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After Sun Haiyang said this, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, he turned his head and spat out the shrimp skin in his mouth, shook his head and went to take another shrimp.

He Xiaonian was a little angry, but he couldn't refute anything, because - many people said that he was a bit of a jerk!

What happened to Turtle?What's wrong with carping?

When I was engaged in design, what I wanted was 100% presentation, and I was just muddling along like you. Can there be perfection in this world?

He stopped eating shrimp and drinking wine, and stared at Sun Haiyang coldly. After he finished knocking down another shrimp, he pointed to the big T-shirt on his body and said:

"Turtle hair! Do you know how the pattern of the dress on your body came out? When it was designed, it was designed so that others could see the details within five meters, and it could only be recognized as a label ten meters away. The position on the chest is just right, neither too big nor too small, neither too overwhelming nor too empty, I have enlarged and shrunk the version no less than five times with this one design, and you will be able to wear such a pendant clothes?"

Sun Haiyang was taken aback by what he said, and he looked down at the T-shirt on his body.

This dress is a sample his sister brought back from the company. She said that the size is too big, and most people would look fat in it, so she took it back and wore it for him.

When he saw the clothes for the first time, he liked it very much. On the chest, there was an iconic half-open oval logo of the O brand, which was processed into the feeling of an ink painting. Slowly fade, become blank, and connect with the opening.

His sister said that this concept is called "Tao", which means that something is created out of nothing, and everything returns to nothing.

But if you look closely at this ink logo, you can see that this ellipse is actually composed of many small vector graphics.

From the emptiness at the beginning, to the mountains, forests and lakes, the ape-man Taishan, Suiren drilling fire, Nuwa mending the sky, the first emperor's enthronement, high-rise buildings, heavy traffic, and finally returning to the countryside, rivers, lakes and seas, and then gradually a blank...

Small pictures are connected together to form this ellipse, which also deduces what is "Tao".

He thought the design was very cool at the time, and he put it on the clothes before they had time to get into the water, and he always thought it was his old sister's masterpiece, and he wore it to show off to his little brothers everywhere.

It turned out that this was not designed by his sister, but by He Xiaonian!

It turns out that He Xiaonian is so talented!Really... quite worthy of the word chief!It's no wonder that the old lady fails every time!

Sun Haiyang looked down at the sign and sighed for a long time, but he couldn't tell what it was like in his heart.

He was silent for a while, looked up at He Xiaonian sincerely, and gave a thumbs up: "Brother, your clothes are really awesome, really!"

He Xiaonian thought that he would hurt himself once he opened his mouth, so he was ready to fight him, but he didn't expect Sun Haiyang to say such a sentence, and he was a little dazed: "Ah, just, and... Okay, it's okay, so-so, it's not my best design..."

Sun Haiyang still looked at him seriously, with the sincerity of "You are really awesome".

He Xiaonian suddenly felt a little embarrassed, he reached out his hand to touch his nose, and muttered, "Then what, your clothes are sprayed with beer foam, you'd better wash them as soon as possible, otherwise it's easy to get dirty!"

"Ah! That's right," Sun Haiyang hurriedly lowered his head and glanced again, "Yeah, I'm going to wash it now!"

He stood up, grabbed the hem of the clothes with both hands and pulled them up, pulled off the clothes, and then walked out of the room nonchalantly under He Xiaonian's speechless eyes of "Are you taking off your clothes in front of me again?"

It took about seven or eight minutes before he returned to the house shirtless.

He Xiaonian looked helplessly at Sun Haiyang who was only wearing a trouser bottom, "Haiyang, tell me the truth, do you have exhibitionism?"

Sun Haiyang whistled at He Xiaonian with the corner of his mouth curled up. He arched his left arm to show off his biceps, and asked He Xiaonian, "How is it? Isn't it handsome? How is it better than those models you use?"

He Xiaonian looked at the smooth muscle lines on his body, and snorted coldly: "It's okay, it's okay,...he's handsome!"

Since Sun Haiyang has the courage to face up to He Xiaonian's excellence, He Xiaonian can of course tell him the truth generously.

It's very handsome!

In fact, he is even more handsome than those catwalk models invited by their company's order meeting!

Sun Haiyang is tall and thin, with long legs and long arms. When he dances street dances, he has small muscles. He is compact and strong. He looks greasy if he is more, and he is more greasy if he is less. Especially his face is aggressive. He is flamboyant and handsome, not to mention comparing his appearance with the models of their company, even if it is placed in an idol drama in the prime time at 08:30, it is not much inferior to those traffic niches.

It's a pity to come to him as a nanny...

He Xiaonian stared at Sun Haiyang in a daze. He suddenly remembered that in the C brand store today, Shen Wei tried on the main model of the Bear Run series. That dress always felt a bit awkward on Shen Wei, but if he changed it to For Sun Haiyang,...it must be a perfect match!

Why don't you buy him one next time you visit the store, and see how it looks on your upper body, I guess it will look really handsome!

No no, mainly, to reward him for leading Xiaobao's outstanding performance recently, and besides, being honest and discerning!

……

"Brother, brother?" Sun Haiyang felt a little nervous when He Xiaonian looked at him, he came over and waved his hand in front of his eyes.

"Huh?" He Xiaonian was startled by his hand, and looked back, "Why?"

"Ask me? I'm asking you! You look at me like you're going to eat me, I'm so scared!" Sun Haiyang covered his chest deliberately, and said in a thin voice.

"Are you afraid? You have thicker skin than a kidnapper!" He Xiaonian sneered.

Sun Haiyang thinks there is something wrong with his logic. "Fear" is only related to gallbladder, and it is also related to liver. Does it have anything to do with thick skin? !

He was about to refute, when there was a sound of little feet stepping on the ground "biadabiada" at the door, and Xiaobao's dazed and sticky voice sounded outside the door: "Brother Haiyang, Second Uncle!"

The two people in the room were silent at the same time and looked at each other.

"Brother, where are you?" Xiaobao called out again, hearing the sound a little anxious, probably half asleep, when he got up and suddenly found himself alone in the room, he was a little frightened.

Sun Haiyang responded immediately, "Hey, Xiaobao, don't be afraid, I'm in your second uncle's room!"

Xiaobao shouted "Brother Haiyang" outside, and then the sound of footsteps came towards the house from far to near.

Sun Haiyang stood up and said to He Xiaonian: "I have to watch Xiaobao sleep!"

He Xiaonian didn't say anything, he looked at Sun Haiyang, and then at the messy table.

The mouth of the plastic bag on the table was loose, revealing a pile of red crayfish that hadn't been eaten yet, with a bottle of unfinished beer next to it.

bad!

Don't let Xiaobao see it!

The two of them realized this problem almost at the same time, He Xiaonian stood up from the bed suddenly, and turned around to grab the plastic bag on the table.

As soon as he grabbed one side of the bag, Sun Haiyang also grabbed the other side of the bag and pulled towards himself.

He Xiaonian just stood up from the bed and twisted his waist to hook things on the table. This posture really tested the flexibility and coordination of the body, and both of them were relatively lacking in their old He family. He grabbed the bag, Being surrounded by Sun Haiyang, his body leaned to the left, and he immediately lost his center of gravity.

The left and right feet twisted each other on the side of the bed, and it was unclear whether the left foot tripped over the right foot, or the right foot tripped over the left foot. With a bang, He Xiaonian tripped himself to the ground.

He knelt behind Sun Haiyang, and when he looked up, he saw Sun Haiyang's plump buttocks.

Sun Haiyang heard a series of beeping sounds behind him, and quickly turned around to look back... Before He Xiaonian had time to appreciate his butt, the back turned into the front, and the butt turned into ten rings, facing The part below the nose and above the chin - the mouth!

After a moment of stupefaction, before He Xiaonian propped his hands on the ground to prepare for a fish jump, Sun Haiyang suddenly made an unbelievable movement.

He flexibly pushed his hips forward twice! ! !

Unexpectedly, but, up, up, two, down, crotch!

……

He Xiaonian was completely shocked!He opened a mouth that could hold an ostrich egg, and looked up at Sun Haiyang in shock.

Sun Haiyang laughed so hard that he couldn't even utter a sound, trembling all over, bared his big white teeth and panted for a long time, covered He Xiaonian's eyes with his hand, "Brother, brother, don't look at me like that, I'm really not gay,... …It’s your posture, it’s so classic, if I don’t cooperate twice, I’ll feel sorry for the Cang/I/Sora I chased after those years!”

"Damn! Sun Haiyang, can you be any more cheap!!" He Xiaonian roared angrily.

In fact, it is no longer possible to talk about whether he is angry or not, he just feels shocked, speechless, unbelievable, and unimaginable!

In addition, I don't know if he was too angry, but he couldn't help but want to laugh along with him!

This is really a long time to see you!

Could it be that Sun Haiyang's humbleness gradually influenced him? ?

……

With a "bang", before the two of them had time to refresh their postures, Xiao Bao pushed open the door and broke in.

When he saw the strange-looking second uncle and the strange-looking brother Haiyang, he felt very puzzled. He stopped and watched the two of them pondering for a long time curiously, then turned his head and asked Sun Haiyang loudly: "Brother Haiyang, why did you face the second uncle?" Did uncle pee in his mouth?!"

"..." He Xiaonian.

"..." Sun Haiyang.

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