Don't judge tigers by their appearance [Interstellar]

The picture of Hu Yanyan sending Marshal Ji Youshan upside down on the arch with his paw was recorded by the students of the Imperial Military University of Defense and posted on Xingbo. Ji Youshan's tiger paws were guessed by many netizens as Tiger Yanyan wearing white fluffy fur gloves. They were so cute that they all begged for a way to buy them.

??After all, there has not been a precedent for a war pet to become a human in the interstellar. As for the news of Hu Yanyan becoming a human, for the sake of his safety, when the group of them came back from the Yamana Trench after rescuing Huo Hun, they were caught by Sa Elmon Nord suppressed it with his power, and didn't even leak any news about the big white tiger's transformation into a human.

?? This caused the netizens to think about it, but they never thought that the one who slapped the old marshal Ji Youshan with his paw was not a human being, but the little white tiger, the war pet of Marshal Salmon Nord of the Empire God of War.

?? The students who recorded this video felt that the video was not popular enough, so they wrote on the title: [The newly promoted grass male god of the Imperial Military University patted the old marshal of Ji Sijun with one hand, and the old marshal said with a sentence Fucking anxious response...]

??The title is very long, but it is particularly eye-catching. Within a few seconds of the video being released, it has attracted tens of thousands of netizens to click and watch.

?? After watching the video, the netizens were stunned first, then looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally couldn't hold it back. They quickly swiped the screen below the video and sent out hilarious barrage, occasionally adding a sentence or two to lament Hu Yanyan's spirit How terrible is the power of superpowers, and it can even make the old marshal give Fei Fei's praise and comments.

?? At this time, Ji Youshan, who didn't know how bloody it was on the Internet, had just escaped from the salted fish sun, and was almost pissed off by this unsatisfactory bastard.

Ji Zhiming knelt on the ground with a teacup on his head, looked at his old man's wrinkled face that was almost pissed off, and tried to persuade him bitterly, "Old man, you are not too old, listen to people's persuasion After eating enough, let’s not get angry with that tiger Yanyan, let me tell you, I know his strength too well, you are not his opponent, now it’s best to..."

?? Before he finished speaking, Ji Youshan frowned, blushed, his neck was thick, and his voice was so loud that he split his forks. He followed his words and roared, "Now it's best to give him Hu Yanyan and Salmon Nord Isn't he the only one who looks after the saddle?! Ah?!"

?? "Why did I give birth to such a waste thing like you! Don't let anyone stop you today, I will definitely shoot you to death!"

?? Ji Mingzhi pouted and said dissatisfiedly, "I call the man who knows the current affairs a hero. I told you that you can't beat Salmon Nord. Even if his legs are disabled, you two are big and one Small sum is not their opponent!"

??As Ji Zhizhi's words fell to the ground, he saw his elder brother who had been sitting in the wooden seat and drinking tea all the time. Pork smiled and said, "Ji Zhizhi, you said...my dad and I are no match for Salmon Nord? Are you?"

?? Ji Mingzhi's face suddenly seemed to have eaten shit, swallowed nervously, and then simply broke the jar and said unrequitedly, "You asked me, so I will tell the truth, you two, why don't you He is really no match for others, at least he has been practicing for hundreds of years."

?? As if talking was not enough, Ji Zhiming persuaded earnestly, "I am also for the good of Ji Sijun. I hugged a golden thigh early, and I can reap benefits without abolishing a single soldier. Isn't it good?"

"Brother, I know you like Zhuge Jin, and Zhuge Jin also likes Salmon Nord, but this can't just be due to Salmon Nord. I think if you were really a man back then, you would be in the army of Zhuge Jin and Kang Ji." When Convis got engaged, you went to snatch the marriage, so as not to drink bitter tea here and hurt the spring and autumn aftermath..."

??Ji Mingli's handsome face became darker as Ji Mingzhi uttered more words, until his brother, who did not know how to live or die, finished speaking from the bottom of his heart, his face finally turned completely dark, and he waved his hand. A snow-white horse riding on snow appeared in front of everyone.

?? When Ji Zhiming saw the snow-white steed, his heart skipped a beat, and he yelled strangely, "Fuck Ji Mingli! You can't be so inhuman, I'm your own brother! That's not how you use your war pet, Maxima! "

?? Ji Mingli chuckled, "When you scolded me, you didn't treat me as your own brother."

Ji Mingli blew a whistle, and saw the snow-white horse grinning at Ji Zhizhi very familiarly, with its two front hooves raised high, and the strong rope on its back was very skillfully put on Ji Mingzhi Dragging him on his legs, he began to circle rapidly in the interstellar space, Tuliu Ji Zhizhi's miserable howling resounded over the interstellar sky...

After all, it is the old man who has spoiled him for many years, Ji Youshan couldn't bear to hear the screams, and opened his mouth to persuade, "It's reasonable, your brother is still young, although he is a bit naughty, there is no need to be so strict every time. Bar......"

?? Ji Youshan sighed in his heart, his wife was late, and he was always busy in Ji Sijun's army. It was not easy for him to be beaten. Where he was obedient, his elder brother let Taxue drag him around in circles in the interstellar space, and he went around like this for ten years. Ji Youshan snapped his fingers, thinking with heartache, the child smashed all the circles around him, adding up, Can soar through the entire interstellar 12 circles...

?? Ji Mingli pressed the center of his brows with a headache. These one or two couldn't figure out their battles. They were all just joking around. He handed Ji Youshan a small medicine bottle with no expression on his face, and his voice didn't fluctuate Said, "No, here you go, eat."

?? Ji Youshan was alert: "What?"

??An old man at my age just said a few words of intercession for the child. Don't make me dizzy and let Taxue take it around in circles!

??Ji. Ji Sijun & the real ruler of the Ji family. Reasonable, he raised his eyes and glanced at the expression of his old man, and he knew what was going on in his head, and suddenly said angrily, "What else can it be! After taking your antihypertensive medicine, go to Xingbo to see the good deeds you and your youngest son have done, as well as the comments of imperial netizens on Ji Sijun, and then decide whether to punish Ji Zhizhi."

?? Ji Youshan: "?"

Ji Mingli glanced at the bewildered expression on the old man's face, paused, and then said, "Dad, do you know that Ji Zhiming's unreliable personality is completely up to you."

?? Seeing his old man blushing with anger as he wished, Ji Mingli patted his clothes and left leisurely. When he walked out of the hall, he looked at the bright sky. He was so happy today.

?? Ji Youshan opened Xingbo confusedly, and saw a row of mocking Ji Sijun and his comments...

??——Hahahaha, the new recruit of the National Defense University is the most handsome, handsome and charming!wipe saliva.jpg

??——Extraordinary!The newly released emoticon pack about those things about Ji’s family is accompanied by a picture of Ji Zhizhi waving his hands and frantically slapping the picture of Ji’s father hanging upside down, and next to it is a dialogue with very soulful characters, as follows:

?? Ji Zhiming, who was on the emoji drawn by Soul Painter, slapped Father Ji who was standing next to him, and said proudly, "It's okay to let you scold and beat me at ordinary times, but I have to wait." I am in a hurry to move my elder brother to escort you and take pictures of you, you will know that I am both civil and military, dog head.jpg

?? Father Ji bites his handkerchief aggrieved: QAQ

??——Damn it!

??——Damn it!

??——Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!

??…

??——Hahaha The sisters upstairs are very neatly arranged, but I still have to say, hey, Ji Zhizhi, you are a big rebel hahahaha...

?? Just when most of the netizens were amused by the emoticons about those things in the Ji family, they saw a very discordant but very pertinent bullet screen frequently slipping out.

??——Speaking of which, old Marshal Ji Youshan has this strength?Is Ji Sijun one of the weaker groups, eating our taxpayers' money for nothing?Just raise such a pile of scrap and crispy chicken?

??——Upstairs, why don't you say that our new school grass brother's mental powers are too powerful, twist his ass and send flowers.jpg

??——That’s right (⊙o⊙)…

??——cough cough, pay attention to the upstairs, the upstairs upstairs is an ironic tone, it is a friendly army, don't accidentally hurt, the old cadre has a serious face.jpg

??——Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs Upstairs, Pay Attention, They Sell Spicy Hop Peanut Wool Gloves, The Same Type Of Wool Gloves As The National Defense University’s Freshmen Grass. No?dog head.jpg

??——All the upstairs is open, let us warmly welcome, and then Marshal Ji will perform family stunts for everyone, hanging salted fish upside down to dry!

?? ......

??Until Ji Youshan saw this family-inspired barrage with hundreds of thousands of likes on it, his blood pressure suddenly soared to [-], and the anxious old housekeeper hurriedly called a doctor.

Before he fainted, Ji Youshan ordered the housekeeper viciously, "Let Taxue drag me, drag me to death! Wuwuwu Laozi's wisdom in this life is all ruined by Ji Mingzhi, a little bastard. It's gone!"

?? ......

?? And here, Hu Yanyan is sulking at an electronic scale.

??Salmon Nord put the fat little fur ball on the electronic scale, and saw the sound of the electronic scale beeping. Hu Yanyan looked at the electronic scale vigilantly, and saw the sound coming from the electronic scale. An artificial intelligence voice: Warning warning, the ratio of the tester's height to weight is seriously exceeded!The ratio of height to weight is seriously exceeded!

?? Hu Yanyan listened to these two non-stop warning sounds, and looked at his fat and short legs, and suddenly became angry, "Aww?!"

??I grow meat by my ability, why should I lose it? !

?? I am fat, and that is also a flexible fat man!

?? Hu Yanyan was still lying on the ground in a serious manner, and with a groan, the carp rolled and bounced from the ground, and then gave everyone a proud look, "Did you see it? It's amazing, don't be envious."

??He Nong clapped his hands and praised against his will, "It's amazing, but do you still want to learn mechas? There is a body fat test for pets learning mechas."

?? After all, after learning mechs, the ones who enter the legion will drive the battle armors. After that, they will drive the battle armors back and forth between various planets in the interstellar world, and fight back and forth with high-level alien beasts.

?? Leaving aside the alien beasts, there are various gravitational interferences among these countless planets. This gravitational force has extremely strict requirements on weight. If you don't have enough body fat, you can't drive a mech.

??Especially if it is a battle pet driving a mecha, the requirements are very strict.

??After all, every major legion invests a lot of resources and funds to train excellent armor pilots and their pets to cooperate with each other to drive the armor. The area, especially in the Yamana Trench, and the meteorite belt and small desolate star occupied by other high-level alien beasts, is still caused by the sudden appearance of desolate stars and meteorites, as well as the sudden attack of high-level alien beasts and interstellar storms every year. At least seventy-eight thousand people are lost every year.

??Hu Yanyan swallowed the energy core of a level-six alien beast, transformed into a human form in seconds, and said with a vicious expression, "I've already said that I don't want to learn mechs. My dream is to be a chef, to be a chef." You don’t need to test your body fat.”

??Salmon Nord: "..."

?? Well, I haven't forgotten about it yet.

?? He rubbed his forehead with a headache, glanced at the little guy's belly after eating wildly, and said in a compromise, "Okay."

?? It is really difficult for a tiger to lose weight.

"The day after tomorrow, I'm going to report to the school with me. That's your first day of school. You can't be late." Salmon Nord nodded Hu Yanyan's little head, causing the latter to turn to his big partner. His face just smacked.

?? He Nong: "..."

??Single dogs feel that they have been hit hard.

?? "Show affection, die fast!"

?? Hu Yanyan raised the corners of his mouth, showing his little tiger teeth, "That's at least better than a single dog like you. Do you know what it's like to kiss? Do you know what it's like to hug? Do you know how to embroider for the one you love? How happy is the wedding dress?"

?? Hu Yanyan looked at He Nong's round brown eyes full of pity, "Oh, yes, you must know nothing, because no one wants you, how pitiful."

?? He Nong: "..."

?? No one wants to ride a horse.

?? With a serious face, He Nong corrected him with righteous words, "It's not that no one wants me, but I have high vision, and I don't like ordinary stinky men."

?? Hu Yanyan looked at He Nong with more pity in his small eyes. In order to protect He Nong's self-esteem, he nodded quite gently, and decided to tell her in a very tactful way that would not hurt her. How bad is his current market situation, he said, "I understand, after all, not all human beings are as virtuous, lovely, industrious and thrifty as I am, Hu Yanyan Being a person and being a favorite can also keep the other half fresh and not bored forever."

?? He Nong was dumbfounded, and stammered, "Do you need so many skills to find a man now?!"

?? Hu Yanyan nodded rather reservedly, "So, if no one of you is normal, don't be discouraged. After all, compared with me, you are not even a tiny bit worse."

??He Nong: "...Fuck me."

??Grass is a kind of plant. Only this green and natural plant can perfectly express my inner feelings at this time:)

??The author has something to say: He Nong: As a human being, I feel the greatest malice :)

?? Father Ji, who has a family-inherited stunt, wiped his tears aggrieved: Who said it was not o(╥﹏╥)o

??Ji. The head of the family. Mingli cast a glance at the tear-wiping father, and sneered: "Only one IQ in the family is online, how to break it (▼皮▼#)

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