Snare - Island Escape

"Welcome everyone to watch the special program Entering Science—Return to the Garden of Eden. I am the host—Yao Xiaolong." The host is of medium height, handsome and gentle, wearing a pair of retro black-rimmed glasses, and looks bookish.It is quite different from the heavy makeup popular among contemporary artists.It is said that he is the grandson of Yao Xi, the earliest and most classic program anchor and producer of "Into Science".

No one would doubt this, after all he looks almost exactly like Anchor Yao.

"At the beginning of this year, both our country and country a declassified a batch of previously confidential files. The mysterious disappearance of the 422 bus passengers that shocked the whole country five years ago, as well as the mysterious retirement of a large number of celebrities such as the superstar Zhong Lounan and the international footballer Dou Chen, are actually all related. It is because they have joined the great plan to return to the Garden of Eden. They are all the elites of our humanity, and they are also the light of hope for our humanity. They will always be recorded in the annals of human history and become a generation of great men." Yao Xiaolong flattered first It was full, and then changed the topic: "In the last episode of the program, I have deciphered the entire plan to return to the Garden of Eden for the audience friends in front of the TV. Today we have invited the relatives of the heroes. Let us walk into the world of heroes together."

Because Zhong Lounan's fan base is too large, the first person to be interviewed was Zhong Lounan's manager.

Yao Xiaolong: "Ms. Shui, in your impression, what kind of person is Zhonglounan?"

Zhonglounan's agent, Shui Yunjian, is a mature and capable urban beauty about 40 years old. She seems to be very used to the camera, and calmly said: "Mr. Zhong has been in the industry for more than 20 years and has always been well-known in the industry. Whether it is acting or singing , or how to behave in the world, they are all impeccable. It can be said that he is a rare artist in the industry who is both virtuous and artistic. Let me tell you a small thing. I was just an intern in a gossip magazine when I first entered the industry. The seniors asked me to interview a small [-]th-line artist who has just emerged. Because the artist played a relatively popular role in an idol drama, he felt that he was popular and extremely attractive, and he looked down on me as a small intern. Health. Not only did they ignore me, but also spilled tea on my head. I hid in the corner outside the bathroom and cried for a long time, but I didn’t expect someone to notice me, and he handed me a handkerchief.”

Yao Xiaolong interjected at the right time: "Mr. Zhong Lounan?"

Shui Yunjian smiled: "Yes, that's him. He not only comforted me, but also told me that since you can't interview him, you can interview me. I almost fell from the sky at that time." The pie was knocked out, how could that [-]th-tier artist compare with Zhong Lounan? At that time, Mr. Zhong had already won the Golden Duck and Wanhua Best Actor once, and he was already a quasi-tier-one celebrity. I don’t know how rich his interview is. How tall are those [-]th-line artists? Since then, I quit my job at the gossip magazine, resolutely submitted my resume to join Zhong Lounan’s agency, became his assistant, grew up with him, and gradually sat here s position."

Yao Xiaolong also sighed: "Sure enough, he is the most impeccable and perfect king in the entertainment industry. His voice and smile will remain in our hearts forever."

Shui Yunjian: "..." He just went to an alien planet, he hasn't died yet.

The fans of Zhonglounan in front of the TV cried like hell.Their idol of a great man who moved heaven and earth, you just went like this... Hey, isn't it right?Their house is not hung up yet.

Yin Xieyang's younger sister, Yin Chenxi, was moved: "I didn't expect Zhong Tianwang to be so good-natured." Lu Mengka rolled his eyes: "Come on, do you believe that too? All the interviews with these artists are arranged by the brokerage company , how could he accept the interview by himself? And Zhong Lounan is obviously a hypocrite with duplicity. You don’t know that he is from a social background and uses his acting career to launder|money, only you little girls will follow him. "India Chen Xi couldn't believe it: "No way?"

Lu Mengka snorted coldly: "Believe it or not is up to you."

Yao Xiaolong handed the microphone to Yin Xieyang's parents again: "Mr. Yin, Mrs. Yin, how do you educate your children? I heard that he was once the youngest memory master in the world. He also won the World Brain Contest champion."

After all, Yin's father and Yin's mother are just ordinary people, who have never seen any big world, so they are a little cautious.Mother Yin thought for a while: "There is no special education. Oh, when he was young, he liked to eat potatoes. For a while, he ate potatoes for three meals a day. French fries, mashed potatoes, beef stewed potatoes... took turns cooking. Even now When I grow up, I still have to eat several times a week. I don’t know if it’s related.”

At this time, an "expert" from a certain university appeared again: "According to our investigation and research, potatoes contain 18 kinds of amino acids in protein, including several amino acids that cannot be synthesized by the human body, so potatoes play an important role in the development of our brains." played a vital role.”

Overnight, the potatoes in major supermarkets and farmers' markets were looted.

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Yao Xiaolong: "Yin Xieyang's younger sister also came to our studio. Miss Yin, what kind of person is your brother in your eyes?"

Yin Chenxi recalled her elder brother: "My elder brother loved me very much since I was a child, and he let me do everything. Besides, my elder brother is handsome, good at studies, and all-round in sports. The little girls in the neighborhood envy me and want to have a brother like me. The same brother. There are still many little girls who want to use me to pick up my brother. Of course, I am not fooled. I also conducted an investigation for my brother. I will investigate carefully all girls who approach my brother. Want to get close to my brother! Uh... But because of this, my brother has become an old leftover man. My parents always blame me for this."

It is estimated that if Situ Mobai heard this passage, he would greatly reward his sister-in-law.The security work in the past ten years has worked hard for you.

Lu Mengka curled his lips and muttered in a low voice: "What kind of man is left? I've hooked up with his man." Yao Xiaolong: "Next, let's interview Situ Mobai's parents. The famous geneticist—Professor Situ and his wife." Mrs. Situ was dissatisfied: "I'm not a professor's wife, I'm also a professor." Yao Xiaolong followed suit: "Okay, two professors. It is said that Situ Mobai was bred by you through genetic modification?" Professor Situ had a dull face. From this aspect, it can be proved that Situ Mobai does have his blood: "Yes." He spoke concisely and cherished his words like gold.

Yao Xiaolong did not give up: "Can you tell us the general principle?"

Professor Situ: "No."

Yao Xiaolong: "..." Nima, can you say more than two words?It's simply the king of the cold.

Fortunately, Mrs. Situ came to the rescue: "This involves the secrets of the country and the research institute. I have no comment for the time being. I am very sorry."

Yao Xiaolong had no choice but to change his target: "Mrs. Situ, it is said that Situ Mobai is an artificial human. His facial features and intelligence level were all created through careful selection during fertilization. Therefore, his appearance and intelligence have reached The highest level of human beings. May I ask how this is done, I mean except for the technical means that are temporarily kept secret."

Mrs. Situ took it for granted: "Because of my aesthetics. When I was a young girl, I used to like raising SD dolls. People like beautiful boys and so on."

At the same time, the big screen displayed a comparison photo of the sd doll and Situ Mobai.

All of a sudden, Situ Mobai's support clubs on major portal sites sprung up like mushrooms after a spring rain. Without his knowing, he became the most beautiful boy in the nation.

At the same time, there was an upsurge in collecting antique SD dolls in China.

Yao Xiaolong went on to interview the next family member: "Let's interview Teacher Ling Zhesheng's wife next. It is said that the minimum estimated price of Teacher Ling's paintings has reached hundreds of millions of yuan, and it is still hard to find a painting?"

Ling Zhesheng's wife used to be a model, and her body and appearance are very photogenic. She has obviously been well-groomed, with pretty makeup: "Yes, Mr. Ling is the greatest painter of this century, and his works are the treasures of people all over the world! We have decided to On the 25th of this month, an exhibition of teacher Ling Zhesheng’s works will be held in the Bird’s Nest. We welcome the attention and presence of all walks of life. Let us remember this great man of the century.”

Yao Xiaolong: "This is really exciting news." Isn't this advertisement placed too hard?Besides, your husband is not dead yet.

The editors and directors below whispered: "How do you say that his husband is dead?" ""Isn't he still on the alien planet? Just think he's dead?"

"Hey, tens of billions, don't you want it?"

The editor-director's discussion below was too loud, Yao Xiaolong cleared his throat to warn them, and then changed the subject: "We also invited the girlfriend of international player Dou Chen today, a supermodel—Miss Emily." Emily said to After staring at the camera for a long time, just about to speak, several models rushed in, expressing that they are Dou Chen's real lovers.Emily and Dou Chen are just bundling sales to stir up topics.

Several women wrestled together: "I am his true love! Don't try to rob me, you bitches!"

Yao Xiaolong wanted to go up to persuade the fight, but he was accidentally injured, and got a panda eye.

A black shadow rushed onto the stage like a whirlwind, sweeping Yao Xiaolong away.

The director had a splitting headache for a moment, what is this all about?It's just a chicken and a dog jumping.He hurriedly shouted: "Enter the advertisement, hurry up!"

Heiying brought Yao Xiaolong to the backstage lounge: "Just tell you not to come out to work, how old are you? Still treat yourself as a young man!"

Yao Xiaolong smiled: "The children have grown up, so they are too busy at home."

Yazi glared at him: "I'm ashamed to talk about my child. Xiaolong just protested to me two days ago, telling you not to pretend to be him on TV, and even changed his last name. It's very troublesome for him to explain at school."

It turned out that this was not the grandson of anchor Yao at all, but the anchor Yao himself!He couldn't bear it at home and went back to his old job.

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The director finally appeased this group of models and let them each describe a romantic affair with the former international footballer, and that was the end of the story.

Under the great pressure of Yazi's evil spirit, the little assistant invited Yao Xing out to continue the host: "Let's interview the friends who have been honed with ten heroes on Spider Island. Mr. Qin Ge , are you an attending surgeon at the Affiliated Hospital of x University?"

Qin Ge acted gentle in front of the camera: "Yes."

Yao De immediately praised: "It's really young and promising to be able to become an attending surgeon in a tertiary hospital at such a young age. It is said that you haven't married yet? It's unreasonable that such a golden bachelor can still be single."

Qin Ge's expression was a little embarrassed: "I'm not married yet."

Yao De "oh" seemed to realize something: "The information shows that Dr. Qin and Mr. Wu Ming have been close friends for many years. They shared weal and woe on Spider Island, went through thick and thin, and never left each other. This relationship is really touching."

The more Qin Ge heard it, the more something was wrong: "Wait a minute, you don't mean..."

Wu Ming reacted immediately, with a mournful face: "Amei, you must believe me, I'm really not gay!!!"

Qin Ge couldn't stand it any longer: "Your Ah Mei is already married to someone else, why are you sobbing?"

Wu Ming rolled on the ground: "It's not all because you let her misunderstand that we have problems, so she broke up with me and remarried. You return my wife!!"

Qin Ge quickly put his arms around him and coaxed him: "Okay, okay, don't cry, what does such a big person look like?"

So you still don't recognize the existence of jq?Director: "...insert commercials."

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"Okay, everyone is welcome back to our show. The next interview is Lieutenant General Qu Muqing, the CEO of my country's Return to Eden Project. Hello, Lieutenant General Qu. Can you introduce me to the audience in front of the TV? Is there some content of this plan? I mean something that has not been disclosed in the newspaper."

Qu Muqing is wearing a military uniform, but his eyes are shrewd and capable. He looks more like a successful businessman than a soldier: "Okay. It took a total of hundreds of years to repeat the Garden of Eden plan from planning to realization, and it took several generations of hard work. , we finally stepped out of the earth, set foot on the interstellar space, and returned to our home planet. We humans have the hope of continuing to reproduce.”

Yao Xiaolong saw that he used the official answer, so he planned to dig some gossip: "It is said that Major General Fuxi and Lieutenant Colonel Xin Fei are both your subordinates?"

Qu Muqing didn't intend to hide it: "Both Fuxi and Xin Fei came out of our army. Fuxi's individual combat ability is as good as a company, and he is a well-deserved king of new humans. Xin Fei has always been a technical worker. , He has participated in the research work of many scientific research projects in our country, and he has also invented some advanced weapons and civilian facilities, such as the suspension car that we all ride now is invented and designed by him." Speaking of this, his expression is not No pride: "I want to tell you the good news. We have made preliminary contact with the Namek planet. Our ten heroes are working to improve the local environment so that ordinary humans can survive on it. This process It may be a long time, but we have already seen the dawn of victory. The first batch of new immigrants will set foot on the land of Namek in less than 30 years."

Yao De: "This is really exciting news! I hope I can go on a star tour once in my lifetime. Finally, I will interview Mr. Lu Mengka. It is said that your genes are very similar to Mr. Yin Xieyang, and you are also related to him by blood. So you should be his brother? In your eyes, what kind of person is your brother? If you can get in touch, do you have anything to say to him? "

Lu Mengka gave a soft "tsk": "In my eyes, he is a big fool. What I want to tell him is that I have prepared a 'big gift'. As long as the earth can navigate to Namek, he will He will receive this surprise, surprise, surprise, and joy. Let him look forward to it."

Why does it look malicious, is it really a brother?Yao De: "Uh...Okay, that's all for today's show. See you next time."