undercover dad

He Xiaonian went back to his room in a daze, and when he entered the door, he saw Xiaobao lying in front of the computer with his little fat buttocks and banging on the keyboard.

He broke out in a cold sweat from fright, and rushed forward with lightning speed, grabbed the little monster from the computer, and yelled at Xiaobao: "Xiaobao, did the second uncle tell you not to touch me?" Computer!"

"I didn't touch it, I just touched it, tapped it, or something!" Xiaobao explained with a smile on his second uncle, and kissed He Xiaonian's cheek.

"You...! Hey, it's okay, go back to your own room, the second uncle has to work!" He Xiaonian shook his head helplessly, really too lazy to talk nonsense with Xiaobao.

When Xiaobao opened the door and was about to leave the house, He Xiaonian suddenly stopped him again, "Hey, Bao, wait!"

He walked to the edge of the desk, took out a shopping paper bag from the backpack on the desk, put it in his hand to ponder for a while, then walked over and handed it to He Xiaobao, "Bao, these are the clothes I bought for your brother Haiyang, help Second Uncle to bring them to you." Let him try it on and see if it fits!"

Xiao Bao looked down at the paper bag, pouted his mouth unhappily, "Second Uncle, where are Bao's clothes? Why doesn't Bao have new clothes?"

"Ah, this," He Xiaonian thought for a moment, and said with a pleasant face: "Bao, the store that Second Uncle visited this time sold only clothes for adults, and I didn't see any clothes for children. Next time, Second Uncle will go there specially. Can I buy clothes for you in the children's clothing section?"

Only then did Xiaobao's face soften, and he said to his second uncle seriously: "Then next time you buy clothes, bring Bao with you. Bao wants to choose clothes by himself, but you have bad eyesight!"

He Xiaonian was almost stunned by Bao's words, my vision is bad, my vision is bad!You spare the world, no, you spare China's fashion brands to inquire, how many people don't know the name of your second uncle, He Xiaonian, I can't see it? !

……

Xiaobao returned to his room with the clothes, jumped onto the bed, and jumped up and down to Sun Haiyang's side, "Brother Haiyang, you got fruit for Second Uncle, guess what Second Uncle rewarded you?"

Sun Haiyang has long seen a white shopping bag hidden behind Bao. There is a red logo of "×× mall" on the shopping bag. The kind that takes a look back.

He couldn't hold back the smile at the corner of his mouth. Taking advantage of Xiaobao's inattention, he reached behind his back and pulled out the shopping bag, "What reward? He said the wrong thing, give me an apology, show me What is it?"

"What did he say wrong, Brother Haiyang? Huh? What did the second uncle say wrong? What did he say, huh?..." Xiaobao immediately found out his interest in Sun Haiyang's words, non-stop Ask Sun Haiyang.

"It's nothing, it's nothing," Sun Haiyang tore open the seal of the paper bag, pulled out a plastic bag from inside, and then opened the bag to pull out a POLO shirt.

"Ah, C card..." He shook his clothes and took a look, "Damn it! It's their latest model this year!"

He is very familiar with this brand, although he can't afford it, but thanks to his elder sister, he knows very well that this brand belongs to her company, that is, He Xiaonian's company's old rival.

The two brands have been competing for the past few years, and the price of this brand is not cheap. Unexpectedly, He Xiaonian bought him a piece of clothing from his family, and it was the latest model that was not discounted.

He stroked the soft texture of the clothes with his hands, and after a moment of daze, he compared the clothes to himself, "Does it look good?" He asked He Xiaobao.

"Well——" He Xiaobao looked at it seriously and shook his head, "My second uncle just doesn't know how to buy clothes. This dress is not red, nor pink, nor blue like the sky. like!"

Sun Haiyang looked down at Bizai's clothes, and said to himself: What do you know!The clothes designed by your second uncle can sell for thousands of damn T-shirts, and the clothes he picked can be blessed by a big designer on me!Awesome!

He ignored Xiaobao, took off his shirt, and put on this new dress.

It was a skinny fit, but it was a good fit, with the waist and shoulders fitting just right, not too big or too tight.

Sun Haiyang jumped off the bed, pulled out the full-length mirror in the closet, and stared at the mirror for a long time.

The design of the clothes is beautiful, the shadow from the chest to the ribs is similar to that of a running bear, and the design clearly draws out his beautiful chest muscles. When he saw himself in the mirror, the corners of his mouth were almost bent to the base of his ears. He wanted to press it, but Can't hold back.

With a smile on his face, he turned around and asked Xiaobao, "How is it? Is it sexy or beautiful?"

Xiaobao didn't understand why Brother Haiyang was so happy about this shabby white dress with gray patterns. He tilted his head and asked, "What is sexy? What is beautiful?"

……

After He Xiaonian finished sorting out his photos, he stretched and wearily sank into the swivel chair.

He has been running the market intensively for the past few days, and his feet are almost cramping. If it weren't for his profession as a designer, to be honest, he would rather stay at home until his body gets moldy than go shopping in the mall.

This is also the main reason why he hasn't taken the initiative to find a girlfriend in the past few years. I can bear it for work. After all, it is one of the labors I have to pay to earn wages. But if I have to hang out with girls endlessly outside of work On the main street, it would be a bit worse than death.

After all, he is not Adam. Adam has a woman's soul in his blood. Shopping, shopping around, and bargaining are fun rather than torture for him.

Hey, I'm so tired, hurry up and go to bed!

He took a set of pajamas and went to the bathroom.

In the bathroom, just as he took off his shirt, the door was slammed open, and Sun Haiyang poked his head in.

"Taking a bath?" Sun Haiyang asked with a smile on his lips.

He Xiaonian was shirtless, twisted his upper body, and looked at Sun Haiyang coldly: "No, I'm shitting!"

"Tsk tsk, you pull it with your mouth, don't you take off your pants and your shirt?"

"You're fine, if you're fine, get the hell out, I'm going to take a shower!" He Xiaonian looked at Sun Haiyang speechlessly.

"Oh, I'm fine, that's it." Sun Haiyang rubbed his nose embarrassingly, "I just came to say thank you. The clothes you bought fit well and looked good. I... like it very much. !"

As he spoke, his whole body moved out from the wall, stood at the door, and showed He Xiaonian the new clothes he had just put on.

The halo of the bathroom shone on him softly, vaguely outlining the lines of his upper body, and the part of the shadow design stretched out a strong and healthy shape, but not strong and aggressive.

He Xiaonian nodded in his heart, this dress was as he expected, wearing it on Sun Haiyang took advantage of his figure and temperament, and it was more harmonious and well-matched than what Shen Wei wore.

He squinted his eyes under the light, he didn't expect that his eyesight was still so good after staying up all night, and he could still see the indistinct protrusions through the shadows.

"Cough," he turned his head and coughed dryly, "Okay, it's good, as long as you like it!"

"That's right, I think it's pretty good too, but brother, next time you buy it for me, buy a looser one. I'd rather wear looser ones and feel more comfortable."

"Well, good!" He Xiaonian was in a hurry to take a bath, and wanted to send Sun Haiyang out quickly, so he replied confusedly, but he woke up immediately,

"You want to be beautiful! I saw it when I was visiting the store. I wanted to see how the clothes look on the upper body. You think I bought clothes for you! Buy again?! Just wait and go, the year of the monkey!"

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the doorknob and slammed the door shut, turned around and began to take off his pants, took off his pants and started to take off his/underwear.

When the underpants were halfway off, the door was knocked open again with a bang. He Xiaonian was so frightened that he raised his head and bumped into the locker above the sink.

"Oh!" He Xiaonian covered his head with his hands, his expression painful and tangled.

Behind him, Sun Haiyang said in a relaxed and happy voice: "Brother, don't forget, buy a looser style, it will be more convenient for me to work and wear... Yo, what's wrong with you?"

He Xiaonian turned his back to him, half bent forward, Sun Haiyang looked at this back for a long time, this posture, this position, he couldn't tell whether He Xiaonian was wearing underwear or taking off his underwear.

Moreover, he didn't know if the light was too white or He Xiaonian was just white. Sun Haiyang felt that He Xiaonian's skin was shining white under the light.

He sighed: "I said who can Xiaobao's fat buttocks be with? Your old He family's buttocks, why do they look like women, and they are quite upturned!"

After finishing speaking, he casually "slapped" He Xiaonian's butt, then turned around, hooked his feet, kicked the door shut, and walked away...

He Xiaonian's bent waist was straightened by Sun Haiyang's slap, and he jumped and turned around in a daze, forgetting that he was still showing his love!

He stared furiously at the kicked back door, and he was speechless for a long time with his mouth dry:

Fuck/Your uncle, Sun Haiyang!

Let me buy you more clothes, and I will buy you more clothes! ! !

You wait for me to buy you another uncle and come back! ! !

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