undercover dad

B city, O clothing brand park, the fourth floor of the designer building, the central meeting room.

The high-level executives of various departments who just finished the 2019 spring and summer order meeting met again to discuss the final order style and production quantity.

There is no rain outside the window, the sun is bright and summer is bright, but the indoor atmosphere is still not harmonious.

"Guo Sheng, our group B has been cut off for three consecutive seasons. This time it is even more extreme. We will cut off half of the SKUs in our group. After half a year of hard work, we finally produced less than 50 clothing items. How do you ask me to go back and explain to my subordinates!" Li Zihong, the leader of the designer team B, put his hands on the edge of the table, stretched his neck and argued hard.

The meeting was noisy from 08:30 in the morning to a little later in the afternoon. As the first defense contestant, her voice changed from a swan voice in the morning to a duck voice, and her fingers holding the edge of the table were a little cramp.

"You don't need to explain your tough life, you need to explain it to your subordinates, which shows that you, the team leader, are incompetent!" He Xiaonian leaned lazily in his chair, closed his eyes and said lightly.

"He Xiaonian! Don't bully people too much!" Li Zihong was furious, and with a "ow", the male duck's voice instantly upgraded to that of a choked male duck.

"Okay, okay, don't make noise for now!" COO Guo Sheng sitting in the middle of the conference table rubbed his temples and waved his hands weakly at the two of them.

"Sabrina, that's not what you said. Our sales department only looks at the data. When the orders are received, your group's orders are few and the data is still scattered. We want to dig out a few popular models and make them into a series, but we can't make it together. Blame us?" The head of the sales department, Adam, didn't even look at Li Zihong, cocked his orchid finger, stared carefully at the knife stab next to the nail of his left index finger, and frowned.

Li Zihong was besieged on all sides, and laughed angrily, "Data data, your sales department doesn't look at the market, you only look at the data, so what's the use of you, just a merchandising department can handle it!"

"Then you ask the merchandise department, they provided the data!" Adam immediately raised his orchid and pointed at the attendees of the merchandise department with a very enchanting smile.

The head of the commodity department has played with forms and systems for more than ten years, and has long been a grandfather in the company. He hates others to question his data. Hearing this, he snorted out of his nose.

Li Zihong didn't dare to offend all the departments, so she quickly explained: "I'm not questioning the data, I am, I am," her voice gradually dropped, the data didn't live up to expectations, and she also knew that she had lost nine times out of ten, but Still not reconciled, he put on a submissive gesture:

"Our whole team has really paid a lot for this season's series. It took more than a month for the market research alone. Cutting half of it off like this is a big blow to the whole team. Can you cut a few less If you don’t pay, add another [-] SKUs to us, or, fifteen, add fifteen more!”

Guo Sheng was so noisy this morning that his brain ached, and when he heard that Li Zihong was willing to give in, he was very happy, thinking that this was also a solution, cleared his throat, got up and prepared to make a concluding statement.

Unexpectedly, the leader of Team A, He Xiaonian, didn't give any face, and then interrupted coldly, "Add 1.5 more SKUs, and the service ratio will exceed 1:[-]. At that time, should we expand the store or delete it?" What about the accessories? Will the deletion of accessories affect the sales budget? Then, should the planning department start a new round of budget?"

As soon as the budget is moved, all employees in all departments of the company from left to right and from top to bottom have to follow suit. When everyone hears that the budget is going to be redone, everyone is taking a nap, slipping away, watching the excitement, thinking about what to eat after the meeting , all of them stared round, staring at Guo Sheng covetously.

Half of Guo Sheng's life was almost spent in the just-concluded order meeting, and there was another round of budgeting, and the remaining half of his life would be accounted for. Hearing this, he sat down again with his raised butt go back.

He glanced around the crowd, except for Li Zihong, and calmly concluded: "Okay, that's it, let's place an order and schedule production according to the results of today's discussion!"

……

In the internal gossip group for employees, all the employees asked Assistant Guo Sheng about the battle situation:

Dorla, Merchandiser in Women's Wear: Linda, Linda, are you there?

Mr. Guo's assistant Linda: in

Dorla, a merchandiser in the women's clothing department: how is it going, how is the battle going, who wins and who loses?

Team B designer Kevin: Dorla, you are new here, do you need to ask, when did our boss win against Scofield?

Group B designer Lisa: Kevin, where the hell are you? How can you grow his grandpa's ambition so much and destroy your grandma's prestige! !

Team B designer Kevin: Oh, sorry, sorry, let me repeat, it was Scofield who was fighting against our boss, when did he lose!

Team B Designer Lisa: That's right, that's the right way to say it, huh?

Team B designer Lisa: Linda, is our boss losing ugly, normal ugly, or very ugly today?

Mr. Guo's Assistant Linda: It's extremely ugly!

Mr. Guo's assistant Linda: ==... Oh my god, it's time to fight!

Kelly from Personnel Department: Ahhhhhh, who is with whom? ? ?God, did Sabrina hit my man?My God, how could this bitch hit my male god, did my male god get hurt? ? ? Linda, Linda!Talk back!

Xiao Guo, QC for accessories production: There are pictures and the truth, Linda, please upload the photos! ! !

Liu Xin, QC of accessories production: What kind of photos are you uploading? Live broadcast directly! !

Doris, Marketing Department: Seconded!

Shirly from Finance Department: Seconded +1

Peggy, Finance Department: +10086

……

The group was full of excitement, all kinds of emoticons appeared one after another, and someone even contributed a red envelope excitedly.

Until Linda spoke again in the group.

Mr. Guo's assistant Linda: My dear, it's not your god Scofield, it's Sabrina and Adam who fought. So far, it seems that there are no casualties!

Kelly from the Personnel Department: Then what is my male god doing?Did he escape from the war zone, and would he be accidentally injured?

Linda, Mr. Guo's Assistant: No.Your god...he is sleeping.

……

He Xiaonian hadn't had a full night's sleep for almost a month. He was so sleepy that he wished he could lay down in a coffin and never get up again. A slender figure flew over, and before hitting him, he was pushed aside by a ball-like figure next to him.

His eyes were hazy, and he felt that the fat and thin people in front of him twisted together, twisting out multiple shadows, finally couldn't hold on, sat back in the chair, and fell asleep.

Until someone shakes him awake.

With a long red mark on his face, Adam spat at him bitterly: "You're really good, Scofield, I'll help you get ahead, you come here to sleep, who are you?"

After finishing speaking, he gave him a hand, "Let's go, are you here to watch that man swearing?"

He Xiaonian stood up from the chair reluctantly, and followed Adam out.

Li Zihong's cry came from behind, "He Xiaonian, don't be too arrogant, next time, next time I will definitely not lose to you!"

In a trance, He Xiaonian felt that he should turn around to encourage Li Zihong's courage, but he was so sleepy that he couldn't control himself when he turned around, and yawned at Li Zihong.

With a "wow", Li Zihong's sobs turned into wailing, "Guo Sheng, look at him, he is so annoying!!"

……

Adam followed He Xiaonian back to his office, and carelessly went to the beanbag sofa in his room, which perfectly blended with the soft sofa into a sphere.

He fiddled with the silver stud on his left ear with his orchid fingers, and a smug smile appeared on his face: "It's really relieved today, Sabrina, that stupid woman, she didn't live up to her expectations, and the things she designed are all rubbish. If they don't sell well, it's up to us." Sales head, let me tell you..."

He straightened up excitedly and turned his head to He Xiaonian, only to find that He Xiaonian had fallen asleep lying on the table.

"No, what's the matter with you?" He jumped up from the sofa and patted He Xiaonian's table, "Wake up, wake up! Wake up!"

It took He Xiaonian about 2 minutes to slowly part his eyelids. He stared at Adam on the opposite side in bewilderment, his voice hoarse: "Why are you still here?"

"My God," Adam looked He Xiaonian up and down in amazement, "I thought your yawning in sleep just now was a ploy to annoy that motherfucker, so you are really sleepy?"

"Big brother, no no, big sister, I really wouldn't bother to get angry with a woman, especially if she goes out without a brain, I'm really sleepy, can you let me sleep for a while?" He Xiaonian leaned on his pillow Arm yawned again.

Adam himself was also confused about his gender, so it didn't matter if others called him brother or sister. He thought for a while and asked, "Is it the little devil from your brother's family that made you sleep so badly?"

He Xiaonian hugged his head in pain, "It's not that I can't sleep well, it's that I can't sleep at all, I can't sleep!"

"Isn't he, is he so powerful? Your brother and sister-in-law are supposed to be dead too... It's been almost two months since he's gone, can't he slow down?"

He Xiaonian thought of the monster king at home, and suddenly felt as if four guns were installed in his head and exploded at the same time, and he wanted to hit the wall with a bang: "No, he... has slowed down!"

Adam was even more strange: "Then what else do you have to worry about?"

"...So, now it's my turn to slow down!"

Adam curled his lips.

It is impossible for him to have children in this life, and he can't understand what it's like to raise children.He Xiaonian's brother's child has been seen before. He is soft and glutinous, with a super sweet mouth, and he looks very energetic. His eyes are squinting. When he grows up, his IQ will not be lower than 150.

Such a cute child, would it be as scary as Xiaonian said?

He pointed He Xiaonian's forehead with his fingers, "You men, you just have no patience!"

"You have to be patient! Why don't you take it away, I really... have had enough! I'm afraid that one day I will lose control and throw him out of the window," He Xiaonian inserted his fingers into his hair and pulled hard With her hair down, she closed her eyes in pain, "That's my own nephew!"

"Tsk tsk," Adam clicked his tongue, "I don't want it, it's so scary!"

After a pause, he took out a business card from his pocket, "Here, there is a housekeeper downstairs in my house. It looks quite formal. Why don't you find a nanny to help you take care of the children? You can't be in this state every day, so Go on, that dead woman will really beat you at the next order meeting!"

He Xiaonian raised his muddy head, reached out to take the business card, glanced at it, held it tightly in his hand, closed his eyes, and fell asleep on the table again.

The author has something to say:

Omg, after more than an hour of tossing, finally uploaded (┬_┬)

I wanted to say something more, but now I just want to say good night!