Snare - Island Escape

When Yin Xieyang and Situ Mobai were dividing their forces, they chose the most remote Horned Gada as their territory.It was originally intended to be clean.Unexpectedly, after a few years, those guys from the west also gained a firm foothold on this planet, and they also ran away the dinosaurs and robbed several sites.Among them, the sites of two brothers happened to be on the border with Yin Xieyang and their city-state.

As a result, the city, which was originally considered peaceful and quiet, has now become wild.

Situ Mobai has been keen on studying cosplay recently, and today it is the turn of the king and princess to play as planned.Situ Mobai just undressed the "Princess".

There was a shout outside: "My lord, those foreign devils are here to make trouble again!"

Situ Mobai was on his head and didn't want to pay attention to it at all.Yin Xieyang kicked him away, and replied angrily: "Who is this time?" The housekeeper said: "It's the two bald brothers!"

Yin Xieyang: "Oh, Stallone and Fantasy." Every time I say the names of these two brothers, Yin Xieyang wants to laugh.Originally, Stallone's name was very common, and it had the same name as an action superstar from long ago.But as soon as the name of his younger brother, Fantasy, was linked together, it had the effect of mutual blackmail.

At the beginning, it was because Yin Xieyang laughed at their names that they formed this relationship.From time to time, I have to run over to find fault with them.Make them a mess.

Yin Xieyang pulled up his clothes: "Go, go and have a look."

Situ Mo's face was dark, obviously desire|dissatisfied.

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When they came to the gate of the city, Yin Xieyang's military division had already fought with the Stallone brothers, and they probably had fought for several rounds.

The military master turned on the mocking mode: "Just because of your bear look, how dare you compare with our city lord? It's okay to be bald, and you can hold a light bulb to save energy, but your appearance really pollutes the environment." Stallone is a bald man with drooping eyes , looks like a pitiful puppy, and his tangled muscles are similar to that of the big star with the same name as him.He was obviously not very smart, and was so angry by the military adviser that he would only say: "You, you!" His younger brother is much better than him, handsome, blond, fair skin, slender, a typical sweetheart appearance.But this guy has a smarter brain than his brother, and his mouth is stronger than his brother: "Don't look like a mouse, just envy my brother who is more handsome than you." The military master was not annoyed when he was attacked for his appearance, and continued to give the opponent a knowing blow : "Huh, let alone his appearance, how can he compare with our city lord based on his hollow head? Our city lord has a photographic memory, amazing brain power, and both civil and military skills. How dare you miss our deputy city lord?! Knowing that you are poor, Would you like us to donate money to buy you a mirror?" This Stallone doesn't know if he is a m. They fought several times, and every time their brothers were beaten all over their heads, he even fell in love with Situ Mobai.

Seeing that Situ Mobai finally appeared, Stallone blushed and became awkward.

Fantasy rolled his eyes. His unfulfilling brother was really worried: "Isn't it just that the memory is better? What's the problem? Memory can be enhanced through exercise. I also practiced for a while before. It only took more than 20 seconds to hold a deck of playing cards. I believe that as long as you know the method and practice hard, it is very easy to remember anything. "Situ Mobai usually doesn't bother to pay attention to this kind of "keyboard man". The mouth is so simple.But he couldn't stand Yin Xieyang being looked down upon.He looked at Fantasy coldly: "Oh, according to your logic, I know how to artificially reproduce your brothers, so I must be your father? Oh no, I can't insult my genes like this." Fantasy Tooth itchy with anger: "Stallone, let's go! What do you like about this kind of person? I'm afraid of being poisoned if I talk to him!" Stallone glanced at Situ Mobai very girlishly, then lowered his head: "But, he is His first love..." Yin Xieyang shuddered, what the hell!Brother, your mountain-like body doesn't match the expression of that Huaichun girl at all.I can't stand it.He wasn't worried about Situ Mobai, he believed in his vision.Unless he's a perfectly axisymmetric muscular guy, he might have something to worry about.

"I think these two guys have too many male hormones and nowhere to release them. They are idle. If anyone of you has a girl of the right age, please introduce them to them. Sacrifice the small self to complete the big self." He yawned Well, that guy Su Potian tormented himself all night last night, it was just dawn, and he wanted to do it again.Fortunately, these two bastards came to make trouble, and now they can finally go back and have a good sleep.

Situ Mobai spoke highly of the military adviser's heroic performance: "Not bad, continue." The two brothers who were too lazy to bird downstairs followed his wife and left lightly.

Gao Leng's deputy city lord opened his golden mouth to praise himself, and the military division immediately raised his battle value to max, and turned on the ultimate mocking mode.

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Yin Xieyang lay down on the soft bed, let out a comfortable sigh, and finally fell asleep...

Situ Mobai climbed onto the bed and silently hugged Yin Xieyang from behind.

Yin Xieyang found the most comfortable position in his arms automatically and consciously, and nestled in it.Just when he was half asleep and half awake, he suddenly heard Situ Mobai asking in his ear: "Who is your first love?" Yin Xieyang woke up suddenly with a jolt.How should I put it, since he was born, he has only had one lover, Situ Mobai.But if you want to say that the first person who made him feel good, the person he fell in love with was not Situ Mobai.

He knew that if he answered truthfully, Situ Mo would probably be very angry for a long time.But he didn't want to lie to Situ Mobai, so he pretended to be asleep.

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I still remember that year, when he was 12 years old and just entered the first grade of junior high school.Because he found out that he had an unforgettable camera memory, the head teacher discussed with his parents to take him to the provincial capital university to test his IQ.

Yin Xieyang's parents agreed to the head teacher's proposal after consideration, and accompanied Yin Xieyang to Z University in the provincial capital, where the Department of Psychology was ranked among the best in the country.That was the first time that Yin Xieyang stepped out of the small town and came to the provincial capital where there was a lot of traffic.

After the test, Yin Xieyang's parents were called in by the old professor to give them an explanation.She lovingly said to Yin Xieyang: "Little friend, go to the room next door to play for a while. There are books and toys there." Yin Xieyang has always been obedient and obedient, so he nodded and went to the next door.

He opened the door only to find that there was a child inside.

It was a child about eight years old, with long black hair cut into a doll's head; white skin, but red cheeks like an apple; curly eyelashes flickering like two small fans; A small, round nose, and slightly pouty red lips.Yin Xieyang was a little dumbfounded, this is the most beautiful person he has ever seen since he was born.Prettier than those child actors on TV.Just like the doll my sister played with.

Hearing the sound of the door opening, the child did not respond at all, as if he hadn't heard it.

Facing such a beautiful little girl, Yin Xieyang felt a little shy, and didn't know where to put his hands and feet.He said eagerly: "Well... what are you doing?" The other party seemed to have not noticed that there was another person next to him, and he still lowered his head and played with his building blocks.

This question is obviously just looking for something to say, because it can be seen at a glance that the little girl is playing with building blocks.He touched his nose, and his face turned red: "Well, can I play with you?" Little Lolita still didn't respond, if she didn't move from time to time, Yin Xieyang would have suspected that she was really a doll.

Without the consent of the other party, Yin Xieyang could only sit and watch her play.Fortunately, the little loli is so pleasing to the eye, even if you don't do anything, just looking at her can pass the time.

Yin Xieyang noticed that Little Lolita's building blocks were built strangely. They were not ordinary houses or cars, but a completely symmetrical pattern.

Yin Xieyang wanted to attract the other party's attention, so he picked up a triangular building block and put it on the top: "Look, this is a house."

Little Lolita suddenly pushed down all the building blocks.He ignored Yin Xieyang at all, but turned around and stared at the leaves outside the window in a daze.

The door of the room was suddenly pushed open, and the old professor waved at Little Lolita: "Xiaobai is in a daze again? Why don't you play with brother? Come to grandma."

Only then did the little Lolita respond, and walked towards the old professor obediently.

Yin's father and Yin's mother thanked the old professor: "Thank you very much this time."

The old professor smiled and touched the little Lolita's doll's head: "The child's intelligence level is still very high, don't be too disappointed. As long as he keeps his photographic memory, it will be enough for him to benefit from it for a lifetime."

Yin's mother didn't look too disappointed: "I didn't point out that he was a genius, as long as the child can grow up healthily and happily, that's enough."

The old professor looked at the little Lolita, and his smile dimmed a bit: "Yes, growing up healthy and happy can't be exchanged for any talent."

After Yin's father and Yin's mother said goodbye to the old professor, they took Yin Xieyang to leave.Before going out, Yin Xieyang looked back at the little loli every step of the way.Until that delicate doll was never seen again.But that little loli never looked at him from the beginning to the end.

Yin Xieyang thought, maybe that was his first love, right?It's not that he didn't think about looking for that little girl again. When he filled out the university application form, his first choice was Z University.Unfortunately, he never saw the little girl again.

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Fuxi has never given up the connection with the earth. A few years ago, he even repaired Noah's Ark and brought Lianka and Eve back to the earth.It is said that they set off to return last month and should have arrived at Namek today.

They also brought back a group of new immigrants on this trip. One of them, a child about seven or eight years old, looked around as soon as he got off the aircraft.When he saw Yin Xieyang and Situ Mobai, he rushed up excitedly and swooped: "Daddy, Mommy~~~~~"

Situ Mobai had quick eyes and quick hands, and grabbed Yin Xieyang's collar before he threw himself into Yin Xieyang's arms.

Yin Xieyang: "Where is the little loli? Your illegitimate daughter?" No, it looks familiar after a closer look.

The child was unhappy: "I'm not a girl! I'm an illegitimate child... No, I'm your child, Daddy and Mommy."

Yin Xieyang stared at the child fascinated, as if struck by lightning, this is not...

Situ Mobai's eyes cast a frozen gaze, and he questioned Fuxi with his eyes.

Fu Xi shrugged: "I brought you a gift, Lu Mengkato. It is said to be made by combining your genes. It should be your own son. I have seen your childhood photos, and this boy is exactly the same as yours when you were young."

Hearing this, Yin Xieyang was even more scorched on the outside and tender on the inside. Could it be that the little loli back then was... no, she just ruined her childhood!That cute loli girl back then turned out to be a boy! ! !

He hesitated for a while before asking Situ Mobai eagerly: "Did your grandma ever work as a professor in the Psychology Department of University Z?"

"Yes. What?" Situ Mobai was very surprised. He didn't seem to have mentioned grandma's occupation to his wife. How did he know?

It really is? !Yin Xieyang had a system restarting expression on his face, and it took him a long time to spit out a sentence: "It turns out that my first love has always been you." This sentence is like tears of bitterness.

Although he didn't understand why his wife suddenly mentioned this, Situ Mobai's heart was full of enthusiasm for this sudden confession, and he was about to arrest his wife and go back to fight for three hundred rounds.But the little ghost hugged their thighs: "Papa Mama, I want to drink grandma~~~~~"

Situ Mobai who was burning with anger: Lu Mengka, just wait, I will bring you gifts next time I return to Earth!