Mecha and God

"Welcome to Chuanbei's virtual world #000001—Pendragon's Summer Palace." There was some reverberation on my earphones, and the interfering sound was very strong, but it was indeed Chuanbei's voice.I also heard Xilou saying from the side, "Mi Nuonuo is on the screen ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Please tell me what Chuanbei's virtual world and Pendragon's summer palace are." I pressed the headset.

Chuan Bei laughed, "Start positioning. The position you are standing now is the origin of the coordinates. Remember the origin of the coordinates, I will place the program for exiting the virtual world here."

I saw a mysterious big hole suddenly appeared around me, the kind that normal people would not want to enter, so I avoided it silently.

"Okay, what am I going to do now?"

"Wait."

I shook my hand in boredom, and looked around this extremely real summer palace. "I hope our little girl can still find me today."

At this time, there was a beeping sound in the earphones.

Chuan Bei: "Someone applied to enter the virtual world."

Me: "It came so fast. It must be her, she came to me."

Chuan Bei: "I have agreed. I will mark her location on the map in orange, you can see for yourself."

A small map popped up in front of me.A small orange dot quickly approached me, on the nearest stairs to me.

Chuan Bei: "Just in case, I will write a program to encrypt and protect you."

I have an extra ugly armor that I don't know what it is equipped with.

I went to the foot of the stairs to take a look at who was coming, and soon knew that this was necessary.

"Chuanbei, the person here is not Little Lolita." I said as I flashed into the nearest room and pressed the headset.

"wtf?"

I peeked out through the crack of the door.

What gradually appeared in my field of vision were two slender and gorgeous legs, and then, a huge Death Scythe.A tall man with long purple hair, wearing the deacon uniform of the summer palace servant, passed the corridor silently, and then suddenly, he turned his head and looked at the door of my room as if telepathically.

"It's a stranger... I think he saw me! He's coming towards me, coming!"

I heard the crackling sound of typing on the keyboard, Chuanbei said calmly, "I will make you invisible."

The man moved closer to the crack of the door and looked inside.

At the same time, a huge hollow beer barrel fell from the ceiling, covering me from the beginning to the end!

Cover it up!

I just want to ask: Chuanbei, do you fucking know what stealth is, huh?

do you know? !

You fucked up a beer keg in a baroque room all of a sudden!

Ghosts will know something is wrong!

"He's not a ghost." Chuan Bei told me through the headset.

Why can I even hear the complaints in my head.

"Hehe, because I am a programmer in this world."

What kind of arrogance is this kind of proud tone?

During the time when Chuan Bei and I were going back and forth, the stranger looked at the beer barrel for a long time through the crack of the door, and then left again. The sound of footsteps disappeared in the depths of the corridor.

Me: So why do strangers apply to enter the virtual world of Pendragon's Summer Palace?Shouldn't our plans be top secret?

Chuan Bei: No, in order to ensure that the little girl you mentioned can contact us, I set the entire map as open permission.

Me: But...how did this guy upload to the virtual world?Who the hell is he?

Chuanbei: Lucifer is nearby.

Me: Don't scare me!My brother doesn't look like this at all!

Chuanbei: There are two possibilities.One is that there is another student in this summer palace whose IQ is comparable to Dr. Nian's, and like him, he made a metal needle every minute.The other is that Lucifer is nearby.Which do you think is more likely?

Me: Lucifer...

Chuanbei: Even if it's not Lucifer, he's still his fighter.None of them are human, but AI. It is not a matter of minutes for AI to connect to the virtual world. You can change your appearance to whatever you like, and you can change the skin with one click.Anyway, they are originally electron streams living in the virtual world.

Me: But why is there Lucifer's spies in my male god's manor!

Chuanbei: I don't know yet.I'm decoding him right now.As long as he is in my virtual world, he has to constantly establish a very stable connection between my computer and himself to send information.I used this response to trace the source of the signal and locate his location in reality.

Chuan Bei's fingers crackled on the keyboard.Half a minute later I heard him say, "o, m, g."

What's wrong with me?

Chuanbei: He's moving...he's right outside my door.

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After saying this, I heard the door rang three times in the real world opposite the headset.

Tee, Tee, Tee.

Chuan Bei hurriedly said: "West building, drag Mino to hide under the bed, then open the window and climb down."

The sound of the west building dragging me came from the earphones, and then the sound of footsteps, indicating that Chuan Bei walked to the hall and opened the door.

"The Earl Gray tea Madam wants." The old butler Mr. Mitterrand's old voice sounded outside the door.

I was surprised!

Mr. Mitterrand, the chief butler with gray hair and two legs, is a handsome nobleman with long purple hair in the virtual world!

Chuanbei: OK, thank you.

Steward: Madame doesn't seem to be in there.

Chuan Bei: He fell asleep.

Housekeeper: With all due respect, he should live in the master's bedroom instead of sharing a guest room with two men who don't know where he came from.

Chuan Bei: This is very good... Ouch, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!Look how clumsy I am!

It sounded like Chuan Bei had poured tea on the housekeeper?

He kept apologizing, and then diligently wiped off the water stains on his body with his sleeve, and then said, "Hey, wait until I go to the cabinet to get a towel."

As soon as he turned around, he pressed the headset, "It has been confirmed that the butler has no pulse temperature, it is not a human but an AI—— West Building, jump out of the window!"

After saying this, I heard the sound of explosions, glass shattering and fire alarms starting from the opposite side!

I couldn't help shouting impatiently: "Chuan Bei!"

After a few seconds, Chuan Bei's breathless voice came from the other side of the headset: "Xilou, you go to the lobby to stay with the servants first, and contact Colonel Long Yin immediately."

Xilou let out an obedient cry and ran away.

"Hey!" Chuan Bei yelled, "Are you looking for the Messiah! I am the Messiah!"

"I'm fucking you crazy!"

Chuan Bei started trotting again, "I'm luring the housekeeper out of the room to hunt me down. You and the computer are left there, so it's easy for him to kill you now. But I bet he doesn't know which of us is in the virtual world, he can't tell us apart Who is the real player!"

I could hear the hail of bullets behind him from a dimension away.

"I'll treat you to chicken legs when I come back!"

"Let's take care of yourself first... The housekeeper on the map is quickly approaching you!"

"How can this butler chase you in the real world while chasing me in the virtual world!"

"The computer can open several windows at once, chatting, playing movies and processing images at the same time, don't you know that!"

"Oh!!"

The purple-haired man kicked open the door, "Do you want to hide in the barrel all the time, Messiah?" The sharp sickle cut the barrel in half like lightning.Even though I squatted in time, I still watched a few locks of hair fall to the ground.

"Are you from Lucifer?!" I fell to the ground and leaned back in horror, grabbing the smooth edge of the barrel, "Lucifer is going on a date with me tomorrow, and you are going to kill me today, does Lucifer know? !"

"I went deep into the human stronghold alone. In order to prevent exposure, I have already cut off all communication with Lucifer." The man's voice was as mellow as red wine, and his words were indifferent and alienated. "However, I think your death code is the best meeting gift for him."

As he said that, he raised the sickle high, and a pure killing intent without any emotion flashed in his extremely small pupils, pouring it into the tip of the knife and slashing down!

If this knife hits my Tianling Gai, then my life will be over!

If only there was a hole in the ground for me to drill!

At that moment, the floor cracked, and I fell into the hall on the first floor. The cold and hard marble in the hall was as soft as jelly under my buttocks. It bounced and took off most of the impact.The sickle fell to the floor, and the man looked at me incredulously through the big hole that suddenly appeared, and then the big hole closed out of thin air, jamming the tip of his knife.

Chuan Bei's voice sounded in the headset, "How the hell did you get to the first floor?!"

Me: Isn't it you!

Chuan Bei: I'm still being hunted down by the housekeeper!There is no time to rewrite the program!

That must be... You can't follow what you say!

Yes, I can manipulate the entire virtual world, so there is no need to be afraid even if Michael is not around!

"Dididi!" Chuanbei's bracelet rang. "Good news! Another user applied to enter the world of Pendragon's summer palace! I allow him to enter, and he will meet you at the east side of the hall!"

I got up and ran to the east stairway.If it wasn't for the sudden braking, he would have almost bumped into the little loli dragging the broken baby bear at the corner.

Little Loli raised her head and looked at me ignorantly.

At this time, the ground suddenly shook violently and cracked everywhere.The man jumped from the railing on the second floor and landed behind us with a terrible impact.Behind him, huge black wings slowly opened.

"Gabriel." Holding the scythe, he raised his head and stared at the little girl, with a flash of interest in his tiny pupils. "We all thought you were dead, your useless life-saving system."

【Diary of a male god】

Stop calling after one call, you little bastard.

I have been waiting for half an hour.