Don't judge tigers by their appearance [Interstellar]

When Salmon Nord went out to deal with military affairs, He Nong also went out with a dazed expression on his back foot. The miserable face with a dazed face was quite a shock at first glance.

The hateful thing is that Hu Yanyan even waved his little paw at her, and said with a smile on his face, "Go, go, remember to go back, it will help you do some exercises to enlarge, breast and buttocks."

??He Nong paused, and asked weakly and without hope, "Why do I do exercises to enlarge, breast, buttocks?"

??Hu Yanyan covered her small mouth with an embarrassed smile, stretched out her fair little finger and pointed at the key position of He Nong, "Look at you, the whole body only has the advantage of protruding forward and backward Come on, go back and do more exercise to enlarge your breasts and raise your buttocks."

Hearing this, He Nong looked forward with his head held high, and finally regained some confidence as a woman. There was a trace of expectation and excitement in his two dazed eyes, and he said eagerly, "It turns out that in your eyes , do I still have a market?"

?? Hu Yanyan nodded with a smile, and then he continued to shake his head slowly and said, "It's a pity, it's a pity that your advantage is a fatal flaw among such excellent men as my big partner and I."

?? Hu Yanyan glanced at him, raised his head and proudly, and announced loudly: "Excellent men like flat airports like mine, and don't accept any rebuttals!"

?? He Nong: "..."

??Hematemesis, pawn!

??He Nong gritted his teeth sorely, clutching his heart and weeping blood three times and asked "... Hu Yanyan, are you still human? Can you still be shameless? Can you still make things worse ?ah?!"

?? Hu Yanyan smiled and said shyly; "Miss Biao, you already knew whether I am human or not. What's the matter? This is, I'm overstimulated, and I can't figure it out?"

?? He Nong covered his heart, "...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

?? Groundhogs scream! ! !

??What is the lotus language and the lotus language? Look, she has seen it today. He Hu Yanyan is the white lotus and the black lotus... the originator of all kinds of lotus!

??Hu Yanyan dealt with a potential "rival in love" with a sense of crisis, and he was in a very beautiful mood. Although this rival in love couldn't compete with him, it didn't prevent him from being happy.

?? It's just a bit of a bad voice.

??I just took a sip of milk to moisten my throat. This milk was specially bought for me by my dear friend who traveled all the way. He wanted to drink a lot. The rabbit was carrying a baby silkworm chrysalis that was tightly wrapped in white cloth from top to bottom, and came to the door with hey yo hey yo.

Hu Yanyan looked at the mummy-like silkworm chrysalis wrapped in white cloth strips from top to bottom, and pouted unhappily, "I'm a picky eater, I don't like such an ugly little silkworm chrysalis baby. "

??Is it alright for my brother to be so stupid?I don’t even know how to pay tribute to the boss. If it’s in their tiger clan, the position will be lost every minute, and the second and third will be in the top position. Well, I’m really worried about the tiger.

?? Hu Yanyan sighed sadly, and continued to drink milk, a circle of milky white milk stains, printed around the pink lips, from a distance, it looks like a circle of white beard, playful The little tongue was still stretched out and licked tentatively, it was so cute and tight.

?? Hearing that the big silkworm chrysalis wrapped in white cloth, Huang was shocked by Hu Yanyan's beauty for a moment, and then realized what he said, and croaked sadly, "Boss Yan, I am Fat Guang .”

??He complained wildly in his heart, Boss Yan shouldn't be called Hu Yanyan, he should be called Hu Yanyan!

?? After all, such a flamboyant and coquettish little white tiger is rarely seen in a lifetime.

?? With this appearance, in the eyes of their animals, it is simply shocking.

??Hearing this familiar croaking sound, Huyan Yanmao's eyes were full of disbelief, and his expression became even more melancholy, "Rhubarb, we haven't seen each other for a few days, why did you make yourself so ugly? It looks spicy, oh oh oh so spicy!"

?? I saw Hu Yanyan shouting spicy, while covering his eyes with his hands and rubbing vigorously.

?? This made the three little pets panic, "Boss, why are your eyes so hot? What should I do? I'll find some water to wash you off."

?? Hu Yanyan said in a vicious voice, "Can you not hurt your eyes? After seeing such an ugly baby silkworm chrysalis, you will have nightmares when you sleep at night!

??"

??Three little pets: "..."

?? Hu Yanyan held the milk cup in his small hand, took another sip of milk to suppress his anger, and then continued to complain angrily, "Fat Gua, you still have those big clean and bright eyes before I saw you! "

??Fat Gua: "..."

??Fat Gua felt that his fragile little heart had received another serious blow.

??Seeing that Fat Guak is bearing such an inexplicably extra and unbearable weight of life, Tutu hugged two little rabbit paws with red eyes, and whispered, "Brother Yanyan, Fat Guack is sad, ji~ "

??Hu Yanyan rolled his eyes, and finally looked serious, turned his head and sat on the sofa, raised his chin, "Tell me, how did Fat Gua make himself into such a desperate look?"

??Ah Xiang said in deep pain, "Doesn't it look like you changed that day? Fat Guak said that I have to change into a human being to come out and see, delusional to catch up with your footsteps, it won't take long The steps are too big, are you tearing your ass off?"

?? Tiger Banquet: "...huh?"

?? These words have no beginning and no end, and Tiger can't understand.

??Hu Yanyan said impatiently, "Talk about tigers, don't talk about pigs."

??Ashanti:"......"

??Tutu rubbed his red eyes and said softly, "Didn't you hear that the day you turned into a human? When you were about to be hit by a fireball, your body subconsciously changed into a human form. Dahuang felt that, Maybe I can also be stimulated to the potential of my body at such a critical moment, what if I also become a human."

"So," Axiang continued in pain, "it hit itself with a fireball crazily, and it couldn't hold it back. The duckling flaps its feathered wings and hits the fireball fiercely."

"It's a pity that it subconsciously didn't turn into a human body, but was burned into a bald man, and was almost made into a whole roasted duck by myself. Don't tell me, the smell is so good. I smell it. I'm a little hungry..."

?? Ah Xiang was recalling her feelings at the time, swallowing her saliva, and saw Rhubarb suddenly let out a hoarse and mournful quack, and the duck's face was full of grief and indignation, "I treat you as a brother, but you actually want to eat me ?!"

?? Ah Xiang smiled awkwardly when she heard the words, scratched her head, "I'm sorry, I got off track, you know that our pig family just likes to eat."

??Hu Yanyan raised his hand and nodded to A Xiang as a witness, "Yes, all the pig monsters I've seen like to eat, sleep and eat, and then soak in muddy puddles to play with mud."

??Ashanti:"......"

?? Ah Xiang was dying, "I am a clean pig."

??Afraid that Hu Yanyan would say anything more so that he could not help but refute the accusation, he quickly turned his head and continued to explain the tragic experience of Rhubarb, "In order not to be discovered by its owner, it has not dared to return to He Nong for several days. It's my master who is helping to hide He Nong's ignorance."

??Hu Yanyan suddenly looked at the silkworm chrysalis with complicated emotions. Is it okay if I roast myself? !

??He gulped down a large glass of milk to suppress his shock, and first warned with a serious face, "I won't let me play with idiots. If you continue to be so stupid, don't go out and say that you are my Hu Yanyan's little brother." .”

??Three little pets: "..."

??Hu Yanyan smacked his lips, and violently opened the baby silkworm chrysalis like a gift box, and after looking at the burns on its body, he still couldn't help but sigh, "Rhubarb, you are worthy of being one of the ducks in the world." fighting duck."

?? Well-developed limbs, brainless...

??It was so burnt that there was not even a hair left, it seems that I don't want to marry a wife :)

?? Fat Gua burst into tears, "I just don't want Ah Nong to stand in front of me next time I'm in danger..."

??At the court-martial, if Ah Nong hadn’t protected herself while being entangled in dark matter and couldn’t move, her cheek wouldn’t have been hurt. Can stand in front of her, shelter her from wind and rain...

?? Hu Yanyan was silent for a moment, raised his eyelids and looked at the other two little pets who were also grimacing, and asked, "Apart from Dahuang, do you two also want to become human?"

??"Uh-huh!"

??After receiving the unanimous nod from the three little guys, Hu Yanyan said without thinking, "That's impossible."

??Ashanti:"......"

??rhubarb:"......"

??Tutu: "..."

Seeing that Tutu Yanhong’s three-petal mouth was about to cry, Hu Yanyan hurriedly said, “Stop, stop, don’t cry, although it’s impossible for now, it’s possible after you practice, I’ll teach you a way Goblin cultivation techniques, if you become refined, you will all be able to transform into human forms."

?? Hu Yanyan took out a goblin cultivation cheat book from the Lingfu, and casually threw it to the three little pets. After giving some casual pointers, he let them figure it out by themselves, and then looked at the time, and found that it was already time to feed It's time for my big friend. As a virtuous and virtuous tiger, Hu Yanyan immediately left the three pets behind, and went into the kitchen to cook for my big friend.

?? ......

??At the same time, Ji Zhizhi, who just finished traveling in the interstellar space, opened Xingbo with a distorted face. His body was hurt by the back that was dragged and worn by the stupid horse. Their spoofs are completely evil.

??The emoticons about the things about the Ji family on Xingbo are becoming more and more popular. At the same time, Hu Yanyan, as a new generation of schoolboy god, has also rushed to the first place on the Xingbo rankings. Even netizens with good deeds even picked up Salmon Nord who sent Huyanyan to report to Imperial University.

?? This immediately pushed Hu Yanyan's popularity to a boiling point. Netizens praised him wildly, and even set up a super talk about the new generation of school grass of the Imperial Defense Military University by a big fan. The number of fans of the talk is also It is increasing at a speed visible to the naked eye.

??——The school grassroots came with Marshal Saar, isn't he the little object of Marshal Saar?

??——Whether it is or not, I will eat his face, it is a beauty crit!

??——Ah ah ah ah I was killed by the beauty of the school grass brother!

??——Shut up upstairs, don't talk about my husband!

??——The upstairs just shut up, the school grass Yan is the husband of all of us!

??——Upstairs upstairs, shut up all of you, my Marshal Saar's favorite is his battle pet, the little white tiger, flicking the cute expression pack of the little white tiger.

??--cut!

??——Waste vase tiger, hehehe.

?? ......

??In Chaohua, for some reason, chatting and chatting became the pinnacle duel between the newly promoted schoolboy god and Marshal Saar's favorite little white tiger. Heartbroken, seeing the two parties' scolding battle getting more and more fierce, and even having a tendency to be promoted to Xingbo Hot No. [-], for the sake of the reputation of his own idol, Ji Zhiming typed: Please, please, don't No matter how noisy it is, the school grass and the battle pet are basically the same person, okay? QAQ

?? Then he was kindly greeted by the old father and the ancestors of more than [-] generations. Ji Zhizhi smiled. If the skill of spraying people is measured by the level of water spray, then he should be sitting in the spring It was sprayed tens of thousands of feet high, and you can pick the stars with your hands:)

??Seeing that the spraying became more and more intense, Ji Zhiming, who was spraying, was stunned, his mouth was dry, his palms were dry, and he even lost three strands of hair.

??——You think we are stupid, this one is a battle pet and the other is a person, why are they the same person!

??——That's right, the one who said that is a little idiot.

??——The little white tiger in the vase is not as powerful as our male god, but the male god slapped that old Ji Youshan away with a single slap.

??——That’s right, the little white tiger is useless to eat soft food, or our Yan Da is really good...

??—— Jimei, don’t worry, I just diagnosed the landlord who didn’t count 13 in his heart. He is not only bald and acne-prone, but also impotent...

?? ......

?? Ji. The number one fan leader. Wise: Chasing stars these days not only abolishes father, but also impotence:

??)

?? Ji Mingzhi bit his little hands and eyes with tears, and typed out such a sentence in grief and indignation:

??#On these years, what painful price have I paid for chasing stars#

?? Then he conveniently sent the comment he scolded for being almost impotent to Hu Yanyan along with this super talk.

?? Hu Yanyan looked at the content of Xingbo, full of doubts, what is wrong with this, you are the ones who like me, and you are the ones who scold me. It is really a human being who is full of entanglements and contradictions. This is a mass contagious madness. Are you mad...

?? After posting to Tiger Banquet, Ji Zhiming was not relieved. Looking at these comments, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. He simply wrote a few soft articles and posted them on Xingbo, titled [Did you know that the new generation of the National Defense University's school grass loves bald guys the most...] [If you are not a bald man, you are not worthy of calling yourself a fan of the National Defense University school grass...] [Baldy, A secret hobby that is unknown to the public...]

??Hum, tell you to spray me, to be bald together.

??In order to prevent the lack of influence of this article, Ji Zhizhi also spent 10,000+ star coins to find Xingbo Big V to reprint it. Looking at her master complicatedly, she sighed with emotion, well, being called a fool again...

?? Then when Hu Yanyan went to report at Imperial University, he saw one after another little bald guy, each of them was staring at him with a pair of green, wolf-like eyes. .....

??Hu Yanyan: (▼皮▼#)

?? I hate wolves the most... I am really impatient to live even daring to pluck the hair on this tiger's mouth.

?? Hu Yanyan slapped his fingers loudly, wanting to slap someone...

?? I saw Salmon Nord hugging Hu Yanyan, let him bend over, and pinched his little ears. After seeing his little ears turned pink and tender, he said with deep eyes, "Baby, Do they look as good as me?"

?? Keep staring at others, I will be jealous.

??Hu Yanyan grinned immediately when he heard the words. His eldest friend was jealous, and stretched out his hands to push the wheelchair, and walked around the campus with him, and said in a relaxed and pleasant voice, "No one is as good-looking as you."

??The author has something to say: Tiger Banquet: I am proud of my flat chest (?￣▽￣)?

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??Thanks to the little angel who threw the mines: 1 piece of flowers;

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