undercover dad

He Xiaonian was very efficient in handling affairs, and went to the housekeeping downstairs of Adam's house after get off work that night.

As a result, the housekeeper recommended by Adam was also quite reliable and more efficient than him. The next day, he recommended a 50-year-old local aunt to come to the door.

"Aunt Cui, right?" He Xiaonian carefully looked at the ID card in his hand, and then raised his head to look at the aunt calmly. Yes, both the hairstyle and the clothes look neat and tidy, especially as a local. With a copy of the ID card in your hand, you are not afraid of abducting your child.

"Hello, my name is He Xiaonian, and this is my nephew, He Xiaobao!" He Xiaonian pulled out the brat who was hiding behind him, "Come, call me Grandma Cui!"

He Xiaobao is just five and a half years old this year. Just by looking at his appearance, he is a very energetic little boy, with sword eyebrows, star eyes, and a bridge of nose. At such a young age, he can tell that he may harm all beings in the future.He smiled sweetly at Grandma Cui, showing a beautiful dimple on his right cheek: "Grandma Cui is good!"

Aunt Cui immediately smiled, hugged Xiao Bao, and patted his head: "Oh, hello, hello, oh, you are so good!"

He Xiaonian lowered his head and touched his nose, but didn't dare to say anything.

Aunt Cui stayed like this.

He Xiaonian lived a ten-to-ten life again. In the morning, the sun didn’t burn his buttocks and he couldn’t get up. In the evening, he either surfed the Internet at the company or went to the bar with his friends. It didn’t take long for He Xiaobao to fall asleep and not go home. Enjoy your leisure time a few days.

That night, considering that he hadn't seen his dear nephew at night for several days, he canceled two parties, bought a strawberry pudding, and returned home early.

It was less than 06:30 when I got home. As soon as I opened the door, I heard a voice from inside, "He Xiaobao, did I let you eat watermelon? Didn't I tell you that I just took it out of the refrigerator and couldn't eat it? Put it in Go aside!"

The voice was too loud, covering the sound of He Xiaonian opening the door, the old and the young inside did not notice that He Xiaonian had entered the room.

He Xiaonian was changing shoes at the entrance, and as soon as he took off one shoe, Aunt Cui yelled again: "Where do you throw the toys? Didn't I tell you to put them back in your toy box? Can you play or not?" , if you can’t play, I’ll throw it all away for you, and don’t play with you either!”

"Hmph, you're bad, you're bad, you won't let me do anything! You're a bad guy, you're a monster, I'll send armored warriors to defeat you!"

There was a mechanical sound from the toy in the room, "Capturer, armor!", followed by He Xiaobao's crisp voice: "Da da, da da, attack the monster old hag! Capture the general!"

"He Xiaobao, who are you talking about, old witch? Put your things down for me, put them down! Did you hear what I said? Do you dare to hit me? See if I won't hit you!" Aunt Cui's anger soared, and her voice suddenly rose three degrees .

Afraid that she would really beat He Xiaobao, He Xiaonian rushed into the living room with bare feet before he could put on his slippers, and saw Aunt Cui desperately pulling He Xiaobao who was standing on the sofa and poking a shield at her.

He hurried over, pulled away He Xiaobao who was fighting excitedly, held him with one arm, turned around and waved at Aunt Cui, "Auntie, I'm sorry, take a break first, I'll educate him! "

Then he carried He Xiaobao into his bedroom.

"Second Uncle!" As soon as he pushed He Xiaobao onto the bed, He Xiaobao called him sweetly, wrapped his arms around his neck, and kissed him on the cheek.

He Xiaonian didn't like him, and taught him with a stern face: "Xiaobao, Grandma Cui is an old man and our elder. It's wrong for you to beat her or talk back to her. We must respect our elders!"

Xiaobao let go of his second uncle's neck, and started howling: "I don't want it, she always keeps me in control, doesn't let me do anything, and keeps swearing at people, I don't like her, so I will talk back to her! hit her!"

"This won't work, He Xiaobao! Listen to what the second uncle said," He Xiaonian grabbed He Xiaobao who was standing on the bed, jumping and howling, and stared seriously into his eyes:

"Second Uncle will tell you again, Grandma Cui is in charge of you, that's what we should do, as long as what she said is right, we can't talk back to her, understand? If you understand, let's go out and tell Grandma Cui Sorry, you can eat strawberry pudding!"

He Xiaobao's crying stopped abruptly, and he immediately gave a substandard military salute: "Understood, Second Uncle!"

The two left the bedroom, and He Xiaonian pulled He Xiaobao to Aunt Cui.

In the end, before Xiaobao could apologize, Aunt Cui turned her head and saw He Xiaonian, and she went into a rage again: "Xiaonian, I didn't mean you, you young people, why don't you wear slippers when you enter the house? Your bare feet are all over the floor If you shake around, the child will learn from you, let's not talk about whether it is dirty or not, but if you have athlete's foot or something, the child will be infected by you, huh?"

He Xiaonian froze in place.

His father passed away early, and his mother remarried for many years. She has been in the company until now and is the chief designer. He has always been the one to scold others.He endured it for a long time before suppressing the irritability in his stomach that wanted to knock Aunt Cui to the ground.

He smiled awkwardly, "Cough, I'm not, I came in in a hurry just now, I didn't have time to wear it, come on, Xiaobao, quickly apologize to Grandma Cui!"

Fortunately, He Xiaobao was very cooperative, for the pudding, he very obediently apologized to Grandma Cui.

Then He Xiaonian led Xiao Bao to eat pudding.

Just opened the small pudding box, Grandma Cui saw it, and the boss was upset, muttering beside him, "I know to buy food for the child, he is a child, he can have a big belly, eat this later How do you eat, huh? You young people don’t know anything, you just know how to please children, you eat sweets all the time, it’s bad for your teeth, and it’s not easy to digest. "

While scolding, she swept the floor with a broom, and when she reached He Xiaonian's feet, she yelled fiercely without warning: "Get up, lift your feet up!"

He Xiaonian was unprepared, his hands trembled in fright, and the little pudding in his hand "slapped" to the ground and fell into a lump.

There was a moment of silence in the room, but Xiaobao was the first to react, and cried out with a "wow", this time he cried very sincerely!

Aunt Cui was the second to come to her senses, and instead of trying to coax Xiaobao, she began to scold He Xiaonian again: "Look, what did I say? Then I told you to buy these sticky things, drop them on the ground, and sweep them away." It's not easy to clean, you clean it up or I clean it up, huh?"

He Xiaonian was so angry that his heartbeat was almost arrhythmia. Did the mother pay for a nanny or a mother? My mother was never so fierce as me and my brother when she was not remarried!

He slapped the coffee table vigorously, and roared angrily: "You are endless, can't you talk well if you have something to say? Did I invite you to scold us?"

Aunt Cui stood there with a broom and was stunned for a while.

It is estimated that she is the same as He Xiaonian in her life. She has scolded others far more times than being scolded by others. After being slapped by such a young man as He Xiaonian, she immediately couldn't hold back her old face of grievance. She threw away the broom and sat on the ground .

"What did I do to you? What did I say to me? Is it wrong for me to tell you to wear slippers? Is it wrong for me to tell you not to buy sweets for your children? Ah, you just yell at me like that, how old am I, with you Working hard, worrying about breaking my heart day by day, woo woo~ are you embarrassed to just say me like that, woo woo~, what's wrong with me, I came here to suffer this idleness, I, I quit, I Let's go, I'll go! Woohoo~"

Her voice was already loud, and when she cried, her voice hissed like a stone scratching on glass, which made He Xiaonian want to tear her ears off.

However, He Xiaobao was overwhelmed by her crying again, and he stopped crying. He looked at it seriously for a while, and then leaned into his second uncle's ear and softly persuaded him: "Second uncle, Grandma Cui cares about you, that's what she should do." Yes, we can't talk back to her as long as she's right, you hear?"

Nonsense, who the hell taught this!

……

He Xiaonian quickly replaced Aunt Cui and brought back Aunt Li.

Aunt Li is a migrant worker's wife who is said to have served the elderly as well as children. She has been a nanny for many years. The housekeeping company assures her that she is absolutely professional.

Whether it is professional or not is not important to He Xiaonian, the most important thing is: be kind, amiable, and less nonsense!

In order to prevent himself from being easily misjudged, this time he also specially invited Adam, the boss of the sales department who has seen countless people, to help check it out.

Aunt Li is indeed a good-tempered person, and she doesn't talk much.

But after a few days, he noticed something was wrong.

He went home the night before and bought eight mangosteens, but when he got up this morning and opened the refrigerator, he found that there were only two left in it.He shook his head suspiciously in front of the refrigerator, and told Aunt Li before leaving the house: "Auntie, don't let Xiaobao eat too much fruit. If he eats too much fruit, he will easily get diarrhea, and he won't be able to eat properly either!"

"I know, I know everything!" Aunt Li answered him with a smile.

That night, he bought two more big golden awns, thinking that he would take out one tomorrow morning, cut some meat himself, and let Aunt Li and He Xiaobao share the rest.

As a result, when I saw it the next morning, there was only one big mango left in the refrigerator.

He Xiaonian immediately woke up, if He Xiaobao ate this, it would be fine!After eating a whole Jinhuangmang and six mangosteens in the middle of the night, it will take less than two days for this kid to inject insulin!

After returning home at night, he immediately grabbed He Xiaobao and dragged him to his room.

"Xiaobao, Second Uncle asked you a question, you have to tell the truth to Second Uncle!" He stared at He Xiaobao seriously, and fixed his arms with both hands to prevent him from jumping up and down on the bed, "Second Uncle asks you, the refrigerator Did you eat the big mango in the bag last night? Tell the second uncle the truth!"

He Xiaobao Xingren's big eyes flickered, he was very puzzled: "No, I haven't eaten mango, I haven't eaten mango for a long time, but I like to eat mango pudding, I want to eat mango pudding! Second uncle, buy it for me mango pudding!"

"Okay, oh no no, it's not pudding, it's mango, Xiaobao, have you really never eaten mango? Have you ever eaten mangosteen?"

"I didn't eat mangosteen, and I didn't eat mangoes. Bao'er doesn't like mangoes or mangosteens. Bao'er likes pudding. I want mangosteen pudding, and I want mango pudding!" Happily bungee jumping on the bed.

He Xiaonian crossed his arms, leaned on the closet next to him, thought for a while, and said to himself: "Bao'er, since you didn't eat mangoes, and neither did Second Uncle, who do you think ate the mangoes?"

Xiaobao jumped over immediately, and whispered in his second uncle's ear, "Second uncle, I know who ate it! It's Peter Pan. Peter Pan came to our house to steal fruit. He must be hungry!"

He Xiaonian sneered and shook his head, "No, Xiaobao, Peter Pan only likes toys, not fruits, so he must not eat them!"

While jumping up desperately by the elasticity of the Simmons bed, Xiaobao took the time to say to his second uncle: "How about I lend you a monster to help you investigate and see who is stealing the fruit!"

The next morning was Saturday, and Aunt Li was going to the morning market to buy vegetables early in the morning. As soon as she went out, He Xiaonian jumped out of bed, ran to the refrigerator, and opened the refrigerator door.

A huge unknown plastic object was stuck on the top of the refrigerator door. As soon as the refrigerator door was opened, the object fell with a "boom" and hit He Xiaonian's face, then rolled to the ground.

It was a huge, ugly monster with spikes on its back and a long tail trailing behind it.

Hearing the commotion here, Xiaobao ran over, picked up the monster from the ground, and poked He Xiaonian's ass with its long, thorny tail, "Second Uncle, I know who stole the fruit, Beria Said, it's you, it's you, steal our fruit, I'll stab you to death!"

"You...!" He Xiaonian rubbed his face that hurt from the blow, and swallowed the word "Master" back into his stomach.

He closed the refrigerator door with a "bang", and dragged He Xiaobao back to his room.

Leaning on the bed, he asked He Xiaobao: "Bao'er, tell me, Aunt Li has a good temper, but she can eat too much, or she can eat too much, but she has a good temper. Do you think we should hold back?" Where is the son?"

Bao couldn't quite understand the logic of his second uncle's words. He was sweating profusely as he danced, and kept shaking his head: "You stupid rabbits, you just have a lot of things to do!"

He Xiaonian was stunned for a moment before he suddenly realized that he sat up from the bed in a daze, grabbed He Xiaobao who was jumping up, and said with uncontrollable anger in his voice: "What did you say?!"

He Xiaobao was taken aback by his second uncle, this kid is not stupid at all, he is very good at reading people's faces, so he stopped making a fuss immediately, sat down on his second uncle's lap obediently, and called out "Second Uncle" carefully.

He Xiaonian suppressed the fire, patted Bao on the back, and comforted him: "It's okay, Bao, Second Uncle just asked you, the dead rabbit just now has a lot of things, who told you that?"

"Yes, it's Aunt Li. Aunt Li said, Uncle Adam looks like a dead rabbit at first glance, and your second uncle must be too. You two may be a couple! Second uncle, why are you a rabbit and not a wolf? Why not an anteater? Why can't it be a monster? I like monsters the most, and monsters are the most powerful!"

He Xiaonian patted Xiaobao's back again, and slowly leaned back to the head of the bed.

His face is cold enough to store popsicles.I can tolerate stealing fruit, but I can't bear to say such nonsense in front of my children and slander me and my friends!

The author has something to say:

There were three female nannies written in the copy, so I had no choice but to write these three nannies patiently.