The sand sculpture chased by the wrong cannon fodder

When they arrived at Huaxi Town, everyone got off the bus and went to have lunch first.

Song Song suspected that this should be the best lunch he could have recently, so he ate a lot.He thought that he could save even taking the fat-free pills these days.

Sure enough, after dinner, the show officially started filming.A staff member began to introduce the rules of the game:

"Because of the sudden outbreak of the virus, nearly 70% of the world's human beings have been infected with the virus and turned into zombies. The country has urgently declared the end of the world. At present, there are only six survivors left in this small town. The living conditions are very harsh today. To guard against the siege of zombies, food and daily necessities also need to be collected by yourself.

Fortunately, all of you have awakened your powers, so the country needs you to rescue Dr. Zhao who has developed a special drug to treat the virus while ensuring your own safety.At this time, Dr. Zhao was trapped in a very dangerous place, and the clue was in this small town.So when you are searching for materials, you must pay attention to finding clues to rescue Dr. Zhao.The hope of saving all mankind rests on you.

Now, all survivors, please draw lots, which determines which ability you will awaken. "

Then, another staff member came over with a lottery tube and asked each guest to draw a lottery. The number on the sign corresponds to a special ability.

Several guests gathered around the lottery tube after listening to it, eager to try it out one by one, as if the ability to be obtained would be stronger if the lottery was drawn first.

Among them, the oldest one is the powerful actor Zheng Jiandong. He is in his 40s this year. Because he has been active in the comedy circle all year round, he speaks very funny, "Everyone, respect the old and love the young. As the big brother in the guest group, I will Do my part.”

Yang Yinyin, the youngest popular flower in the group, immediately stopped her. She smiled and said, "Mr. Zheng, besides respecting the old and loving the young, there is also love for the young. Gentlemen, you must not forget that women are the first priority. Since I take the Two, let me smoke first?" After speaking, he winked at the host Lu Aiqin, "Sister Aiqin, do you think so?"

Lu Aiqin smiled and said, "Since women are preferred, of course I should be the first to draw lots. Yinyin, you won't fight with me, an old man, right?"

Yang Yinyin: "..."

After listening to the others, they also joined in one after another, with various reasons.Although everyone seems to be arguing, it's all for the show to be interesting, and the people in the show team are also happy to watch the fun.

Song Song felt that he didn't rely on any side, and it was unreasonable to say that, but the others were all around the stick, and he couldn't squeeze in even if he wanted to.He poked Yu Shaofeng, a tough guy who was also not able to get in the way, "Brother Yu, have you heard that sentence?"

Yu Shaofeng asked: "What?"

"Don't push if you can do it." Song Song raised his chin and motioned him to look at the lottery.

Yu Shaofeng understood right away, relying on being a Lianjiazi, he snatched the lottery container from the staff with extraordinary agility, and drew a lottery from it.

Song Song followed Yu Shaofeng all the time, and when he saw this, he stretched out his hand to grab it, and there were three more lots in his hand.He originally wanted to see what abilities they had, and then pick the best one out of them.As a result, only numbers were written on the lottery, namely No. 1, No. 5 and No. 9.

Song Song: "..."

Director Zhu Meng was amused when he saw it, "Xiao Mian, I've been on guard against you for a long time. It's useless no matter how much you take. Choose one from the list and put the others back."

Song Song had a good time and threw No. 1 and No. 5 back into the lottery, leaving only No. 9.

When the others saw this, they stopped arguing and glared at Yu Shaofeng first. This guy was too quick, so they each drew lots.

The staff announced the results according to the numbers drawn by everyone.

The one who got No. 1 was Yang Yinyin, corresponding to the beast control ability.Before she could figure it out, the staff had brought her a husky named Mike and told her that this was her ability.

Yang Yinyin: "..." So what can this harpy do except tear down the house?

The one who got No. 2 was Yu Shaofeng, corresponding to the ability of the water system.Because of Yang Yinyin's precedent, when the staff gave him an oversized toy water gun, he acted calmly.Only when he held the water gun to sip water, the staff reminded him friendly that he had to find the water in the water gun after it was used up, so he stopped wasting.

The one who got No. 3 was Lu Aiqin, corresponding to the ability of the hold spell.She is amazing, she can hold both people and zombies.

The number 5 was drawn by Zheng Jiandong, corresponding to the invisibility ability.The prop he got was a sun protection suit, as long as he put it on, it proved that he had used the invisibility ability, and others could not see him.

The one who got No. 6 was Casey Zhu, corresponding to the speed ability.Originally, the staff assigned a battery car, but he couldn't ride it.In the last discussion, a staff member was assigned to drive him on a battery.As long as I wish Casey to sit in the back seat of the battery car, it proves that he has used the power, regardless of whether you can really catch up with the battery car, anyway, no one can catch up with the power.

Finally, the number 9 drawn by Song Song, the corresponding ability is... Summoning.Song Song was a little confused immediately, what the hell is this?

According to the staff, his ability is very random, because even he himself is not sure what is summoned.Every time he uses a power, he needs to go to the staff who follow him to draw a card, and what is written on it is what he summoned.

Except for Yang Yinyin's beast control ability and Yu Shaofeng's water ability, other people's abilities can only be used three times a day, and each time does not exceed half an hour.However, Lu Aiqin's immobilization technique is limited in quantity, each use can immobilize one person, and three zombies can be immobilized.In addition, the number of powers is valid for the day, even if the number of powers today is not used up, it cannot be added to tomorrow.

This item immediately aroused the dissatisfaction of other guests: "Why can their abilities be used for a long time, but we have to be restricted, it's not fair."

Director Zhu pointed to Erha, who seemed to be suffering from ADHD, who was following Yang Yinyin, and said, "Just this dog, do you think it will be obedient?"

Everyone: "..." Well, let's not talk about what Erha is doing, it's good if it doesn't make trouble, and I really can't count on it.

As for Yu Shaofeng, Director Zhu explained: "As long as he can get water, he can use the supernatural power. If there is no water, he can't even use the supernatural power once."

Everyone: "..." Okay, at least my abilities can be used with quality and quantity.

In order to increase the viewability of the program, the director divided the six guests into two groups.To be fair, it's still a lottery.In the end, Song Song teamed up with Yu Shaofeng and Yang Yinyin.Zheng Jiandong is in a group with Zhu Kaixi and Lu Aiqin.The leaders of the two teams are Yu Shaofeng and Zheng Jiandong.

Song Song and his group's fighting strength is really beyond words.Yu Shaofeng's water ability is too weak; Song Song's summoning technique doesn't know what can be summoned. According to the urine of the program group, they don't dare to hope; as for Yang Yinyin with the useless Erha ,Ah……

On the other hand, Zheng Jiandong's group, Zheng Jiandong's invisibility ability, Zhu Kaixi's speed ability, and Lu Aiqin's immobilization technique can be described as a strong combination.

Song Song is very suspicious that the director made such a distinction on purpose.

After being divided into groups, the director pointed to a rural self-built villa and an ordinary green brick and tile house about 7 to 800 meters away from here and said, "See, those two houses are the two houses that your two teams built during filming. whichever team arrives first will choose the house first.”

When Song Song's group heard this, their faces turned dark.That's not ridiculous, the other party has a speed user, who can run faster than him?

As soon as the director yelled, Casey Zhu had already sat on the back seat of the battery car. When the rider turned the handle, the car swished out.

Not to be outdone, Song Song and the others raised their legs and started running, but no matter how fast you run, once you use the speed ability, you will default to being unable to catch up.

Song Song glanced at Erha Mike, who was following Sahuan, and said to Yang Yinyin while running, "Tell your dog to run first."

Although Yang Yinyin thinks it's unreliable, give it a try.She pointed at the big villa, "Mike, let's compete, whoever runs into the villa first will have meat to eat at night."

The three of them didn't know whether Mike understood or not. Anyway, they saw it spread its paws and ran away, faster than the battery car, but it stood at the door of the villa in an instant, wailing at Song Song and the others twice.

At this time, Zhu Kaixi also arrived, looking at Erha with big eyes, still a little dazed.

When the director team arrived, Zhu Kaixi asked: "Director Zhu, how do you count this? You can tell me that no one can catch up with my speed ability, so our team won, right?"

Song Song immediately retorted: "Don't compare with us, we did not catch up with you, but our dog is faster than you. Although you used the ability, Yang Yinyin of our team also used the ability. Ability versus ability , of course whoever is faster wins."

Everyone present: "..." There seems to be nothing wrong with saying that.

In the end, the director judged that Song Song's team won, and they successfully moved into the big villa, while the other team moved into the green brick house.

This rural self-built small villa has a large area, with the living room and kitchen downstairs, and several bedrooms and function rooms on the second floor, enough for each person to live in one.But apart from the basic furniture, there is nothing else in the room. It is so clean that there are no quilts or sheets, just a bare bed.

The three of them chose their own rooms first, and Yang Yinyin's Erha was locked in a cage in the living room by her, which aroused strong dissatisfaction from the second comrade, wishing to chew the cage.

After everyone checked in, only the cameraman was around to take pictures.The program team also confiscated the suitcases brought by the guests, leaving only two sets of clothes for washing, and they went out to collect other materials by themselves.

Song Song looked at his room and then at the kitchen.It is also very clean, just some simple kitchen utensils.There was definitely no food, not even running water.Fortunately, I left a gas tank, connected to two stoves, so I don't have to worry about cooking.It's just that there is no water, and there is definitely no way to take a bath at night.

Song Song glanced out of the window again, good guy, the program crew got a few robot dogs who don't know where, with the words "zombie dog" on their heads, they are walking around on the street.

Song Song temporarily took a break from going out to have a look, and then heard Yu Shaofeng calling everyone for a meeting.

When the three of them arrived together, Yu Shaofeng said, "Depending on the situation, the program team won't care about our dinner today, so we have to go out to collect supplies, as well as quilts and sheets. The situation is currently unknown. Song Song and I went out to explore the road first, and Yinyin took Mike to watch the house, don't be caught by the net, it would be a shame."

None of the three objected.

There is also a small electric tricycle in the yard of the small villa, which guests can use to transport supplies.Song Song is very happy. Although he has never driven a tricycle, he has ridden a battery car, which is similar.

Song Song got on the bike, and Yu Shaofeng turned over and got into the bucket, holding water guns in both hands, waiting for the battle, and shouted: "Let's go."

As soon as Song Song turned his hand to charge, Xiaosanlun rushed out.

I met several robot dogs on the road, but Yu Shaofeng didn't dare to move, and asked Song Song: "Do you think this thing is waterproof? It's an electronic product after all. Don't turn around and short circuit and let me pay for it."

Song Song didn't know either, so he asked the cameraman following him.The corner of the camera brother's mouth twitched, he waved his hands and said nothing.

Seeing that the other party was silent, Yu Shaofeng asked again, and then the director's roar came from the headset: "Don't worry, it's waterproof."

Yu Shaofeng: "...All right."

After finishing the "zombie dog", the water in Yu Shaofeng's large water gun is only half.Before the two of them could breathe a sigh of relief, another group of extras pretending to be zombies appeared.

These "zombies" wear masks on their heads, and their movements look a little slow, but they all hold highlighters in their hands. As long as they are "bitten" by them to the exposed skin, they will become "zombies" and be eliminated .

The two groaned at the same time, Song Song wanted to speed up the car, but surrounded by zombies, he couldn't go any faster.Yu Shaofeng took a water gun and pointed at the "zombie" with water.However, when all the water in his water gun was used up, only a few zombies were brought down, and there were still many left.

As a last resort, Yu Shaofeng had no choice but to fight in person, just to show off his kung fu.

Of course, Song Song couldn't just watch, he took time to beat the zombies while running.But his force value was not high, not only failed to defeat the zombies, but was almost "bitten".He had no choice but to yell at the staff who followed him: "I want to use the power."

The staff held a small lottery box and asked him to draw a card from it.

Song Song quickly smoked one, and when he saw it, it read: Take a hot bath comfortably.

There is also a line of small words below: In the last days, what is more comfortable than taking a hot bath.

Song Song: "..." They were all surrounded by zombies, and they even took a fart bath.

Staff: "..." The director is really good at deceiving people.

"Put this one aside, I'll use the ability again." Song Song hurriedly took out another card from the lottery box, this time it said: 100% kill zombies with bare hands.

Song Song's eyes lit up immediately, this skill is easy to understand, it is to wipe out all zombies.Although this skill sounds a bit retarded, it is still very useful at the moment.

I saw Song Song shouted: "100% kill the zombies with bare hands." Then with a wave of his hand, all the zombies fell down.

Yu Shaofeng: "..."

Brother Camera: "..."

The following staff: "..."

Yu Shaofeng was exhausted from beating zombies, and in addition to the hot weather, his forehead was covered with sweat.He looked at the "zombie" who fell on the ground and said, "Your summoning technique...is quite useful."

Song Song showed an awkward but polite smile: "Yes."

The two of them got on the small three-wheeler, turned around again, did not encounter any more zombies, and finally found a small supermarket with a minivan parked at the door.

The two looked at each other, and the minivan must have been driven by the other party's group to pull things.The two of them looked through the car window, but there was nothing inside. It seemed that they had just arrived there not long ago.

After getting off the third wheel, Yu Shaofeng hurriedly took Song Song to the supermarket, so as not to let the people in that group take all the supplies.

Sure enough, this supermarket is not big, and the shelves are almost empty. It is estimated that there are not many things in the program group.In addition, those three people had big bags and small bags in their hands, and seeing them coming in, Zhu Kaixi hurriedly brought two big buckets of water and put them beside her, obviously afraid that they would be thrown away if they gave away the things in their hands. Song Song and the others took it away.

"You guys are being too unkind, aren't you?" Yu Shaofeng expressed his dissatisfaction, "At least leave some for our team, what shall we have for dinner after we finish it?"

"Why didn't you keep it?" Zhu Kaixin nuzzled, "Isn't that the quilts are still there, and even the dinner is reserved for you, don't say we are not kind."

Song Song saw that there were still three big bags with quilts on the shelf.The quilts put by the program group must be just right, one set for each person, and it's useless if the other party takes too much, so I left them for them.It's just that the food is gone... Oh, I can't say that, after all, there are 3 packs of instant noodles and a large bucket of mineral water.If it weren't for the two of them coming in so quickly, there shouldn't be any left of this bucket of water.

Song Song doesn't want to eat instant noodles, not to mention whether they are nutritious or not, the main reason is that eating them makes them easy to gain weight.He looked up at the plastic bag in Lu Aiqin's hand, which contained a pack of dried noodles, two boxes of eggs, and a few vegetables.

Seeing Song Song looking over, Zheng Jiandong immediately stood in front of Lu Aiqin, "We got these first, don't you two want to snatch them?"

"No, no." Song Song quickly shook his head, "I just want to discuss it, see if we can give us some." It's not easy to grab, after all, Lu Aiqin uses a fixed body technique, and he and Yu Shaofeng have nothing to do There is no need to do it.

"That's right, you can't eat that much, so don't waste it." Yu Shaofeng hurriedly played the emotional card, "Let's even it out, there are only six of us survivors in this town."

Lu Aiqin immediately said: "It's not impossible to give you some, as long as you let us live in the big villa."

"Forget it, goodbye." Yu Shaofeng waved his hand, how could Mike easily give up the big house that he had won so hard.

Yu Shaofeng went to carry the big bag for the quilt, one in each hand.Song Song dug out a mountaineering bag from the corner, put the instant noodles and the bucket of water in it, and carried another bag of quilts, and the two left the small supermarket quickly.

At this time, the other group of people had already left in the van, and Song Song and the others also got on the small three-wheeler. This time, they didn't encounter any zombies on the road and arrived home smoothly.

They divided the quilts and tidied them up first, and then returned to the living room to gather. The three of them stared at the instant noodles and mineral water in a daze, obviously none of them wanted to eat them.

Yang Yinyin poked Song Song, "Let's not go out today, don't you have another summoning spell that is useless? Use it quickly, or it will expire tomorrow."

Song Song thought about it, and raised his hand to signal him to use the ability.

Pulling out a card from the lottery box, Song Song opened it, and it read: Luxury gourmet takeaway.

The following line of small words: enjoy the food in the end of the world, as long as you dare to order, I will deliver it, and it will be delivered on time-order takeaway when you are hungry, and I will serve you wholeheartedly.

Song Song: "..."

The author has something to say: This variety show... I really held back for a long time before I coded it.Then I began to doubt life, since I am not good at writing, why do I write, you are 484 stupid?

Although I am slower, most of my chapters are thick and long, especially this chapter, proud.jpg

Thank you Zhu Zhuya for feeding mines, I love you so much~