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The next day, Sun Haiyang got up early to send He Xiaobao to kindergarten.

On the way, Sun Haiyang tried his best to correct He Xiaobao's erroneous views, "Baby, my brother didn't pee in your second uncle's mouth, your second uncle fell and fell right in front of your brother!"

"But I saw you shaking and shaking, and it looked like you were peeing!" Xiaobao said unconvinced.

"Baby, you know, sometimes, what you see may not be true..."

"I know, I know, just like the clouds in the sky look like clouds, but they don't have to be clouds, right? They might be cotton candy, right?"

"That's right, that's what it means, Bao, you are so smart, and your imagination is so rich, what my brother said is..."

"Brother, pick cotton candy for me to eat, I want to eat cotton candy from the sky!"

Sun Haiyang looked up at the sky. The sky was blue and the clouds were white. On a day without smog, the sky was clean and dust-free, and it seemed so far away that Sun Haiyang felt sick for a while.

He hurriedly lowered his head: "Baby, just now my brother just gave an example. It doesn't mean that the clouds in the sky are cotton candy, the clouds in the sky are actually clouds!"

"Then brother, you still peed!" Bao's talent is very strange, and his ability to mess around is extremely amazing.

"No no, brother didn't pee, brother was just joking with your second uncle, really, treasure, you believe me!"

"Then I was just joking with you!" Xiaobao muttered in a low voice. Regarding what happened last night, with his current understanding ability, he actually knew that he had done something wrong, so he didn't have the confidence to speak.

"No, no, your joke last night is over. If you really pissed on your brother, it really shouldn't be done. This kind of thing is absolutely, absolutely, not allowed to be done again, you know?" Sun Haiban said Strictly speaking to Xiaobao with a straight face and righteous words.

He is usually very tolerant towards He Xiaobao, mainly because he himself is not a very reasonable person, and he is relatively free and loose, so when He Xiaobao is playing around, as long as he does not hurt the innocent, or as long as he does not hurt the innocent When it comes to him, he is very happy to make trouble with him.

But last night, Little Treasure's behavior was too bad and must be corrected!

If this kind of thing is repeated once or twice, he might abuse/children.

"Understood—" Xiaobao replied with a long voice and pouted, he shook Sun Haiyang and held his hand vigorously, very unhappy and a little unconvinced, "Then you can just joke with the second uncle, I will tell you You can't be kidding!"

"That's different, I didn't really pee on your second uncle!"

"Then I won't really pee next time, I'll pretend to pee, isn't that all right?"

"No, no, it's not okay to pretend to pee, this kind of behavior itself can't be done again!"

"Then you also pretended to piss on the second uncle, how can you do it?"

"I'm also..., I'm not, are you kidding?" Sun Haiyang was sweating, he didn't understand how he couldn't explain such a simple matter to Xiaobao.

"Then I was joking too, why not?" Xiaobao continued to circle Brother Haiyang.

"You've already joked, if you can't do it, you can't do it!"

"Then I'm like you, don't really pee, but pretend to pee, isn't that all right?"

"No, no, that doesn't work, either?"

"why?"

"for……"

……

When he was about to reach the gate of the kindergarten, Sun Haiyang's head was drenched with sweat, and his hair was in tatters, as if he had just washed his hair and left it without drying it.

He was parched and upset, and felt that his head had to be squeezed by the door at least twice before he tried to convince He Xiaobao by reasoning. If he had known, he would have taken him to a place where no one was around and beat him up. alright.

When he arrived at the gate of the garden, he raised his eyes and looked around for Xiaobao's class teacher, Mr. Wei, impatiently wanting to get out the goods in his hand as soon as possible.

It turned out that it was not Teacher Wei who picked up the child at the door today, but a beautiful teacher with a round face and big eyes.

"He Entong, good morning!" The beautiful teacher called Xiaobao's name in a sweet and crunchy voice.

Xiaobao immediately shook off Sun Haiyang's hand, ran to the beautiful teacher's side, raised his neck and called, "Mr. Li, hello, Mr. Li!"

Teacher Li lowered his head and gave Xiaobao a sweet smile, and touched Xiaobao's head with his hand.

Sun Haiyang has been surrounded by Xiaobao all the way, and the dizziness has not passed yet. He walked towards Teacher Li in a daze, stared at him in a daze, opened his mouth, but couldn't think of what to say. what.

Teacher Li was looking at Sun Haiyang with a smile, waiting for Sun Haiyang to greet her, but the parent stared at her with his mouth half open, but didn't say a word.

"Ah," she felt a little embarrassed, quickly lowered her head and touched Xiaobao's head, looked up at Sun Haiyang, then looked down at Xiaobao, her sweet and crunchy voice was much softer: "Hello, are you Euntong's..."

"Ms. Li, he is my brother, Brother Haiyang!" Xiao Bao proudly went over to pull Sun Haiyang's hand.

Sun Haiyang recovered from his trance, "Ah, yes, I... am his brother!" He looked at He Xiaobao and said, his voice a little dazed.

Teacher Li moved his eyes away from Xiaobao's head, and quickly glanced at Sun Haiyang, the corner of his mouth curled up, "Oh, hello, I'm Entong's life teacher, my surname is Li, hello!"

She held out her hand to Sun Haiyang.

Only then did Sun Haiyang really come back to his senses, and he quickly shook Teacher Li's hand: "Oh, Teacher Li, hello, I am He Entong's brother, and I am usually... in charge of him, this kid If there is something wrong in the garden, or if you are mischievous, you can just complain to me!"

Xiaobao stepped out and said angrily: "I'm fine, I've never been naughty, I'm the most obedient!"

"Hehe!" Sun Haiyang gave him a deadpan smile.

Teacher Xiao Li has a very good temper. He smiled and took Xiao Bao's hand and shook it, "That's right, we He Entong are the most obedient in the kindergarten, and we never make trouble, right?"

"Hmph!" Xiaobao rolled his eyes at Sun Haiyang in a stern manner.

......

In the evening, Sun Haiyang went to the kindergarten to pick up He Xiaobao.

There are already several long queues at the entrance of the kindergarten according to the order of the classes.

Most of the children’s pick-up team are their grandparents, grandparents, and a group of old men and old ladies chatting together. Taking the bus five stops away, the water spinach at a certain market is [-] cents cheaper than here...

Sun Haiyang is very difficult at this time every day. In this team, he is really outstanding in terms of appearance and height.

He avoided the queue to pick up the children, and stood under the shade of a tree, across the railing, sucking yogurt while waiting for Xiaobao to leave school.

At [-]:[-], the security guards of the kindergarten opened the iron gate on time. Starting from Class [-], the elders and aunts filed in, claimed their own treasures, held their little hands, and came back from the other side of the gate. file out.

Everything is in order.

When more than half of the children in the second class came out, there was a sudden scream in the line, and some parents pointed to the road on the left side of the garden gate in horror, shaking their bodies from side to side, as if trying to dodge something.

The road is narrow, one-way, and has a slight slope.At this time, on the left side of the road, there was a ten-year-old child riding a scooter, speeding towards the team at an increasing speed.

The line to pick up the children at the door was in a commotion immediately, and the grandpas and aunts uttered uneven or high-pitched or old voices, "Stop, stop quickly, you are going to hit the child!!!" Someone waved his arms and shouted.

But the rushing figure did not slow down at all. The child on the scooter must have been a little scared, his expression was flustered, his mouth was wide open, he didn't even make a sound, and he seemed to have completely forgotten that there was a brake on the back of the scooter to step on.

Seeing the children stepping on the scooter and about to crash into the group of children coming out of the door, a vigorous figure suddenly leaped over by stepping on the railing next to it. The speed of the roc spreading its wings was astonishing. He stood in front of the scooter a second before the scooter crashed into the team.

The child in the car bumped into him with a bang.

Sun Haiyang took a big step back after being hit by the child. He immediately stretched out his long arms to wrap around the child to prevent him from falling headlong to the ground. Scooter.

……

The crisis was resolved, and the shouts in the team gradually turned into lorry's whining,

"Whose family's child is this, I don't like it!"

"How can you ride a scooter on this road? You are a child after school at this point. If you hit it, can you afford it?!"

"Where are your parents, where are they? My children are not optimistic!"

......

The brat who almost got into trouble was also flushed with fright, and whimpered in Sun Haiyang's arms with snot and tears, crying so sincerely that he hiccupped.

Sun Haiyang felt a little nervous. This scene of standing in the crowd and being pointed at by everyone overlapped with certain memories in his mind, which made him panic and irritable. He held the child's head tightly in his arms Tight, then got up and pulled him to the left of the garden gate.

The originally orderly queue in the kindergarten was in disarray. When the queue of the third class stood at the door, the parents swarmed up and snatched away their children as if they had encountered a discount. Lead a He Xiaobao.

"Brother Haiyang!" Xiaobao yelled at Sun Haiyang from a long distance away, grabbed Mr. Li's hand vigorously, and jumped to this side.

Under the sun, he bent his big shining eyes and smiled with a big dimple at the corner of his mouth. He looked at Sun Haiyang adoringly like a superman.

The corners of Sun Haiyang's mouth curved unconsciously, feeling a little proud and warm.

A few children beside him who hadn't left immediately also took their parents' hands and moved towards him, "Big brother, you are so amazing, can you fly?"

Sun Haiyang was overjoyed, and flicked his hair: "Yes, I have superpowers, I'm a superman!" He raised his arms and stretched out his biceps to show the children.

Xiao Bao immediately broke free from Mr. Li's hand, ran over and hugged Sun Haiyang's thigh, and shouted proudly: "This is my brother, he is my brother!"

"He Entong, you are so amazing!" The children all exclaimed. They surrounded Sun Haiyang and yelled: "Brother Superman, Brother Superman!", "I want Brother Superman, too!" , "Brother Superman, take me to fly, I want to go home by plane!"

……

Mr. Li stood there and waited for a while. Seeing that the children had no intention of leaving, he walked over slowly, stopped outside the circle, and waved to Sun Haiyang, who was surrounded by the children in the circle. .

Sun Haiyang was embarrassed. He was being pushed around by a bunch of little dolls as Superman, and he was saying proudly, "It's okay for me to take you to the universe for a circle", when he saw this beautiful teacher whom he met this morning Standing not far away, he smiled and waved at him.

He quickly put away the fart expression on his face, and nodded embarrassingly at Mr. Li.

"It was really thrilling just now, I thank you on behalf of the children!" Teacher Xiao Li said softly.

Her voice was not loud, but very sweet, which made Sun Haiyang's heart beat faster, "Hey, this, it's nothing, it's not a big deal, no thanks, ah no no, no thanks, heh!"

……