undercover dad

The so-called cheap people will be punished by heaven!

That night, when Sun Haiyang was half asleep, he suddenly dreamed that he was taking a bath under the shower head.The water volume of this shower head is very full, rushing, pouring on the head, face, nose, and mouth, it is warm, comfortable and... a bit irritating!

Furious?Why is the smell of the bath water a bit irritating?

Could it be that the water pipes are rusted?Tap water not filtered?

While taking a shower happily whistling under the water curtain, Sun Haiyang was puzzled by this question.

Until he slowly opened his eyes from the water, and saw a small figure standing in front of him with his legs crossed in the darkness, holding a small gun, shaking the last few drops of urine onto his face.

He reached out and touched it, and his face was covered in urine!

There was still a lot of urine, and his neck, chest, and surrounding bedding were all soaked. Before he was fully conscious, a small string of urine beads flowed into his mouth along the corners of his mouth. Subconsciously smashed his mouth and tasted it!

It's salty and astringent, it's okay, it doesn't smell that bad!

I fuck! ! !

He was instantly sober! !

"He Xiaobao!!!" In the darkness, Sun Haiyang uttered the most mournful cry to the little monster in front of him since his nanny career!

He pulled He Xiaobao away, rushed to the bathroom at the speed of F1, quickly took off his underwear, turned on the shower head, and poured water on his head.

The scene in the dream reappeared in reality, but what was different from the dream was that he was not in a happy mood at this time, and he could not whistle. He only wanted to curse, fight, cry, and find a piece of tofu to kill himself. crash!

……

He Xiaobao was thrown into the room by himself. He sat on the bed and stared around in bewilderment.

He woke up in the middle of the night to take a pee, and suddenly thought that since Brother Haiyang can pee in Uncle's mouth, then I should be able to pee in Brother Haiyang's mouth too. He peed smoothly and was pushed aside by Brother Haiyang.

It was so dark in the room, and Brother Haiyang was not there, Xiaobao thought about it with his dizzy little head, grabbed his little quilt, and went to his second uncle's room.

He Xiaonian had just been dazed for a long time, tossing and turning in a sleepless sleep, when he turned around, he moved his hand forward and suddenly felt a tender little arm.

His heart skipped a beat, and he woke up immediately.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he met He Xiaobao's big eyes shining like stars in the darkness.

"Second Uncle!" Xiao Bao patted his arm, "Second Uncle, good boy, go to sleep, Bao will sleep with you!"

"...Bao, why did you come to Second Uncle?" He Xiaonian asked blankly.

"Well, I wet the bed and can't sleep anymore! I also wet Brother Haiyang and he can't sleep anymore!" Xiaobao said in a low voice.

"Oh, Treasure, you're such an adult, you're still wetting the bed?" He Xiaonian grabbed Xiao Treasure's little fleshy hand and hugged him, and said in a soft voice, "Shy, go to sleep!"

He patted Xiaobao twice before he suddenly realized that he sat up with his hands on the bed, "Baby, what did you say, you said Brother Haiyang was wet by your urine?"

Xiao Bao immediately closed his eyes tightly: "Second Uncle, I'm sleepy, I'm going to sleep, be good, don't make trouble!"

His little hands tightly grasped the small quilt, touched and rubbed it, but he obviously didn't feel sleepy, and his eyelashes were trembling.

The corner of He Xiaonian's mouth twitched, resisting the urge to laugh out loud, and slowly lay down, "Well, second uncle is good, and you are good too. Go to sleep, it's late!"

He patted Xiaobao's small arm repeatedly, and Xiaobao's hand touched the small quilt with his rhythm. Finally, he relaxed, and his breathing became more and more gentle.

……

After Xiaobao fell asleep, He Xiaonian walked out of the room lightly.

As soon as I left the house, I heard the sound of running water in the bathroom.

He propped his hands on the wall, bent his waist, and laughed silently and tremblingly for a long time. When he had almost released the gloating in his heart, he straightened up, eased the expression on his face, walked over with a smile on his face, and pulled Open the bathroom door.

……

Sun Haiyang has been showering under the shower head for more than 20 minutes, applying shampoo, shower gel, soap, toilet water, all kinds of water on his body, and holding a toothbrush cup in one hand to rinse his mouth desperately. After washing for a long time, he was thinking Can the disinfectant be used on the skin? Suddenly the bathroom door was opened.

A gust of cold air blew in, he turned his head, saw He Xiaonian leaning lazily on the door frame, saw him turn his head, hooked the corners of his mouth, and asked happily, "How is it, does the boy's urine taste good?"

Sun Haiyang quickly turned his head away, raised his neck, and let the water from the shower hit his face more fully.

He needs water to wash away his shame, and even more so to extinguish the urge to grab He Xiaonian's head and stuff it in the toilet as a slut. Injury, these three weeks of hard work will be in vain!

But He Xiaonian didn't know what he was thinking. He felt that such a ridiculous thing tonight would make him laugh for at least a year. He continued to ask tirelessly:

"Hey, let me ask you, how does it taste?"

"..."

"How about it, is He Xiaobao scary? Do you still dare to be mean in the future?"

"..."

"It's said that boy's urine cures all diseases, tsk tsk, I've never drank it before, you've tried it..."

Hearing this, Sun Haiyang finally couldn't bear it anymore.

He turned around and faced He Xiaonian frankly with Quan Guo's front.Then he held his gun, and with a smile on his lips, he said, "Yo, it's a pity that you haven't tasted boy's urine, isn't it?! Come on, I have it, let me feed you!"

He Xiaonian stopped smiling, stood up straight, and looked at Sun Haiyang not to be outdone.

The LED ceiling lamp in the bathroom emits warm white soft light. After Sun Haiyang turned around, all the light beams focused on his dripping body, shining brightly.

There are still unwashed white foams on his body, small and thin, along his shoulders, along the smooth curve of his arms, along his sunken waist..., along with the water flow, all the way Chuanchuan rolled to the ground.

He Xiaonian stared directly at Sun Haiyang for a while, and suddenly felt that the light in the bathroom was still a little bright, which was dazzling after a long time.He couldn't bear it any longer, coughed, and turned his head away:

"Cough, you still have childish urine, what a waste!" He leaned against the door frame, staring at the darkness outside the bathroom, mocking Sun Haiyang, "How old are you, have you never had a girlfriend?"

Sun Haiyang snorted, then turned to rush at the foam on his body.

He Xiaonian waited for a while, and was really a little surprised when he saw that he didn't answer, "No, you have grown up so old, have you really never had a girlfriend?"

"Why are you so annoying?! You were already an old driver when you were 21, right?" Sun Haiyang frowned and yelled.

When He Xiaonian was asked by him, he really recalled it carefully.

At the age of 21, I was in my sophomore year, not my junior year. At that time, I wholeheartedly pursued the true meaning of design and dreamed of becoming China's Versace. I really didn't have any intention of dating. At that time, I really had a child peeing!

"But I had a girlfriend in high school!" He Xiaonian said.

"It doesn't matter, if someone who can't drive a car can still be a girlfriend, I already have a girlfriend in elementary school! People chasing me can line up from the gate of our class to the playground, believe it!"

"Heh!" He Xiaonian gave him a middle finger.

He believed Sun Haiyang's words. If he had such a face and figure when he was young, he would be very attractive to little girls.

But then, where did the little girl who chased him go?

He looks so handsome, but he has never driven a car before! ! !

He has become a rascal and made a fool of me, but he turned out to be an innocent little guy/boy!

He Xiaonian thought about it, and laughed a little. He didn't bother to argue with Sun Haiyang anymore, put his shoulder against the door, closed the bathroom door for him, and walked back to his room.

……

After Sun Haiyang took a shower, he hurried back to the room and lay down on the bed.

"Ah!" With a loud sound, he bounced off the bed again.

He had completely forgotten that He Xiaobao had urinated a lot. In addition to his own being urinated by He Xiaobao, the sheets and mattresses on the bed were all wet by He Xiaobao's piss, and the smell was very strong. Can't sleep.

He stood by the bed in a daze for a while, bent down and pulled out a new bed sheet from the bottom shelf of the closet, and ran to He Xiaonian's room next door with his arms in his arms.

……

After He Xiaonian's tossing just now, his sleepiness was completely gone. He stared at He Xiaobao's eyelashes with half-closed eyes in the dark, counting them one by one, hoping to sleep faster than counting sheep.

Counting and counting, a tall black shadow, just like He Xiaobao just now, sneaked into his room, then tiptoed onto his bed, and lay down on the other side of He Xiaobao.

Then Gu Guyongyong, Gu Guyongyong stretched out a thin sheet and covered his body.

"You have a big face! Have you asked for my opinion? Just sleep in my bed!" He Xiaonian's cold voice sounded in the darkness.

Sun Haiyang was so frightened that he almost rolled off the bed!

"Fuck, you, you haven't slept yet?!" He stretched his body up halfway, turned his head to stare at He Xiaonian's dark face opposite him, and asked in a low voice.

"It's so easy to get someone into the house, how dare I sleep?! If this is a thief, Xiaobao and I will be cooked together!!" He Xiaonian said still coldly.

Sun Haiyang scratched his head embarrassingly, "Brother, my room...was all wet by Xiaobao's urine, I really can't sleep, just let me stay here overnight, I will wash your sheets tomorrow." ?"

He Xiaonian was silent for a while, sighed, and his voice softened, "Then you should lie down quickly, and don't snore when you sleep! I will kick you down if you disturb me!"

He turned over, turned his back to Xiaobao and Sun Haiyang, suddenly remembered, turned his head and warned, "Don't wash my bedsheets with the pee-stained sheets in your house!"

……

There is a small alarm clock on He Xiaonian's desk. When the room is quiet, you can hear the ticking sound of the small alarm clock's second hand moving.

Sun Haiyang was dumbfounded listening to this voice, he thought he was tired and should be able to fall asleep right away, but now his mind was so clear that he seemed to be able to go to the National Bridge Championship immediately.

He listened to Xiaobao's long breathing, but He Xiaonian's...he didn't hear it, and He Xiaonian didn't seem to be asleep yet.

"Brother, are you asleep?" He turned towards He Xiaonian and called softly.

After a long time, He Xiaonian's voice was heard: "Sleeping? What's wrong?"

"Brother, you, when did you drive a car?" Sun Haiyang asked, as an innocent young man in the new era, he was somewhat embarrassed to ask such a question in the middle of the night.

He Xiaonian didn't answer him right away, he thought about it seriously.

When?It seems that in the second half of the junior year, he made his second girlfriend. It was a long-haired girl from other places. The two dated for more than a year. Finally, when the girl graduated, she had to go back to her hometown to find a job. In the sad atmosphere of reminiscing about the passing away school days and the coming to an end of the green romance, the two finally had an intimate contact before breaking up.

After that, I had another girlfriend at work, and the two lived together for half a year, but finally broke up because the other party disliked that I was more interested in color cards and fabrics than my girlfriend.

After this, there will be no more!

Moreover, due to a certain degree of mental cleanliness caused by my tortoise hair, I have not even had a romantic relationship in the past few years, and my closest partner is only my left hand and right hand!

"It's..." He Xiaonian murmured, but he came back to his senses, wow, I'm crazy, I think about it, I don't sleep in the middle of the night, lying with a 1.8 meters five big guy Discussing whether to drive or not in bed! ! !

What kind of neurosis is this!

"Sleep or not, go back to your room if you don't sleep! Don't disturb my sleep here!" He shook Sun Haiyang impatiently.

"Oh, sleep, I sleep!"

After a while, Sun Haiyang couldn't help asking again: "Brother, the driver, uh, that's it, the taste..."

"Sun Haiyang!" He Xiaonian turned around suddenly, and growled in a low voice through He Xiaobao, "Are you sleeping or not!"

"Sleep, sleep, sleep now, don't get angry from embarrassment! Hehehe..." Sun Haiyang stopped when he saw it, turned over quickly, turned his back to He Xiaonian and said nothing.