What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

I don't know if it's really because of the mutton aphrodisiac, Xia Shangzhou had a dream for several days that he had to wash his underwear every morning, and the content of the dream was so lively and fragrant.

When Xia Shangzhou woke up again and found that his underwear was sticky, he felt bad again.

Turning his head to look at Qin Han, who was sleeping peacefully, Xia Shangzhou ground his teeth silently for a long time. He still remembered some of the content of yesterday's dream. As for the specific content... cough cough, anyway Pornography, of course, is normal for a young man to dream about pornography.

...but it would seem a little out of the ordinary if the other main character in the little porn movie he was dreaming about was also a man.

Xia Shangzhou skillfully and quietly put down Qin Han's hands around his waist, skillfully crawled out of Qin Han's arms, skillfully lifted the quilt, and skillfully...was discovered by Qin Han.

"...Morning." Qin Han opened his eyes and said softly to Xia Shangzhou with a low smile.

In fact, Xia Shangzhou didn't know why, every morning after he woke up, Qin Han would wake up too, obviously he had already taken his movements very lightly, even the leftover dog lying on the pillow at one side couldn't sleep. He didn't wake him up, but Qin Han would wake up because of his slight movement, he was as quick-witted as a dog smelling meaty bones.

... Is this called a tacit understanding?

After Xia Shangzhou replied calmly for an early morning, he straightened his waist and walked towards the bathroom in a generous and natural posture as much as possible. After finally reaching the bathroom, he immediately closed the door, and then took off his wet panties with a sad face .

I have to change my underwear every morning when I wake up, this kind of life is simply unbearable!

Xia Shangzhou was lying on the sink washing his underwear with a sad face. He washed his underwear, and when he looked up, he found himself in the mirror, with a slight smile on his mouth... Who the hell is this person in the mirror!why is he laughing !Xia Shangzhou quickly pursed his lips, trying to make himself look serious, but the smile on the mouth of the man in the mirror got bigger and bigger, and even smiled a little silly in the end.

Xia Shangzhou stared at himself in the mirror for a while, but suddenly realized that something was wrong, he pulled down his collar, looked towards the mirror, and sure enough, there was another light red mark under the collar , In fact, every morning when he wakes up these days, he will find light red marks on some hidden places on his body. At first, he was a little puzzled, shouldn't there be mosquitoes in this season?

Until one day Tang Song looked at his neck and showed an ambiguous smile, which made Xia Shangzhou feel strange all over. Later, he went back and checked the Internet, only to find that light red mark... It seemed a bit like the legendary hickey.

Of course, this was Xia Shangzhou's frightened conclusion after looking at the pictures on his phone and in the mirror for a long time.

Xia Shangzhou sleeps with Qin Han every night. If those light red marks are really hickeys, then it is self-evident who the person who left these light red marks is. Could it be that Tang Song sleepwalked into his room in the middle of the night and grabbed his neck and tweeted twice?Of course Xia Shangzhou didn't believe it.

If Qin Han didn't have the habit of grabbing other people's necks and chirping while sleepwalking in the middle of the night, then Qin Han...

Xia Shangzhou touched the light red mark on his neck, and his earlobe was a little red.

After washing up, Xia Shangzhou skillfully took the wet panties and sneaked to the balcony to dry them.

Tang Song was cooking breakfast in the kitchen. Xia Shangzhou smelled the aroma and couldn't help sniffling and walked into the kitchen. Looking at Tang Song's pot of Yangchun noodles that looked very delicious, Xia Shangzhou was Wanting to say something about how virtuous and virtuous he is, Tang Song said without raising his head, "Did you have a dream again last night?"

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Wait, what does it mean to have a spring dream?

... No, what does "again" mean?

Xia Shangzhou turned pale with shock: "How do you know?!"

Tang Song said without raising his head: "I didn't know it before, but now I know it."

Xia Shangzhou: "...you lied to me! qaq" He was so frightened that he thought Tang Song had really mastered some special skill to spy on other people's dreams!It made him feel guilty.

Tang Song finally raised his head, took a look at Xia Shangzhou, and said coolly: "You are still cheating with your IQ? Look at the row of underwear outside to dry. You said you have to wash your underwear every day. What's up?"

Xia Shangzhou glanced guiltily at the balcony, and saw a row of colorful underwear fluttering in the wind on the balcony, and counted exactly seven, while the white underwear he had just hung up to dry was still dripping down. It's water.

"Even you can see it," Xia Shangzhou said guiltily, "then he must have seen it too."

"...Wait, what do you mean even I can see it?" Tang Song raised his eyebrows.

Xia Shangzhou silently matched his fingers in his heart, and then suddenly remembered something: "By the way, today is Yuan Mingqing's birthday, right?" Not bad, and he himself is the No. [-] master. Recently, several CVs he has followed have sent Weibo in advance to wish Yuan Mingqing a happy birthday. Fans in the forum have turned over a dozen birthday buildings for Yuan Mingqing. It's too late, it's hard for Xia Shangzhou to pretend not to know.

What's more, in order to increase the publicity of "Meeting the Devil", the crew will also invite some people from the crew to be the guests of Yuan Mingqing's birthday song party, and Chun and Shuihan will naturally be invited List.Xia Shangzhou has been pinching his fingers to figure out when Yuan Mingqing's birthday will arrive since Chunhe Shuihan posted on Weibo that he would attend Yuan Mingqing's birthday party. liquor.

It's just that the reason why Xia Shangzhou brought up this matter with Tang Song was, of course, because Tang Song had told him before that he planned to announce his retirement on this day.

Tang Song's eyelashes trembled, and he lowered his head and stared at the noodles in the pot for a long time, until Xia Shangzhou was afraid that he would burn the noodles and was about to remind him timidly, Tang Song suddenly said: "...it is Ah, today is his birthday." His expression was so light that Xia Shangzhou couldn't figure out what he was thinking at this moment, but Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to ask, after all, the matter between Tang Song and Yuan Mingqing He is still a little confused now.

Xia Shangzhou originally wanted to ask Tang Song if he had prepared a draft and was ready to say something, but seeing Tang Song's expression, he didn't dare to ask any more. Even though he was really curious that he was about to fly, he was still stiff I suppressed my curiosity back.

After breakfast, Xia Shangzhou continued to go back to the room to record. Since he adjusted his state a few days ago, he has made rapid progress in the past few days. As soon as he switched to the work mode, the picture book that would become very serious rarely praised him a few times, which made Xia Shangzhou smirk at the screen for a long time.

After recording for about half a day, someone suddenly came to him, and the little penguin in the lower right corner of the screen made a beeping sound. Xia Shangzhou had to get out of his emotions, and poked open the chat window——

Album: Small boat~Aren't you~

Banana Boat: Yes, what's the matter?

Album: Today is Er Yue Qing's birthday, can you make it?

Banana Boat: Of course!

Album: He has a birthday party tonight, will you go?

Banana Boat: Go, my male god will go too, of course I will too, where the male god is, I will be there!

Album: Hahahaha, I know you're going, but what I mean is to let you go to the mic to present a song to sell yourself or something, not to let you be an audience below. Banana Boat: ... huh? ! Σ(っ°Д°;) っ Album: Oh, it’s selling your voice, not your body. I made a typo, and it’s all because my input method is too evil. Banana Boat: You must have done it on purpose!

Album: I did it on purpose, if you have the ability, you crawl along the network cable and bite me~ Banana Boat: Σ(°△°|||) Yes, but I don’t know how to sing, I really don’t know how to sing!At most, I can only stay out of tune!

Album: Tsk tsk, not being out of tune is already a skill that many people dream of. Well, have you ever heard Pudding Ding sing?

Banana Boat: Uh, I haven't heard of it, but I've heard a little bit about it...

According to the gossip on the forum, there are rumors in the rivers and lakes that although milk pudding has a small voice and is cute, but when he sings, the tune can be out of tune and run to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, the kind that ten horses can’t pull back. Possessing a special ability to sing one song completely into another song, it stands to reason that such a tone-deficient person should have self-knowledge and keep his voice open.But he himself still likes to sing when he is a birthday guest for others, and he is very excited when he sings. If the host did not chase him away, maybe he could turn other people's birthday songs into his own global tour concert Special session.

Therefore, every time many milk pudding blacks in the market blackmail him, they will use the fact that he is tone deaf and has no self-knowledge.

Album: Don’t worry, when the time comes, you will be placed behind Pudding Ding. As long as you sing at a normal level, you will definitely be able to blow him up. He couldn't hear it, and what I said was the truth hahahaha, don't you know that the first time I heard him sing, I thought I was blind!

Banana Boat: Cough cough, if this is the case, well, then what song should I sing?

Album: Because it was arranged for you temporarily, you don't have time to prepare. Do you usually have any good songs?

Banana Split: Uh, two butterflies?

Album: ...Can you be a little more foreign?

Banana Split: Uh, the English version of Two Butterflies?

Album: == You win

All in all, it was a happy decision.

Around seven o'clock in the evening, Er Yueqing's birthday song party was about to start.

Xia Shangzhou knew that "Chun He Shui Han" appeared earlier as guests, so Qin Han went back to the room alone after dinner. He planned to reveal the truth so soon, so Xia Shangzhou also returned to his room, and secretly logged into Er Yueqing's yy channel.

As soon as he entered, Xia Shangzhou was scared to pee by the displayed number of online users. Er Yueqing's birthday song party has not officially started yet, and the number of online users has reached several thousand. After feeling a lot of emotion, Xia Shangzhou hung up Looking at yy, while peeking at the screen.

The group was discussing about Er Yueqing's birthday song party, when suddenly Milk Pudding interjected——

Milk Pudding: It's cold now, everyone should keep warm!

Album: I didn’t expect Pudding Ding to be so caring and virtuous. It’s everyone’s little padded jacket. Milk Pudding: I don’t know if it’s because the weather is too cold and I caught a cold. I sneezed several times in the afternoon...

Lotus Seed Soup: Oh?

Lotus seed soup: But sneezing is not necessarily because of a cold, it may also be because someone is talking bad about you Milk Pudding: qaq I am so kind, why do people say bad things about me!

Album: ...

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Help, he felt as if he had accidentally acquired some incredible skill.