Mecha and God

When everyone sat down to eat, the atmosphere was very bad.My parents were very scared, Long Yin was eager to express himself, my brother Yuxi kept asking me what was going on with winks, and Sha Zuo stared at my brother, his eyeballs almost fell out.

Not to mention that Long Yin and Sha Zuo still smell like pigpens...

What a disaster.

When Long Yin was serving the appetizer, he dragged his gift into the door.

"I'm sorry for not being invited so late and disturbing the two elderly people. This gift is a token of my heart." He opened the cardboard box, and inside was a life treatment cabin that could accommodate one person.

My mother gasped, "Is this your newly invented portable gas chamber?!"

"No, of course not. This is the latest life treatment cabin in Storm Harbor. It can relieve the pain caused by senile diseases, and it can also treat some wounds and even remove tumors. It is very useful. I think everyone with elderly people at home should prepare one tower."

My mother breathed a sigh of relief. "You are a good sir."

My dad was heartbroken, "Our village doesn't have electricity at all."

Long Yin returned to his seat with a look of lovelessness.

My brother Yuxi couldn't help laughing, fiddled with the meat on the plate.

"Some time ago, there were many rumors about you in the village, and you were very popular in the rumors." He said to me, "I really want to know what you have been doing during this time."

"Rumors are always unreliable." I faltered.

I always feel that announcing my marriage at such a time would make a big fuss.In any case, I have to let my parents get acquainted with Long Yin first, and let Long Yin relax until he no longer has the same hands and feet.But my brother evidently saw something, and was eager to prove it.

You Xi is the kind of person with exceptionally high emotional intelligence, as long as he wants, he can appease everyone, and he can also provoke them to become enemies with each other.So these years he stayed in the village and became my dad's assistant, and in a few years he will take my dad's place as the pastor of the nearby jurisdiction.Yuxi is very good at dealing with emotional problems. He is an emotional expert from all over the world. Anyone who has emotional problems will talk to him. Why do I like the girl next door but she doesn’t like me? I like the boy opposite but I don’t Sorry to say it... Yosh will pat you on the shoulder and tell you: Oh poor lamb, it's not a big deal at all, just get into his or her bed.Then he happily proposed marriage for the couple.

So when Yuxi asked me this, I felt that something was wrong.He's cunning, and when he wants an answer, he can always get to the bottom of it.

"Of course you can stay away from home for years and months. This is a boy's privilege, but you can't neglect your fiancée like this. Serena has come to my house to cry several times." You Xi wrote lightly.

"wtf?!" I turned to look at my brother, my eyeballs were about to pop out.

"You have a fiancee?!" On the opposite side, Long Yin put down the fork.

Sha Zuo, who didn't know it, drank two more mouthfuls of soup, then put down the spoon in a daze, tried to keep pace with Long Yin, and looked at me in surprise.

"You actually have a fiancée?!" When Long Yin repeated a sentence twice, it was basically something bad.

"The hunting day hasn't come yet, you can't kill casually, you can't kill casually..." My mother took the table knife and hid behind my father.

"Chuanbei, do you have a way to steal some electricity? Although I don't know what happened, I think the life treatment cabin may be used here." My father said seriously protecting my mother.

I anxiously explained to Long Yin, "Calm down, I don't have a fiancée at all!"

"It's interesting, why would you make a conqueror nervous if you have a fiancee?" You Xiyun calmly took a sip of wine. "You seem to have made a wonderful friend."

I deflated, "Well, he's not a great friend if you have to ask...he's my marriage partner. We just got our license."

My dad looked indignant, "For God's sake, I'm the pastor, and I wasn't even invited to be my son's witness. Young people these days are outrageous."

You Xi comforted him, "According to the rumors, they should have gotten married in Storm Harbor."

"You eloped?!" my mother screamed, "You eloped and married 1.5 light-years away?!"

Facing their screams, I felt powerless, "There was a reason at that time, because I was hunted down by an officer, and Long Yin wanted to protect me..."

"You were hunted down by the conqueror?!"

"It's a long story, it's because I killed his subordinate, a lieutenant..."

"You killed someone!!!"

"What can I do? The lieutenant chased after me and chopped off my two arms..."

My mother didn't come up in one breath: "You have no arm! You were cut off without an arm!"

My dad hurriedly handed my hand to her for her to touch, "Although it has grown but... what kind of crime did this do, who are you messing with?!"

"I didn't mess with him at all, he hacked me to avenge himself..."

"I completely agree with what Mino said, that person is definitely a scumbag." Sha Zuo interjected, "That person who chased and killed Mino out of love and hatred was not at all because Mino crashed into the mecha warehouse and escaped and detonated more than 20 people. A mech."

"wtf!" My dad looked hopeless.

"I had no other choice at all. That person raped Xilou, and Chuanbei became a specimen for a heterogeneous experiment. I want to take them out of that devil's lair!"

"What, Xiaoxilou was given to..." My mother covered her face and began to cry.

"Are you going to use us as a heterogeneous experiment..." My father held her in his arms and couldn't love her.

Yuxi cut the pork chops by himself, and said to me without incident, "My little brother, you have had a wonderful month."

"And you just need to make up a fiancée who doesn't exist." I rolled my eyes at him.

"She's not something I made up," Yushi reminded me. "She really exists. You danced with her last summer."

Long Yin took the knife.

"I……"

"We don't mean to deceive you, my lord the conqueror," my father went round and round, "but... Mino is indeed a boy. We once engaged him in a marriage."

As he spoke, he solemnly dragged me in front of Long Yin, made me raise my head to reveal my Adam's apple, patted my chest again, and finally asked me to open my trouser waist to show Long Yin.

"I hope you can forgive us." My dad said sincerely, wringing his hands.

Long Yin thought for a while, then answered him cautiously, "I'm not blind."

"Of course, of course..." My dad echoed a few words with a dry smile, and then hesitated, "Then dare to ask... What the hell is wrong with you, you will fall in love with my kid?"

Long Yin thought for a while, "Maybe it's because I happen to be gay?"

My dad stared at him, slowly sat back in his seat, and looked at my mom.

"So you came today... to enter my house?"

For some reason, my parents' aura suddenly became stronger.

The restless Long Yin discussed with Sha Zuo in a low voice: "See if there are any children around, hurry up and hug one..."

"Stalingrad is behind you, Your Highness Pendragon, you can't retreat. It's useless to give up on yourself. Tell them that you plan to be their savior."

Long Yin coughed twice, "Actually, love for children is not the main purpose of my visit this time."

"Actually we're not blind." My mother rolled her eyes and answered him.

Long Yin bit the bullet and continued, "I have a way to stop the massacre on the hunting day. My friend is His Royal Highness the Earl of the Galactic Empire. He has a manor here, and you can take refuge in his manor. According to our Law, no one will cause trouble under his roof."

"Oh..." my dad sighed. "Really? I think that's good news. Maybe you should go talk to the mayor. He's three miles away. There's no aliens on the way to town."

******

When Long Yin and Sha Zuo went out, our whole family ran behind the window to watch their backs.

"He's very handsome." Yoshi told me with a smile.

"What's the good of being handsome? He's not like Serena, who has a big ass and can make you a lot of kids," my mother said despondently.

"He is a man, don't compare him with women, he doesn't have a big butt, but his kidneys are really good. The key is that their technology is still very advanced. When I first met him, I used in vitro cultivation technology to give birth to 3000 multiple embryos."

"Can you afford it, you prodigal son!"

"Of course, you don't know how rich he is. I spent more than 4000 billion on the first day I married him."

My mother froze.

Then she said dejectedly, "Aren't there too many stories about the conquistador abducting the Hilo people? It's usually when there are several children before they know that there is an old woman in the family."

"Wait a minute, have you changed from marrying into the family to marrying into the husband's family so quickly?"

My dad, who had been very silent all this time, suddenly looked at me unrequitedly: "What does it mean that your kidneys are good?"

"It seems that you are very sexually blessed, and I am really happy for you. Seeing your over-indulgent faces, as a brother, I feel sincerely relieved." Yuxi hugged me.

I just want to beat him, when my parents beat me.

My house that night was full of words like "You are such a disrespectful boy!", "You are really ruining my family's reputation!", "How do you want your brother to get married like this!" and so on.

After they finished beating me, they kicked me out and brought food to Xilou and his grandfather.My dad was also demolished by my mother and went to the mayor's house to see how they talked.

"You didn't say anything just now?!"

Chuan Bei stopped whistling, "It's too late for me to hide! If your parents find out that everything has something to do with me, they will have to tear me apart."

At this time, I shushed and pointed to the front.

Chuan Bei fell silent, and we heard crying at the same time.

"West building?" He frowned.

We ran straight to his dilapidated house.