Shi Pei has been living a very casual life.
The only thing that can arouse his interest a little bit are good-looking people. As we all know, aesthetics is a very subjective thing. Shi Pei has seen many good-looking people, but there has never been a single face that made him fall in love with him. step.
He occasionally wondered how he could be so meaningless that he pursued appearances to such an extent.But it feels like there is already a specific face in the depths of his heart. Shi Pei is not looking for a good-looking person in the world, but just looking for this face.
It would be even more outrageous to attribute this to the predestined relationship in the previous life, making Shi Pei look like Meng Po's soup before rushing to reincarnate.
Whenever he thinks of this, Shi Pei wants to stop, Shi Pei has nothing to do with the word infatuation, a beast is a beast, he would rather admit that he only cares about face, it's not ashamed.
Shi Pei was clutching his phone, sitting on the edge of the bed in a thinker's pose, he clicked on Lai Shengjie's dialog box, the chat history stopped yesterday, and Lai Shengjie sent him a goodnight message after he went back.
He was sleeping at that time and didn't come back.In the morning, Lai Shengjie sent another emoticon pack of grievances. At that time, Shi Pei...don't say anything, and didn't reply.
His eyes quietly moved up from the phone screen, and immediately met the black alien who called himself Arnold. Arnold's eyes were bright and full of expectation.
The appearance of this thing has gone beyond Shi Pei's cognition, Shi Pei can only say that he is indeed not as evil as depicted in some alien-themed works, but he is also incompatible with human society.
Shi Pei's heart was in a mess, he really didn't know what this q version of venom was going to do, anyway, it was impossible to let him stay, he was very afraid that one day he would suddenly drain his blood while sleeping - this is not impossible.
He sent Lai Shengjie "Are you there?", and Lai Shengjie replied immediately, asking him what's wrong.Shi Pei was a little hesitant, after all, this request was really difficult to raise, which seemed particularly strange.
At this moment, Arnold moved, his loss was visible to the naked eye, like an abandoned child, in between Shi Pei's typing, he silently rolled himself to the corner of the wall, shrinking into a square ball.Shi Pei doesn't like him, he already knows the speed of socialization of this thing in his heart, no matter how harmless he behaves, Shi Pei will never fall in his gear.
He made up his mind and asked Lai Shengjie where he snorkeled yesterday, can he take me there again tomorrow?
Lai Shengjie was silent for a while, and the reply is fine, but didn't we make an appointment yesterday to go to a better one on the weekend?We can borrow big boats on weekends.
Shi Pei scratched his head, Lai Shengjie obviously felt that it was strange for him to go again in such a hurry.It's not difficult for him to make excuses, but Shi Pei doesn't like to lie.
Regarding this moment of discord in interpersonal communication, Shi Pei could only bite the bullet and say a word without embarrassment. My mother has never seen such a big lobster, so I insisted on buying two more [laughing and crying ][laughing and crying][covering eyes][covering eyes]
This made two expressions that Shi Pei was most reluctant to use. Arnold shrank in the corner of the wall and turned into a jellyfish shape. He was kicking and kicking, and he was floating his umbrella skirt beautifully. Shi Pei glared at him. He stayed obediently again.
Lai Shengjiecheng, no problem, I will pick you up tomorrow morning.
Shi Pei replied ok, looked up at Arnold, sighed again, and said, "I'll take you back tomorrow."
Arnold seemed to stop struggling, and nodded obediently.Shi Pei was still wary of him. After all, he had no way of guessing the mind of this strange creature, and he couldn't be too tough, so he stretched out his hand and patted him on the head, "It's okay. I saw that you were very energetic when you were pestering me yesterday. On the way home It's not a problem to beat an octopus and a turtle."
He didn't know that Arnold didn't exert any strength at all yesterday, and when he was kicked by Shi Pei, it was not because of pain, but because of feeling wronged.
Shi Pei withdrew his hand, thinking that the feel of the hand...it's because it's so good... Pooh, who wants to dish this thing.
There was a sound from the door, and Safilot woke up, scratching and screaming outside the room.
Shi Pei forgot to feed the cat. He usually sets an alarm clock and wakes up to lick the food for the cat during the daytime. By the way, he will edit the news before going to bed. Just now, after fighting with Arnold for a long time, Safilot woke up and saw that the bowl was empty. There is trouble.
Shi Pei opened the door without thinking, and Safilot rushed in at the speed of light. He was relieved to see that the owner was still alive. Before Shi Pei caught it, he met Arnold inside.
"Meow!" Safilot was so angry that he slapped his paw, and Arnold stuck to the bookcase very nimbly and rolled up, letting the cat fly away.
After one night, Arnold had overcome his cat hair allergy, and Safilot remembered the shame of last night, screaming and jumping under the bookcase.Shi Pei was stunned to watch Safilot's battle against Arnold, which was a complete defeat, and took the cat away to feed him with a look of disgust. As soon as he left the room, there was a rustling sound behind him—Arnold followed.
Shi Pei had no choice but to ignore him, and went to get more food for the cat. Safilot was starving after a hard night's battle, and Shi Pei opened a can for him again. The cat's hatred value dropped temporarily after eating, and Shi Pei turned around to see , the alien was sniffing the empty cat can.
Shi Pei...
One minute later, Arnold got a newly opened cat canned tuna. He was flattered by the novelty. He looked at Shi Pei and then at the can. Shi Pei felt his head hurt, and said, "If you want to eat it... eat it. "
Arnold held the can of cats reverently in both hands, and said, "Can I have a spoon?"
Shi Pei went to the kitchen to get him a spoon with his mind cracked, and after Arnold took the spoon, he happily started digging out cans to eat.Shi Pei sat on the sofa with a dreamy face, watching his cat and the alien eating canned food side by side. Safilot was very nervous about eating, for fear that Arnold would come and snatch it after eating.
It's not that Shi Pei never thought of calling the police.
But what is he going to say to the police?I don't know what kind of creature is staying at my house?Whether the police can believe it is another question. Even if the police believe it, if the police really come to his house, what should I do if this thing runs away again?In the end, Shi Pei failed to report to the police, and was even called a psychopath.
There are many people in this world who don't mind being crazy, and Shi Pei is definitely not one of them.
How about asking family and friends for help?Shi Pei started thinking about his friends, and Chen Luo's face popped out first, so Shi Pei stopped this idea, regretting that he didn't make more normal friends.
An idea suddenly popped up in Shi Pei's mind. He took out his phone and opened a forum.
This is a forum that Shi Pei usually reads. It is a Chinese forum dedicated to discussing the Cthulhu Mythology. There are hidden dragons and crouching tigers. Many people publish their creations in various ways. Shi Pei often soaks in it to find inspiration.
He didn't want to post the whole thing about the alien recruiting into the house, it's very dangerous, if you accidentally make a big mess, it will do more harm than good to Shi Pei.Shi Pei raised his mobile phone and took a photo of the back of Arnold and Safilot eating canned food side by side. The photo was deliberately blurred, and then he added the text.
"I'm looking for an appraisal. The one who suddenly ran into the house can change shape, talk and eat canned cat food. Its learning ability is terrifying. What is this thing?"
At first glance, this post is no different from other teasing posts, but Shi Pei has been in this forum for a long time, and he knows that there are some really capable people in it, and these people may be able to see something.
Here, even if they answered seriously, it would not seem strange, because interaction is also part of creation.
Sure enough, after Shi Pei posted the post, there was a reply soon
The picture of the landlord on the first floor is very blurry, did you take it with a landline?
On the 2nd floor, if the host is referring to the one on the right, I know this, it is a species of cats on the earth, called Siam.I also raised one, and the host took care of it well, but Siam is very clean, remember to shovel it in time.
What are you talking about upstairs on the 3rd floor? The host is obviously asking the one on the left.
There is a white cat and a black cat on the 4th floor, what is there to talk about.
Are you sure the one on the left of the 5th floor is not a black plastic bag?I looked like it.
……
Shi Pei was speechless. Seeing that the building was almost crooked to Siberia, a new message suddenly appeared on the [-]th floor
The thing on the 37th floor is tricky to deal with, but it is not malicious and will not attack people. It is recommended that the host let it be.
Shi Pei is very familiar with this person. He often leaves messages in the forum, most of which are highly praised replies, and every time he answers, he is very serious. Some internal discussions revealed that this person was very unusual.
He quickly replied, can you put him back on the 37th floor?He followed from the sea.
The onlookers watched the poster earnestly perform haha straight music, and quickly praised this article.
Shi Pei didn't have time to pay attention to these onlookers, and the other party quickly replied to him
you can try.
try it?Why don't you just answer if it's okay but let him try it?Shi Pei asked unwillingly, but the other party never replied.
This made him a little anxious.At this time, the sound of water suddenly came from the kitchen. Shi Peiteng stood up suddenly, walked quickly to the kitchen, and saw Arnold washing the spoons.
He stretched out one tentacle to roll up the spoon, and pressed the detergent with the other hand. He had already removed a piece of the unopened scouring pad. He washed such a small spoon very seriously, as if sitting There is a film under the flyover.
Shi Pei felt that this picture was too shocking. The back of this black alien inexplicably exuded the temperament of a good wife and loving mother. If Shi Pei observed more carefully, he could find that the whole kitchen had been wiped down by Arnold and the garbage had been sorted out. Classes are packed into different bags and neatly stacked against the wall.
Since Shi Pei moved in, he has used the kitchen very few times. He never starts a fire, and the kitchen is just a decoration to him.
In fact, he doesn't like to eat takeaway, but he is too lazy to cook. Between the takeaway that he doesn't like and cooking, Shi Pei chooses to continue eating takeaway.He also thought about finding a good-looking one in the future—the point is good-looking, someone who likes to cook. When he stepped into this hardcover kitchen, the only thing Shi Pei, who was a poor cook, could do was tie an apron on him.
but……
How did everything become like this.Shi Pei thought brokenly.
The only thing that can arouse his interest a little bit are good-looking people. As we all know, aesthetics is a very subjective thing. Shi Pei has seen many good-looking people, but there has never been a single face that made him fall in love with him. step.
He occasionally wondered how he could be so meaningless that he pursued appearances to such an extent.But it feels like there is already a specific face in the depths of his heart. Shi Pei is not looking for a good-looking person in the world, but just looking for this face.
It would be even more outrageous to attribute this to the predestined relationship in the previous life, making Shi Pei look like Meng Po's soup before rushing to reincarnate.
Whenever he thinks of this, Shi Pei wants to stop, Shi Pei has nothing to do with the word infatuation, a beast is a beast, he would rather admit that he only cares about face, it's not ashamed.
Shi Pei was clutching his phone, sitting on the edge of the bed in a thinker's pose, he clicked on Lai Shengjie's dialog box, the chat history stopped yesterday, and Lai Shengjie sent him a goodnight message after he went back.
He was sleeping at that time and didn't come back.In the morning, Lai Shengjie sent another emoticon pack of grievances. At that time, Shi Pei...don't say anything, and didn't reply.
His eyes quietly moved up from the phone screen, and immediately met the black alien who called himself Arnold. Arnold's eyes were bright and full of expectation.
The appearance of this thing has gone beyond Shi Pei's cognition, Shi Pei can only say that he is indeed not as evil as depicted in some alien-themed works, but he is also incompatible with human society.
Shi Pei's heart was in a mess, he really didn't know what this q version of venom was going to do, anyway, it was impossible to let him stay, he was very afraid that one day he would suddenly drain his blood while sleeping - this is not impossible.
He sent Lai Shengjie "Are you there?", and Lai Shengjie replied immediately, asking him what's wrong.Shi Pei was a little hesitant, after all, this request was really difficult to raise, which seemed particularly strange.
At this moment, Arnold moved, his loss was visible to the naked eye, like an abandoned child, in between Shi Pei's typing, he silently rolled himself to the corner of the wall, shrinking into a square ball.Shi Pei doesn't like him, he already knows the speed of socialization of this thing in his heart, no matter how harmless he behaves, Shi Pei will never fall in his gear.
He made up his mind and asked Lai Shengjie where he snorkeled yesterday, can he take me there again tomorrow?
Lai Shengjie was silent for a while, and the reply is fine, but didn't we make an appointment yesterday to go to a better one on the weekend?We can borrow big boats on weekends.
Shi Pei scratched his head, Lai Shengjie obviously felt that it was strange for him to go again in such a hurry.It's not difficult for him to make excuses, but Shi Pei doesn't like to lie.
Regarding this moment of discord in interpersonal communication, Shi Pei could only bite the bullet and say a word without embarrassment. My mother has never seen such a big lobster, so I insisted on buying two more [laughing and crying ][laughing and crying][covering eyes][covering eyes]
This made two expressions that Shi Pei was most reluctant to use. Arnold shrank in the corner of the wall and turned into a jellyfish shape. He was kicking and kicking, and he was floating his umbrella skirt beautifully. Shi Pei glared at him. He stayed obediently again.
Lai Shengjiecheng, no problem, I will pick you up tomorrow morning.
Shi Pei replied ok, looked up at Arnold, sighed again, and said, "I'll take you back tomorrow."
Arnold seemed to stop struggling, and nodded obediently.Shi Pei was still wary of him. After all, he had no way of guessing the mind of this strange creature, and he couldn't be too tough, so he stretched out his hand and patted him on the head, "It's okay. I saw that you were very energetic when you were pestering me yesterday. On the way home It's not a problem to beat an octopus and a turtle."
He didn't know that Arnold didn't exert any strength at all yesterday, and when he was kicked by Shi Pei, it was not because of pain, but because of feeling wronged.
Shi Pei withdrew his hand, thinking that the feel of the hand...it's because it's so good... Pooh, who wants to dish this thing.
There was a sound from the door, and Safilot woke up, scratching and screaming outside the room.
Shi Pei forgot to feed the cat. He usually sets an alarm clock and wakes up to lick the food for the cat during the daytime. By the way, he will edit the news before going to bed. Just now, after fighting with Arnold for a long time, Safilot woke up and saw that the bowl was empty. There is trouble.
Shi Pei opened the door without thinking, and Safilot rushed in at the speed of light. He was relieved to see that the owner was still alive. Before Shi Pei caught it, he met Arnold inside.
"Meow!" Safilot was so angry that he slapped his paw, and Arnold stuck to the bookcase very nimbly and rolled up, letting the cat fly away.
After one night, Arnold had overcome his cat hair allergy, and Safilot remembered the shame of last night, screaming and jumping under the bookcase.Shi Pei was stunned to watch Safilot's battle against Arnold, which was a complete defeat, and took the cat away to feed him with a look of disgust. As soon as he left the room, there was a rustling sound behind him—Arnold followed.
Shi Pei had no choice but to ignore him, and went to get more food for the cat. Safilot was starving after a hard night's battle, and Shi Pei opened a can for him again. The cat's hatred value dropped temporarily after eating, and Shi Pei turned around to see , the alien was sniffing the empty cat can.
Shi Pei...
One minute later, Arnold got a newly opened cat canned tuna. He was flattered by the novelty. He looked at Shi Pei and then at the can. Shi Pei felt his head hurt, and said, "If you want to eat it... eat it. "
Arnold held the can of cats reverently in both hands, and said, "Can I have a spoon?"
Shi Pei went to the kitchen to get him a spoon with his mind cracked, and after Arnold took the spoon, he happily started digging out cans to eat.Shi Pei sat on the sofa with a dreamy face, watching his cat and the alien eating canned food side by side. Safilot was very nervous about eating, for fear that Arnold would come and snatch it after eating.
It's not that Shi Pei never thought of calling the police.
But what is he going to say to the police?I don't know what kind of creature is staying at my house?Whether the police can believe it is another question. Even if the police believe it, if the police really come to his house, what should I do if this thing runs away again?In the end, Shi Pei failed to report to the police, and was even called a psychopath.
There are many people in this world who don't mind being crazy, and Shi Pei is definitely not one of them.
How about asking family and friends for help?Shi Pei started thinking about his friends, and Chen Luo's face popped out first, so Shi Pei stopped this idea, regretting that he didn't make more normal friends.
An idea suddenly popped up in Shi Pei's mind. He took out his phone and opened a forum.
This is a forum that Shi Pei usually reads. It is a Chinese forum dedicated to discussing the Cthulhu Mythology. There are hidden dragons and crouching tigers. Many people publish their creations in various ways. Shi Pei often soaks in it to find inspiration.
He didn't want to post the whole thing about the alien recruiting into the house, it's very dangerous, if you accidentally make a big mess, it will do more harm than good to Shi Pei.Shi Pei raised his mobile phone and took a photo of the back of Arnold and Safilot eating canned food side by side. The photo was deliberately blurred, and then he added the text.
"I'm looking for an appraisal. The one who suddenly ran into the house can change shape, talk and eat canned cat food. Its learning ability is terrifying. What is this thing?"
At first glance, this post is no different from other teasing posts, but Shi Pei has been in this forum for a long time, and he knows that there are some really capable people in it, and these people may be able to see something.
Here, even if they answered seriously, it would not seem strange, because interaction is also part of creation.
Sure enough, after Shi Pei posted the post, there was a reply soon
The picture of the landlord on the first floor is very blurry, did you take it with a landline?
On the 2nd floor, if the host is referring to the one on the right, I know this, it is a species of cats on the earth, called Siam.I also raised one, and the host took care of it well, but Siam is very clean, remember to shovel it in time.
What are you talking about upstairs on the 3rd floor? The host is obviously asking the one on the left.
There is a white cat and a black cat on the 4th floor, what is there to talk about.
Are you sure the one on the left of the 5th floor is not a black plastic bag?I looked like it.
……
Shi Pei was speechless. Seeing that the building was almost crooked to Siberia, a new message suddenly appeared on the [-]th floor
The thing on the 37th floor is tricky to deal with, but it is not malicious and will not attack people. It is recommended that the host let it be.
Shi Pei is very familiar with this person. He often leaves messages in the forum, most of which are highly praised replies, and every time he answers, he is very serious. Some internal discussions revealed that this person was very unusual.
He quickly replied, can you put him back on the 37th floor?He followed from the sea.
The onlookers watched the poster earnestly perform haha straight music, and quickly praised this article.
Shi Pei didn't have time to pay attention to these onlookers, and the other party quickly replied to him
you can try.
try it?Why don't you just answer if it's okay but let him try it?Shi Pei asked unwillingly, but the other party never replied.
This made him a little anxious.At this time, the sound of water suddenly came from the kitchen. Shi Peiteng stood up suddenly, walked quickly to the kitchen, and saw Arnold washing the spoons.
He stretched out one tentacle to roll up the spoon, and pressed the detergent with the other hand. He had already removed a piece of the unopened scouring pad. He washed such a small spoon very seriously, as if sitting There is a film under the flyover.
Shi Pei felt that this picture was too shocking. The back of this black alien inexplicably exuded the temperament of a good wife and loving mother. If Shi Pei observed more carefully, he could find that the whole kitchen had been wiped down by Arnold and the garbage had been sorted out. Classes are packed into different bags and neatly stacked against the wall.
Since Shi Pei moved in, he has used the kitchen very few times. He never starts a fire, and the kitchen is just a decoration to him.
In fact, he doesn't like to eat takeaway, but he is too lazy to cook. Between the takeaway that he doesn't like and cooking, Shi Pei chooses to continue eating takeaway.He also thought about finding a good-looking one in the future—the point is good-looking, someone who likes to cook. When he stepped into this hardcover kitchen, the only thing Shi Pei, who was a poor cook, could do was tie an apron on him.
but……
How did everything become like this.Shi Pei thought brokenly.
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