard the pop of the dud, which sank into the bottom of my foot.

I was pulling off my seat belt to prepare for the blow, but now I am completely stunned.

What about the big arena?What about sunny skies?Why so quiet?

It was pitch black outside the screen, only our reflections could be seen.There is only a dim overhead light in the control cabin, as if this is the only illuminated view of the entire world.In the small space, there is only my male god and my breathing and heartbeat, other than that, everything is silent.I glanced at him, and he happened to be looking at me too, and I almost had a fling with him.But he put his hand on my lips and made a hush.

There was a noise in the communicator, and then it gradually became clear: "What the hell is going on?! Isis, Isis!"

Lu Qi quickly pressed various buttons, cursing, but there was no way to restart Isis.

My man laughed.

On the opposite side, Lu Qi caught the irony in the laughter and flew into a rage, "It's you! You did it, right! What did you do to my mech!"

"You like to sneak in the dark as a hunter." My male god bent down, took off my hairband, and covered his eyes, "It just so happens that I like it too."

After speaking, he leaned over me and whispered, "I want you to do one thing."

"What, what?" Although he was blindfolded, I couldn't help but blush.

"Absolutely quiet." He pressed my lips with his index finger.

******

What happened next was a long time before I silently figured it out.At the time, I was full of thoughts like "what the fuck is this doing", "what the fuck is this doing again".

What I can't understand the most is Jonah's long night skill.

I guess its purpose is to end all the automation processes of the mecha, including identification, sensing, path navigation, automatic enemy hunting, etc., and enter the manual operation mode.

And, more than one.

This order was sent to all the mechs on the battlefield.

This explains why Lucci's ballistics missed their target at the last moment, became a dud, and fell under our feet.The warhead's auto-finding module was forcibly terminated.

Then I thought, what should I say about this skill?You know, the higher the level, the fewer the skills. Maybe the SSS level is just that one skill. I am such a bad boy, but there is only such a weak skill. How can I conquer the galaxy, conquer the universe, and make me the man who is the king of the universe? ,Um?

The second thing I don't understand is: why does my male god have to take off my hair tie to cover my eyes.The original intention of my long hair is to look like a boy on a motorcycle, the kind who can take the girl he loves away at lightning speed when he jumps on a Harley motorcycle. Um?

But the second question I quickly understood.

At first, Lu Qi is invisible, and in this state, the eyes are not very useful.Later, "Jonah's Long Night" opened, and everyone touched shrimps in the big arena together, and the eyes were even more cumbersome.

But the ears are not cumbersome.

At this time, hearing is the real channel to judge the outside world.

When I opened my eyes, I was terrified, all I knew was that the mech was moving, the fight was going on, and there was nothing off-screen, and I couldn't even tell if I was level or not.

But when I closed my eyes, I found that I could calm down, blend into the mech, feel its limbs, feel its every movement.

And, feel the outside world.

Feel Lucci.

I guess Lu Qi grows up so big, and he has never experienced the whole retreat of the mecha system to the manual era, so he is very panicked.In the intermittent communicator, he asked the west building to rush to repair the sensory system.And in this process, the male god automatically approached him.When you calm down, you can hear the sound of the mecha running.

Feeling our approach, Lu Qi drew his knife.I remember that knife, the blade was two meters long and tough, it could easily cut off the outer shell of the mecha, and even the internal wiring of the mecha would break if it slipped.

He raised the knife.

Of course, Long Yin would not let him chop anything other than air.

He dodged his blade with a ghostly slide, and Lu Qi then manipulated the main gun of the mecha, firing aimlessly at the front.Long Yin jumped up and dodged all the shells with a somersault. When he landed, he held a spear in his hand to keep his balance, and his knees plowed a deep ravine in the arena.

Lu Qi's heavy breathing came from the communicator.

Long Yin smiled: "I'm at eight o'clock."

When I heard him say this, I was taken aback for a moment: What is this?The map is all black, and you reveal your location?Isn't this courting death.

As expected, Lu Qi rushed towards us without saying a word.

My male god dodged again, and gently swung his blade away with the spear.

"At six o'clock, 50 meters, come."

The dark purple energy beam struck in a fan shape.

But Long Yin was still unscathed.

……

In this way, Long Yin kept reporting his position to Lu Qi, with a relaxed tone, while Lu Qi, his breathing became more and more heavy.I began to realize that Long Yin was definitely not showing grace, but provocative.Just like that day when Lu Qi said to Long Yin in the bathroom: solo, whoever wins will take him to bed!

A man can't resist the challenge.What's more, Lu Qi is arrogant and arrogant, and regards us as thorns in the flesh.

A string in my mind has been tightened with Lu Qi's increasing panting.

Eight times, the game of chasing me!

If I were Lucy I'd be fucking broken!

And my male god is still saying: "Three o'clock, 200 meters."

If Lu Qi still had a little hesitation in the first eight times, then this time, it was a full charge of up to [-] yards!

Oncoming is the roar of the mech piercing the wind!

And accumulate all the angry blades!

At that moment, Long Yin jumped up with the gun as a support, perfectly avoiding the attack distance of the blade, and then at the moment when Lu Qi flew into the air and passed him, he stretched out his mechanical arm and aimed at the mech from behind. head.There is a small muzzle hidden in the mechanical arm, equipped with a rotating warhead AK484 that can penetrate the armor protection.

One shot, piercing the control cabin from back to front.

The screen lights up in an instant.The dazzling sun, the empty arena.The male god landed steadily and stood up with his back to Lu Qi.

Behind, the mecha was completely paralyzed.

The male god took off the hair tie and threw it to me.I didn't know where to put it, I wished I could stuff it in my crotch, but thinking about something more important, I just put it in my pocket and applauded him: "Okay! Well done! So cool! So handsome! !"

My male god remained silent without saying a word, which made my applause seem very empty and forceful in the cockpit.

"Did you...beautiful?" He was actually a little confused.

"Of course! Why don't you close your eyes! You close your eyes and beat Lu Qi! I can't tell which button is which on the control panel with my fucking eyes open. Of course I'm a jerk...but Lu Qi is not weak, in their academy, he can also be ranked in the top ten! You say who can stop you, huh? Can’t you leave a way for other conquerors! It’s okay to be handsome, but you still have your eyes closed and the machine armor No wonder you were so awesome just now and dared to say that you would not lose."

"That's not what it means." He leaned on the back of the backrest, staring at the control panel out of focus.

"what?"

"I didn't say that because I can operate the armor with my eyes closed." He said, taking off his gloves, looking at the lines on his palms facing the sun, "Can you imagine that there are people like me in the world?" ? I can hurt others just by getting close."

I closed my mouth.

"For a person like me, even if he loses completely on the battlefield, no one will come to help me or save me. So I can only win."

Although he said such domineering words, it made people feel aggrieved and childish.

"I'm awesome, I'll definitely save you, I'm not afraid anyway." I held his hand.

His eyes fell on me.

After a long time, he said, "Are you going to go to jail anyway, so you touch me a few more times?"

I took a deep breath.

According to the script, shouldn't they cuddle together and frantically launch a mecha shock, Colonel!

******

Although hitting Lu Qi made me happy, but when I jumped out of the armor, I couldn't be happy right away - Long Yin's shot was aimed at the cockpit, not hurting Lu Qi, but hurting the west building !I feel so uncomfortable in my heart, I wish I could turn around and fight Long Yin: I want you to pretend to be aggressive, I want you to pretend to be aggressive.

Several field doctors were trying to move Xilou out of the damaged cab, when Lu Qi saw me, he rushed up and slapped Xilou, "Let you level up what the hell are you doing!" The left side of his face was swollen immediately.I can't heal immediately, this dead bastard, Xilou still has injuries on his legs, okay?I rushed up to fight him, but Long Yin pressed my shoulder from behind and said to the doctor, "This mecha technician is injured, take him to the infirmary for treatment."

Doctors do not belong to the four colleges, but belong to the independent Cavendish Institute. Because there are no military personnel, Cavendish tends to remain neutral in college conflicts.Just now when Lu Qi hit the west building, they didn't express anything, but as soon as Long Yin said, they immediately carried the west building on a stretcher and took it away.

"It seems that your mecha technician needs a long period of training before he can return to the arena. I'm really sorry." Long Yin said in a normal tone, but Lu Qi's emotions were already on the verge of losing control.Only then did I suddenly realize that during the battle, Long Yin intentionally injured Xilou, took him away from Lu Qi, and handed him over to the neutral Cavendish. It would be much more difficult for Lu Qi to find fault with Xilou.Although it made Xilou suffer a little bit of flesh and blood, but at least it was a helpless solution.

"Remember our agreement, Lieutenant Lu Qi. If you lose, you must persuade your superior Daedalus to vote for the draft."

Lu Qi suppressed his anger: "I will try my best, but Colonel Daedalus is not like you. He will be easily confused by the beauty of the bastard, and harm the interests of our conquerors in a daze." He glanced at me as he spoke.

I rolled my dead fish eyes and tied my hair.He wanted me to be with him two hours ago, but now he looks at me with anger and contempt. Men are so fickle.

But Long Yin seemed to have heard something funny, and called the military police, "Take this mech technician down and put him in confinement for three days, he molested the officer."

"Yes!"

Fuck me!I forgot about this!

Lu Qi also had a face full of shit, probably thinking: Is this colonel really just fighting for justice instead of thinking about OOXX!

The military police surrounded me and handcuffed me.

"Wait." Long Yin said suddenly.

I turned my head bitterly, hoping he would change his mind.

"Your toaster." He handed it to me solemnly, then lifted the brim of his hat, turned and left.

I held the "Flamingo α Mech Scanner & Toaster Quilt" and was dragged away mournfully.