Snare - Island Escape

"Why isn't the baby asleep?"

"Mom, you haven't told me a story yet."

The mother coaxed the child helplessly: "Okay, once upon a time there was a princess, her name was..."

The child pouted: "Mom, I don't want to listen to the story of Snow White, you have told it several times."

Mom coaxed patiently: "Then what do you want to hear?"

The child thought for a while: "Mom, is there really a god in this world?"

My mother was taken aback, and smiled: "Hey? There should be, right? When my mother was young, my grandmother once told me that a long, long, long time ago, the gods lived happily in the Garden of Eden. But due to the struggle between the gods, the Garden of Eden fell apart. , the gods fell, and only one descendant of God—Adam escaped from the Garden of Eden and fell to the world. He created human beings because of loneliness in the world, and these human beings have undergone millions of years of evolution, ten of them were selected. Son of God' ascended to God, and returned to the Garden of Eden with the hope of all mankind."

The child's eyes were wide open: "Mom, where is the Garden of Eden?"

Mom stroked his hair: "The Garden of Eden is the world we live in now. We were expelled from the Garden of Eden, and now we have returned."

The child's eyes brightened: "Then are we also gods?"

Mom laughed: 'Of course not, we are only God's people.The ten sons of gods who returned to the Garden of Eden back then are our ten main gods now.For example, the god Fuxi, he is the god of the gods, and his wife Lianka Eve is the queen of the gods. Our current human beings are all created by Lianka Eve; there is also the mother of the earth—Cheng Liyun; the god of music— Zhonglounan; the god of art—Ling Zhesheng; the god of strength—Dou Chen; the god of courage—Yao Kai, who is the capable officer of the god of heaven and his confidant; and the god of technology—Xin Fei.But the most interesting thing here is the god of beauty—Situ Mobai and his lover, the god of war—Yin Xieyang.They are a pair of male gods. "

The child is very interested: "Then they are a same-sex couple?"

Mom said: "Yes, the tradition that we humans can intermarry with the same sex is also set by these gods. Otherwise, how can I marry your father?"

The child nodded seriously: "Well, fortunately, the gods decided that the same sex should marry, otherwise I would not be there. My father and mother are so handsome, so I was able to give birth to such a beautiful me."

His mother was laughed at by him: "The Queen of Heaven, Lianka and Eve, wanted to teach the method of same-sex reproduction to humans, but was stopped by other gods. In the end, the God of War stole the method and passed it on to humans. The gods were furious and triggered A war, known as the battle of the gods in history..."

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Fuxi's long hair fluttered in the air, and black air lingered all over his body: "Hand him over!"

Situ Mobai said coldly: "Take him away if you have the ability!" Is there any reason?The two of them finally found a deserted place in Horned Gada and planned to live a two-person world.This one and two love to drill into them as light bulbs when they have nothing to do.

Especially that Xin Fei, who always came to them to find Yin Xieyang under the guise of discussing new scientific research technology, and stayed for a month.After finally driving him away, it was Zhong Lounan's turn to hold a new song reincarnation concert at their place.Finally, when he went to the next place to harm others, Lianka Xiawa came again, and it was none of their business that he and Mrs. Fuxi quarreled? !He even hid here with them, pestering Yin Xieyang every day to talk about "self-sufficiency".

Fuxi is a strict wife, he is abusive outside, but he is a wife slave at home.Once my wife gets angry, she only dares to vent her anger on outsiders, and dare not fart in front of her.He hummed and said nothing.He seemed to hear his wife's voice from a distance, and he stretched his neck to look out.

Lianka Xiawa quarreled with Fuxi and came out to relax.All the way from the nearest Yao Kai's house to the farthest Yin Xieyang's house.After arriving on Namek, he cut off his long hair, revealing a full forehead and two thick eyebrows. He no longer looks like the beautiful girl back then, but a handsome boy with a baby face and a little heroism.

No matter how many times Lienka and Eve come here, she still can't agree with the owner's aesthetics: "Your house is either black or white, don't you think it's cold?" Symmetrical.The most frightening thing is that in the cities they rule, all buildings must be symmetrical, and even the number of people living in them is limited and the left and right must be equal.What the hell kind of rules are these? !

Yin Xieyang actually felt that he couldn't bear it at first, but when he thought of his lover's obsessive-compulsive disorder, he didn't want him to live such a depressed and hard life, so he had to compromise himself: "Uh... I got used to it after watching it for a long time. By the way, Why are you free to come here?"

Lianka Xiawa said to him from left to right: "Should you have children too?"

Yin Xieyang was taken aback, he and Situ Mobai really hadn't thought about this issue, although their lives have now settled down, and they have their own territory and people, they have lived together for nearly 30 years.Several other ancestors have already married and established businesses, and their children can make soy sauce. Yao Kai and Dou Chen also intermarried with ordinary humans and gave birth to children.But he and Situ Mobai just didn't think about the issue of future generations.

Situ Mobai was originally his own genetically modified artificial human, which was considered a semi-clone of himself.If the two of them use embryo culture technology to create offspring, will there be another clone?

It's scary to think that a whole family looks so much alike.

Moreover, Situ Mobai is a guy with axisymmetric obsessive-compulsive disorder, and he looks completely axisymmetric.In case the child inherits their genes...he can imagine the child looking in the mirror and muttering to himself every day: "I am so perfect. How can there be such a perfect person in this world? I am completely Falling in love, I am my forever lover!"

Fuck!He was afraid that he couldn't help but kill him.

Yin Xieyang: "No, I think the two of you are fine."

Lianka Xiave squinted at him: "Reproducing offspring is a human instinct, and you will have a lot less fun. People always want to have children." As he said, he thought of his husband again: "That bastard Fuxi actually said that we Don’t want children, and don’t let me disclose the technology of artificial reproduction to the people. He said that reproduction is a natural law, and human intervention is not good! He didn’t even think about it. If there is no artificial reproduction, how will us same-sex couples get offspring? You Are you saying that he wants to cheat and fool around? Find a wild woman to have a baby?"

"Uh..." Yin Xieyang wanted to persuade him not to think too much, but before he could speak, Lianka Xiawa said to herself again: "He was brainwashed by the government army, and he still wants to transform this place into an ecological environment that is exactly the same as the earth , and then let the earth people immigrate here. I don’t even think about who tricked us into this place that doesn’t shit, let us come here to be cattle! They have a good plan!”

I didn't realize it before, but it turned out that Lianka Xiawa was a chatterbox, and she simply "couldn't stop".

Indeed, when they first arrived here, they really suffered a lot. Not only did they really live the farming life of men farming and weaving, but also the farming life of primitive society, the worst of which was the farming life of the prehistoric Jurassic period. .

After millions of years of recuperation, Namek has given birth to a new life, and a dinosaur-like species has become the master of this planet.Although they look like dinosaurs, they have certain intelligence and can use simple tools, and their intelligence level is probably equivalent to that of the primitive people on the earth.

In the first few years when they first came, they were chased all over the ground by these dinosaurs. After all, these guys are local snakes, and they are too big, and they can be crushed flat with one foot.Fortunately, there are not many of the most ferocious large carnivorous dinosaurs at the top of the food chain.After several years of evolutionary training on the planet Namek, they finally occupied a dominant position on the planet with absolute force superiority.Domesticated ordinary dinosaurs without intelligence, and expelled dinosaurs with higher IQ and greater lethality to the other side of the planet.

And those guys from the West would come over to make trouble from time to time, gun sites.

He also knows that Fuxi has never given up establishing a connection with the earth. Since he was a child, he has been indoctrinated with the responsibilities and responsibilities of a soldier. It is understandable that he will always care about the country.

Although in terms of strength, with Yin Xieyang's strength and Situ Mobai's IQ, they can completely defeat Fuxi and gain leadership.

But he and Situ Mobai are not interested in this, they just want to find a secluded place to live a quiet and stable world for the two of them.

What Lianka Xiawa said made Yin Xieyang almost forget his nostalgia, wondering if his parents are still alive?Chen Xi should already have a family, right?The child should not be too small...

However, it didn't make him homesick for too long, and he was interrupted by the noise outside the door.

"Fuxi, tell your wife to hand over my daughter-in-law! He came to our house, and my wife ran away!" Dou Chen kicked the city gate to pieces.

Yao Kai cried and said: "Boss, my sister-in-law came to our house to play for a day, and my wife made a fuss about women's rights with me, blah blah, you have to make the decision for me~~~~"

Cheng Liyun was also furious: "Your wife abducted my most beloved little centipede! Let him return my little treasure!"

"He still openly called me a male goose voice at my concert!" Zhong Lounan was angrily.

Well, this fake mother-in-law is not only a chatterbox, but also a troublesome mother.

Fuxi is really devastated, his own wife is still in someone else's house, and he is a wife slave, he dare not say a word to his wife, what can he do?

Situ Mobai glanced at the city wall that had collapsed on one side, and the reptiles brought by Cheng Liyun.The veins on the forehead are protruding.Unbearable, he punched Fuxi in the face.

Lianka Xiawa rushed over: "Why are you beating my husband?! I will fight you!"

Seeing an opportunity to take advantage of it, the others ran up to take advantage of the troubled waters and beat Fu Xi secretly.

"Hey! Stop hitting... Who the hell stepped on me?" Yin Xieyang originally wanted to come up to persuade him to fight, but he didn't expect to be attacked by surprise, and seeing that Situ Mobai was about to suffer, he was even more furious and furious.Also joined the melee.

The group of guys from the west were going to come to the east to find faults from time to time, but they didn't expect to come and have a look, hey, there is a fight here?Why don't you call us?Let's fight together.He hurriedly greeted his little friend, "There is a gang fight in the east, come here to pick up a bargain, and sneak a few punches."

After beating for a day and a night, Fuxi, who was beaten all over his head, finally compromised: "My wife, if you want to teach artificial reproduction techniques, you can teach them. Come home with me."

Everyone else: "Yes! Return my baby/wife/daughter-in-law!

Situ Mobai couldn't bear it anymore: "Get lost!"

In the end, the job of imparting human artificial reproduction technology fell to Yin Xieyang, because Lianka Xiawa decided: "I know you must want children very much, so I leave this technology to you. You don't need to thank me. Call me Red Scarf."

Yin Xieyang: "..."

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Mom finally concluded: "That battle, in which both the gods of the east and the west participated, was the biggest melee in history, known as the battle of the gods in history. It was all because of the bravery and selflessness of the god of war, who stole the method of artificial reproduction from the god of heaven. It was taught to humans that we have our current happy life. But he and his lover were punished by the gods and exiled to the southwestern border for the rest of their lives. In order to praise him later, people also called him the god of reproduction."

Child: "Mom, God of War is really great."

What a beautiful misunderstanding...