The sand sculpture chased by the wrong cannon fodder

Song Song was also convinced that "I'm Hungry" can advertise on this kind of survival variety show, and couldn't help asking his staff Xiao Tang: "This town is quite remote, can they deliver it? "

Xiao Tang smiled embarrassedly, "Anyway, if you order, the takeaway will be delivered to you on time, don't worry about anything else."

Song Songxin said, then he will be impolite.I took a look at the takeaway order from the staff. There are various cuisines, fast food, and even dog food on it. Even Erha can take care of it. It can be said to be very humane.

Song Song pointed to the delivery list and asked again: "As long as there is something on this list, you can give it to me, there is no limit to the quantity, right?"

"Yes." Xiao Tang nodded.

Song Song thought that he had a good meal at noon, so he ordered two catties of crayfish and barbecue in the evening. Beer is of course indispensable.I also asked Erha for a pack of dog food and two meat bones, and they were able to live in a small villa, thanks to the dog's contribution, and promised to give meat to eat at night, so I can't make a mistake.Then he handed the list to Yu Shaofeng, "Brother Yu, what do you two want to eat?"

Yu Shaofeng and Yang Yinyin were quite speechless at first, but they soon became happy again. They participated in survival variety shows and could eat a big meal. Where can we find such a good thing.

Added several dishes for two, along with the main course.I ordered a few things together with tomorrow's breakfast, otherwise I would have to eat instant noodles tomorrow morning.

Yu Shaofeng was about to return the takeaway order to Xiao Tang, when Song Song took it back and said, "Brother Yu, isn't your water gun running out of water? Let’s save it, it should be enough.”

Xiao Tang: "..."

Yu Shaofeng & Yang Yinyin: "..."

"Let me see what else I can use. After passing this village, there will be no such shop." Song Song was still flipping through the takeout list, but said regretfully, "Why is there no rice and vegetables, or in the next few days You don't have to worry about food."

Xiao Tang: "..."

Yu Shaofeng & Yang Yinyin: "..."

At this time, the director's roar came from Song Song's earphones: "Song Song, are you here to record a show or come on vacation? Why can't you go to heaven like this? Mineral water is at most... a box, and everything else is fine. Don't think about it."

Song Song: "..."

Song Song was very aggrieved, "Director Zhu, I summoned the gourmet takeaway by my ability. I just asked, and I clearly said that there is no limit. How can you not count your words? Besides, this is an advertisement received by the program team." Obviously, if you dare to pick it up, I dare to use it.

The director felt his head buzzing, and asked the assistant director: "Didn't you say that it's okay to accept this commercial? What should we do now?"

"Otherwise, give it to him." The assistant director also had a toothache expression, "In the future, we won't put water when putting supplies in the supermarket, so it's not too bad."

The director listened to it and said to Song Song: "Okay, I will give you 10 boxes of water." He also informed the staff to take the takeaway order away quickly, so that Song Song would not make another mistake.

Director Zhu rubbed his temples with a headache, and asked the assistant director, "Who came up with the summoning technique? Isn't this too buggy?"

Assistant director: "Isn't it appropriate to place the few advertisements I received? I just wanted to make a product placement advertisement. It's just a meal. Who would have thought that Song Song has so many tricks."

Director Zhu said again: "Then quickly look at the other advertisements in the Summoning Art. If it doesn't work, quickly change it and find a way to put it elsewhere."

"Okay, I'll take a look again." The assistant director hurried to work after speaking.

Here Song Song and the others waited for an hour, and the takeaway was delivered.

The takeaway brother of the largest domestic takeaway company "Hungry Order Takeaway" wore iconic work clothes, took out more than a dozen takeaway boxes from two incubators and put them on the dining table, and then said with a warm smile: "Thank you for using it" I'm hungry, order takeaway', I wish you a happy meal."

Everyone was smiling and busy opening the takeaway boxes.I thought I would have to suffer, but I didn't expect this benefit.

Yang Yinyin poured dog food and two meaty bones for Ergou, and Mike gnawed happily.

Yu Shaofeng drank a glass of beer first, then put on disposable gloves to eat crayfish, and said while eating: "I don't know if we can call for takeaway next time, otherwise it would be a pity to just eat one."

Song Song said regretfully: "It's probably just this meal." He could feel the director's face turning green, and he was afraid that there would be no next time.But thinking of having a hot bath to soak in at night, I was happy again.

While they were eating, three guests from the other group came over to visit, and they must have come to see their jokes.

"No, what does the program group mean? We eat like rabbits, and you guys have a big meal?" Seeing the sumptuous dinner on the table, Casey Zhu exploded immediately.

Their group took two packs of dried noodles, a small bag of rice, two boxes of eggs, a handful of vegetables, and a few tomatoes from the supermarket.Although it is not very good, it is definitely better than instant noodles.Originally, I came here to watch the excitement, but who knew that there was actually a big meal here.There is something I don't understand here, it must be a back door opened by the program team.

"It has nothing to do with the program group, this is the takeaway that Song Song summoned using his ability." Yu Shaofeng explained.

Everyone: "..." What kind of ability is this? It's too foul to be able to summon takeaway food.

The three of them looked at each other, wondering if they could grab it?After all, the setting is the end of the world, and the law has become useless.

Song Song hurriedly said: "The rules of the game explain it, as long as it is at home, you can't grab it, otherwise you will be eliminated."

The three of them suddenly died down.Zheng Jiandong smiled and said, "The three of you can't finish eating so much, let's go together. You see, we left instant noodles for you before. After all, we are all survivors. We need to help each other."

"It's not impossible." Song Song and the other two looked at each other and said, "You also know that we got three bags of instant noodles today and gave them to you. We don't know if we can find food tomorrow. How about it, you take Just give us half of the supplies you found today."

"We didn't get a lot of things. The program team must be thinking about distributing supplies every day." Lu Aiqin said, "Let's share half a bag of rice with you."

"Okay." Song Song agreed happily, and took three skewers of mutton skewers, "Then here are these for you."

Everyone: "..."

In the end, they bargained and exchanged half a catty of crayfish for half a bag of rice before sending the three of them away.

After eating, Song Song asked Xiao Tang to use the "comfortable hot bath" he summoned for the first time.

Xiao Tang opened the water gate of the villa, and Song Song not only took a comfortable bath, but also took the opportunity to fill a bathtub with water, saving it for Yu Shaofeng and Yang Yinyin.

After the director knew about it, his face remained dark, and he asked the assistant director to check the contents of the cards in the summoning technique again, so that Song Song could not make any more fools.

The next day, after Song Song heated up last night's takeaway, the three of them ate, and then took Erha and drove out again in a small three-wheeler.In addition to looking for supplies, they are also looking for clues to rescue Dr. Zhao.

This time, the three of them went straight to the small supermarket they had been to yesterday, and saw Zheng Jiandong and the others surrounded by a large group of "zombies" on the way.

Zheng Jiandong can be invisible, Zhu Kaixi is able to run fast because of her speed ability, and only Lu Aiqin is left.She could use the hold spell ability, but she could only hold nine "zombies" three times in a row, and the other two couldn't leave her and run away.

"Damn it!" Yu Shaofeng was shocked and urged Song Song, "Drive faster and see if you can hide."

"Well, let me try." Song Song immediately turned the handle to speed up.

However, Zhu Kaixi quickly found them, and immediately shouted: "Brother Yu, Song Song, Yin Yin, come and help us, this is our common enemy."

At this time, those "zombies" had already spotted them, and some of them turned their heads and came over here.

Now they can't leave.Yu Shaofeng took the water gun and gave a big slap, Yang Yinyin wanted the Erha to help, but the guy hid behind her in fright, occasionally uttering "Aww", saying nothing.

Song Song also hurriedly used his ability.His summoning technique is uncertain, and he doesn't know what he can summon, so he is ready to draw three times in a row.

As expected, the program team did not disappoint him. The first draw was... a chance to shop on Taobao.

The small print below explains: Even in the end of the world, Taobaobao is still by your side.As long as you place an order, Taobao will deliver your purchased items on time.

Xiao Tang asked, "Would you like to use Taobao for shopping?"

"No need!" Song Song rolled his eyes and hurriedly continued smoking.This time the draw is... to watch Youyou video for two hours.

The small print below explains: Sudden end of the world, if you are not ready yet, open the Youyou video, and watch the boss teach you how to survive in the wild and deal with the end of the world.

Xiao Tang continued to ask: "Would you like to open Youyou Video?"

Song Song: "..." I want to open your head and see what's inside?

He couldn't help complaining in his heart, the program crew really wanted to make money and went crazy, they took the opportunity to advertise, and he was still alone, what the hell... what kind of things are they summoned?

Song Song took a deep breath, and drew a card from the box for the last time. This time the card said: Spicy Rabbit anchor's voice of nature.

The following line of small words: The voice of nature possessed by the chief anchor of Mala Rabbit Live, can make all the people you want to attack (including zombies) within a radius of one kilometer stop moving, stand still and listen to your singing, and the effect lasts for 10 minutes .

Song Song: "..." The program group is really inserting commercials all the time!

Okay, 10 minutes is enough for them to run.

"Use skills." Song Song glanced at the guests who were being chased by the "zombies" and hurriedly said.

After Xiao Tang read out the skill, Song Song immediately sang a song.

Song Song's singing is actually very nice, but singing in this situation, almost all the guests present have expressions that are hard to describe.No way, this skill is too weird.

Song Song hurriedly withdrew after singing a song, and the "zombies" had to stand in place and wait for 10 minutes, and they would not come to chase him.

"What's going on?" The director felt his brain buzzing again, "Why did Song Song smoke all the advertisements today? Our program team accepted the advertisements, but the advertisements can't be so obvious, right? If you are scolded by the audience, the advertisers will also complain."

The assistant director was also very speechless: "In addition to 'Hungry Order Takeaway', we also took three commercials, 'Taobao', 'Youyou Video' and 'Spicy Rabbit Live'. Who would want to be pulled out by Song Song in one breath , where to go to reason?"

Director: "...Can't you separate the commercials? It takes five days to record, even one a day is fine."

Assistant director: "It's too late to say now, why don't we stop broadcasting this episode?"

director:"……"

The author has something to say: This is not a serious variety show, hahaha~

Today's word count...slightly less, it should be updated tomorrow~

Thank you Zhu Zhuya for feeding the landmines, bow down~