What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

After eating the cake, Xia Shangzhou returned to the room contentedly.

Gou Sheng, who was left at home by a cat alone, seemed to be still sulking. Seeing him come back, he twisted his butt, not even shaking him, and pointed his fluffy little butt at him.

Xia Shangzhou was a little bit dumbfounded, but thinking about how he was fierce against Gousheng before, he was a little soft-hearted, so he went up to coax Gousheng with a good voice, and Gousheng showed the arrogant nature of the cat to the fullest at this time, and Baozi flicked his face , twisted his buttocks, and aimed at Xia Shangzhou again with his fluffy little buttocks, looking glamorous and noble.

Xia Shangzhou coaxed him for a long time, but Gou Sheng still looked arrogant and indifferent. Xia Shangzhou was a little helpless, but at this moment, he suddenly had an idea, and then he laughed and ran to get a bag of small fish Do it.

Gousheng was obviously very familiar with the sound of Xia Shangzhou opening the packing bag. Xia Shangzhou just opened the packing bag without saying a word, and saw Gousheng's two triangular furry little ears moving slightly, but it was still arrogant. She was coquettish, but didn't turn her face away.

Xia Shangzhou continued to open the packing bag, then took out a small dried fish from it, and deliberately approached Gousheng, and then Xia Shangzhou saw Gousheng's little nose move twice, and the round cat pupils There seemed to be a little shaken emotion.

So Xia Shangzhou knew that his battle was about to succeed, and continued to seduce Gou Sheng with small dried fish. Sure enough, it didn't take long for Gou Sheng to be unable to resist the temptation of small dried fish, and decisively gave up his morals as a cat. Abandoning the glamorous and noble camouflage, he leaned in front of Xia Shangzhou, meowed a few times softly, and lowered his head to lick the small dried fish in Xia Shangzhou's palm.

snort!I just know that it's shameless to be cute!

Xia Shangzhou snorted in his heart, but when he saw Gousheng finished eating the small dried fish, he took out another one and put it in the palm of his hand. Gousheng lowered his head and licked Xia Shangzhou with his small tongue. Shang Zhou's palms were itchy.

Xia Shangzhou chuckled, took out his phone, clicked it and took a photo of Gou Sheng.

After thinking for a while, he climbed onto the weibo of cv banana boat, which he hadn't been on for a long time, and uploaded the photo with the text—hehe~ My dog ​​leftover is the cutest~ ps: My cat is called dog leftover~ Post After finishing Weibo, Xia Shangzhou looked at the number of fans and was scared to pee again. He had opened the plus-v Weibo account for several years, but there were only a few fans, and most of them were zombie fans, but this small account Weibo, which has only been opened for a few days, already has hundreds of fans, and it was before he had posted a few Weibo posts, and the drama "Meeting the Devil" hadn't officially come out yet.

He only interacted with Chun and Shuihan once, and he has gained so many fans. If "Meeting the Devil" comes out by then, will he become crazy?Xia Shangzhou imagined the scene where he would gain hundreds of followers every time he refreshed Weibo, and he was a little excited all of a sudden.

After posting Weibo, Xia Changzhou went to check Weibo again. Chun He Shuihan's latest Weibo is still the Weibo that interacted with him. The comments below have been maxed out, and a quarter of the people Asking who Banana Boat is, a quarter of people are teaching another quarter who Banana Boat is, and a quarter of people are screaming that a new cp has appeared, and the remaining quarter Then he was making sarcastic remarks and all kinds of ridicule.

The more Xia Shangzhou looked down at those comments, the more amazing he felt. He was not angry at all because others ridiculed him as a little transparent person who had never even heard of his name. On the contrary, he was a little inexplicably happy. Tell him that one day in the future he and his male god will be matched together, he will definitely feel that this is unscientific, but now, such an unscientific thing has really happened.

Xia Shangzhou chuckled, and continued to look down with a little excitement. Looking at those comments that were more sour than the next, his mood was as refreshing as drinking a glass of iced watermelon juice in the dog days.

Simply sour!

After scrolling through Weibo, Xia Shangzhou turned on the computer and started recording.

For the next whole day, Xia Shangzhou recorded for almost a whole day. I recorded a line over and over again, over and over again, and over and over again. I was always dissatisfied and started over again. , So he grabbed his hair and fell into a deep tangle, what tone should be used to pronounce this line?He changed several tones and read it again, but he always felt that something was wrong, inappropriate, wrong in feeling, wrong in emotion, and it really made him scratch his head and his lungs.

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but think of the scene with other people on YY before. To be honest, before officially grading the drama, he always thought that it was a very simple matter to act in a radio drama. It's over as soon as the lines are said, but now that I think about it, that's not the case at all. The previous him was really broken.

Xia Shangzhou scratched his hair in front of the computer for a long time, but he still couldn't find the right mood, so he simply gave up on himself, and opened the collection of Chun He Shui Han's radio dramas to relive.Whenever Xia Shangzhou was in a depressed mood or when something went wrong, he would go to rewatch the radio dramas about Chunhe Shuihan. He had replayed many classic radio dramas more than ten times. Almost all the lines of Chun and Shuihan have been memorized.

In fact, the reason why he fell in love with Chun and Shuihan in the first place was probably because of some psychological comfort.At that time, Xia Shangzhou’s novels serialized on the Internet had poor grades, and the income was also very poor. Although these incomes were not necessary for Xia Shangzhou, he did not write novels on the Internet to make money, but he wrote them through hard work. Few people read novels, Xia Shangzhou said he was not depressed. Xia Shangzhou, who came out with a diamond heart, was instantly disheartened by the blow. The glass heart shattered all over the ground, and he couldn't pick it up. He almost wanted to ruin the novel on the spot.

When Xia Shangzhou was so disheartened, he accidentally heard a song at this time, a song sung by Chun He Shui Han. The lyrics and melody of that song were very warm. With Shuihan's soft and gentle voice, Xia Shangzhou felt healed immediately, as if when he was facing a cold winter in his heart, a ray of sunshine suddenly came in through the severe cold, like soft sunshine, like a warm spring breeze , Like melting spring water, Xia Shangzhou felt like a drowning person encountering driftwood, and instantly sank into this person's voice.

Before that, Xia Shangzhou never knew that he was originally a voice controller, he never knew that one day he would fall in love with someone's voice, he never knew that one day he would fall in love with someone because of a voice, And that person was a man.

On that day, Xia Shangzhou spent almost the whole day repeating the song that Chun and Shuihan sang, and then he ran to find other songs by Chun and Shuihan to listen to, whether it was original or cover, he listened to all of them. After listening to the song, he started to listen to the radio dramas of Chun and Shuihan again, and listened to all the radio dramas of Chun and Shuihan. Since then, he has officially regarded Chun and Shuihan as his heart in the male god.

In fact, it is strange to say that although the lyrics and melody of that song are very warm, there are as many people who cover it as there are as many hairs on the thighs of the gods. After that, Xia Shangzhou also went to find someone else to cover the song I listened to the song, but I couldn't find the feeling like being poked by the voice of Chun He Shuihan. Even if the vocal lines of those cover songs were warm and healing, they couldn't poke Xia Shangzhou.And although Chun He Shui Han's voice was very soft and warm when he sang that song, most of the other songs he sang were not in that style, but Xia Shangzhou was overwhelmed by the warmth in Chun He Shui Han's song. Hit the softest part of my heart.

Maybe it's because Xia Shangzhou was at his most vulnerable when he was listening to the song Chunhe Shuihan...

Maybe it's because after listening to the song of Chunhe Shuihan, Xia Shangzhou has preconceived ideas and can't listen to other people's songs anymore...

Maybe it's because when Xia Shangzhou needed warmth the most, Chunhe Shuihan gave him sunshine.

After rewatching several radio dramas of male gods, Xia Shangzhou felt that his body and mind were healed, so he cheered up again, adjusted his emotional state, and devoted himself to recording again.

Perhaps it was because of the buff blessing of the male god this time, Xia Shangzhou was in a full state this time, and he quickly recorded a scene of lines, and he was quite satisfied with the effect. Finally passed a threshold, Xia Shangzhou's mood Great, taking advantage of the good condition, recorded another scene of lines.

It wasn't until Tang Song knocked on the door and called him to have dinner that Xia Shangzhou left the room full of enthusiasm.

During the meal, Tang Song told Xia Shangzhou that he had already made an appointment for Xia Shangzhou, and asked him to go directly to the master next month.

Xia Shangzhou nodded while eating, and after nodding, he suddenly remembered something, so he asked Tang Song curiously: "By the way, you went to the master today to ask about marriage, how did it go?"

Tang Songzheng extended his chopsticks to pick up vegetables, but when he heard this, his movements froze, and the chopsticks froze in mid-air.

Xia Shangzhou looked at Tang Song suspiciously, he felt that Tang Song's expression seemed a little strange.

So Xia Shangzhou was even more confused, and asked more curiously: "What did he say? Do you think that master is not effective? Is it reliable?" In fact, he did not have much confidence in that master, after all Even if there really is a master with a special spirit, how can he be met so casually?Of course, the most important thing is that Xia Shangzhou has learned materialism and science for so many years, and if he wants him to believe in those gods and monsters, he really can't change his mind for a while, even if something has happened around him. A thing that science simply cannot explain.

Tang Song's expression was a bit inexplicable. He lowered his head and took a bite of the food. After a long while, under Xia Shangzhou's questioning, he said slowly: "The master is counting on the future. How can I know whether he is working or not? ? I’m afraid I won’t know until the day I enter the coffin.”

Xia Shangzhou was at a loss: "What is going into the coffin? Didn't you go to the master to figure out when you can find a girlfriend to marry and have children? At most, it will be a matter of these few years, even if you can't get married until you are 40 or [-] years old." , that is, more than ten years, is it necessary to go to the day of entering the coffin?"

Tang Song shook his head, looked down at the rice in the bowl, and after a while, he said: "The result that the master calculated for me is... I am destined to have no children."

"Ah? There is no son in fate? Could it be a daughter?" Xia Shangzhou couldn't figure out why Tang Song had a sombre face, "What's wrong with having a daughter? Don't you still have patriarchy? Haven't you read the propaganda?" , it is the same for boys and girls, and daughters are also passed on to future generations, if you want to get rich, you have to have fewer children and grow more trees!"

Tang Song was speechless: "..."

Qin Han, who was quiet and silent all this time, raised his head and interrupted leisurely: "This 'zi' should refer to Zixi's son, that is to say, the fortune teller said that he was destined to have neither son nor daughter. .”

"Damn! Didn't he curse you for infertility!" Xia Shangzhou was taken aback for a moment before he realized it, but how can there be such a master?Don’t those masters only talk about the good and not the bad, such as what is born rich, although the previous life was bumpy, but you have to meet a noble person and become rich from now on... What’s the matter with talking about other people’s infertility?Is this trying to smash your own job?

Just after complaining, Xia Shangzhou suddenly remembered one thing - Tang Song likes men.

If the Tang and Song Dynasties were not with a woman, did not marry a woman, but were with a man, then of course they could not have children, how could two men have children?Could it be that the master was really a fortune teller, and figured out that Tang and Song were gay and liked men?

Xia Shangzhou felt that his heart was shocked, and at the same time felt a little guilty, although he didn't know why he felt guilty.

Tang Song didn't speak, Xia Shangzhou didn't know what Tang Song was thinking, but he lived with Tang Song for so long, he probably could guess what Tang Song was thinking at this time.Tang Song was very clear about his own sexuality from the very beginning, and he was also very faithful to his own sexuality, so he never took the initiative to approach girls, even if his face had such capital, when Tang Song first moved in , a girl who was obviously interested in him came to him for various reasons, but Tang Song always treated him as an ordinary classmate and kept a very distant distance from that girl. Facing the difficulties, he retreated.

Although Tang Song never told Xia Shangzhou about his plans for the future, Xia Shangzhou knew very well what kind of person Tang Song was, and he knew that it was impossible for Tang Song to marry a woman when he clearly liked men. , because that kind of fraudulent marriage will not only harm one woman, but also harm several families in a row. Even now Tang Song is under the pressure of his mother to find some master to calculate marriage, but fortune-telling is just what Tang Song's mother looks for. It's just a false psychological comfort, and it's not really forcing Tang and Song to find a woman for a blind date now.

But Tang and Song's mother will not force Tang and Song to go on a blind date now, maybe in the future, Tang and Song may have to show their cards at that time, and I don't know what kind of pressure Tang and Song will face at that time... Xia Shangzhou is like this Thinking about it, I felt sorry for Tang Song in my heart, and then I couldn't help but stretch out my chopsticks to pick up a few vegetables for Tang Song.

Tang Song raised his head and glanced at Xia Shangzhou, Xia Shangzhou immediately showed a fatherly and loving smile.

Tang Song: "..."

He lowered his head and continued to eat in silence.

Looking at the lonely figure of Tang Song sitting alone on the other side of the table, Xia Shangzhou couldn't help stretching out his chopsticks again to pick up some vegetables for Tang Song.

Just after he finished serving Tang and Song's dishes, Qin Han's voice suddenly sounded from the side: "Why do you only serve Tang and Song and not me?"

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback when he heard the words, and turned his head to look, only to see Qin Han looking at him with a lonely expression on his face. I don't know if it was his illusion, but he seemed a little wronged.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Long live!His male god is so cold and cold, he can act like a baby!

... Can this world be better? !

So Xia Shangzhou picked up a chopstick of mutton with trembling hands, and put it into Qin Han's bowl with trepidation.

Qin Han looked at the meat that Xia Shangzhou put in his bowl, suddenly raised his eyebrows, and laughed lightly.

Xia Shangzhou was stunned for a moment, and when he was about to take a screenshot of this scene with his eyes and cherish it for later recollection, Qin Han suddenly picked up a chopstick of mutton and put it in Xia Shangzhou's bowl.

The male god brought food for him!

Before Xia Shangzhou could get excited, he heard Qin Han chuckle and say in a low voice: "I know what you mean... Eat more mutton, nourish the kidneys, and strengthen the yang."

...Wait, he knows what the latter sentence means by eating more mutton to invigorate the kidney and strengthen the yang.

But what does the previous sentence I know what you mean mean?He obviously didn't mean anything!What did Qin Han see in his dullness? !He really wanted to know what Qin Han meant!