This alien is obviously super fierce but too good wife and mother
Chapter 5 Becoming a Human
In order to break this terrifying tranquility in Shi Pei's eyes, he coughed twice at the kitchen door.
Arnold had finished washing the spoons a long time ago, and was struggling to clean the countertop, which had no oil stains, when he heard Shi Pei's voice, he turned his head.
Shi Pei's heart trembled, no matter how you look at this scene, it looks like a housewife's daily life... Then this thing is his wife!
As a writer who relies on code words for his living, Shi Pei has a strong association ability, because there is nothing to write without association.However, at this moment, he hated his disobedient mind very much.
"You...don't do it, take a break." Shi Pei said dryly.
...This time, it turned into a scene of a daughter-in-law showing hospitality for the first time and a mother-in-law who is in a bad mood.
Arnold was very obedient, he put down the rag, folded it squarely, and pressed his wet tentacles against the smooth and soft body a few times, absolutely not throwing out a single drop of excess water.
He maintained a low-brow and pleasing attitude, slightly bowed his body, rolling in like a well-behaved maid.
Arnold's current personality can be called soft and sticky, but Shi Pei always suspects that his superficial appearance may actually mean that there is something bad inside.He looked at Arnold in front of him, stopped him and didn't know what to ask him to do, he could only say, "...Please go ahead, I'll be back tomorrow."
Arnold looked at him with round eyes and nodded slightly.
Shi Pei had an indescribably strange feeling, why did this thing cry to its father and mother just now to keep it, but now it is so obedient?
... He has a problem, something is wrong with him.
But Shi Pei has done everything an ordinary person can do. His only shortcoming is that he has a bit of an occupational disease and his imagination is too rich. At this moment, the scene of being killed by an alien has already passed through three or four different scenarios in his mind. plan.
But it’s not a bad thing to be on guard. He’ll be gone tomorrow anyway. Shi Pei doesn’t want to think about anything now, he just wants to get back on the normal track of life as soon as possible, and come up with a new outline as soon as possible...Saphilot’s canned food is also coming soon Finished.
After Arnold was pulled out of the kitchen by Shi Pei, he quietly found a corner where he could not compete with the world and squatted. He was very caring and did not leave Shi Pei's sight.As long as Shi Pei's eyes have the slightest intention to lean towards him, he will raise his head and look at him earnestly.
In order to break this strange atmosphere, Shi Pei dug out the remote control of the TV from a pile of sofa backs, and said, "Watching TV?"
Arnold immediately agreed happily, and briskly moved to the front of the TV, and Shi Pei started to tune the channel.Arnold's head was in the center of the TV, but Shi Pei didn't ask him to move to the side.
The last time he watched TV was during the Spring Festival Gala.As soon as the TV was turned on, it was the military channel, Shi Pei's eyelids twitched, and he instinctively changed the channel.
He took a sneak peek at Arnold, who was almost lying on the TV, and stretched out two small tentacles to press on the screen, looking very curious.
Technology channel... no, boxing championship match?no.The movie channel was releasing venom, Shi Pei changed the channel expressionlessly.
Finally, I turned around and saw a station broadcasting Beauty Kitchen, Shi Pei put down the remote control, thinking that if this monster learns how to cook, there should be no threat. .
So Shi Pei sat on the sofa with a computer on his lap, staring at his old outline in a daze.
His university major has nothing to do with writing, but he read the novels of Lovecraft, the father of Cthulhu, on a certain occasion in his freshman year. He was attracted by this bizarre setting, and began to write similar themes on a whim. arts.
At that time, Cthulhu was still a niche topic in China. Shi Pei was lucky to sign a contract with the website, and the habit of writing has continued until now.
But he only made a good start. After the first work was finished, he gained a certain number of readers because of the novel theme. As time went on, more and more powerful authors discovered this very malleable theme, combined with their own The writing ideas that have been developed to attract readers, many online articles on Cthulhu theme have gained popularity, and this niche circle has begun to enter the public eye.
The promotion of the Cthulhu theme is not a bad thing for Shi Pei, who specializes in this theme, but his style has a shortcoming, which is also a point that his editor repeatedly hits-too cold, too biased, and individualistic.Commonly known as radio waves, people who can get it will like it very much, but it is difficult for most people to be interested.
Shi Pei does not have any self-insistence in writing, he also has to eat, how to attract more readers is the proposition of every full-time writer in his life.
Arnold is obsessed with TV. Shi Pei originally wanted to monitor him. He looked at his back with his chin resting on his cheeks. Suddenly something caught in his mind, and he pressed the delete button for a long time to delete all the old outlines he had written for a week. .
During dinner, Shi Pei brought Arnold two more cans of cats, and Arnold waited expectantly for him to open the cans, which were stickier than Safilot.As a result, Shi Pei cut his own hand before opening the can.
Shi Pei hissed, the wound was not deep, just a shallow gash, Arnold was already holding his face and turning around in panic, "It hurts! Hurry up... stop the bleeding!"
It's hard to tell if it's the bloodsickness or the pity for Shi Pei.
Shi Pei searched the medicine cabinet at home and found no band-aid, so he had no choice but to wash it with water.Safilot didn't know why, so he walked around his legs asking for the can, Shi Pei turned to pick up the can opener, but Arnold had already pushed a can with smooth edges to Safilot's feet.
Safilot didn't eat the cans opened by the enemy. It meowed for a while, looked at the cans and then at Arnold. It couldn't hold on for 5 seconds, and lowered its head and began to lick the cans.
Shi Pei was wondering how he opened the can, when he saw one of Arnold's tentacles stand up, and the end turned into a thin and sharp blade. With a slight twist, he opened the can like scratching a piece of paper.
Now it was Shi Pei's turn to explode.
He watched Arnold happily digging out the can with a spoon to eat, and the slack when he was watching TV just now faded completely—even though he knew that the alien had amazing power, if he was not careful, he would be caught by him. The harmless performance of humans and animals is covered up.
If Arnold really took his life, Shi Pei would be powerless to fight back.
It's really too dangerous to leave this thing at home... Shi Pei rubbed his roots with some headaches, and endured it for another night.
Just one night.
Safilot was about to fight with Arnold after eating, Shi Pei isolated it in the study, decided not to sleep tonight, just guarded the alien, and sent him away non-stop at dawn.
He ordered coffee takeaway, sat on the sofa seriously, holding the controller in his hand, and a stack of game cards next to him, all of which he bought and had no time to play.
He, the king of the night!Keep your sanity up tonight with the most thrilling and scary game ever, watch out for alien aliens, and welcome the sun up.
1:[-].
Arnold lay tremblingly on Shi Pei's shoulders, "Don't take that elevator... that female ghost was hanged in the elevator... woo woo woo, why don't we change the game..."
Shi Pei almost broke the controller, he stared at the dark screen, gritted his teeth and said, "I know...you can only follow the storyline by taking the elevator!"
He was already suffering from severe paranoia. The sound effects of the horror game made Arnold shrink behind Shi Pei's back in shock. Shi Pei didn't have much courage. The more afraid.A game with an average level of horror was played by these two with a 5D effect.
In the most difficult chasing battle, the two cried for their father and mother, Shi Pei did not keep up with the operation, and Arnold did not dare to open his eyes. In the end, Arnold closed his eyes and held the handle, and Shi Pei dragged him from the bed to increase his sense of security. Quilt, trembling command Arnold clearance.
2:[-].
Shi Pei didn't need to touch the handle at all. Although both of them were afraid, Arnold operated flexibly and Shi Pei commanded accurately. The two cowards were invincible and fought all the way to the end.Arnold closed his eyes the whole time, but suddenly there was no sound from Shi Pei, he tried his best to avoid the TV screen and opened his eyes to look at Shi Pei next to him.
The king of the night has fallen unconscious.
The screen was still screaming, and Arnold turned off the game under great psychological pressure.
Shi Pei hugged a sofa pillow in his arms, his brows were furrowed, Arnold stayed silent for a while, and then moved closer to look at this human being.
This human looks good when he is asleep. His expression is relaxed, and his eyelashes are very long. Although in Arnold's cognition, he still doesn't know that long eyelashes are also one of the criteria for human good-looking.
He just thinks that Shi Pei is very pleasing to the eye and very attractive. He is very defensive towards himself, like Safilot with fried hair, but in the blink of an eye he is attracted by other things, which makes Arnold feel that he is very lively and very attractive. cute.
In the beautiful kitchen that I saw at night, the female guests always praised "cute" for every small snack tirelessly. Arnold judged that this word is used to describe love and closeness.
He doesn't hate Shi Pei, if he doesn't hate it, he likes it. Human beings will be very happy when they feel "like".Arnold was glad he had absorbed this human emotion so quickly.
He stretched out his long tentacles and shook the quilt piled aside to cover Shi Pei's body, and carefully dragged his head, and stuffed a backrest under his head.
the next morning.
Shi Pei opened his eyes on the sofa.
His head hurts, and he didn't understand why he was sleeping on the sofa for a while.The gamepad and cassette had been neatly put back in place, which made Shi Pei think for a while before remembering that he played games all night.
Arnold had disappeared.
Oops!Arnold!
Shi Pei stood up abruptly, and heard a slight commotion from the kitchen.
Do you like the kitchen that much... Shi Pei walked towards the kitchen helplessly, he closed his eyes and rubbed his sleepy hair, leaning lazily by the door, saying
"I told you not to toss..."
He opened his eyes and saw a tall figure standing in front of the dining table, which was already covered with dishes. The man was putting a dish on the table, and raised his head upon hearing the sound.
He was wearing a white and crisp Western-style chef uniform, and a black half-length apron. The sleeves were half-rolled to reveal his strong forearms. He was tall, with broad shoulders and a slender waist. He has golden hair and blue pupils, reminiscent of the waters of Lake Baikal.
Shi Pei was wearing bear pajamas, with a hair sticking out on the back of his head, looking shocked at this strange handsome man who fell from the sky in his kitchen.
His brain seemed to be stuck, a pointer was swinging wildly between "who is he" and "he is so beautiful", Shi Pei's rationality made him try his best to stop the pointer on the question, his animal instinct But he woke up forcefully, which made him open his mouth, but he couldn't speak immediately.
A small gap in his brain was still complaining softly about his unsatisfactory body. Why was he more excited to see a handsome guy than the first time he saw an alien?
Then another voice answered the question No way, that's who he is.
Under the violent shock and inner struggle, Shi Pei's body reacted as follows
Ten seconds after seeing the handsome man, he asked, "Who are you? How did you get into my house...?"
Seeing the handsome man No. 11 seconds, he suddenly lowered his head and covered his nose, nosebleeds flowed out.
The author has something to say about beasts!
Arnold had finished washing the spoons a long time ago, and was struggling to clean the countertop, which had no oil stains, when he heard Shi Pei's voice, he turned his head.
Shi Pei's heart trembled, no matter how you look at this scene, it looks like a housewife's daily life... Then this thing is his wife!
As a writer who relies on code words for his living, Shi Pei has a strong association ability, because there is nothing to write without association.However, at this moment, he hated his disobedient mind very much.
"You...don't do it, take a break." Shi Pei said dryly.
...This time, it turned into a scene of a daughter-in-law showing hospitality for the first time and a mother-in-law who is in a bad mood.
Arnold was very obedient, he put down the rag, folded it squarely, and pressed his wet tentacles against the smooth and soft body a few times, absolutely not throwing out a single drop of excess water.
He maintained a low-brow and pleasing attitude, slightly bowed his body, rolling in like a well-behaved maid.
Arnold's current personality can be called soft and sticky, but Shi Pei always suspects that his superficial appearance may actually mean that there is something bad inside.He looked at Arnold in front of him, stopped him and didn't know what to ask him to do, he could only say, "...Please go ahead, I'll be back tomorrow."
Arnold looked at him with round eyes and nodded slightly.
Shi Pei had an indescribably strange feeling, why did this thing cry to its father and mother just now to keep it, but now it is so obedient?
... He has a problem, something is wrong with him.
But Shi Pei has done everything an ordinary person can do. His only shortcoming is that he has a bit of an occupational disease and his imagination is too rich. At this moment, the scene of being killed by an alien has already passed through three or four different scenarios in his mind. plan.
But it’s not a bad thing to be on guard. He’ll be gone tomorrow anyway. Shi Pei doesn’t want to think about anything now, he just wants to get back on the normal track of life as soon as possible, and come up with a new outline as soon as possible...Saphilot’s canned food is also coming soon Finished.
After Arnold was pulled out of the kitchen by Shi Pei, he quietly found a corner where he could not compete with the world and squatted. He was very caring and did not leave Shi Pei's sight.As long as Shi Pei's eyes have the slightest intention to lean towards him, he will raise his head and look at him earnestly.
In order to break this strange atmosphere, Shi Pei dug out the remote control of the TV from a pile of sofa backs, and said, "Watching TV?"
Arnold immediately agreed happily, and briskly moved to the front of the TV, and Shi Pei started to tune the channel.Arnold's head was in the center of the TV, but Shi Pei didn't ask him to move to the side.
The last time he watched TV was during the Spring Festival Gala.As soon as the TV was turned on, it was the military channel, Shi Pei's eyelids twitched, and he instinctively changed the channel.
He took a sneak peek at Arnold, who was almost lying on the TV, and stretched out two small tentacles to press on the screen, looking very curious.
Technology channel... no, boxing championship match?no.The movie channel was releasing venom, Shi Pei changed the channel expressionlessly.
Finally, I turned around and saw a station broadcasting Beauty Kitchen, Shi Pei put down the remote control, thinking that if this monster learns how to cook, there should be no threat. .
So Shi Pei sat on the sofa with a computer on his lap, staring at his old outline in a daze.
His university major has nothing to do with writing, but he read the novels of Lovecraft, the father of Cthulhu, on a certain occasion in his freshman year. He was attracted by this bizarre setting, and began to write similar themes on a whim. arts.
At that time, Cthulhu was still a niche topic in China. Shi Pei was lucky to sign a contract with the website, and the habit of writing has continued until now.
But he only made a good start. After the first work was finished, he gained a certain number of readers because of the novel theme. As time went on, more and more powerful authors discovered this very malleable theme, combined with their own The writing ideas that have been developed to attract readers, many online articles on Cthulhu theme have gained popularity, and this niche circle has begun to enter the public eye.
The promotion of the Cthulhu theme is not a bad thing for Shi Pei, who specializes in this theme, but his style has a shortcoming, which is also a point that his editor repeatedly hits-too cold, too biased, and individualistic.Commonly known as radio waves, people who can get it will like it very much, but it is difficult for most people to be interested.
Shi Pei does not have any self-insistence in writing, he also has to eat, how to attract more readers is the proposition of every full-time writer in his life.
Arnold is obsessed with TV. Shi Pei originally wanted to monitor him. He looked at his back with his chin resting on his cheeks. Suddenly something caught in his mind, and he pressed the delete button for a long time to delete all the old outlines he had written for a week. .
During dinner, Shi Pei brought Arnold two more cans of cats, and Arnold waited expectantly for him to open the cans, which were stickier than Safilot.As a result, Shi Pei cut his own hand before opening the can.
Shi Pei hissed, the wound was not deep, just a shallow gash, Arnold was already holding his face and turning around in panic, "It hurts! Hurry up... stop the bleeding!"
It's hard to tell if it's the bloodsickness or the pity for Shi Pei.
Shi Pei searched the medicine cabinet at home and found no band-aid, so he had no choice but to wash it with water.Safilot didn't know why, so he walked around his legs asking for the can, Shi Pei turned to pick up the can opener, but Arnold had already pushed a can with smooth edges to Safilot's feet.
Safilot didn't eat the cans opened by the enemy. It meowed for a while, looked at the cans and then at Arnold. It couldn't hold on for 5 seconds, and lowered its head and began to lick the cans.
Shi Pei was wondering how he opened the can, when he saw one of Arnold's tentacles stand up, and the end turned into a thin and sharp blade. With a slight twist, he opened the can like scratching a piece of paper.
Now it was Shi Pei's turn to explode.
He watched Arnold happily digging out the can with a spoon to eat, and the slack when he was watching TV just now faded completely—even though he knew that the alien had amazing power, if he was not careful, he would be caught by him. The harmless performance of humans and animals is covered up.
If Arnold really took his life, Shi Pei would be powerless to fight back.
It's really too dangerous to leave this thing at home... Shi Pei rubbed his roots with some headaches, and endured it for another night.
Just one night.
Safilot was about to fight with Arnold after eating, Shi Pei isolated it in the study, decided not to sleep tonight, just guarded the alien, and sent him away non-stop at dawn.
He ordered coffee takeaway, sat on the sofa seriously, holding the controller in his hand, and a stack of game cards next to him, all of which he bought and had no time to play.
He, the king of the night!Keep your sanity up tonight with the most thrilling and scary game ever, watch out for alien aliens, and welcome the sun up.
1:[-].
Arnold lay tremblingly on Shi Pei's shoulders, "Don't take that elevator... that female ghost was hanged in the elevator... woo woo woo, why don't we change the game..."
Shi Pei almost broke the controller, he stared at the dark screen, gritted his teeth and said, "I know...you can only follow the storyline by taking the elevator!"
He was already suffering from severe paranoia. The sound effects of the horror game made Arnold shrink behind Shi Pei's back in shock. Shi Pei didn't have much courage. The more afraid.A game with an average level of horror was played by these two with a 5D effect.
In the most difficult chasing battle, the two cried for their father and mother, Shi Pei did not keep up with the operation, and Arnold did not dare to open his eyes. In the end, Arnold closed his eyes and held the handle, and Shi Pei dragged him from the bed to increase his sense of security. Quilt, trembling command Arnold clearance.
2:[-].
Shi Pei didn't need to touch the handle at all. Although both of them were afraid, Arnold operated flexibly and Shi Pei commanded accurately. The two cowards were invincible and fought all the way to the end.Arnold closed his eyes the whole time, but suddenly there was no sound from Shi Pei, he tried his best to avoid the TV screen and opened his eyes to look at Shi Pei next to him.
The king of the night has fallen unconscious.
The screen was still screaming, and Arnold turned off the game under great psychological pressure.
Shi Pei hugged a sofa pillow in his arms, his brows were furrowed, Arnold stayed silent for a while, and then moved closer to look at this human being.
This human looks good when he is asleep. His expression is relaxed, and his eyelashes are very long. Although in Arnold's cognition, he still doesn't know that long eyelashes are also one of the criteria for human good-looking.
He just thinks that Shi Pei is very pleasing to the eye and very attractive. He is very defensive towards himself, like Safilot with fried hair, but in the blink of an eye he is attracted by other things, which makes Arnold feel that he is very lively and very attractive. cute.
In the beautiful kitchen that I saw at night, the female guests always praised "cute" for every small snack tirelessly. Arnold judged that this word is used to describe love and closeness.
He doesn't hate Shi Pei, if he doesn't hate it, he likes it. Human beings will be very happy when they feel "like".Arnold was glad he had absorbed this human emotion so quickly.
He stretched out his long tentacles and shook the quilt piled aside to cover Shi Pei's body, and carefully dragged his head, and stuffed a backrest under his head.
the next morning.
Shi Pei opened his eyes on the sofa.
His head hurts, and he didn't understand why he was sleeping on the sofa for a while.The gamepad and cassette had been neatly put back in place, which made Shi Pei think for a while before remembering that he played games all night.
Arnold had disappeared.
Oops!Arnold!
Shi Pei stood up abruptly, and heard a slight commotion from the kitchen.
Do you like the kitchen that much... Shi Pei walked towards the kitchen helplessly, he closed his eyes and rubbed his sleepy hair, leaning lazily by the door, saying
"I told you not to toss..."
He opened his eyes and saw a tall figure standing in front of the dining table, which was already covered with dishes. The man was putting a dish on the table, and raised his head upon hearing the sound.
He was wearing a white and crisp Western-style chef uniform, and a black half-length apron. The sleeves were half-rolled to reveal his strong forearms. He was tall, with broad shoulders and a slender waist. He has golden hair and blue pupils, reminiscent of the waters of Lake Baikal.
Shi Pei was wearing bear pajamas, with a hair sticking out on the back of his head, looking shocked at this strange handsome man who fell from the sky in his kitchen.
His brain seemed to be stuck, a pointer was swinging wildly between "who is he" and "he is so beautiful", Shi Pei's rationality made him try his best to stop the pointer on the question, his animal instinct But he woke up forcefully, which made him open his mouth, but he couldn't speak immediately.
A small gap in his brain was still complaining softly about his unsatisfactory body. Why was he more excited to see a handsome guy than the first time he saw an alien?
Then another voice answered the question No way, that's who he is.
Under the violent shock and inner struggle, Shi Pei's body reacted as follows
Ten seconds after seeing the handsome man, he asked, "Who are you? How did you get into my house...?"
Seeing the handsome man No. 11 seconds, he suddenly lowered his head and covered his nose, nosebleeds flowed out.
The author has something to say about beasts!
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