Mecha and God

Mrs. Johnny turned around: "Don't you know that it's very impolite to chat with people while watching a play, Lord Mino?"

I quickly cut off the communication.

"Get your feet off the table!"

I quickly sat upright, but fell asleep within a short time.By the time I woke up, Mrs. Johnny was basically going to hit me with a stick.Mrs. Johnny is very dissatisfied with me. In comparison, she is more optimistic about Carter. After all, apart from his weird personality, he has all the etiquettes he should know and the rules he should abide by.Did he put his hands flat on his knees the whole time he watched the play?I'm a scumbag compared to him.

When Long Yin drove to pick me up, Mrs. Zhuang Seini handed over my review form to him. "As far as I can see, your omega has no other advantages besides being handsome."

"You are very right!" I bowed gratefully to Mrs. Johnny.

"Table etiquette, graceful manners, elegant taste, it's okay to fail all three items. On a 1578-point evaluation form, you can actually get -[-] points, and you even pinched someone's neck twice." Long Yin was lying. , and then immediately fell into the state of "I, the head of the family, need to think carefully", "Tomorrow morning is the review of the Women's Federation. Only after passing the review will you be eligible to participate in the Midsummer Ball in the evening. So after entering the review session tomorrow , you don’t do anything. You just sit there, don’t move, don’t drink a sip of water, don’t say a word, sit until the end. They may tempt you with all kinds of things, but don’t move.”

"Is this possible?"

"Do less and make less mistakes." Long Yin recalled the details of the review, "By the way, can you dance court dance?"

"I won't."

"This is the only thing that cannot be avoided in the assessment process."

So as soon as we returned to the summer palace, Long Yin pulled me to dance.At this time, Chuanbei and Xilou are also home, I don't have the heart to dance with him, I have to be busy saving Jiale!Absently stepped on him several times.Long Yin became angry on the spot, "Isn't it hard to learn with a score of -1578? Are you married yet?" He insisted on taking my hand and putting it on his shoulder, letting me follow his dance steps.So my biggest confrontation with him came when the tune of "porunacabeza" was streaming from an old gramophone.

"Damn it's useless to learn this! Don't learn! I'm not a woman!"

"Can't I show you the omega dance steps?"

"Why, just because I'm an omega, I have to walk with my waist twisted and wear a lady's umbrella, bastard! I also have to eat in small bites, and I have to watch a man-machine romance! Dance! Dance! I don't want to dance! "

"I know these etiquettes are annoying, but can't you bear it for a day or two? If you don't pass tomorrow, we will change from a legal couple to an illegal cohabitation, Nuomuo. Do you think we will sleep at home in the future, and there will be gendarmes rushing When they came in, they wanted to check our citizen ID, and asked if we were engaged in an abnormal relationship between men and men, and when we went out, people accused us of being a concubine."

"But why do you have to be married and play a game of a superiority and inferiority? Shouldn't marriage happen to two people who are equally free and respect each other? Even if I am poor and I am not a nobleman, it does not conform to your set Rules, it doesn’t mean that I’m not a good person and don’t love you enough because of this, it’s none of their business if we get married!”

"Of course I respect your life. After you marry me, will I tie you to death at home without leaving the second door? Of course not. But in the eyes of everyone, you are still my omega. You have to abide by some rules." Conventional rules, because this is our custom. Even if I amend the constitution for this, it will take a long time, and we will not be able to change the established facts for a while, so can you work a little harder?"

Long Yin is such a jerk, he usually beats me to death every day, and whenever he quarrels, he uses his emotions to make sense, Nuo Nuo, Nuo Nuo yells like he doesn't want money, if I beat him he will Desperately wanting to hug me, hugging me to death, I was planning to use my mechanical arm to dismantle the summer palace, but because of his good temper, I can only hold my mouth and turn back to the crying state, " You don't respect me, you don't even give me a mecha..."

"Let's not talk about the mecha, okay? Don't cry, go and rest for a while, let's practice again."

"You are good or bad..."

"Okay, okay, I'm bad, stop crying."

"Pervert! And secretly took pictures of me holding an umbrella!"

"Okay, okay, I'm abnormal, stop crying."

"Hate!"

"Do it, keep doing it."

I used the spare time I had to find Chuanbei and Xilou.Chuan Bei is twisting the data cable with his thick fingers.The west building is next to the window, I don't know where to look.

I asked Xilou how he was doing this afternoon, but he smiled and said nothing.Chuanbei told me that although he didn't know what their treatment was about, when they left, Dr. Nian asked Xilou if he would like to be his student.

"Study, student?"

Chuan Bei shrugged: "Xiao Xilou cured my initial alienation, which made Dr. Nian very interested in the herbal medicine of our earthlings. He wants to go with Xilou to meet his grandfather, and then hopes that Xilou can Study two kinds of medicine at the same time, and do forbidden experiments with him."

"Really!" I grabbed the scarf in my hand and twisted it back and forth, "Good news, Xiaoxilou! Good news!"

Xilou smiled sadly.

"Oh, yes, and this." Chuanbei said, taking out a metal needle with a connecting wire.

We looked at each other and laughed obscenely.

Chuanbei started modeling.

"I put the floor plan of the Summer Palace and all kinds of high-definition uncoded scanned photos into the system." He called up the three-dimensional imaging, and the entire Summer Palace manor was revealed, from the statue of my mother-in-law at the door to the mecha warehouse at the bottom . "So the virtual world I constructed will completely overlap with the real Summer Palace. Next, I will test the security of the teleportation terminal."

He snapped his fingers, and Xilou held a cage and put it on the table. Inside the cage was a small white mouse.

Chuan Bei grabbed the little white mouse out, and the little white mouse squeaked and writhed in his hands. He pinched the back of the neck and pierced the metal needle under the skin.The mouse was so painful that it wanted to bite his finger, and a dialog box popped up on the computer, asking whether to start the transmission.Chuan Bei winked, "It's connected to its nerve center, click the green button."

I operate the computer.

The moment the button was pressed, the mouse half-closed its eyes, stood motionless on all fours, and slowly heaved its chest and abdomen.Xilou took a small heart detector and pasted it on the mouse, and Chuan Bei quickly zoomed in on the map of the Summer Palace on the computer, pointing at the mouse squatting in the corridor outside the bedroom of Long Yin and me, "Transmission successful .It has made its way into virtual reality."

Both Xilou and I tilted our heads, staring at the screen, watching the little white mice rustling around inside to familiarize themselves with the environment, busy looking for mouse holes.Although I have known the technology of holographic online games for a long time, when it just appeared in my eyes, I still couldn't help but gasp.

"What should we do now?"

"Let it hang around for a while longer, to test the stability of my virtual world, and see if it will react badly to the mice. If there is no problem, it's your turn." Chuan Bei patted me on the shoulder.

At this time, the door was knocked, and the old butler came up with a cardboard box, and stuffed it into Chuan Bei's arms angrily.Chuan Bei held the Interstellar Express, which was as tall as a person, full of sorrow and joy, and burst into tears.

"Look at the little mouse first... I'll go in and unpack a courier."

Then I went into the toilet and never came out.

I waited impatiently, and knocked on the door of the toilet. There was a bang from the door, which seemed to be the sound of him falling to the ground, mixed with one or two groans. It wasn't his groan, but it seemed to be a woman's groan.I grabbed the doorknob, "Chuan Bei, Chuan Bei, are you okay? Do you need me to come in and help you?"

"No! No more!" Chuanbei yelled to stop me.

I don't know what he was doing in there. Back to the computer, Xilou sat on the window sill and fingernails.I patted his little head, "Why are you unhappy? Dr. Nian's suggestion is good."

Xilou rubbed my palm, "If I become a student of Dr. Nian, I will be a military doctor when I return to Earth. I am going to heal the conquerors, that is my job, and some of them People have even been violent to me. I always think, what would I do if I met them? If I had a needle in my hand, would I make it a poison, or would I make it an antidote? But it doesn't matter I won't be happy no matter what." His clean and clear black eyes looked straight at me.

"It has nothing to do with them, Xiaoxilou. The important thing is that now you have a chance to be a good doctor. Do you like to cure diseases and save lives?"

He lowered his eyes to his toes, and finally nodded. "I'm small and weak, but I also want to become someone who can protect you. If Chuan Bei and Mi Nuo Nuo get sick, I want to cure you."

He paused, and then said, "Colonel Long Yin is sick, and he can be cured."

"Then go learn it. After you finish your studies, you can go home and be a doctor, save us." I pressed his thin shoulders, "And Dr. Nian is a reliable person. You see, he is a subject, he is sure He will not do anything deviant to you. Moreover, he does not have a strong prejudice against us. He is the leader of the Cavendish Laboratory. He has three points of face."

"Then I still..."

Just when Xiao Xilou stood at a fork in life and was about to make a choice, Chuan Bei suddenly kicked open the bathroom door and ran out.At that time, Xiao Xilou screamed, and I followed his terrified eyes, looking at the outline, I didn't even know it was Chuanbei!

When I take a closer look, I won't be able to recover in an instant!Chuanbei!Strolling around the room naked with a blow-up doll wrapped around her!

"Damn it, I'm stuck!" Chuan Bei yelled, "It hurts, it hurts! Help me pull it out!"

The mechanically chipped inflatable doll moaned electronically, "Ah, wow—"

I didn't care about the embarrassment, so I ran over and grabbed the inflatable doll's waist, "I'll count one, two, three, you pull back, I pull forward, do you hear me?"

"it is good!"

"One, two, three, hey!"

"Ah, good, cool, ah—"

"Pain Pain Pain Pain!"

"This won't work, you'll get hurt!" Xiao Xilou ran over and squatted on the ground, "Let me see."

"Nuonuo, it's time to dance..." Long Yin, who pushed the door open, said half a sentence, stunned, with a face full of shit.In front of him was such a picture: Chuan Bei hugged the waist of the inflatable doll face to face, and I hugged the inflatable doll from behind vigorously, shouting one, two, three, hey, she fully gave us every effort And mechanized for sure.

Xiaoxilou crouched at our feet, silently watching.

"It's not what you think at all!"

Long Yin turned his head and left.

"Long Yin!" I rushed out the door, "I, I am not..."

"You'd rather mess around with them here than spend more time preparing for tomorrow's event? Mino, that's our lifelong event, not mine alone!"

He lost his temper and knocked over a vase, turned around and left.I went after him, but the moment I touched him he dodged and made a gesture of refusal to me.

"I want to be alone for a while."

"...Okay." I rubbed the soles of my shoes on the expensive carpet aggrievedly, "I will clean up everything and wait for you to come back." When I returned to Chuanbei's room, both Xilou and Chuanbei were sitting in a precarious state. .The blow-up dolls are gone.

"What the hell is going on with you?!" Chuan Bei and I fought.

Chuan Bei woke up from a dream with a face full of dreams: "I, I just had a busy day today, and I have been programming since I came back, and then... Then you know! I lost my wife for a long time! I am a young widower with a young blood! Then Joe Anna just, just walked into my life out of the blue..."

"And jammed your little dick fuck—you! Can't you just wait until it's over and find the right time to cuddle with your blow-up doll!"

Chuan Bei lowered his head and covered his face.

"It's fine now. Long Yin was angry with me and left. Maybe he will abandon me soon. I tell you Chuanbei! If I don't get married, I will take your penis!" I threatened him with tears .Xilou hurriedly let me lie on his lap, and hit Chuanbei twice by the way.

I cried for a while, after much deliberation, I felt that such a breakup was too unfair, and tried to connect to Long Yin's communicator.But he didn't answer, and his voice was paralyzed in the voice message: "Your husband is sad to death, please call back later. yourhtodier..."

It's really boring.

I guess Mensao should go somewhere for a drink tonight.

Just when I was crying so hard that I couldn't contact my husband, a beep signal came from the computer suddenly.Chuan Bei looked at the computer and hesitated to speak.

"What the hell are you going to say?"

"The virtual reality is set for 30 minutes, and now it's time." As he said, he pulled out the needle on the mouse.The little white mouse opened its eyes dazedly, bit its cheek, and then fell into a ball in the palm of Xilou's palm in a daze.

Xilou gave it a series of tests and told us, "Everything is healthy and there is no problem."

Chuan Bei wiped the metal needle and was going to stab me!

"Fuck you, can't you change a needle! Don't you know that the plague can kill people?!"

"How can there be so many needles, and they are not disposable."

"Is Mi Nuo Nuo really going in?" Xi Lou was terrified, "It feels so dangerous."

I explained to him, "I tried to talk to the little girl yesterday. She pointed out to me that Access is in the dressing room, but Long Yin, that bastard, doesn't know anything. I need more accurate information from her."

"She attacked you yesterday!" Xilou hugged my arm in fright, "Don't take risks!"

"So today I open the map and wait for her. In case she is a bad embryo, I still have a chance of winning. After all, Chuan Bei is the programmer of this virtual world."

"Sounds good." Chuan Bei smiled.

Xilou still looked worried.

I lay down on the bed, and Chuan Bei gave the metal needle to Xilou, "Insert into the nerve center at the back of his neck. I can't find it, but you can."

Xilou held the needle and was so frightened that he didn't want it, but in the end he stuck alcohol and the needle in my neck to bleed.

"I think I'm still in your room." I stared at the ceiling.

Chuan Bei stood in front of me, "Because I haven't started teleportation yet."

"Then what are you waiting for?"

He plugged me a headset. "I want to confirm some things with you. First, the time setting is synchronized with the outside world; second, my computer memory is not large enough, and every second you are in it will generate a lot of data, so you only have three or ten minutes at most. Complete the task; third, I need to keep in touch with you at all times; fourth, if it is dangerous, I will directly unplug the port. Understand?"

"Yes, yes, come on."

Chuan Bei returned to the computer and said seriously, "on."

My pupils dilated instantly, and I felt my soul being pulled out of my body quickly, and then thrown into a completely dark and directionless place.For a while I was very scared until I felt the wind blowing past me.I realized that I was in free fall from a height, and everything around me went from blurry to clear and finally real.About ten seconds later, the corridor of the Summer Palace zoomed in rapidly under No.1's field of vision. I rolled on the spot, knelt down on one knee, and landed on the corridor outside the bedroom of me and Long Yin.This is of course unscientific.This floor is about four meters, and I fell freely for more than ten seconds. I think this is the so-called "entering" the virtual world.

【Diary of a male god】

He was so angry, he felt cheated.

It turned out that every word he said was a lie.